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UncleUB

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Viagra
« on: November 13, 2007, 06:22:11 PM »

Please note anyone wanted Viagra after 1st December will have to ask for it by its chemical name.Mycoxaflopin.
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 07:13:01 PM »

:D

Anyway who needs to ask for it at the chemists?
 - I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size and do wonders for my love life   :D
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2007, 11:59:29 AM »

I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size ...

Size of your what? :-\ :P
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2007, 12:17:30 PM »

I didnt realise you have 'one'??
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2007, 12:20:02 PM »

Er, neither did I!
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2007, 12:31:41 PM »

I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2007, 12:37:45 PM »

:lol:
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2007, 12:55:24 PM »

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 01:29:03 PM »

>> Size of your what

hmmmm Well I did wonder too.
bed?

>> I didnt realise you have 'one'??

ooooh... bank balance maybe?

>> Er, neither did I!

bit lacking in funds Im afraid...
So shelling out for something probably wont help :/


>>> I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.

oooooh must be bed.
a bigger bed means less chance of falling out when you turn over

Got it!
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 02:32:11 PM »

kitz - can u dodge bullets?
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 07:32:34 PM »

naw...  I aint bullet proof
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 07:58:41 PM »

An 80 year old chap went to the chemist and asked if they sold viagra.
The chemist asked how many he wanted and the old man said,
“Can I have about 7 for the month, please?”  :blush:
“Seven is not a months supply,” said the pharmacist.   :no:
“You should take one a day for them to be effective.”
“That’s OK!” replied the old man, “I break one tablet into four and just take one piece each day. I only want it to stick out enough to stop me peeing on my shoes!”. ::)
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2007, 06:57:13 PM »

SMUT ALERT!!

 :police: :police: :police:
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2007, 01:59:57 AM »

where?
/gets the duster out ready

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Re: Viagra
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2007, 02:10:37 PM »

/gets the duster out ready

Kinky ... :o
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