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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: roseway on October 04, 2016, 03:57:46 PM
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Dear Sirs,
Many years ago, I married a widow out of love who had an 18-year-old daughter.
After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he
fell in love with my step-daughter. My father eventually married her without my
authorisation.
As a result, my step-daughter legally became my step-mother and my father my
son-in-law. My father's wife (also my step-daughter) and my step-mother, gave
birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my
step-daughter's mother.
This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father. As you can see, my wife
became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father's wife.
Therefore, it appears that I am also my wife's grandchild.
A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my
father's brother-in-law, the step-son of my father's wife, and my uncle.
My son is also my step-mother's brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has
become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.
In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:
Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father's son-in-law, and my step-mother's
brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?
Sincerely yours,
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lol I lost track by the time they reached the point where he had a son :D
What's the betting this situation has actually occurred though. :-\