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Author Topic: Burakkucat has router problems  (Read 3616 times)

silversurfer44

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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2012, 09:48:04 AM »

 :lol:
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2012, 10:32:50 AM »

Possibly the pottiest story of the year (so far) :lol:
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2012, 10:38:58 AM »

Presumably the new router has Cat5 cables  ::) ,  I have a feline this story may purr along for some time.
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2012, 01:23:59 PM »

I hope Kitz's intelligent kits can't read! ;D
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2012, 07:48:58 PM »

^-^ b*cat was sent a "screen-scrape" of that Be forum posting, last Friday. I was unable to post it here because of its size -- 546 kbytes.

Hmm.  :hmm:  Does Uncle still think I am a female member of the species? (Raises paw and extends claws . . . )  :no:  I'm just an old, grumpy, black, tom-cat.
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2012, 09:40:16 PM »

Hmm...

fluffy cat story,
flagging revenues at Be Unlimited..
new marketing team..

Could be wrong of course!

cheers, a
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2012, 11:35:25 PM »

I'd rather read a "fluffy cat's story" than a "shaggy dog's tail / tale" any day!  :P
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #8 on: March 05, 2012, 01:40:39 AM »

Not sure about fluffy cats or shaggy dogs, but I can definitely smell a rat!

Talking of rats.. They always say you're never more than 5 metres from one of the furry fellows.. how true ...

While relaxing in the shed, there came a scratching noise from a large box of 2Wire 3600HGV VDSL routers. I poked my head in to investigate, and an indignant beady-eyed little chap peered out!

Cutting a long story short (involving two jars of peanut butter and three different traps) ..

Please meet "Errol".. insatiable appetite, severe body odour issues, and doubly incontinent.. but a loveable rogue, nevertheless..




Unfortunately, because of Errol's personal hygiene problems, he had to leave..

The humane rat catcher's manual offers the following advice:  release rattus at least 5 miles from place of capture, and near a plentiful supply of food..

My immediate thoughts were the Tesco in-store bakery..  Sadly, Sunday opening hours put paid to that idea, so the local country park had to do..

And off he beetled..  Farewell Errol!








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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #9 on: March 05, 2012, 02:29:38 AM »

Rather you than me.  :tongue:

Don't like rats!  >:(
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #10 on: March 05, 2012, 08:27:17 AM »

 :o
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #11 on: March 05, 2012, 08:51:10 AM »

Do I detect a touch of human in b*cat? or is the taste you don't like.?  ;D
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #12 on: March 05, 2012, 11:35:37 AM »

lmao..   Ziggy always sits on top of my BeBox.

He's not managed to knock the wireless off..  but the one thing that he does do a lot is turn the sound off for my PC as theres a little swivel sound control that I keep next to the router.
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #13 on: March 05, 2012, 11:24:44 PM »

Do I detect a touch of human in b*cat? or is the taste you don't like.?  ;D

Hmm. :hmm: Now that would be telling!  ;)
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Re: Burakkucat has router problems
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2012, 12:47:24 PM »

This is one way to find your FeLine Stats  ;D

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