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Title: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2008, 06:02:58 AM

Fancy Earning a bit of extra £ and getting a free lappy?

All you have to do is a bit of "body advertising" and have their brand name tatooed on your body.

More info in the linky

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Hi,

Now it's Spring time we're feeling very generous here at Laptops Direct.

Why not let us pay for your laptop and give you 5000!

For more information on our new offer please click the following link:
http://www.laptopsdirect.co.uk/bodyadvertising

Anna James
Laptops Direct

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: UncleUB on April 01, 2008, 06:38:51 AM

Well I've already had Tesco up my 'back passage' so do I qualify.  :lol:

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: roseway on April 01, 2008, 07:24:31 AM

I wonder how much they would pay me to have it done on my bum? :lol:

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: scottiesmum on April 01, 2008, 07:38:05 AM

April 1st       :lol:

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2008, 07:52:31 AM

hmmm  funny enough they dont list prices for backsides.

... and you also have to remember it will be subject to this clause.

Please note that for the more hidden areas you will need to provide evidence that the tattoo has been on display for at least 6 hours each day.

Depends if youve got the guts to go showing off your derrier for 6 hours per day Eric?
Im sure some would approve if it was a young female with an aptly place rip in her jeans,  
... but wouldnt you feel a tad foolish walking round the local Tesco with your bum on display  :D

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2008, 07:54:32 AM

lol kate - I wondered how long it would take...
and I thought I was going to be clever with my reply to eric too.

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: roseway on April 01, 2008, 08:08:26 AM

>> ... but wouldnt you feel a tad foolish walking round the local Tesco with your bum on display

I guess you're right. It might drive the customers away.

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: roseway on April 01, 2008, 08:14:34 AM

>> lol kate - I wondered how long it would take...

I was bit slow on the uptake. I had planned to do a piece about the construction of the new forum naughty corner, complete with pictures of instruments of torture and a group of weirdos (the forum management team) inspecting the construction site. But due to other distractions it didn't get done. :-[

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: Floydoid on April 01, 2008, 09:25:28 AM

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You must... successfully complete a short psychological questionnaire to ensure you are of sound mind

well that counts me out

Title: Re: Free Laptop and up to £5000 for Body Advertising
Post by: Ezzer on April 06, 2008, 02:22:17 PM

Brings a whole new meaning to the term rebranding  :flamer:

bad enough with the bt vans going from the piper (ahh just one last drop) to open world (the smarties) and now can't remember what it's called (spagetti). End up looking like a dire accident