Hi Huw W,
You are one of the unfortunates but the chances of getting BT to change their ways are remote.
You may be lucky enough to prove you have a substandard installation and raise a fault, although you will be threatened with a charge if no fault is found.
You should check that a dial tone is present and then do a 17070 option 2 quiet line test to monitor the line condition which should be completely silent.
You can also do a 17070 option 1 ring back test which just might discover a high resistance fault if the modem drops sync.
You should also do both parts of a BT speed test and record the results if you can. This is not possible for e.g. TalkTalk lines.
You should inspect the house wiring including the junction box to check for star wiring, but you should not tamper with any wires before the master socket. You should only have a single solid colour pair coming in (White & Orange or Black & Green usually) and a striped colour pair going directly to your new master socket fitted with the new SSFP. It should have a socket for a telephone plug AND a RJ11 modem cable socket.
Please take pictures if you find anything amiss.
Black Sheep here on this web site, a practising BT Openreach engineer, will probably confirm that a fully trained engineer equipped with a JDSU or EXFO test instrument is quite capable of finding your pair within the PCP Green cabinet, testing the line and the service configured on the appropriate tie cable pair BEFORE visiting your house. Most will usually ring in advance to say they are reconnecting your service too.
It would be wise to record the estimated line performance on the BT Wholesale broadband line check site.
http://www.dslchecker.bt.com/adsl/adslchecker.welcomeIf your line performance is well below the estimate and your "fault" is investigated you will frequently find the Wholesale estimate is reduced, thus relieving BT Openreach of the pleasure of repairing the line. (I believe the line speed has to be less than 50% of the estimate before BT will consider investigating the fault.)
(BS Please tell me if this is incorrect.)
You can also go here:-
http://www.bt.com/help/home/Then "Report a fault" and select "Report a fault on line" in the second panel down entering your details.
Sadly this often does not diacover a fault and you will be told so.
If you are lucky it will automatically raise a phone fault for you.
If you have to report a broadband fault it's usually easier to do so via on line chat recording the whole conversation.
I usually prepare all the evidence with screen shots and put the data in a PDF file together with a repeat of the data you had to enter before you started the chat. I then upload the PDF file to BT immediately they start the conversation.
Kind regards,
Walter
PS I have discovered and had BT Openreach rectify four such installation horrors in Ewhurst with very significant speed improvements.
Do remind the engineer to request the DLM logic on the line is reset preferably whilst he is still with you.