I went to court today, after witnessing my neighbour commit a double murder. My neighbour, ready to hear his charges, was told;
Judge "You're charged with beating your wife to death, with a hammer"
I shouted "YOU $%^&$%^!"
Judge "You're also charged with beating mother in-law to death, with a hammer"
I shouted "YOU %^&*$%^&!"
The judge, responding to me "Sir, one more outburst, and I'll charge you with contempt"
I replied "I'm sorry your honour, But I've been his neighbour for 10 years, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one"
