Kitz ADSL Broadband Information
adsl spacer  
Support this site
Home Broadband ISPs Tech Routers Wiki Forum
 
     
   Compare ISP   Rate your ISP
   Glossary   Glossary
 
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Author Topic: Health Warning  (Read 1531 times)

AdrianH

  • Guest
Health Warning
« on: February 02, 2012, 11:06:34 AM »

The Centre for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.


This virus is called:

 W eary
 O verload
 R ecreational
 K iller


 If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
 This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

 If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
 Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes:

 W ork
 I solating
 N eutralizer
 E xtract


 and

 B othersome
 E mployer
 E limination
 R ebooter


 Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Trusting you will do the right thing.

 P.S. If you have developed immunity from WINE and BEER, then as a last resort, take:

 V iral
 A ntidote for
 C ontagious
 A nxiety-
 T axing
 I ncessant
 O verwork
 N eurosis) for 2 weeks.

 VACATION
Logged

scottiesmum

  • Guest
Re: Health Warning
« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2012, 11:29:29 AM »

I think the CDC has stolen my alert   ;D

I have another remedy for those suffering from the following   :

R enal problems
E arache
T oothache
I ndigestion
R unny nose   (not to include man flu    :lol:  )
E ye strain
Logged