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[roseway]

I read in the paper this morning that scientists have discovered what causes women to walk in that hip-wiggling way which gets us chaps so excited. Apparently it all comes down to whether your hips are in sync with your feet or not. Men are in sync (naturally), so when they put their right foot down their right hip goes down as well; but women are out of sync, so when they put their right foot down their left hip goes down. This accounts for the female wiggle.

Isn't that fascinating?

[guest]

I can't see many women being happy at being described as "out of sync"

[Astral]

In the words of the old song;

"There may trouble ahead....."

[scottiesmum]

but women are out of sync, so when they put their right foot down their left hip goes down.

see,   women multi task even when they are walking   

I can't see many women being happy at being described as "out of sync"

ah, but it was probably  a male scientist who decided that !  to quote Miss.Mandy Rice Davies    "he would say that wouldn't he"   

[roseway]

You put your right foot down, left foot down;
Up, down, in, out, shake it all about.
You do the hokey-cokey and you turn around;
That's what it's all about. Hey!

[Floydoid]

I have no comment whatsoever.

[scottiesmum]

Eric,  I just tried that and fell over 

[roseway]

Oh dear, I'm sorry about that.

[dave.m]

Lets really put the cat amongst the pigeons! 

The theory explains why women are lousy drivers. When they press the pedal with their right foot the left part of their bum is trying to do a wiggle.   
dave

[mr_chris]

The theory explains why women are lousy drivers. When they press the pedal with their right foot the left part of their bum is trying to do a wiggle.  

[Achilles Last Stand]

I'd not noticed a wiggle 


Did you know that females wiggle?


More male imagination IMHO 

[roseway]

For some of us, imagination is all there is to keep us going.

[scottiesmum]

Lets really put the cat amongst the pigeons! 

The theory explains why women are lousy drivers. When they press the pedal with their right foot the left part of their bum is trying to do a wiggle.   
dave

AHEM !!!       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RND9s8kjhZs         

[Oh Snap.]

AHEM !!!       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RND9s8kjhZs         

hahahaha!

[fudgem]

AHEM !!!       
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RND9s8kjhZs         

Oh that is funny Kate