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[UncleUB]

Please note anyone wanted Viagra after 1st December will have to ask for it by its chemical name.Mycoxaflopin.

[kitz]

Anyway who needs to ask for it at the chemists?
 - I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size and do wonders for my love life   

[mr_chris]

I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size ...

Size of your what?

[Pwiggler]

I didnt realise you have 'one'??

[mr_chris]

Er, neither did I!

[roseway]

I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.

[mr_chris]

[Pwiggler]

 

[kitz]

>> Size of your what

hmmmm Well I did wonder too.
bed?

>> I didnt realise you have 'one'??

ooooh... bank balance maybe?

>> Er, neither did I!

bit lacking in funds Im afraid...
So shelling out for something probably wont help :/


>>> I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.

oooooh must be bed.
a bigger bed means less chance of falling out when you turn over

Got it!

[Pwiggler]

kitz - can u dodge bullets?

[kitz]

naw...  I aint bullet proof

[dave.m]

An 80 year old chap went to the chemist and asked if they sold viagra.
The chemist asked how many he wanted and the old man said,
“Can I have about 7 for the month, please?” 
“Seven is not a months supply,” said the pharmacist.   
“You should take one a day for them to be effective.”
“That’s OK!” replied the old man, “I break one tablet into four and just take one piece each day. I only want it to stick out enough to stop me peeing on my shoes!”.
 

[Accordion]

SMUT ALERT!!

 

[kitz]

where?
/gets the duster out ready

[mr_chris]

/gets the duster out ready

Kinky ...