'Evening
S*mum. You are up far too early in the day for any sensible kitteh. Is it the result of needing to let
Scotty out for a morning "airing"?

So having finished sorting your drawers ("strong" ones for winter, flimsy ones for summer), your attention turns to a plurality of wardrobes! Why not just do as I do? Shed fur in the summer and grow it nice & thick in the winter.

I can see that
Mr S*mum's new handles will even prove to be an advantage to yourself. (Remember the last time that you decided to check for a good vintage?

)
I now need to go and attend to the chicken pieces, via my food bowl.