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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: renluop on May 01, 2015, 09:43:45 AM
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Another on from a friend.
As we approach the next general election .............. just keep this
in mind when choosing your local idiot ...........
While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer, whose hand
was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck
up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually the topic got around to politicians and their role as our
leaders.
The old farmer said, "Well, as I see it, most politicians are 'Post
Tortoises'.'
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post
tortoise' was.
The old farmer said, "When you're driving down a country road and you
come across a fence post with a tortoise balanced on top, that's a
post tortoise."
The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he
continued to explain.
“You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up
there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated
beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb
xxxx put him up there to begin with."
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:lol:
... and poor toytoise :'(
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spot on :lol:
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I haven't seen any of my potential "local idiots" but I have been slowly accumulating a stack of paper, printed with their verbiage, which has been pushed through the letter-slot in my front door.
It comes in handy for lining the bottom of my litter-tray . . . ;)