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Author Topic: Three things you can do with a ........  (Read 128516 times)

tuftedduck

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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #105 on: May 05, 2008, 12:47:28 PM »

packet of popcorn

eat noisily and upset the other cinema-goers
feed to budgie with sweet tooth
irritate everyone by constantly rustling the packet.

piece of plutonium
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #106 on: May 05, 2008, 02:25:43 PM »

use in a nuclear weapon
use as source for nuclear power
use in pacemakers (yes they really do that)

piece of tripe
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #107 on: May 05, 2008, 03:00:59 PM »

piece of tripe

post it on this forum
cook with onions
frighten children

tennis racquet
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #108 on: May 05, 2008, 03:23:20 PM »

tennis racquet

snow shoe for one legged eskimo
strain a lot of spaghetti
spank naughty brats

spark plug
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #109 on: May 05, 2008, 03:57:55 PM »

spark plug

use it in the car
get several and put them together as an abstract art piece
take it to pieces and put it together again (or TRY to put it together)

defunct ink jet printer
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #110 on: May 05, 2008, 04:50:05 PM »

take it down the tip
smash it with a sledgehammer
stick it in the shed

bananas
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #111 on: May 06, 2008, 05:58:00 AM »

bananas

make banana frappe
mash it for a sarnie
have it with custard

pair of scissors
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #112 on: May 06, 2008, 07:58:58 AM »

pair of scissors

remove ear wax
strip the insulation from wires
use as a small plant support

kitchen grater
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #113 on: May 06, 2008, 08:28:26 AM »

Kitchen Grater


Grate cheese
grate fresh root ginger
grate chocolate


Axe
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #114 on: May 06, 2008, 09:31:11 AM »

axe

trim toenails
chop down tree
reverse and use as hammer

alligator
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #115 on: May 06, 2008, 10:16:40 AM »

Alligator

Wrestle it.
Eat it(alligator tail is the thing you eat,suppose to be a bit like chicken)
Run like bloody hell from it  :D


bag of flour
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #116 on: May 06, 2008, 12:51:40 PM »

bag of flour

make bread
throw at politician
use as face powder

grandfather clock
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #117 on: May 06, 2008, 01:43:51 PM »

tell the time
chop it up and use it for firewood
lay it on its side and use it as a fish tank

tweezers
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #118 on: May 06, 2008, 03:34:46 PM »

tweezers

pluck eyebrows
pluck any other body hair
adjust hdd jumpers

torch bulb
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Re: Three things you can do with a ........
« Reply #119 on: May 06, 2008, 03:56:04 PM »

Ah yes, tweezers are indeed an essential tool for PC tinkerers, along with a size 1 crosshead screwdriver, and a half-inch paintbrush.

torch bulb:
use it as a light test source in a circuit
lock it in a drawer with another bulb and hope they breed
put it in your torch

crowbar
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