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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: dave.m on September 24, 2008, 07:10:57 PM

Title: Pearly Gates
Post by: dave.m on September 24, 2008, 07:10:57 PM

40 Gypsies arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
 
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones up God, saying.'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?'
 
God says 'We are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them which are the 12 most worthy,and I will let just the dozen in.'
 
Less than a minute later St. Peter is on the phone to God again
'They've gone', he tells God.
 
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
 
'No, the f***ing gates!'


 :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Pearly Gates
Post by: oldfogy on September 24, 2008, 07:19:43 PM

I bet those were the ones that stole all the wrought iron work that "used to" surround the base all of our trees.
I bet hope they weld the next ones down to stop it happening again.

Nice one though Dave.