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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: scottiesmum on June 22, 2011, 09:39:51 AM

Title: The Botle of Wine
Post by: scottiesmum on June 22, 2011, 09:39:51 AM: This made me smile .... ;D

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips, in Northern
Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of
the road.

As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the
Navajo woman if she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks, the woman got into the car.
Resuming the journey, Sally tried - in vain - to make a bit of small
talk with the Navajo woman. The old woman just sat silently, looking
intently at everything she saw, studying every little detail, until she
noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Sally.
"What in bag?" asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said: "It's a bottle of wine. I
got it for my husband."

The Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then, speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

"Good trade . . ."
Title: Re: The Botle of Wine
Post by: UncleUB on June 22, 2011, 09:48:06 AM: Don't get any ideas.................... :lol:
Title: Re: The Botle of Wine
Post by: tuftedduck on June 22, 2011, 10:06:00 AM: :lol:
Title: Re: The Botle of Wine
Post by: roseway on June 22, 2011, 10:19:14 AM: When I was married, I got a potato peeler for my wife. ;D
Title: Re: The Botle of Wine
Post by: AdrianH on June 22, 2011, 10:26:17 AM: :lol:
Title: Re: The Botle of Wine
Post by: scottiesmum on June 22, 2011, 10:35:38 AM: :D @ Eric ....

but ......(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi94.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl97%2Fkte_2006%2F0008.gif&hash=6abfc2bdb9cafc9e58810529c7bc72ca29ddd755)
Title: Re: The Botle of Wine
Post by: roseway on June 22, 2011, 11:24:26 AM: Aw, that hurt! :silly:
Title: Re: The Botle of Wine
Post by: silversurfer44 on June 22, 2011, 11:36:07 AM: :lol: At all the comments.

I got a car for my wife.

I thought that was a good swap.