Yup, most new vans will have
Fibre Broadband or something similar splashed across it.
This is an example of how a lack of knowledge can usually get the trolls out of their beds and posting with glee. Not in any way levelled at you Newt, not at all, just making the point how most of the time, things aren't what they seem unless you 'are in the game' and understand what is actually happening.
Like the cat, I truly believe your HR will be amongst the other corroded pairs and a better service will be gained.