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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: UncleUB on April 01, 2008, 05:42:54 PM
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The newly married couple arrive back at their new home,she says I'm going up to get ready for you.
Ok,the husband replies give me a shout when your ready.After 20 minutes he shouts up 'are you ready yet.
No,I'm just taking my false leg off.Ok he replies.10 minutes later he shouts,'are you ready yet'.
No she replies,I'm just taking my glass out.Ok he replies.10 minutes later he shouts'are you ready yet'
No she replies,I'm just taking my teeth out.
Well when you get to the bit I want,chuck it down.
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An elderly woman walked into a doctor's office and told the doctor that she and her husband had not been intimate in years. She said that her husband seemed to have a lack of desire. After listening to the woman for a while, the doctor said, "I have just the thing. Have your husband take two of these pills right before dinner.... The next morning, the woman stormed into the doctor's office and exclaimed, "You have to change my husband's prescription!! It is much too strong!! I gave him the pills before dinner, just like you told me, and halfway through dinner they took effect. He got a wild look in his eyes, then pulled the tablecloth off the table; breaking all of the dishes!! Then he threw me onto the table, and we made love right there!!"
"I feel awful," said the doctor. "Let me at least pay for all of the broken dishes."
"Don't worry! about it," replied the woman, "We just won't eat at that restaurant any more..."
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"We just won't eat at that restaurant any more..."
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wonder if this was the restaurant in question?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP-zZ598Mu4
dave