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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: dave.m on December 14, 2008, 09:11:44 PM

Title: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: dave.m on December 14, 2008, 09:11:44 PM

After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama bin Laden is still alive'

Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own hand writing to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

         370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice.

Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA.

Eventually they asked MI6 for help.

Within a minute MI6 emailed the White House with this reply:

'Tell the President he's holding the note upside down.

Title: Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: oldfogy on December 14, 2008, 10:15:39 PM

 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: UncleUB on December 15, 2008, 06:20:45 AM

 :lol:

I think that calls for a shoe to be chucked at him.  :D

Title: Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: tuftedduck on December 15, 2008, 10:07:52 AM

>>>> I think that calls for a shoe to be chucked at him. <<<<

Aw, the poor sole................ :blush:

Title: Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: UncleUB on December 15, 2008, 10:27:19 AM

Quote from: tuftedduck on December 15, 2008, 10:07:52 AM

>>>> I think that calls for a shoe to be chucked at him. <<<<

Aw, the poor sole................ :blush:

Or as the Chinese would say 'Ah Sole'  :D

Title: Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: tuftedduck on December 15, 2008, 10:28:36 AM

That's more like it. !  :lol:

Title: Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: Ezzer on December 15, 2008, 12:25:08 PM

So with Barack Obamas acceptance speech, he was telling his daughter that when he gets into the White house, he's getting Hush Puppies (I heard that groan !)  ::)

Title: Re: Bin Laden Writes To Bush
Post by: camallison on December 15, 2008, 01:16:52 PM

Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:

         370H-SSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, because as we all know, George Dubbya is a slow reader.