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Title: The £2.99 Special
Post by: AdrianH on July 15, 2010, 07:29:54 AM
If you are a senior you will understand this one, if you deal with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet........God willing, someday you will be......

The  £2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.'

'Then, I'll have to charge you three pounds and forty-nine pence because you're ordering a la carte,' the waitress warned her.

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' my wife asked incredulously.   

'YES!!' stated the waitress.

'I'll take the special then,' my wife said..

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked.

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.

 

       
 DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
 We've been  around the block more than once!   
Title: Re: The £2.99 Special
Post by: silversurfer44 on July 15, 2010, 12:16:35 PM
 :lol:
Just what a Yorkshire lass would do!
Title: Re: The £2.99 Special
Post by: jeffbb on July 17, 2010, 08:31:58 PM
 :clap: :clap2: