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AdrianH

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Wisdoms
« on: March 16, 2012, 06:23:45 PM »

1. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.

2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.

3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.

4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.

5. In some cultures, what I do would be considered normal.

6. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.

7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.

8. I honor my personality flaws, for without them I would have no personality at all.

9. Joan of Arc heard voices, too.

10. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

11. I need not suffer in silence while I can still moan, whimper, and complain.

12. As I learn the innermost secrets of people around me, they reward me in many ways to keep me quiet.

13. When someone hurts me, I know that forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

14. The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2012, 08:16:08 PM »

 :D
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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2012, 11:55:29 PM »

 :D
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camallison

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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2012, 08:08:46 AM »

You have, quite succinctly, described our ex-daughter-in-law, who is now languishing in prison!

Colin
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AdrianH

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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2012, 09:45:55 AM »

It's funny, when you get things like this sent to you your reaction often depends on your mood and how you read it at the time.
Reading it again now it reminds me of a couple of people I knew and I can certainly see who and what it reminds you of Colin  :-[ if it touches a raw nerve I can remove the thread.
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camallison

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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2012, 05:28:11 PM »

No Problem Adrian - I shopped her to the Police for the crimes.

Colin

PS - you have a PM
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AdrianH

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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2012, 05:45:03 PM »



PS - you have a PM
Nothing in my inbox at present.
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camallison

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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2012, 05:51:25 PM »

I got a "AdrianH has blocked your personal message"

Maybe I offended you sometime before?

Colin
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AdrianH

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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2012, 06:00:18 PM »

I got a "AdrianH has blocked your personal message"

Maybe I offended you sometime before?

Colin


Nope, my profile settings have somehow changed and messaging was blocked  :-\ , I have reset it again.
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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2012, 06:14:16 PM »

OK - resent - glad I hadn't offended you sometime earlier!   ;D

Colin
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Re: Wisdoms
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 10:08:47 AM »

It's funny, when you get things like this sent to you your reaction often depends on your mood and how you read it at the time.


You know that is so true.. 

I just re-read them and realised that the wisdoms could be taken in several different contexts depending upon how you want to apply them
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