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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: Ezzer on July 24, 2011, 11:33:59 AM
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(the views of this joke might not refect those of the poster, Ok thats head placed below parapet !)
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy, Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone on the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. Who was the survivor?
(scroll down for the answer)
The PERFECT WOMAN. She’s the only one that really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man….
(Women stop reading here. Men keep scrolling down.)
So, if there was no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident. (By the way, if you’re a woman and you’re reading this… this brings up another point….woman never listen either….)
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I was going to comment......but......I am too much of a gentleman ::).........Plus my lug-holes are still sore from the last time I commented :lol: