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Letter to the benefits office
« on: October 04, 2016, 03:57:46 PM »

Dear Sirs,

Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he
fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my
son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave
birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my
step-daughter's mother.

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife
became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.

A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my
father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has
become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's
brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

Sincerely yours,


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Re: Letter to the benefits office
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2016, 04:01:24 PM »

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Re: Letter to the benefits office
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2016, 01:40:47 PM »

lol I lost track by the time they reached the point where he had a son  :D

What's the betting this situation has actually occurred though.  :-\
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