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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: big gee on July 20, 2007, 10:40:00 AM

Title: Jigsaw
Post by: big gee on July 20, 2007, 10:40:00 AM
 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,

'Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started.'

Her boyfriend asks,
'What is it supposed to be when it's finished?'

The blonde says,
'According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.'

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to
her and says,

'First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.'

He takes her hand and says,

'Second, I want you to relax'.

Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then'

He sighed.........















Let's put all the Frosties back in the box.
Title: Re: Jigsaw
Post by: Pwiggler on July 20, 2007, 10:43:49 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Jigsaw
Post by: kitz on July 20, 2007, 11:03:44 AM
/me rolls eyes  :D