Ha ha, Walter, I don't think there's much I could personally do to remedy that situation !
I'm afraid the siting of cabs doesn't take into account drunk-drivers. Places of scientific interest, places of natural beauty and places of historical interest, are
just 3 of the criteria the planners have to take into account. The local Council having the final say.
But ..... careless, dangerous and/or drunk driving (and accidents) don't fall within their 'Plan pack'. As I've said before, there's usually a reason why 'it is as it is', it just won't be known to the average layman.