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Author Topic: Made-up words and definitions  (Read 12364 times)

Astral

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Made-up words and definitions
« on: August 14, 2006, 03:49:42 AM »

Meanderthal: caveman with no sense of direction
Oscilot; vibrating cat
purfect; dyslexic monitor at school for cats
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Astral

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Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2006, 05:14:29 PM »

Testiculate; to wave one's arms around when talking b******s
Feckless; celibate
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2006, 07:19:46 PM »

I was just about to start something like this, but you beat me to it...... Still, great minds and all that.  :thumbs:

Apples and pears (Stairs)

Get Up the wooden hill (Get upstairs and go to bed)
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2006, 06:16:54 PM »

Thrombosis  =
A bloody clot that wanders from place to place
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Astral

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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2006, 06:48:33 PM »

Hi peterpan

Welcome to the site, make yourself at home and may you never grow older.

Astral
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2007, 01:01:30 PM »

(is this game based on the Uxbridge English Dictionary?)

Catastrophe - a cat in an earthquake

Octopus - a cat with 8 legs
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2007, 01:35:27 PM »

Tesco - a dump


(Sorry, I just got back from there >:( )
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2007, 03:15:23 PM »

Beauty Parlour: A place where women curl up and dye.

Pasteurize: Too far to see 

Blood Count: Dracula



Eric,  did you not get your points    ;)
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scottiesmum

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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #8 on: July 16, 2007, 03:24:53 PM »

This is one of my favourites !

Tomorrow: One of the greatest labour saving devices of today        :lol:
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #9 on: July 16, 2007, 03:54:38 PM »

I like that one :)

>>> Eric,  did you not get your points

Oh yes, but it doesn't make shopping there any nicer.
Sorry, I shouldn't be ranting about Tesco here. I'll go and rant somewhere else.
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #10 on: July 16, 2007, 04:32:20 PM »

Polygon - a dead parrot

Roseway, if you think your Tesco's is a dump, you should try my local one, it's the absolute pits.
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scottiesmum

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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 05:16:42 PM »

This could be apt !!!

Dump:    The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install games on your computer.  ;D
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 05:26:51 PM »

Stump: The patron saint of grumpy people.
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 04:52:22 PM »

Here's a bunch:

THE ALTERNATIVE  MEDICAL DICTIONARY

Artery. . . . . . . . . study of painting
Bacteria . . . . . . . .back door to a cafeteria
Barium. . . . . . . . . what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel. . . . . . . . . .a letter, like A, E, I, O, or U
Caesarean Section . . . a district in Rome
Cat Scan . . . . . . . .searching for Kitty
Cauterize . . . . . . . made eye contact with her
Colic. . . . . . . . . .a sheep dog
Coma. . . . . . . . . . a punctuation mark
Congenital . . . . . . .friendly
D & C . . . . . . . . . a city in Washington
Dilate . . . . . . . . .to live long
Enema . . . . . . . . . not a friend
Fester . . . . . . . . .quicker
Fibula. . . . . . . . . small lie
Genital. . . . . . . . .non-Jewish
G.I. Series . . . . . . soldiers' baseball game
Impotent . . . . . . . .distinguished; well known
Labor Pain. . . . . . . getting hurt at work
Morbid . . . . . . . . .higher offer
Nitrate . . . . . . . . cheaper than day rate
Node . . . . . . . . . .was aware of
Outpatient. . . . . . . person who has fainted
Papsmear . . . . . . . .fatherhood test
Pelvis. . . . . . . . . cousin of Elvis
Post Operative . . . . .letter carrier
Prostate. . . . . . . . flat on your back
Recovery Room. . . . . .place to do upholstery
Rectum. . . . . . . . . darn near killed him
Secretion. . . . . . . .hiding something
Seizure . . . . . . . . Roman emperor
Terminal Illness . . . .getting sick at the airport
Tumor . . . . . . . . . more than one
Urine. . . . . . . . . .opposite of "you're out"
Varicose. . . . . . . . near by
Vein . . . . . . . . . .conceited
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Re: Made-up words and definitions
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2007, 06:49:49 PM »

my tesco is a huge 24 hour facility.  at night when its all lit up it look like an alien space ships lamded.

foof!
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