An excellent review. Thank you for posting it.
I guess that
Senior Management [1] will be checking with the courts, regarding your "sentence" and when you will be free of your "ankle bracelet", before giving you write access to the WIki.
After all, those who have spent some time creating its current content wouldn't be too happy to know that your Wayne (having learn the art of forgery from "Big Boris" of Parkhurst) might enter using your ID, whilst wielding an aerosol can of Chav-paint!
[1]
Kitz, herself.