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Title: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 18, 2006, 02:05:04 AM
The object of the game is to create a never ending story, with each person adding to the story using 3 words.

For example

Person 1: The sun was 
Person 2: shining but there
Person 3: were clouds in
Person 4: the sky and...........



To start...

The first person
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Post by: kitz on September 18, 2006, 02:07:06 AM
to read this
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Post by: roseway on September 18, 2006, 07:46:40 AM
you need some
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Post by: kitz on September 18, 2006, 08:11:50 AM
one who is
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Post by: mr_chris on September 18, 2006, 08:52:38 AM
rather crazy. They
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Post by: Astral on September 18, 2006, 08:57:59 AM
say that fools
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Post by: roseway on September 18, 2006, 09:57:41 AM
never prosper, but
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Post by: Astral on September 18, 2006, 11:22:03 AM
on the other
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Post by: roseway on September 18, 2006, 01:05:45 PM
hand there are
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Post by: Astral on September 18, 2006, 01:10:27 PM
exceptions to the
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Post by: kitz on September 18, 2006, 01:36:44 PM
rules of society
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Post by: Astral on September 18, 2006, 02:51:32 PM
that are apparent
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Post by: kitz on September 18, 2006, 02:52:39 PM
to the insane
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Post by: roseway on September 18, 2006, 03:05:59 PM
members of this
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Post by: Astral on September 18, 2006, 03:08:27 PM
the very epitome
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Post by: mr_chris on September 18, 2006, 06:01:53 PM
of our society
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Post by: Astral on September 18, 2006, 06:05:13 PM
of technocratic diletantes
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Post by: roseway on September 18, 2006, 06:51:57 PM
and raving idiots.
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Post by: mr_chris on September 18, 2006, 07:10:31 PM
Once upon a
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Post by: kitz on September 18, 2006, 08:29:35 PM
time, astral decided
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 12:36:41 AM
on three things
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 01:43:11 AM
(a) big red spot
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 01:57:24 AM
to show the
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 02:22:25 AM
puss oozing out


(sorry ewwwwwwwwwwww)  ???
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 02:25:16 AM
of an open



(have you taken your medication today Kitz)
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Post by: roseway on September 19, 2006, 07:49:13 AM
email relay with
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 07:52:02 AM
the utmost  urgency
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Post by: roseway on September 19, 2006, 09:49:38 AM
and tastefulness. The
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 11:36:09 AM
upshot was that
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 12:31:20 PM
mail was spam
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Post by: roseway on September 19, 2006, 12:33:43 PM
and Mabel wanted
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 12:35:35 PM
to complain about
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 12:43:48 PM
how her hair
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 12:50:15 PM
was not how
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 12:53:33 PM
it used to
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Post by: roseway on September 19, 2006, 12:54:28 PM
be. She really
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 01:13:02 PM
wanted a new
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 01:43:17 PM
perm, but was
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 01:45:45 PM
put off by
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 01:55:11 PM
the ammonia smell
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 02:13:27 PM
which pervaded the
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Post by: roseway on September 19, 2006, 04:22:17 PM
entire salon, so
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 04:55:49 PM
she went to
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 06:17:52 PM
the barbers instead
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Post by: roseway on September 19, 2006, 06:51:27 PM
and had a
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Post by: kitz on September 19, 2006, 07:13:57 PM
number 2 haircut
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Post by: Astral on September 19, 2006, 11:34:05 PM
with fried rice
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 01:25:10 AM
for tea on
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 01:26:14 AM
the beach at
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 01:27:21 AM
blackpool, where the
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 01:28:56 AM
donkey rides are
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:02:15 AM
?1 a time


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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:19:23 AM
as much as
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:35:12 AM
you can eat
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:35:41 AM
if you have
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:41:00 AM
it with tomato-sauce
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:41:41 AM
and fried bread
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:42:12 AM
dipped in egg
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:44:36 AM
yolk with sausage
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:45:38 AM
and black pudding :tongue:
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:48:32 AM
coated in mayonnaise
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:49:18 AM
that has *gone-off*
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:49:45 AM
the boil because
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:50:20 AM
twas old stock
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:51:06 AM
that had been
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:52:45 AM
left to go
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:55:03 AM
on the shelf
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 02:57:59 AM
for six months
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:59:27 AM
after its sell
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Post by: roseway on September 20, 2006, 07:27:56 AM
-by date. Elephants
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 08:32:53 AM
on the other
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 10:53:01 AM
hand are wrinkly
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Post by: mr_chris on September 20, 2006, 10:58:22 AM
and have large
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 11:07:41 AM
flappy ears and
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Post by: mr_chris on September 20, 2006, 11:08:01 AM
a really long
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 11:09:07 AM
trunk and ivory
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Post by: mr_chris on September 20, 2006, 11:12:11 AM
tusks. They also
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 11:14:50 AM
have great big
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Post by: mr_chris on September 20, 2006, 11:16:55 AM
legs and huge
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 11:19:43 AM
toenails on them
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 12:04:19 PM
which need varnishing
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Post by: roseway on September 20, 2006, 12:36:18 PM
except that elephants'
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 12:45:24 PM
never forget to
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Post by: roseway on September 20, 2006, 12:49:16 PM
Ha! You failed to note the apostrophe after 'elephants'. One black mark to you.

clean their teeth
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 01:08:51 PM
only they use
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 01:32:33 PM
twigs instead of



You're playing at pedant level whilst we're playing at pleb level Eric. Do try to keep up. :P
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Post by: mr_chris on September 20, 2006, 02:08:06 PM
branches because they
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 02:31:32 PM
have large molars
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Post by: roseway on September 20, 2006, 03:00:15 PM
and absolutely enormous
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 03:18:24 PM
need to eat
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Post by: roseway on September 20, 2006, 04:29:06 PM
cabbage. Rhinoceroses however
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 04:53:12 PM
like to swim
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 05:01:56 PM
in the limpid
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 06:39:27 PM
(didnt really know they like to swim) heheh

shallow waters of
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Post by: roseway on September 20, 2006, 07:00:19 PM
the Amazon. Penguins
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 07:38:19 PM
however come from
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 08:41:49 PM
supermarkets in packs
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 09:02:13 PM
made by mcvities
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 09:34:27 PM
they have jokes
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 09:36:48 PM
on the wrapper
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 09:57:22 PM
some of which
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Post by: kitz on September 20, 2006, 10:18:52 PM
are worse than
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 10:29:19 PM
Old Fogies jokes
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Post by: mr_chris on September 20, 2006, 11:41:40 PM
which are normally
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Post by: Astral on September 20, 2006, 11:45:43 PM
to be found
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Post by: roseway on September 21, 2006, 07:37:48 AM
in the dustbin
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Post by: Astral on September 21, 2006, 08:26:12 AM
of the scriptwriters
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Post by: roseway on September 21, 2006, 10:04:56 AM
of Eastenders. Nevertheless,
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Post by: kitz on September 21, 2006, 11:32:53 AM
sometimes there is
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Post by: roseway on September 21, 2006, 12:43:06 PM
nothing else to
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Post by: kitz on September 21, 2006, 12:55:35 PM
do but moan
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Post by: roseway on September 21, 2006, 02:40:24 PM
about the state
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Post by: kitz on September 21, 2006, 05:29:14 PM
of the price
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Post by: Astral on September 21, 2006, 05:32:53 PM
you pay for
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Post by: roseway on September 21, 2006, 06:45:24 PM
cabbages and leeks.
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Post by: Astral on September 21, 2006, 09:54:09 PM
at the local
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Post by: kitz on September 22, 2006, 01:23:10 AM
greengrocers owned by
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Post by: mr_chris on September 22, 2006, 01:25:44 AM
Roseway and Astral.
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Post by: kitz on September 22, 2006, 01:34:17 AM
They also sold
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Post by: Astral on September 22, 2006, 01:46:45 AM
Pressedrat and Warthog
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Post by: kitz on September 22, 2006, 02:25:54 AM
which wasnt popular
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Post by: roseway on September 22, 2006, 07:58:31 AM
with the ignorant
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Post by: Astral on September 22, 2006, 08:01:38 AM
masses who preferred
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Post by: mr_chris on September 22, 2006, 09:56:22 AM
Kitz's forum. However
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Post by: roseway on September 22, 2006, 10:18:38 AM
crawlers never prosper
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Post by: kitz on September 22, 2006, 10:29:24 AM
and only gets
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Post by: roseway on September 22, 2006, 11:40:27 AM
their just deserts
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Post by: kitz on September 22, 2006, 01:44:27 PM
and brownie points
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Post by: roseway on September 22, 2006, 04:10:33 PM
her finger at
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Post by: kitz on September 22, 2006, 07:14:39 PM
the naughty boy
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Post by: roseway on September 22, 2006, 08:34:11 PM
who always crawls
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 12:34:26 AM
into the corner
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Post by: roseway on September 23, 2006, 07:26:30 AM
and screams his
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 10:56:59 AM
mother caused the
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Post by: roseway on September 23, 2006, 01:08:31 PM
wet nappy. Mosquitoes
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 01:24:44 PM
buzzed over stagnant
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Post by: roseway on September 23, 2006, 03:51:26 PM
water, and Piers
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 04:13:48 PM
Brosnans open mouth
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Post by: Astral on September 23, 2006, 04:40:27 PM
opened wider when
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 05:29:50 PM
he snoored loudly
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Post by: Astral on September 23, 2006, 05:43:40 PM
and swallowed a
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 05:51:21 PM
spider which was
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Post by: Astral on September 23, 2006, 06:11:19 PM
spinning a web
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 06:26:15 PM
in his nose
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Post by: Astral on September 23, 2006, 06:33:44 PM
to catch passing
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Post by: kitz on September 23, 2006, 06:46:08 PM
mosquito, but the
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Post by: roseway on September 23, 2006, 06:48:13 PM
mosquito was too
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Post by: Astral on September 23, 2006, 06:54:23 PM
quick for it
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Post by: roseway on September 23, 2006, 07:01:38 PM
and it rapidly
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Post by: Astral on September 23, 2006, 07:03:36 PM
starved to death.
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Post by: roseway on September 23, 2006, 07:18:51 PM
Meanwhile, the fluffy
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Post by: Astral on September 24, 2006, 01:05:51 AM
kitten that Kitz
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Post by: roseway on September 24, 2006, 07:55:51 AM
was holding tried
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Post by: Astral on September 24, 2006, 08:10:59 AM
to scratch her
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Post by: roseway on September 24, 2006, 09:40:15 AM
but she shouted
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Post by: Astral on September 24, 2006, 10:24:17 AM
you naughty little
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Post by: roseway on September 24, 2006, 10:48:59 AM
rat, why did
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Post by: Astral on September 24, 2006, 11:44:53 AM
you do that?
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Post by: roseway on September 24, 2006, 11:50:58 AM
The kitten replied
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Post by: mr_chris on September 24, 2006, 12:05:31 PM
"miaow" and tried
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Post by: roseway on September 24, 2006, 12:42:42 PM
to escape, but
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Post by: kitz on September 24, 2006, 01:54:59 PM
kitz grabbed hold
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Post by: Astral on September 24, 2006, 02:05:45 PM
of its tail
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Post by: kitz on September 24, 2006, 05:44:39 PM
and it hissed
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Post by: Astral on September 24, 2006, 05:53:42 PM
turned round and
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Post by: roseway on September 24, 2006, 06:53:09 PM
said "Sorry, Mummy"
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Post by: kitz on September 24, 2006, 08:23:35 PM
extended its claws
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Post by: Astral on September 25, 2006, 12:24:19 AM
and retracted them
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Post by: kitz on September 25, 2006, 01:10:42 AM
and started purring
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Post by: Astral on September 25, 2006, 02:14:43 AM
contentedly. Meanwhile back
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Post by: kitz on September 25, 2006, 07:03:24 AM
at the station
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Post by: roseway on September 25, 2006, 07:35:44 AM
the train was
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Post by: Astral on September 25, 2006, 08:39:08 AM
standing at platform
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Post by: roseway on September 25, 2006, 01:25:11 PM
three, and oldfogy
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Post by: Astral on September 25, 2006, 01:46:52 PM
said to Roseway
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Post by: mr_chris on September 25, 2006, 02:32:58 PM
"Eric old chap,
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Post by: kitz on September 25, 2006, 03:13:55 PM
see mr_chris over
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Post by: roseway on September 25, 2006, 03:39:45 PM
your pay rise"

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Post by: kitz on September 25, 2006, 03:45:08 PM
But chris was
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Post by: Astral on September 25, 2006, 06:17:47 PM
not amused. He (insert libelous statement here) ;)
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Post by: kitz on September 25, 2006, 11:39:01 PM
wasnt giving any
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Post by: mr_chris on September 26, 2006, 12:51:38 AM
more money because
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Post by: Astral on September 26, 2006, 01:24:13 AM
he is a
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Post by: kitz on September 26, 2006, 01:24:29 AM
(quickly has to edit because astral beat me to it with practically the same thing)

mean and tight
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Post by: Astral on September 26, 2006, 01:43:17 AM
git of the
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Post by: mr_chris on September 26, 2006, 02:02:04 AM
(hey steady on guys!!!! :( )

Finance Department. Meanwhile
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Post by: Astral on September 26, 2006, 02:23:56 AM
in the control
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Post by: kitz on September 26, 2006, 12:32:54 PM
tower, professor roseway
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Post by: Astral on September 26, 2006, 01:59:35 PM
was directing operations
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Post by: roseway on September 26, 2006, 02:11:04 PM
and the surgeons
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Post by: Astral on September 26, 2006, 02:12:54 PM
were struggling to
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Post by: roseway on September 26, 2006, 02:17:52 PM
remove the patients'
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Post by: Astral on September 26, 2006, 02:25:39 PM
inhibitions before they
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Post by: roseway on September 26, 2006, 03:45:40 PM
went for their
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Post by: Astral on September 26, 2006, 05:34:44 PM
ciabatta at the
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 01:24:57 AM
local bakery + deli
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 01:41:09 AM
which was near
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 01:49:49 AM
to the pub
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 01:51:21 AM
on the corner
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 01:56:45 AM
of the main
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 01:59:45 AM
street in Blackpool
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 02:07:37 AM
where the tramps
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 02:16:36 AM
are numerous and
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 02:20:50 AM
sit asking passers
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 02:21:53 AM
by if they
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 02:22:56 AM
can spare any
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 02:23:48 AM
Buckfast Tonic Wine
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 02:25:17 AM
and a tenner
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 02:26:55 AM
to buy some
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 02:27:14 AM
beer and fags
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Post by: roseway on September 27, 2006, 07:28:30 AM
so that they
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 08:50:22 AM
could pass the
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Post by: roseway on September 27, 2006, 09:47:18 AM
leftovers to the
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 10:44:53 AM
scummy stray dog
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 10:55:07 AM
that was cocking
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Post by: roseway on September 27, 2006, 11:20:27 AM
its leg against
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 11:26:58 AM
a police constable's
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 12:29:25 PM
trousers as he was
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Post by: roseway on September 27, 2006, 04:41:38 PM
tying his laces

(naughty Kitz, you used 4 words :police: )
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Post by: kitz on September 27, 2006, 06:15:51 PM
oops  :-[

which had come
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Post by: Astral on September 27, 2006, 07:19:08 PM
untied due to
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Post by: roseway on September 28, 2006, 07:44:22 AM
his lack of
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Post by: Astral on September 28, 2006, 09:21:32 AM
attention to detail.
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Post by: roseway on September 28, 2006, 01:14:22 PM
Indeed, this disorganised
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Post by: Astral on September 28, 2006, 03:38:55 PM
officer of the
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Post by: roseway on September 28, 2006, 03:50:15 PM
metropolitan police mistakenly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 28, 2006, 04:41:32 PM
identified Kitz as
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Accordion on September 28, 2006, 05:32:56 PM
wanted for treason!
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 29, 2006, 07:26:46 AM
The reason she
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on September 29, 2006, 07:34:35 AM
was suspected of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 29, 2006, 07:35:07 AM
crimes againt the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Accordion on September 29, 2006, 08:48:46 AM
country and Queen
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 29, 2006, 11:31:21 AM
humphhh, leave you to it for a day and you guys bring my name to disrepute eh?  :lol:

(tries to reclaim some dignity)

-----

was mistaken identity
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 29, 2006, 11:44:39 AM
it was really
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 29, 2006, 12:30:40 PM
unfair what they


 :P
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on September 29, 2006, 02:34:33 PM
said about Kitz

 :-*
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 29, 2006, 04:21:11 PM
because she's sweet

 :angel:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on September 29, 2006, 06:49:02 PM
on her cats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 29, 2006, 06:50:25 PM
as for her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 29, 2006, 07:17:01 PM
broomstick that she
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 30, 2006, 12:47:29 AM
rides so elegantly :angel:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 30, 2006, 12:49:09 AM
off into the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 30, 2006, 12:50:36 AM
evening sky it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 30, 2006, 12:53:17 AM
was getting dark
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 30, 2006, 12:54:13 AM
the nights were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 30, 2006, 12:56:33 AM
drawing in as
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 30, 2006, 01:10:58 AM
winter approached. Suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on September 30, 2006, 07:47:07 AM
I felt like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 30, 2006, 09:40:14 AM
taking a holiday
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on September 30, 2006, 11:35:45 AM
on the Costa
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on September 30, 2006, 12:27:21 PM
Coffee shop in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on September 30, 2006, 12:58:13 PM
:)

the Piddle Inn

http://www.piddleinn.co.uk/
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on September 30, 2006, 07:48:43 PM
 :lol:

located in dorset

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on September 30, 2006, 11:40:43 PM
known for its
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 01, 2006, 07:58:57 AM
spring water and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 01, 2006, 09:56:21 AM
Dorset Knob biscuits.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 01, 2006, 11:39:28 AM
Over the border
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 01, 2006, 01:36:29 PM
in Devon, Astral
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 01, 2006, 02:30:46 PM
made a fool
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 01, 2006, 02:38:22 PM
of himself by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 01, 2006, 04:35:39 PM
wearing women's clothes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 01, 2006, 04:38:33 PM
& borrowing roseways pinny
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 01, 2006, 07:06:41 PM
:)

, a fetching pink
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 01, 2006, 08:52:24 PM
to match the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 01, 2006, 09:53:22 PM
colour of his (careful how you answer that)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 01, 2006, 10:54:41 PM
eyes, from too
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 02, 2006, 07:22:18 AM
much cider drinking. :P
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 02, 2006, 07:32:36 AM
Cider unfortunately makes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 02, 2006, 11:39:25 AM
a damn good
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 02, 2006, 03:29:53 PM
aphrodisiac, but Astral
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 02, 2006, 05:58:58 PM
decided he was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 02, 2006, 06:58:10 PM
too tired and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 02, 2006, 07:43:16 PM
curled up in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 03, 2006, 07:18:49 AM
his chair and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on October 03, 2006, 09:15:05 AM
fell asleep snoring.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 03, 2006, 10:23:27 AM
Chris saw that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 03, 2006, 02:18:33 PM
astral was away
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 03, 2006, 03:42:08 PM
on a cloud
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 03, 2006, 05:15:15 PM
dreaming of better
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 03, 2006, 07:11:57 PM
things, but unfortunately
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 03, 2006, 09:07:04 PM
his alarm clock
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 04, 2006, 06:54:17 AM
interrupted his slumber
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 04, 2006, 09:18:27 AM
and he woke
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 04, 2006, 09:59:43 AM
with a headache
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 04, 2006, 11:26:19 AM
and bad guts
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 04, 2006, 01:08:15 PM
which made him
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 04, 2006, 04:45:38 PM
feel rather ill
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 04, 2006, 07:15:51 PM
and he threw
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Post by: kitz on October 04, 2006, 07:32:37 PM
heh...  u know we could say almost anything and hes not here to correct us.

......... a right strop
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 05, 2006, 07:43:11 AM
:)

because he couldn't
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 05, 2006, 12:41:11 PM
find his slippers
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Post by: mr_chris on October 05, 2006, 12:53:46 PM
and his pipe.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 05, 2006, 01:15:03 PM
So he yelled
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 05, 2006, 02:06:49 PM
his head off
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 05, 2006, 02:10:02 PM
and mrs_astral came
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 05, 2006, 04:00:11 PM
to her senses
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 05, 2006, 10:23:02 PM
and helped to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 06, 2006, 09:39:52 AM
show Astral where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 06, 2006, 10:12:41 AM
the dog had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 06, 2006, 11:06:54 AM
left his slippers
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on October 06, 2006, 12:03:37 PM
and his pipe ;D

(repetitive, moi?)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 06, 2006, 01:16:54 PM
theyd been chewed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 06, 2006, 02:23:00 PM
by the dog (obviously)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 06, 2006, 04:28:28 PM
and poor astral
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 06, 2006, 06:54:35 PM
needed a new
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 07, 2006, 12:00:25 AM
forum to post
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 07, 2006, 07:40:24 AM
his incomprehensible ramblings
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 07, 2006, 11:25:27 AM
on. However astral
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 07, 2006, 12:24:40 PM
wanted to make
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 07, 2006, 12:45:28 PM
us all aware
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 07, 2006, 02:49:52 PM
that he missed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 07, 2006, 02:50:16 PM
you all during
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 07, 2006, 04:14:19 PM
his absence on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 07, 2006, 04:21:11 PM
his trip to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 07, 2006, 06:57:12 PM
wherever it was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 07, 2006, 07:03:48 PM
he was supposed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on October 07, 2006, 07:22:22 PM
to have been
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 07, 2006, 10:50:04 PM
on a business
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 07, 2006, 11:57:04 PM
class ticket but
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 08, 2006, 12:14:26 AM
he ended up
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 08, 2006, 08:15:57 AM
in Birmingham, where

(I've edited this because the naughty word filter put {censored} in place of part of the well-known town in Lancashire which I originally mentioned :'( )
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 08, 2006, 09:23:57 AM
he changed trains



I thought Scensoredthorpe was in Lincolnshire Eric; or is your naughty town name vocabulary wider than mine? :angel:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 08, 2006, 10:18:15 AM
for the west

You're probably right Astral. My knowledge of geography north of Watford is dismal. Do they still wear woad up there?
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 08, 2006, 11:08:51 AM
midlands line to




Quote
Do they still wear woad up there?

Kitz certainly does. ;)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 08, 2006, 12:57:26 PM
Telford. The iron
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 08, 2006, 01:13:42 PM
capital of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 08, 2006, 02:48:47 PM
West Midlands proved
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 08, 2006, 05:09:57 PM
too boring for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 08, 2006, 06:44:45 PM
such a genius
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 08, 2006, 08:44:53 PM
(thank you Professor :))
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 08, 2006, 08:47:59 PM
so instead he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 08, 2006, 09:25:39 PM
caught a train
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 08, 2006, 10:08:01 PM
right up-to glasgow
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 08, 2006, 10:12:40 PM
hoping his fortunes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on October 09, 2006, 12:57:00 AM
(I've edited this because the naughty word filter put {censored} in place of part of the well-known town in Lancashire which I originally mentioned :'( )

In Lancashire? Are you talking about Clitheroe? :P
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 09, 2006, 07:20:51 AM
would improve with


In Lancashire? Are you talking about Clitheroe?
Ho ho, but do try to keep up at the back there. :no:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 09, 2006, 07:38:53 AM
time. Unfortunately for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 09, 2006, 01:33:05 PM
the human race,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 09, 2006, 01:50:39 PM
>>> In Lancashire? Are you talking about Clitheroe?

lol... testing the swear filter out are we?

----------

Unfortunately for the human race...........

the amount of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 09, 2006, 02:40:42 PM
drivel spoken by :-X
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 09, 2006, 03:03:51 PM
monkeys and politicians
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 09, 2006, 06:13:09 PM
in league with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 09, 2006, 06:44:24 PM
the local publican
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 09, 2006, 06:53:23 PM
makes it impossible
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 09, 2006, 08:30:14 PM
to know what
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 09, 2006, 09:44:31 PM
the Dickens* he



*or any expletive of your choosing :angel:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 09, 2006, 11:07:34 PM
is going to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 10, 2006, 07:17:33 AM
say to his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 10, 2006, 07:52:31 AM
wife when he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 10, 2006, 12:43:44 PM
buys her some
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 10, 2006, 04:47:01 PM
genetically modified roses
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 10, 2006, 07:01:32 PM
with purple petals
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 10, 2006, 09:49:14 PM
and silver leaves
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 11, 2006, 07:34:27 AM
with no prickles
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Post by: Astral on October 11, 2006, 08:04:38 AM
on the stems.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 11, 2006, 09:47:16 AM
The most likely
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 11, 2006, 10:38:24 AM
outcome would be
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 11, 2006, 12:35:38 PM
that mrs_astral would
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 11, 2006, 01:05:54 PM
accept them graciously
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 11, 2006, 04:17:29 PM
while privately thinking
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 11, 2006, 11:55:35 PM
what a plonker
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 12, 2006, 07:13:40 AM
the postman is
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 12, 2006, 10:16:56 AM
who always rings
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 12, 2006, 11:14:06 AM
the bell before
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 12, 2006, 02:21:34 PM
posting the letters
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 12, 2006, 04:15:52 PM
in the flower
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 12, 2006, 04:18:37 PM
pot by the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 12, 2006, 04:22:42 PM
lmfaooo at you 2... you have quite a good epic going there and I just LOL'd so loud that the guys putting up next doors fence heard :D

Gosh I feel like Im intruding on a damn good story plot here

-------------------------


back door which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 12, 2006, 04:37:09 PM
was a present
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 12, 2006, 05:11:02 PM
from her aunt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 12, 2006, 05:11:53 PM
who owned a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 12, 2006, 06:37:17 PM
big fat black
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 12, 2006, 07:03:47 PM
pot bellied pig
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 12, 2006, 07:44:48 PM
called Professor Roseway.


(Oh I can't tell you how much pleasure typing those three words has given me :lol:)


Retribution will be swift and without mercy I am sure. :whip: :shoot:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 13, 2006, 02:58:47 AM
ooooh you do like living dangerously  :no:

Im not really sure how you can follow up on that..  I think I'll take the cowards way out and wait for the profs re-action  :angel:

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 13, 2006, 07:23:54 AM
Do I need a new avatar?

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmyweb.tiscali.co.uk%2Fpotbelliedpigs%2Fimages%2Fnasu%252001%28w%29.jpg&hash=06d29cf71be6577834f1375392173c06)

I'll have a private word with Doctor Astral later :shoot:

Now to get back to the subject in hand:

The next day,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 13, 2006, 07:40:14 AM
before dawn broke


Excellent riposte Prof :) :) :)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 13, 2006, 07:47:46 AM
 :lol:

... the pig snuffed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 13, 2006, 09:34:11 AM
its nose in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 13, 2006, 10:41:38 AM
the rose bed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 13, 2006, 11:26:44 AM
and found some
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 13, 2006, 12:27:29 PM
rotting veggies left
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 13, 2006, 12:52:45 PM
after Astral ate
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 13, 2006, 03:15:09 PM
his supper last
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 13, 2006, 04:12:08 PM
weekend al fresco
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 13, 2006, 06:55:06 PM
, the restaurant in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 13, 2006, 10:34:11 PM
the High Street
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 12:25:22 AM
with the dirty
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 12:46:46 AM
windows and the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 01:52:23 AM
flaking paint on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 01:55:42 AM
the front door
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 02:03:02 AM
which rang when
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 02:10:05 AM
the police called
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 14, 2006, 07:46:05 AM
waving their truncheons
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 10:08:59 AM
about like baguettes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 10:19:20 AM
at the customers
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 14, 2006, 11:11:41 AM
who were running
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 11:31:46 AM
away as fast
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 14, 2006, 12:27:42 PM
as their legs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 12:45:15 PM
could carry them
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 12:57:02 PM
given that their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 01:20:59 PM
legs were tiny
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 01:21:39 PM
and their feet
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 01:24:02 PM
were size 12 :o
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 01:25:04 PM
they had difficulty
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 02:22:04 PM
finding shoes that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 14, 2006, 03:47:58 PM
didn't slow them
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 04:41:36 PM
down and trip
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 04:47:41 PM
them up. Later
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 14, 2006, 04:55:05 PM
on that day
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 05:06:43 PM
after the last
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 14, 2006, 06:50:46 PM
of the summer
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 14, 2006, 07:10:41 PM
wine was over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 15, 2006, 02:19:22 AM
and the kids
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 15, 2006, 02:38:29 AM
had gone to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 15, 2006, 02:48:46 AM
bed and were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 15, 2006, 07:11:44 AM
quietly wetting themselves
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 15, 2006, 08:07:54 AM
because they had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 15, 2006, 08:48:28 AM
been at granny's
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 15, 2006, 09:03:30 AM
and drank far
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 15, 2006, 02:59:52 PM
too much Sanatogen
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 15, 2006, 03:06:37 PM
leaving Old Fogey
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 15, 2006, 07:03:29 PM
without his favourite
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 15, 2006, 08:38:06 PM
tipple. The next
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 12:12:50 AM
day OF realised
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 12:15:04 AM
what had happened
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 12:15:38 AM
and he cried
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 12:19:04 AM
"Bring me my....
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 12:26:26 AM
glass and a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 12:57:10 AM
plate of cockles
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 01:04:49 AM
with vinegar
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 01:06:10 AM
salt and pepper
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 01:07:44 AM
(ewww pass me the gaviscon now  ;D)

and a dash
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 01:10:59 AM
of tabasco sauce
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 01:12:20 AM
and chilli powder



 :vomit:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 01:13:15 AM
on the side"
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 01:15:13 AM
washed down with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 01:17:36 AM
Carlsberg export lager
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 01:24:40 AM
and a bottle




/me is starting to feel sick :tongue:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 16, 2006, 07:42:47 AM
of Phyllosan, which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 08:07:30 AM
fortifies the over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 01:25:33 PM
lmao..  had to cheat and use google to find out what phyllosan was

forties..  so OF
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 16, 2006, 02:16:27 PM
was able to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 02:25:17 PM
shuffle off on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 03:22:27 PM
to the sofa
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 04:16:24 PM
where he fell
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 06:03:11 PM
down and landed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 06:37:49 PM
on the cat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 06:42:44 PM
which hissed and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 16, 2006, 06:52:44 PM
scratched his bum
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 06:54:29 PM
with it's razor
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 16, 2006, 10:56:02 PM
scratched his bum


why did that one line make me  :lol: ?

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tempted to write..
with its razor that it kept under its collar...
but I wont.


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sharp claws and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 16, 2006, 11:29:13 PM
bit him on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 17, 2006, 01:37:27 AM
the butt which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 17, 2006, 07:35:23 AM
was already sore
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 17, 2006, 08:11:59 AM
from the incident
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 17, 2006, 10:13:52 AM
with the claws.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 17, 2006, 02:46:37 PM
and was bleeding
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 17, 2006, 03:19:47 PM
all over the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 17, 2006, 04:56:17 PM
nice new carpet
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 17, 2006, 06:58:01 PM
which Mrs_Astral had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 17, 2006, 07:27:57 PM
only had fitted
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 17, 2006, 07:29:48 PM
the week before
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 17, 2006, 07:34:49 PM
because the old
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 17, 2006, 08:29:09 PM
dog had peed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 17, 2006, 09:11:08 PM
on the Professor's
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 17, 2006, 10:19:34 PM
fireside rug which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 18, 2006, 07:18:43 AM
made it smell
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 18, 2006, 07:37:15 AM
very nice indeed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 18, 2006, 08:03:36 AM
if you have
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on October 18, 2006, 08:47:52 AM
a tendency to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 18, 2006, 12:24:15 PM
like the smell
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 18, 2006, 12:51:47 PM
of dog pee.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 18, 2006, 04:54:29 PM
Since he didnt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 18, 2006, 05:00:46 PM
Professor Roseway set
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 18, 2006, 06:07:57 PM
about dumping it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 18, 2006, 06:22:35 PM
in Kitz's fishpond
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 18, 2006, 06:48:24 PM
but the fish
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 18, 2006, 09:22:33 PM
threw a wobbly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 18, 2006, 11:55:07 PM
heyyyyy  you watch out with my fishies...  sore point....
Id had them for years and they breeded and had lickle  babies.. and over a few years the babies grew into proper fishies....

Then last year, the day after bonfire night every single one of them was floating on top of the pond. :(
So I had to restock this summer. 
Unfort the new fish werent quite so used to a kitz katz environment and I think chaz managed to catch several of them in the first few days. :/  The remaining fishies are now more wary, and dont go investigating dangling paws.
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so she quickly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 19, 2006, 06:49:59 AM
put them in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 19, 2006, 07:43:50 AM
I've got a fishpond with a lot of self-bred fish in it too. Last year I had a couple of visits from an absolutely beautiful kingfisher. It parked itself on the shed roof for ages, before darting down to the pond, grabbing a goldfish, and taking it back to the shed to swallow it. I have to say that the delight of seeing this lovely bird far outweighed any protectiveness I might have felt towards the goldfish.
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the bath with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 19, 2006, 02:42:45 PM
kingfisher - yes bet that was a sight to see.
In a past house, used to have koi and a "proper pond", used to spend a fair bit of time keeping water right and filters.
Had to net that pond since it was frequented by a heron.  Pond I have now is more of a puddle and I hardly do anything with it except turf out the oxygenating plants when they start to take over now and then.

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 the rubber duck
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 19, 2006, 06:55:01 PM
which stupidly tried
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: soms on October 19, 2006, 10:52:18 PM
to make a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 20, 2006, 07:31:51 AM
break for freedom
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 20, 2006, 08:48:55 PM
by swimming towards
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 21, 2006, 07:52:39 AM
the plughole and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 21, 2006, 11:15:28 AM
pulling the plug
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 21, 2006, 11:23:53 AM
making the water
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 21, 2006, 12:08:53 PM
form a vortex
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 21, 2006, 12:42:07 PM
which sucked the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 21, 2006, 01:20:44 PM
duck and fishes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 21, 2006, 04:08:58 PM
into the drain.


(Should we start thinking about a publisher for this work of art?)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 21, 2006, 05:02:16 PM
Down & down
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 21, 2006, 07:01:09 PM
they all went
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 21, 2006, 08:28:31 PM
further & further
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 22, 2006, 08:09:30 AM
until the duck
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 22, 2006, 09:04:04 AM
took a left
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 22, 2006, 10:50:42 AM
turn into a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 22, 2006, 11:22:35 AM
side drain and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 22, 2006, 01:40:45 PM
fell to its
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 22, 2006, 02:32:46 PM
lowest ebb when
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 22, 2006, 03:41:22 PM
it couldn't keep
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 22, 2006, 04:19:03 PM
up with the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 22, 2006, 07:03:14 PM
flow of water
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 22, 2006, 10:30:12 PM
and sank. Above
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 23, 2006, 07:47:32 AM
ground, the remaining
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 07:57:10 AM
tonic wine in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 23, 2006, 10:16:39 AM
Astral's glass was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 10:23:04 AM
warming up nicely
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 23, 2006, 12:49:43 PM
in the microwave
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 01:51:01 PM
where he left
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 23, 2006, 02:29:12 PM
his pork pie
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 03:36:09 PM
earlier that week
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 23, 2006, 03:46:16 PM
gosh you 2 have done well with this thread..  Im almost loathe to spoil it since its almost worthy of publication  ;D
Im so proud of you guys :D

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but it was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 04:38:16 PM
when he saw
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 23, 2006, 04:45:13 PM
the maggots on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 23, 2006, 04:48:42 PM
top of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 05:09:14 PM
the pie that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 23, 2006, 05:46:23 PM
was now mouldy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 06:19:24 PM
and oozing a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 23, 2006, 07:04:28 PM
smelly yellow liquid
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 23, 2006, 11:37:28 PM
that looked like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 24, 2006, 01:02:15 AM
rancid egg yolks
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 24, 2006, 01:28:34 AM
mixed with suppurating
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 24, 2006, 07:45:02 AM
cornflakes with red
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 24, 2006, 08:02:15 AM
flecks of paprika
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 24, 2006, 10:24:25 AM
giving a wonderful
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 24, 2006, 10:28:38 AM
appearance similar to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 24, 2006, 10:31:18 AM
the contents of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 24, 2006, 12:53:28 PM
Doctor Astral's stomach.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 24, 2006, 04:40:09 PM
the morning after
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 24, 2006, 06:45:38 PM
a night of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 24, 2006, 10:26:50 PM
too much of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 24, 2006, 11:09:43 PM
everything. Being sensible
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 24, 2006, 11:25:51 PM
the prof decided
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 25, 2006, 06:42:20 AM
enough was enough
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 25, 2006, 07:46:24 AM
and swallowed some
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 25, 2006, 10:11:51 AM
gaviscon to help
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 25, 2006, 11:28:08 AM
his indigestion problems


(Have you got shares in Gaviscon, Kitz? :) )
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 25, 2006, 12:06:51 PM
I was beginning to wonder that myself..  and if I had a fixation on indigestion properties.  maybe I should have used peptobismol :/

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which were quite
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 25, 2006, 12:49:35 PM
severe after eating
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 25, 2006, 08:36:34 PM
too much spicey
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 25, 2006, 08:50:37 PM
food for an
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 26, 2006, 07:14:19 AM
old buffer like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 26, 2006, 08:47:57 AM
that, with one
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 26, 2006, 09:21:23 AM
foot in the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 26, 2006, 10:56:10 AM
gravy boat and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 26, 2006, 11:15:13 AM
the other waving
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 26, 2006, 06:15:06 PM
and wiggling his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 26, 2006, 06:16:50 PM
drain pipe trousers
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 26, 2006, 06:36:36 PM
in the pond
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 26, 2006, 06:50:59 PM
with frogs in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 26, 2006, 09:17:34 PM
at the bottom
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 26, 2006, 09:39:28 PM
of the garden
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 26, 2006, 10:13:06 PM
of the house
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 26, 2006, 11:16:17 PM
at the end
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 27, 2006, 07:33:44 AM
of the terrace
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 27, 2006, 07:50:03 AM
opposite the police
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 27, 2006, 08:39:48 PM
station by the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 28, 2006, 07:20:22 AM
swimming pool in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 28, 2006, 08:57:12 AM
the main street
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 28, 2006, 11:38:29 AM
of the largest
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 28, 2006, 02:42:17 PM
suburb of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 28, 2006, 03:56:14 PM
finest town in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 29, 2006, 10:40:47 AM
the north western




(You were up late Prof!)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 29, 2006, 12:17:35 PM
Eh? :no:

corner of Kent
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 29, 2006, 12:53:26 PM
close to Professor



(Server clocks must have gone funny then)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 29, 2006, 07:08:58 PM
roseway's stately home
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 29, 2006, 07:35:23 PM
which is set
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 30, 2006, 07:04:40 AM
in 50 acres
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 30, 2006, 08:35:11 AM
of parkland populated
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 30, 2006, 11:00:31 AM
with many different
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 30, 2006, 11:06:21 AM
species of animal
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 30, 2006, 01:14:03 PM
and plant, including
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 30, 2006, 02:40:39 PM
a few pixies
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 30, 2006, 06:57:31 PM
and a fairy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 30, 2006, 07:31:08 PM
grotto with an
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 30, 2006, 08:17:50 PM
large magic mushroom   :angel:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 31, 2006, 07:07:27 AM
quiche which would
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 31, 2006, 07:47:30 AM
serve at least
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on October 31, 2006, 12:37:54 PM
ten people with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on October 31, 2006, 01:29:52 PM
a large appetite
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on October 31, 2006, 05:15:08 PM
even without a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 01, 2006, 09:34:28 PM
the extra toppings
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 01, 2006, 09:37:35 PM
that were served
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 01, 2006, 09:38:37 PM
with garlic bread
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 01, 2006, 09:40:55 PM
and chilli sauce
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 01, 2006, 11:15:28 PM
ooooooooh no not again  :D


and cheese topping
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 01, 2006, 11:53:24 PM
with gaviscon on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 02, 2006, 12:17:55 AM
roflmaoooo....  you beat me too it  :lol:
noooooooo  damn you...  it hurts when I laugh   :-X
:lol: :lol:

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which added extra


Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 02, 2006, 07:33:57 AM
flavour to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 02, 2006, 12:00:18 PM
dessert they were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 02, 2006, 01:37:44 PM
making with snails
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 02, 2006, 02:35:49 PM
and frogs legs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 02, 2006, 03:29:11 PM
with a dash
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 02, 2006, 06:07:57 PM
tabasco sauce to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 02, 2006, 06:55:19 PM
take away the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 02, 2006, 06:59:15 PM
aftertaste of snail
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 03, 2006, 07:08:07 AM
which tasted disgusting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 03, 2006, 11:12:31 PM
especially after drinking
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 04, 2006, 07:26:47 AM
methylated spirits with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 07:40:05 AM
a chaser of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 11:51:36 AM
tesco value whiskey
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 01:25:07 PM
followed by a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 04, 2006, 01:43:18 PM
spoonful of engine
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 01:57:43 PM
oil with a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 03:26:50 PM
sugar cube to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 03:35:04 PM
sweeten the ghastly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 03:37:16 PM
concoctions bitter taste
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 03:41:14 PM
before swallowing it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 04:05:15 PM
pinching your nose
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 04:43:18 PM
and bracing yourself
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 05:12:10 PM
for the burn
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 05:20:18 PM
in your throat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 05:44:11 PM
which is going
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 06:35:21 PM
feel like a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 09:27:20 PM
piece of rough
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 09:35:11 PM
sandpaper grinding your
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 10:29:27 PM
skin away until
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 10:30:04 PM
the flesh weeps
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 10:31:10 PM
and blood begins
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 10:32:01 PM
trickle down your
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 10:32:34 PM
to your stomach
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 10:35:49 PM
and make you
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 10:37:53 PM
feel well and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 10:42:41 PM
truly sick as
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 04, 2006, 10:45:34 PM
a parrot in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 04, 2006, 10:48:54 PM
a tumble drier
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 05, 2006, 07:35:55 AM
with tonsillitis as
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 05, 2006, 09:54:15 AM
well as glandular
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 05, 2006, 10:12:34 AM
fever, caused by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 05, 2006, 10:25:46 AM
too much osculation
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 05, 2006, 11:07:54 AM
(Now who's a clever dick?)

with not enough
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 05, 2006, 12:17:02 PM
thought to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 05, 2006, 12:51:02 PM
consequences of such
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 05, 2006, 12:56:04 PM
wanton and lewd
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 05, 2006, 03:15:29 PM
behaviour at such
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 05, 2006, 06:29:13 PM
a critical time
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 05, 2006, 07:07:03 PM
in the life
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 05, 2006, 07:27:57 PM
of a garden
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 06, 2006, 07:21:18 AM
gnome with sprouting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 06, 2006, 08:18:51 AM
whiskers to keep
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 06, 2006, 09:38:01 AM
in pristine condition
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 06, 2006, 10:06:21 AM
it became necessary
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 06, 2006, 01:33:32 PM
to remove the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 06, 2006, 01:56:40 PM
stubble with a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 06, 2006, 03:02:38 PM
cutthroat razor, but
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 06, 2006, 03:09:08 PM
the razor was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 06, 2006, 04:29:27 PM
blunt and he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 06, 2006, 04:38:23 PM
had to sharpen
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 06, 2006, 06:35:56 PM
it before he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 06, 2006, 06:44:27 PM
could begin to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 06, 2006, 07:05:23 PM
make any progress
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 06, 2006, 08:18:22 PM
with the task
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Post by: roseway on November 07, 2006, 07:27:41 AM
. Just then, in
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Post by: Astral on November 07, 2006, 09:04:48 AM
the corner of
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Post by: roseway on November 07, 2006, 12:54:47 PM
the garden, something
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Post by: Astral on November 07, 2006, 01:56:29 PM
stirred, it was
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Post by: roseway on November 07, 2006, 03:54:11 PM
a small furry
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Post by: Astral on November 07, 2006, 04:28:35 PM
creature with a
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Post by: kitz on November 07, 2006, 05:04:30 PM
long black whiskers
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Post by: Astral on November 07, 2006, 05:52:16 PM
Grammar Kitz, grammar! You'll have the Prof modding you if you don't watch out. ;)


and a curly
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Post by: roseway on November 07, 2006, 07:13:59 PM
As if I would! :-X

brown tail with
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Post by: Astral on November 07, 2006, 08:27:54 PM
alternating band of
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Post by: kitz on November 07, 2006, 09:42:25 PM
soweeee   :'(

a thin white
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Post by: Astral on November 07, 2006, 10:16:38 PM
stripe and a
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Post by: kitz on November 08, 2006, 01:56:02 AM
stump at the
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Post by: roseway on November 08, 2006, 07:47:35 AM
end with three
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Post by: Astral on November 08, 2006, 08:16:31 AM
little pimples arranged
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Post by: roseway on November 08, 2006, 12:48:39 PM
in a symmetrical
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Post by: Astral on November 08, 2006, 02:42:14 PM
pattern resembling a
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Post by: kitz on November 08, 2006, 09:41:10 PM
equilateral triangle. It


( what else could I put when it was three little pimples arranged in a symmetrical pattern)   :no:
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Post by: Astral on November 08, 2006, 09:52:47 PM
looked round suddenly



Well you could have put quadrilateral triangle like my friend did on another MB. Or what about equally spaced in a straight line?
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Post by: kitz on November 08, 2006, 10:20:49 PM
doh... silly me :D  ???  ::)

and saw that


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Post by: Astral on November 09, 2006, 07:42:09 AM
Professor Roseway was
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Post by: roseway on November 09, 2006, 07:47:42 AM
having an apoplectic
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Post by: Astral on November 09, 2006, 08:10:32 AM
fit because he
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Post by: roseway on November 09, 2006, 10:00:58 AM
didn't approve of
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Post by: Astral on November 09, 2006, 10:21:34 AM
Kitz' mode of
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Post by: kitz on November 09, 2006, 12:39:59 PM
operation of the
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Post by: Astral on November 09, 2006, 12:58:46 PM
finest website in :angel: :angel: :angel:
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Post by: kitz on November 09, 2006, 01:15:09 PM
worst website category
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Post by: Astral on November 09, 2006, 01:47:18 PM
of the awards
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Post by: kitz on November 09, 2006, 04:57:30 PM
nominated by the
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Post by: Astral on November 09, 2006, 05:35:32 PM
society of time
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Post by: roseway on November 10, 2006, 07:19:30 AM
travellers, who usually
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Post by: Astral on November 10, 2006, 07:40:27 AM
meet at the
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Post by: kitz on November 10, 2006, 09:36:24 AM
local pub in
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Post by: Astral on November 10, 2006, 09:38:56 AM
disguise so that
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Post by: kitz on November 10, 2006, 09:43:17 AM
no-one could identify
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Post by: Astral on November 10, 2006, 10:11:48 AM
them at a
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Post by: kitz on November 10, 2006, 11:12:47 AM
later date because
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Post by: Astral on November 10, 2006, 11:51:59 AM
if they were
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Post by: roseway on November 10, 2006, 12:46:02 PM
identified, people would
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Post by: kitz on November 10, 2006, 04:37:20 PM
shun them from
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Post by: roseway on November 10, 2006, 09:48:36 PM
utter disgust with
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Post by: Astral on November 10, 2006, 11:06:11 PM
the vile way
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Post by: kitz on November 11, 2006, 01:24:46 AM
that they pick
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Post by: Astral on November 11, 2006, 02:29:13 AM
at their food
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Post by: kitz on November 11, 2006, 06:41:16 AM
doh....   I thought I knew where it was going  :P



because they dont
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Post by: roseway on November 11, 2006, 07:29:44 AM
know how to
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Post by: Astral on November 11, 2006, 11:05:20 AM
use cutlery or
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Post by: roseway on November 11, 2006, 06:50:18 PM
keep their elbows
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Post by: kitz on November 11, 2006, 08:01:17 PM
out of their
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Post by: Astral on November 11, 2006, 08:23:21 PM
dinner. When the
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Post by: kitz on November 11, 2006, 09:05:28 PM
time came for
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Post by: Astral on November 11, 2006, 09:21:34 PM
the judges to
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Post by: kitz on November 12, 2006, 12:21:25 AM
decide who had
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Post by: Astral on November 12, 2006, 12:25:30 AM
won the top
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Post by: mr_chris on November 12, 2006, 02:21:06 AM
prize in the
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Post by: roseway on November 12, 2006, 07:41:34 AM
garden gnome competition
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Post by: Astral on November 12, 2006, 09:19:45 AM
they retired to
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Post by: roseway on November 12, 2006, 10:04:12 AM
Cornwall to grow
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Post by: Astral on November 12, 2006, 10:26:42 AM
daffodil bulbs on
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Post by: roseway on November 12, 2006, 11:36:27 AM
the hillside behind
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Post by: Astral on November 12, 2006, 11:48:30 AM
the windfarm near
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Post by: roseway on November 12, 2006, 02:43:47 PM
the market town
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Post by: Astral on November 12, 2006, 06:28:45 PM
well known for
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Post by: roseway on November 12, 2006, 06:42:45 PM
its very strange
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Post by: Astral on November 12, 2006, 06:46:58 PM
May Day pageant
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Post by: roseway on November 13, 2006, 07:06:46 AM
which is held
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Post by: Astral on November 14, 2006, 08:41:18 AM
funnily enough on
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Post by: roseway on November 14, 2006, 12:48:10 PM
May Day every
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Post by: Astral on November 14, 2006, 12:50:17 PM
third year after
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Post by: roseway on November 15, 2006, 07:33:39 AM
two years of
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Post by: Astral on November 15, 2006, 07:54:59 AM
preparation for the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 17, 2006, 07:12:09 AM
day of feasting
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Post by: Astral on November 17, 2006, 01:42:42 PM
which this year
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Post by: roseway on November 17, 2006, 06:43:39 PM
is after the
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Post by: Astral on November 18, 2006, 01:21:58 AM
crowning of the
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Post by: roseway on November 18, 2006, 07:42:32 AM
Sultan of Brunei
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Post by: Astral on November 18, 2006, 09:48:51 AM
at his grand
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Post by: roseway on November 18, 2006, 01:01:29 PM
palace in the
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Post by: Astral on November 18, 2006, 01:20:34 PM
Mohave desert. Meanwhile
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Post by: roseway on November 18, 2006, 07:03:29 PM
in Chipping Sodbury
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Post by: Astral on November 18, 2006, 07:27:00 PM
the gang were
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Post by: roseway on November 19, 2006, 07:53:36 AM
mugging old ladies
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Post by: Astral on November 19, 2006, 10:06:16 AM
for their umbrellas
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Post by: roseway on November 19, 2006, 12:43:53 PM
which had translucent
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 20, 2006, 12:12:12 AM
panels sewn in
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Post by: roseway on November 20, 2006, 07:01:53 AM
because they wanted
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Post by: Astral on November 20, 2006, 08:12:48 AM
to keep an
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Post by: roseway on November 20, 2006, 01:18:21 PM
eye on other
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 20, 2006, 11:27:56 PM
pensioners wearing the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 21, 2006, 08:43:19 AM
same purple dresses
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 12:28:07 AM
that Kitz wears
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Post by: roseway on November 22, 2006, 07:14:34 AM
when going to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 09:11:16 AM
the Techie's Ball
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 22, 2006, 08:29:52 AM
which is held
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 08:58:56 AM
at the Winter
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Post by: roseway on November 22, 2006, 09:43:10 AM
Palace in Brighton
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 10:55:50 AM
every second year
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Post by: kitz on November 22, 2006, 12:08:34 PM
on the night
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Post by: roseway on November 22, 2006, 12:40:49 PM
of the third
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 08:09:57 PM
full moon after
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Post by: kitz on November 22, 2006, 10:33:37 PM
summer solstice which
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 11:09:03 PM
coincidentally is also
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Post by: kitz on November 22, 2006, 11:20:32 PM
the night when
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 11:22:58 PM
the constellation of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 22, 2006, 11:30:57 PM
Capricorn is best
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 11:45:45 PM
observed from under
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Post by: kitz on November 22, 2006, 11:48:02 PM
a cloudless sky
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 11:48:45 PM
with a reflecting
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Post by: kitz on November 22, 2006, 11:51:08 PM
moon shimmering on
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Post by: Astral on November 22, 2006, 11:53:57 PM
a calm sea
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Post by: kitz on November 23, 2006, 12:02:50 AM
with the waves
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Post by: Astral on November 23, 2006, 12:03:48 AM
lapping at your
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Post by: kitz on November 23, 2006, 12:04:20 AM
bare feet and
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Post by: Astral on November 23, 2006, 12:09:24 AM
an onshore breeze
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Post by: kitz on November 23, 2006, 12:10:09 AM
blowing gently through
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Post by: Astral on November 23, 2006, 12:13:52 AM
your hair causing
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Post by: roseway on November 23, 2006, 07:07:41 AM
goose pimples and
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Post by: Astral on November 23, 2006, 08:25:28 AM
a feeling of
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Post by: roseway on November 23, 2006, 01:12:49 PM
disorientation, coupled with
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Post by: Astral on November 23, 2006, 07:32:59 PM
slight nausea when
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Post by: kitz on November 24, 2006, 12:35:33 AM
you take a
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Post by: Astral on November 24, 2006, 12:39:44 AM
a breath of
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Post by: kitz on November 24, 2006, 12:40:54 AM
fresh air which
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Post by: Astral on November 24, 2006, 12:46:07 AM
is needed regularly
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Post by: kitz on November 24, 2006, 12:50:07 AM
because of the
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Post by: roseway on November 24, 2006, 07:21:22 AM
pong caused by
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Post by: Astral on November 24, 2006, 08:08:16 AM
decomposing cabbage stalks
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Post by: mr_chris on November 24, 2006, 09:08:11 AM
in the compost
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Post by: kitz on November 24, 2006, 11:35:09 AM
heap that was
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Post by: roseway on November 24, 2006, 04:11:30 PM
festering near the
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Post by: Astral on November 24, 2006, 09:56:20 PM
fence at the
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Post by: kitz on November 24, 2006, 10:02:50 PM
bottom of the
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Post by: Astral on November 24, 2006, 10:42:06 PM
Prime Minister's garden.
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Post by: roseway on November 25, 2006, 07:30:30 AM
While all this
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Post by: Astral on November 25, 2006, 10:22:33 AM
was going on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 25, 2006, 01:11:08 PM
Bill Gates was
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Post by: Astral on November 25, 2006, 02:34:43 PM
counting his money
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 25, 2006, 07:07:28 PM
in number eleven
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Post by: Astral on November 25, 2006, 07:16:55 PM
strong room in
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Post by: roseway on November 26, 2006, 07:55:30 AM
Redmond International Bank
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Post by: Astral on November 26, 2006, 08:07:06 AM
to discover whether
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Post by: roseway on November 26, 2006, 12:34:51 PM
he still had
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Post by: Astral on November 26, 2006, 02:48:49 PM
enough small change
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 26, 2006, 06:52:29 PM
for the taxi
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Post by: Astral on November 27, 2006, 06:48:00 PM
to Alpha Centauri
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 27, 2006, 06:55:54 PM
, the hotel near
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Post by: Astral on November 28, 2006, 09:03:22 AM
the Restaurant at
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Post by: roseway on November 28, 2006, 10:22:01 AM
Oxford Circus, called
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 28, 2006, 12:11:49 PM
Window of Delights
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Post by: kitz on November 28, 2006, 01:08:51 PM
where he first
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 28, 2006, 01:30:59 PM
met Melinda his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on November 28, 2006, 02:21:00 PM
Messenger, which he
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Post by: Astral on November 28, 2006, 02:30:34 PM
later married in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on November 28, 2006, 04:58:25 PM
an online chatroom
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 28, 2006, 05:47:17 PM
for the terminally
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Post by: roseway on November 28, 2006, 06:54:54 PM
stupid, but nevertheless
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Post by: kitz on November 28, 2006, 07:25:10 PM
lfmao here...    just reminded me of an *online wedding* I was invited to about 7/8 years ago
 :lol:  Someone I knew in r/l was actually the "vicar/priest"...  and was a bit of  comdiedian.
The chat channel was one of the first to ever have AVs.....  doh one of those you had to be there moments Im afraid.

cough...  back on topic.


>> stupid, but nevertheless

the "bride" had
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Post by: Astral on November 28, 2006, 07:47:00 PM
a gorgeous dress
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Post by: kitz on November 28, 2006, 11:58:48 PM
with sequins sewn
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Post by: Astral on November 29, 2006, 07:42:47 AM
by hand all
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Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 08:07:16 AM
down the bodice
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Post by: mr_chris on November 29, 2006, 08:34:24 AM
using MS Paint.
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Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 08:37:49 AM
 :D

on a 486
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Post by: roseway on November 29, 2006, 03:49:38 PM
Jumbo jet flying
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 04:42:03 PM
some where over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on November 29, 2006, 06:13:12 PM
head started to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 29, 2006, 06:59:15 PM
plummet to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 29, 2006, 09:07:27 PM
ground, but Roseway
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 11:11:03 PM
decided he was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 29, 2006, 11:46:42 PM
Superman so he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 11:50:51 PM
pulled on his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 29, 2006, 11:51:58 PM
cape & slippers
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 11:52:29 PM
and his superman
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Post by: Astral on November 29, 2006, 11:53:51 PM
pyjamas and flew
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 11:54:50 PM
off into the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 29, 2006, 11:57:28 PM
wide blue yonder
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 29, 2006, 11:58:04 PM
through the clouds
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Post by: roseway on November 30, 2006, 08:03:50 AM
and saved everyone
(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.supermanhomepage.com%2Fimages%2Fcomedy%2Ffat_superman-tb.JPG&hash=11005c3a2908d45a9b89932e95fab347)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on November 30, 2006, 11:19:02 AM
and celebrated with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 30, 2006, 02:50:34 PM
a bottle of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 30, 2006, 06:05:24 PM
Chateauneuf du pape
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on November 30, 2006, 07:13:26 PM
a deep red
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on November 30, 2006, 07:11:38 PM
luscious mouthwatering taste
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on November 30, 2006, 07:13:40 PM
of tasty stuff
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on November 30, 2006, 10:06:46 PM
fit for a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on November 30, 2006, 10:55:27 PM
dwarf with a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on November 30, 2006, 11:02:24 PM
contagious olfactory malfunction
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Post by: kitz on December 01, 2006, 01:45:58 AM
gosh thats a mouthful  :D

despite his big
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 01, 2006, 07:39:05 AM
olfactory organ having
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on December 01, 2006, 09:00:33 AM
got caught in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 01, 2006, 09:59:02 AM
the shop door
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 01, 2006, 10:39:31 AM
with the result
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on December 01, 2006, 10:15:10 PM
that the alarm
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 02, 2006, 01:46:03 AM
started to ring
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on December 02, 2006, 02:16:35 AM
and the police
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 02, 2006, 02:30:29 AM
came running armed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on December 02, 2006, 10:45:47 AM
with water pistols
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 02, 2006, 11:06:08 AM
which they fired
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on December 02, 2006, 11:37:32 AM
at the unsuspecting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 02, 2006, 12:39:42 PM
octagenarian with blue
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on December 02, 2006, 06:50:08 PM
suede gloves on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 02, 2006, 07:12:15 PM
and green hair
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 02, 2006, 07:41:28 PM
with purple streaks
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on December 02, 2006, 08:30:57 PM
all the way
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Post by: roseway on December 03, 2006, 08:01:12 AM
over her ears
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Post by: kitz on December 03, 2006, 01:03:44 PM
down to her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on December 03, 2006, 04:35:45 PM
Cute little dimples
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 03, 2006, 07:14:55 PM
in her cheeks
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on December 03, 2006, 11:27:36 PM
lay rosy-red blushes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 04, 2006, 11:20:40 AM
when she blushed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 04, 2006, 01:19:08 PM
as she often
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Post by: kitz on December 04, 2006, 09:49:21 PM
did when in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 05, 2006, 07:47:24 AM
Tescos, buying her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 05, 2006, 08:17:00 PM
weekly stale bread
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on December 05, 2006, 11:27:10 PM
which was cheap
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 06, 2006, 07:56:15 AM
but absolutely horrible
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on December 07, 2006, 04:46:21 PM
to the palat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 07, 2006, 07:16:41 PM
because the crusts
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on December 08, 2006, 12:10:28 AM
were to hard
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 08, 2006, 07:12:16 AM
to chew with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on December 08, 2006, 11:17:01 AM
and bits of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 11, 2006, 08:46:26 PM
green mould growing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on December 11, 2006, 09:57:21 PM
round the edges
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Post by: oldfogy on December 12, 2006, 12:28:05 AM
, even the wrapper
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Post by: kitz on December 12, 2006, 12:28:47 AM
was contaminated with
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Post by: Astral on December 12, 2006, 06:54:22 AM
stale chip fat
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Post by: kitz on December 12, 2006, 06:58:02 AM
from the cafe
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Post by: roseway on December 12, 2006, 07:52:30 AM
where the beefburgers
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Post by: kitz on December 12, 2006, 08:20:39 AM
are greasy and
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Post by: roseway on December 12, 2006, 11:16:34 AM
full of gristle
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Post by: Astral on December 12, 2006, 07:37:07 PM
with lumps of
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Post by: kitz on December 12, 2006, 10:40:23 PM
chopped up bone

:vomit:
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Post by: Astral on December 12, 2006, 11:00:24 PM
and other manky
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 12, 2006, 11:53:24 PM
parts of offal
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Post by: Astral on December 13, 2006, 07:09:45 AM
which are banned
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Post by: roseway on December 13, 2006, 07:50:01 AM
in every civilised
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Post by: kitz on December 13, 2006, 07:54:05 AM
part of the
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Post by: roseway on December 13, 2006, 12:47:50 PM
World. Sensible people
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Post by: kitz on December 13, 2006, 02:13:16 PM
are wise and
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Post by: roseway on December 13, 2006, 06:58:10 PM
eat muesli instead
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Post by: Astral on December 13, 2006, 07:44:16 PM
says hairshirt wearing
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Post by: kitz on December 14, 2006, 07:11:15 AM
professors from the
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Post by: roseway on December 14, 2006, 07:37:35 AM
University of Life
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Post by: Astral on December 14, 2006, 08:22:34 AM
Faculty of Technology,
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Post by: oldfogy on December 14, 2006, 03:35:36 PM
and Human Technology
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Post by: timp on December 14, 2006, 09:51:31 PM
with his head
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Post by: roseway on December 15, 2006, 07:53:57 AM
stuck up his
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Post by: oldfogy on December 15, 2006, 09:59:44 AM
trilby to keep
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Post by: kitz on December 15, 2006, 10:42:32 AM
lol OF...  you managed to recover a situation quite well there  :D

=========

his bald patch
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Post by: oldfogy on December 15, 2006, 11:03:36 AM
 :thumbs:

nice and warm
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Post by: kitz on December 15, 2006, 11:12:35 AM
when the wind
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Post by: timp on December 15, 2006, 11:16:04 AM
blew from the
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Post by: oldfogy on December 15, 2006, 01:24:39 PM
southern nether regions
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Post by: roseway on December 15, 2006, 06:52:03 PM
and suddenly caught
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Post by: oldfogy on December 15, 2006, 06:58:55 PM
him by surprise
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Post by: roseway on December 16, 2006, 07:30:49 AM
and blew his
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Post by: timp on December 17, 2006, 06:32:52 PM
coat wide open
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Post by: kitz on December 17, 2006, 11:03:02 PM
exposing his pink
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Post by: oldfogy on December 18, 2006, 03:12:47 AM
and blue shirt  :vomit:
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Post by: kitz on December 18, 2006, 04:08:41 AM
which matched his
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Post by: roseway on December 18, 2006, 07:28:24 AM
eyes, because he
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Post by: kitz on December 18, 2006, 08:34:28 AM
one of each
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Post by: timp on December 18, 2006, 02:27:19 PM
then a turkey
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Post by: kitz on December 18, 2006, 04:08:50 PM
ran infront of
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Post by: Astral on December 18, 2006, 06:42:26 PM
the Royal Train
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Post by: roseway on December 18, 2006, 07:02:08 PM
Quote
ran infront of
Oi! That's 4 words with two of them joined together. :police:


and lay down
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Post by: Astral on December 18, 2006, 07:39:00 PM
between the tracks




Looks like Ms Kitz has been getting a bit out of hand whilst I've not been here to maintain some standards, Eric. :-X
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Post by: oldfogy on December 19, 2006, 02:04:45 AM
of the tram
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Post by: kitz on December 19, 2006, 06:34:23 AM
damn I was hoping u wouldnt notice  ;)   ::)

that was going

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Post by: roseway on December 19, 2006, 07:50:55 AM
from Clegthorpe to
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Post by: kitz on December 19, 2006, 12:55:57 PM
the north pole
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Post by: roseway on December 19, 2006, 06:51:44 PM
via Wolverhampton, which
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Post by: Astral on December 19, 2006, 11:02:20 PM
is quicker than
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Post by: oldfogy on December 19, 2006, 11:28:09 PM
Quote
damn I was hoping u wouldnt notice
No chance around here!

waiting for Kitz
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Post by: kitz on December 20, 2006, 12:21:21 AM
 :P

when shes having
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Post by: roseway on December 20, 2006, 08:06:44 AM
her hair done
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Post by: kitz on December 20, 2006, 08:10:14 AM
aint that just the truth
- although Ive just supposedly had 8 inches lopped off - although brat says its 7.

-----------------

and dyed purple
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Post by: oldfogy on December 20, 2006, 08:46:26 AM
to match her
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Post by: Astral on December 20, 2006, 09:10:15 AM
Mother Gothmas suit
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Post by: kitz on December 20, 2006, 09:30:00 AM
heh... purple santa suit... sounds pretty cool to me :)

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which is trimmed
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Post by: roseway on December 20, 2006, 01:13:11 PM
with white ermine
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Post by: oldfogy on December 20, 2006, 03:05:18 PM
interlaced with leather
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Post by: roseway on December 20, 2006, 06:57:48 PM
straps with diamante
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Post by: Astral on December 20, 2006, 07:30:10 PM
encrusted buckles which
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Post by: kitz on December 20, 2006, 10:16:45 PM
sparkled in the
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Post by: Astral on December 20, 2006, 10:27:26 PM
radiance of her
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Post by: kitz on December 21, 2006, 01:54:16 AM
electric flame candles  ???
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Post by: roseway on December 21, 2006, 07:11:52 AM
and gave her
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Post by: oldfogy on December 22, 2006, 03:32:22 AM
such a complex
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Post by: roseway on December 22, 2006, 07:46:15 AM
aura of mystery
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Post by: kitz on December 22, 2006, 11:41:01 AM
as well as
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Post by: roseway on December 22, 2006, 12:36:19 PM
a luminescent halo
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Post by: timp on December 22, 2006, 03:05:30 PM
powered by a
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Post by: roseway on December 22, 2006, 07:00:27 PM
car battery with
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Post by: Astral on December 23, 2006, 12:36:28 AM
an inverter attached
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Post by: oldfogy on December 23, 2006, 02:15:53 AM
which is used
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Post by: kitz on December 23, 2006, 04:42:28 AM
to help the
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Post by: roseway on December 23, 2006, 07:52:22 AM
less fortunate acolytes
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Post by: Astral on December 23, 2006, 11:31:26 AM
understand the great
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Post by: roseway on December 23, 2006, 12:47:34 PM
mysteries of life
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Post by: kitz on December 23, 2006, 12:52:19 PM
and the universe
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Post by: roseway on December 23, 2006, 03:20:12 PM
and everything. 42
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Post by: Astral on December 23, 2006, 03:39:45 PM
being the commonly
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Post by: oldfogy on December 23, 2006, 06:24:05 PM
misunderstood by lesser
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Post by: roseway on December 23, 2006, 06:52:52 PM
mortals than Kitz,
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Post by: Astral on December 23, 2006, 06:57:21 PM
solution to the
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Post by: kitz on December 23, 2006, 07:34:23 PM
known number for
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Post by: Astral on December 23, 2006, 07:42:58 PM
how many angels
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Post by: oldfogy on December 23, 2006, 10:33:20 PM
have the patience
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Post by: roseway on December 24, 2006, 07:37:11 AM
to keep reading
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Post by: Astral on December 24, 2006, 08:47:22 AM
this interminable story
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on December 24, 2006, 10:24:39 AM
which doesnt really
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: soms on December 24, 2006, 10:38:43 AM
have much meaning
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Post by: kitz on December 24, 2006, 11:57:06 AM
nor make much
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Post by: oldfogy on December 24, 2006, 12:48:22 PM
sense but the
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Post by: roseway on December 24, 2006, 01:02:27 PM
contributors refuse to
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Post by: oldfogy on December 24, 2006, 01:05:25 PM
go away for
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Post by: roseway on December 24, 2006, 07:02:47 PM
psychiatric help with
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Post by: oldfogy on December 24, 2006, 09:37:16 PM
the rest of
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Post by: Astral on December 25, 2006, 12:31:14 AM
motley crew at
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Post by: oldfogy on December 25, 2006, 01:51:59 AM
the toad hall
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Post by: Astral on December 25, 2006, 09:29:28 PM
reunion dinner dance
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Post by: timp on December 26, 2006, 12:19:19 PM
and poker night
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Post by: Astral on December 26, 2006, 12:23:45 PM
held every year
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Post by: roseway on December 26, 2006, 07:00:22 PM
in Chipping Sodbury
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Post by: kitz on December 27, 2006, 12:51:56 AM
where the girls
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 01:09:10 AM
are wild and
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Post by: oldfogy on December 27, 2006, 02:16:37 AM
do not care
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Post by: roseway on December 27, 2006, 07:48:02 AM
about their morals
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 08:56:17 AM
or those of
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Post by: kitz on December 27, 2006, 11:33:04 AM
the men they
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Post by: roseway on December 27, 2006, 01:28:07 PM
lure into their
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 02:44:19 PM
their brazen embrace.
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Post by: timp on December 27, 2006, 02:55:24 PM
Suddenly there was
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 03:06:29 PM
the sound of
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Post by: kitz on December 27, 2006, 03:54:34 PM
thunder in the
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 03:57:15 PM
distance and the
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Post by: kitz on December 27, 2006, 04:23:19 PM
sky lit up
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 04:29:44 PM
as a bolt
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Post by: kitz on December 27, 2006, 05:11:48 PM
of lightening flashed
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 06:03:33 PM
a vivid blue
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Post by: roseway on December 27, 2006, 06:54:49 PM
with pink flowers
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Post by: kitz on December 27, 2006, 09:22:32 PM
(wth???   :lol:)

high over the
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Post by: Astral on December 27, 2006, 11:06:34 PM
heads of the
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Post by: oldfogy on December 28, 2006, 01:02:18 AM
Elfs, Pixies and
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Post by: roseway on December 28, 2006, 07:47:59 AM
other old fogies
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on December 28, 2006, 08:54:43 AM
gathered round the
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Post by: roseway on December 28, 2006, 10:42:23 AM
camp fire beside
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Post by: timp on December 28, 2006, 02:47:31 PM
the 56k-modem recyclingbin

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 28, 2006, 03:32:55 PM
:) I can't help feeling that's more than 3 words

with long cables
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Post by: Astral on December 28, 2006, 07:33:01 PM
but no plugs
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Post by: roseway on December 29, 2006, 07:50:28 AM
for the washbasins
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Post by: Astral on December 29, 2006, 12:56:34 PM
or soap in
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Post by: kitz on December 29, 2006, 04:05:28 PM
the dispensers on
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Post by: roseway on December 29, 2006, 07:00:22 PM
the wall by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on December 29, 2006, 09:31:08 PM
the left handed
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Post by: Astral on December 30, 2006, 01:10:03 AM
walking stick stand.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 30, 2006, 07:52:43 AM
Meanwhile, in Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
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Post by: Astral on December 30, 2006, 10:12:03 AM
on Anglesey two






Now own up Eric, did you free-type that or cut & paste it?
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Post by: roseway on December 30, 2006, 10:24:49 AM
I typed it from memory of course :angel:



guillemots were flying
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Post by: Astral on December 30, 2006, 11:10:48 AM
in a northerly





I'm almost, half inclined to believe you Eric.
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Post by: kitz on December 30, 2006, 12:16:46 PM
direction up towards
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on December 30, 2006, 12:57:43 PM
the west coast
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Post by: timp on December 30, 2006, 01:41:50 PM
east of the
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Post by: oldfogy on December 30, 2006, 06:22:30 PM
Blackpool Tower there
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Post by: roseway on December 30, 2006, 07:00:48 PM
were three little
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Post by: Astral on December 30, 2006, 07:11:49 PM
pigs who lived
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Post by: timp on December 30, 2006, 08:16:35 PM
in a house
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Post by: kitz on December 31, 2006, 01:03:28 AM
made of straw
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Post by: oldfogy on December 31, 2006, 03:24:53 AM
one was called
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Post by: roseway on December 31, 2006, 08:09:30 AM
Albert, the second
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Post by: Astral on December 31, 2006, 10:54:55 AM
was called Harold
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Post by: roseway on December 31, 2006, 11:38:42 AM
and the third
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on December 31, 2006, 12:36:25 PM
was called Steptoe
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Post by: roseway on December 31, 2006, 01:13:31 PM
whose son was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on December 31, 2006, 03:51:09 PM
called Patrick the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on December 31, 2006, 06:06:15 PM
crimson wonder pig
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Post by: roseway on December 31, 2006, 06:54:49 PM
whose belly was
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Post by: Astral on December 31, 2006, 10:09:26 PM
was tattooed with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 01, 2007, 04:00:36 AM
a picture of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 01, 2007, 07:39:17 AM
Michael Portillo because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on January 01, 2007, 10:05:25 AM
of his undying

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 01, 2007, 10:30:04 AM
ability to infuriate
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 01, 2007, 10:50:34 AM
each and every
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 01, 2007, 04:00:39 PM
one of his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 01, 2007, 09:21:03 PM
family and friends
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 02, 2007, 12:56:44 AM
but we are
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 02, 2007, 03:49:29 AM
the enemy to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 02, 2007, 08:06:49 AM
be terrified of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 02, 2007, 08:14:51 AM
armed with our
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 02, 2007, 01:35:58 PM
rolled up umbrellas
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 02, 2007, 01:54:48 PM
and The Times
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 02, 2007, 03:43:26 PM
newpaper under our
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 02, 2007, 03:50:23 PM
sweaty arm pits
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 02, 2007, 05:38:50 PM
to complete the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 02, 2007, 07:00:04 PM
commuter businessman look
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on January 03, 2007, 04:26:39 AM
with his briefcase
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 03, 2007, 07:56:23 AM
firmly clutched in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 03, 2007, 09:38:29 AM
their left hands
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 03, 2007, 10:57:04 AM
while waiting for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 03, 2007, 10:57:42 AM
the No 56
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 03, 2007, 11:55:09 AM
bus to Peckham
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 03, 2007, 01:02:47 PM
Bus Garage. Later
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 03, 2007, 02:25:45 PM
aliens invaded the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 03, 2007, 03:58:40 PM
outer moon of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 03, 2007, 07:12:16 PM
Rigel 3, and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 04, 2007, 02:32:27 PM
set up a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 04, 2007, 06:32:42 PM
colony of mutants
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 04, 2007, 06:58:55 PM
who invaded Kitz's  :lol:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 04, 2007, 07:52:25 PM
hairdresser's mind and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on January 04, 2007, 09:55:10 PM
forced her to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 05, 2007, 12:06:13 AM
say a Mohican  :hmm:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on January 05, 2007, 12:24:03 AM
haircut would suit
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 05, 2007, 12:33:31 AM
to go with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 05, 2007, 07:53:28 AM
the polka-dot dress
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 05, 2007, 08:53:18 AM
and velvet cape
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 05, 2007, 11:56:29 AM
complete with blue
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 05, 2007, 12:45:14 PM
spots and orange
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 05, 2007, 10:22:01 PM
satin ribbons along
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 06, 2007, 07:37:10 AM
the top of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 07, 2007, 11:37:34 AM
the fur trimmed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 07, 2007, 01:03:00 PM
collar of the


(I hope Kitz is enjoying this description of her sartorial elegance :) )
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 07, 2007, 01:12:42 PM
cape. To set





(I'm sure she is looking for two new mods as we speak, Eric ;))
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 07, 2007, 04:56:22 PM
Quote
> the fur trimmed collar
How many cat's does/did she have? :scare:

the tone of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 07, 2007, 07:04:27 PM
How many cat's does/did she have?
You musn't make jokes about cats OF, you'll only get into trouble with the boss.


the remainder of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 08, 2007, 11:18:45 AM
>> I hope Kitz is enjoying this description of her sartorial elegance

indeed lol

>> (I'm sure she is looking for two new mods as we speak, Eric)

Naw Im stuck with you 2 now..  you'll do ;)

>> How many cat's does/did she have?

hmmmm.. now that is getting a bit close to the knuckle  :-X




the outfit which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 08, 2007, 12:34:36 PM
Hello stranger and welcome back, hope you had a nice break.  ^-^

she eloped in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 08, 2007, 01:20:24 PM
before deciding that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 08, 2007, 08:14:19 PM
she had made
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 09, 2007, 12:03:56 AM
the biggest mistake
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 09, 2007, 08:04:07 AM
of her life
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 09, 2007, 09:39:53 AM
and wore the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 09, 2007, 10:22:10 AM
lurid purple dress
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on January 09, 2007, 11:06:44 AM
with green socks
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: timp on January 09, 2007, 07:55:39 PM
that played a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 10, 2007, 07:43:01 AM
tune while she
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 10, 2007, 06:44:55 PM
a merry dance
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 11, 2007, 08:51:07 AM
Hmm... those last three postings don't fit too well together :) Perhaps it's best to start a new story:


On Wimbledon Common
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 11, 2007, 11:32:10 AM
near the pond
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 11, 2007, 12:51:00 PM
three wombles were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 11, 2007, 02:08:56 PM
seen to be
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Post by: roseway on January 11, 2007, 03:49:14 PM
picking up litter
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Post by: Astral on January 11, 2007, 06:11:42 PM
as is their
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Post by: roseway on January 11, 2007, 06:54:52 PM
wont, when suddenly
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Post by: Astral on January 11, 2007, 09:01:55 PM
an old man
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Post by: roseway on January 12, 2007, 07:17:28 AM
appeared by the
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Post by: timp on January 13, 2007, 01:14:51 PM
pond. He smiled
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Post by: oldfogy on January 13, 2007, 05:55:34 PM
and said softly
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Post by: roseway on January 13, 2007, 07:02:05 PM
"What are you
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Post by: Astral on January 14, 2007, 07:23:34 PM
fellows up to?
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Post by: roseway on January 15, 2007, 07:25:22 AM
The smallest womble
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Post by: kitz on January 15, 2007, 02:53:17 PM
who was shy
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Post by: roseway on January 15, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
put up his
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Post by: mr_chris on January 16, 2007, 10:12:44 AM
little womble hand
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Post by: roseway on January 16, 2007, 06:52:24 PM
and said, nervously,
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Post by: kitz on January 16, 2007, 11:39:15 PM
"Please sir, can
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Post by: Astral on January 17, 2007, 07:26:13 AM
I have some
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Post by: roseway on January 17, 2007, 07:40:12 AM
time off for
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Post by: Astral on January 17, 2007, 08:10:12 AM
good behaviour, Sir?
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Post by: kitz on January 17, 2007, 01:11:26 PM
Because he wanted
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Post by: oldfogy on January 17, 2007, 02:17:57 PM
to go and
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Post by: roseway on January 17, 2007, 04:13:46 PM
bake some cakes  :angel:
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Post by: kitz on January 18, 2007, 11:09:53 AM
for the tea-party
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Post by: roseway on January 18, 2007, 01:13:50 PM
for the little
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Post by: oldfogy on January 18, 2007, 07:30:16 PM
Wombles special event
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Post by: roseway on January 19, 2007, 09:50:09 AM
to be held
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Post by: kitz on January 19, 2007, 01:08:15 PM
under the trees
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Post by: roseway on January 19, 2007, 06:59:08 PM
beside the lake
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Post by: kitz on January 19, 2007, 07:35:56 PM
where the fish
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Post by: Astral on January 20, 2007, 06:37:08 PM
jump for joy
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Post by: roseway on January 20, 2007, 06:53:30 PM
because there are
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Post by: Astral on January 20, 2007, 07:01:48 PM
so many Mayfly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 21, 2007, 08:08:55 AM
larvae in the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 21, 2007, 10:45:07 AM
local corner shop
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Post by: roseway on January 21, 2007, 12:58:27 PM
that they didn't
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Post by: kitz on January 21, 2007, 05:06:10 PM
have to swim
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Post by: Astral on January 21, 2007, 05:23:51 PM
for their supper
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Post by: kitz on January 21, 2007, 06:09:26 PM
and instead could
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Post by: roseway on January 21, 2007, 06:57:16 PM
dine at their
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Post by: Astral on January 21, 2007, 08:15:09 PM
leisure, enjoying the
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Post by: kitz on January 21, 2007, 09:13:44 PM
warm summer sun
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Post by: Astral on January 21, 2007, 09:54:35 PM
and lapping up
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Post by: roseway on January 22, 2007, 07:08:18 AM
the cool waters
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Post by: Astral on January 23, 2007, 09:10:45 AM
of Lake Wimbledon
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Post by: kitz on January 23, 2007, 02:35:47 PM
where the ducks
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Post by: Astral on January 23, 2007, 05:41:15 PM
were quacking contentedly
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Post by: roseway on January 23, 2007, 07:17:30 PM
as visitors threw
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Post by: Astral on January 23, 2007, 08:14:14 PM
crusts and other
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Post by: kitz on January 23, 2007, 11:13:54 PM
bits of mouldy
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Post by: roseway on January 24, 2007, 07:40:29 AM
bread into the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 24, 2007, 08:09:25 AM
rubbish bins provided
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Post by: roseway on January 24, 2007, 10:34:34 AM
whereas the ducks
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Post by: Astral on January 24, 2007, 05:59:27 PM
were throwing crispy
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Post by: roseway on January 24, 2007, 06:56:31 PM
noodles over the
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Post by: kitz on January 24, 2007, 09:40:12 PM
heads of people
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 25, 2007, 07:19:50 AM
watching their antics
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Post by: kitz on January 25, 2007, 11:18:41 AM
whilst waiting for
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Post by: roseway on January 25, 2007, 12:49:50 PM
the number 39
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Post by: kitz on January 26, 2007, 12:41:29 AM
bus to north
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Post by: Astral on January 26, 2007, 07:11:15 AM
Kensington and other
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Post by: roseway on January 26, 2007, 07:31:33 AM
westerly destinations. Harrods
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Post by: Astral on January 26, 2007, 07:50:35 AM
were selling their
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Post by: mr_chris on January 26, 2007, 09:42:06 AM
most expensive souvenirs
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Post by: havelock on January 26, 2007, 10:34:11 AM
smothered in jam
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Post by: kitz on January 26, 2007, 11:51:42 AM
for an extra
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Post by: roseway on January 26, 2007, 12:40:32 PM
three quid each
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Post by: oldfogy on January 26, 2007, 04:42:05 PM
each one had
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Post by: kitz on January 26, 2007, 08:03:18 PM
a choice of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 26, 2007, 09:38:50 PM
five exotic flavours
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Post by: kitz on January 26, 2007, 10:25:53 PM
such as pickled
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Post by: mr_chris on January 27, 2007, 02:08:04 AM
coconut and jamaican
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Post by: roseway on January 27, 2007, 07:35:27 AM
ginger, with chocolate
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Post by: kitz on January 27, 2007, 10:55:48 AM
sauce and chopped
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Post by: mr_chris on January 27, 2007, 11:05:14 AM
onions, garnished with
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Post by: kitz on January 27, 2007, 11:49:29 AM
dried seaweed and
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Post by: roseway on January 27, 2007, 01:07:33 PM
overcooked brussels sprouts.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on January 27, 2007, 01:20:12 PM
The consequences of
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Post by: kitz on January 27, 2007, 01:20:46 PM
being left in
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Post by: Astral on January 27, 2007, 01:22:15 PM
this parlous state
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Post by: kitz on January 27, 2007, 01:22:57 PM
for far too
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Post by: Astral on January 27, 2007, 01:23:54 PM
long was that
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Post by: roseway on January 27, 2007, 07:12:37 PM
the young wombles
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Post by: Astral on January 27, 2007, 08:54:46 PM
started to pine
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on January 28, 2007, 01:28:43 AM
with belly ache
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on January 28, 2007, 07:36:26 AM
after eating too
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Post by: Astral on January 28, 2007, 07:30:47 PM
many salted almonds
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Post by: kitz on January 29, 2007, 03:46:11 AM
Because wombles are
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Post by: roseway on January 29, 2007, 07:36:08 AM
rather delicate creatures
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Post by: Astral on January 29, 2007, 07:42:25 AM
they cannot tolerate
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 29, 2007, 09:04:53 AM
too much spicey
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Post by: Astral on January 29, 2007, 09:12:32 AM
bean burger with
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Post by: kitz on January 29, 2007, 09:28:29 AM
garlic and onion
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Post by: roseway on January 29, 2007, 09:44:56 AM
topped with cream
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Post by: Astral on January 29, 2007, 10:06:45 AM
otherwise they tend
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Post by: roseway on January 29, 2007, 01:21:44 PM
to get bloated
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Post by: oldfogy on January 29, 2007, 02:35:41 PM
with wind which
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Post by: mr_chris on January 29, 2007, 03:36:19 PM
causes them to
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Post by: roseway on January 29, 2007, 07:14:02 PM
burp loudly and
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Post by: Astral on January 29, 2007, 08:07:28 PM
wake the swans
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on January 29, 2007, 10:48:48 PM
who were snoozing
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Post by: roseway on January 30, 2007, 07:35:11 AM
after their lunch
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Post by: kitz on January 30, 2007, 12:17:37 PM
of pickled prawns
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Post by: Astral on January 30, 2007, 01:17:07 PM
halibut in breadcrumbs
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Post by: roseway on January 30, 2007, 01:45:34 PM
and ham sandwiches
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Post by: kitz on January 30, 2007, 01:55:15 PM
washed down with
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Post by: Astral on January 30, 2007, 02:38:33 PM
a nice Shiraz
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Post by: kitz on January 30, 2007, 02:39:46 PM
they found left
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Post by: roseway on January 30, 2007, 03:02:33 PM
beside the lake
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Post by: kitz on January 30, 2007, 07:10:55 PM
by a couple
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Post by: roseway on January 30, 2007, 07:21:40 PM
of crates of
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Post by: Astral on January 30, 2007, 07:42:24 PM
Greene King IPA



(Guess what I'm drinking atm)
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Post by: roseway on January 31, 2007, 07:22:19 AM
somebody had forgotten
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Post by: Astral on January 31, 2007, 07:30:40 AM
to take home
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Post by: mr_chris on January 31, 2007, 10:19:15 AM
When they realised
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Post by: roseway on January 31, 2007, 12:20:35 PM
that the wine
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Post by: mr_chris on January 31, 2007, 03:46:31 PM
was all gone
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Post by: oldfogy on January 31, 2007, 06:37:42 PM
they staggered home
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Post by: kitz on February 01, 2007, 12:40:54 AM
not realising that
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Post by: havelock on February 01, 2007, 01:34:48 AM
pork pie hats
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Post by: roseway on February 01, 2007, 07:45:10 AM
are liable to
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Post by: kitz on February 01, 2007, 06:39:33 PM
go soggy when
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Post by: roseway on February 01, 2007, 07:15:01 PM
they get wet
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Post by: kitz on February 01, 2007, 07:29:38 PM
and melt down
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Post by: roseway on February 02, 2007, 07:46:41 AM
into a mush
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Post by: kitz on February 02, 2007, 08:17:55 AM
that smells like
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Post by: oldfogy on February 02, 2007, 08:32:52 AM
old wet kippers
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Post by: roseway on February 02, 2007, 11:13:39 AM
with stale bread
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Post by: Astral on February 02, 2007, 09:13:15 PM
coated with lard.
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Post by: oldfogy on February 02, 2007, 11:50:16 PM
Meanwhile back at
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Post by: roseway on February 03, 2007, 07:49:39 AM
Chipping Sodbury, everyone
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Post by: kitz on February 03, 2007, 12:50:39 PM
was happy because
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Post by: roseway on February 03, 2007, 01:00:55 PM
the Wombles weren't
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Post by: mr_chris on February 03, 2007, 02:11:56 PM
Wombling free. Instead
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Post by: kitz on February 04, 2007, 10:29:35 PM
they were tied
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Post by: mr_chris on February 05, 2007, 12:38:42 AM
to the nearest
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Post by: kitz on February 05, 2007, 12:48:31 AM
old oak tree
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Post by: roseway on February 05, 2007, 07:16:21 AM
and people were
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Post by: kitz on February 05, 2007, 10:46:05 AM
pointing at them
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Post by: roseway on February 05, 2007, 02:00:22 PM
and shouting rudely
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Post by: oldfogy on February 05, 2007, 03:05:08 PM
Tie a Yellow
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Post by: roseway on February 05, 2007, 04:18:26 PM
piece of string
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Post by: kitz on February 05, 2007, 07:20:30 PM
around their tails


(do wombles have tails btw?)
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Post by: roseway on February 06, 2007, 08:00:23 AM
and pull it

(no idea)
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Post by: mr_chris on February 06, 2007, 08:54:57 AM
so tight that

(no, I dont think they do, I just had a look on YouTube)
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Post by: roseway on February 06, 2007, 10:51:10 AM
their tails fall


(an authoritative source then)
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Post by: Astral on February 06, 2007, 11:37:01 AM
from favour which
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Post by: oldfogy on February 06, 2007, 11:40:03 AM
can be very
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Post by: kitz on February 06, 2007, 11:57:48 AM
painful for them

(thanks for checking - but I think we now have wombles who had tails..  who now have no tails in this thread..  so all is correct again ) :)
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Post by: roseway on February 06, 2007, 01:29:03 PM
which makes sitting
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Post by: Astral on February 06, 2007, 03:40:20 PM
rather difficult if
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Post by: roseway on February 06, 2007, 04:38:52 PM
they haven't got
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Post by: Astral on February 06, 2007, 05:56:27 PM
a soft cushion
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Post by: roseway on February 06, 2007, 07:00:52 PM
to protect their
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Post by: Astral on February 06, 2007, 08:18:41 PM
delicate under parts
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Post by: kitz on February 06, 2007, 08:26:59 PM
when they have
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Post by: Astral on February 06, 2007, 09:32:42 PM
an attack of
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Post by: kitz on February 06, 2007, 11:42:03 PM
piles, which makes
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Post by: roseway on February 07, 2007, 07:43:40 AM
life thoroughly miserable
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Post by: kitz on February 08, 2007, 01:41:00 AM
for the poor
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Post by: roseway on February 08, 2007, 08:10:05 AM
little creatures. Nevertheless,
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Post by: mr_chris on February 08, 2007, 08:55:46 AM
they carried on
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Post by: oldfogy on February 08, 2007, 09:15:51 AM
with the snow
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Post by: roseway on February 08, 2007, 11:22:18 AM
falling about their
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Post by: kitz on February 08, 2007, 12:39:48 PM
little furry feet
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Post by: oldfogy on February 08, 2007, 01:00:12 PM
when along came
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Post by: roseway on February 08, 2007, 01:11:18 PM
a giraffe, which
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Post by: Astral on February 08, 2007, 08:19:33 PM
had to duck
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Post by: kitz on February 08, 2007, 10:32:07 PM
to get under
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Post by: Astral on February 08, 2007, 10:49:28 PM
the low beam
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Post by: roseway on February 09, 2007, 07:33:06 AM
in order to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 09, 2007, 07:53:22 AM
get a drink
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Post by: roseway on February 09, 2007, 09:53:51 AM
to keep its
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Post by: Astral on February 09, 2007, 10:11:53 PM
alcohol level at
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Post by: roseway on February 10, 2007, 07:49:09 AM
optimum level for
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Post by: Astral on February 10, 2007, 02:16:05 PM
ice skating at
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Post by: roseway on February 10, 2007, 03:39:02 PM
the Wimbledon ice

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Post by: Astral on February 10, 2007, 06:18:29 PM
rink, where the
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Post by: roseway on February 10, 2007, 07:04:14 PM
regulars like to
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Post by: Astral on February 10, 2007, 07:18:59 PM
pirouette and perform
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Post by: roseway on February 11, 2007, 07:24:03 AM
daring feats of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 11, 2007, 11:41:21 AM
death defying daftness




(this prose is more purple than Kitz's hair!)
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Post by: roseway on February 11, 2007, 12:41:42 PM
and alliterative magnificence


(tut-tut!)
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Post by: Astral on February 11, 2007, 01:11:38 PM
not seen since
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 11, 2007, 06:50:19 PM
the dawn of
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Post by: Astral on February 11, 2007, 09:07:10 PM
The Good Old
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Post by: roseway on February 12, 2007, 07:46:06 AM
days when people
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 12, 2007, 02:11:47 PM
were polite and
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Post by: roseway on February 12, 2007, 03:57:40 PM
said "Good morning"
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 12, 2007, 06:12:01 PM
to one another.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 12, 2007, 06:55:11 PM
In Regents Park
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Post by: Astral on February 12, 2007, 08:09:09 PM
the park keeper
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Post by: roseway on February 13, 2007, 07:40:47 AM
whose name was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 13, 2007, 07:50:28 AM
Horace Walpole gathered
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Post by: roseway on February 13, 2007, 10:58:21 AM
together his minions
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Post by: Astral on February 13, 2007, 11:33:16 AM
and set forth
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 13, 2007, 12:58:23 PM
in the direction
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Post by: Astral on February 13, 2007, 01:03:10 PM
of the monkey
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Post by: roseway on February 13, 2007, 06:57:47 PM
house at the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 13, 2007, 09:25:49 PM
nearby zoological gardens
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 14, 2007, 07:45:39 AM
where the bonobos
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 14, 2007, 08:48:43 AM
were having their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on February 14, 2007, 10:06:06 AM
meat and two
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 14, 2007, 10:43:41 AM
veg, while playing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 14, 2007, 09:25:13 PM
canasta with the
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Post by: kitz on February 15, 2007, 07:03:35 AM
chimps who were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 15, 2007, 07:31:03 AM
completely baffled by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on February 15, 2007, 07:45:57 AM
the fact that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 15, 2007, 08:00:52 AM
the cards needed
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Post by: Astral on February 15, 2007, 08:02:24 AM
to be shuffled
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 15, 2007, 10:47:18 AM
every time before
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 15, 2007, 10:49:42 AM
play commenced. Meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 15, 2007, 12:45:42 PM
a hippopotamus was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 15, 2007, 12:54:03 PM
strolling one day
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on February 15, 2007, 02:19:49 PM
when it suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 15, 2007, 03:13:05 PM
fell into the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 15, 2007, 06:31:30 PM
cool Shalimar, causing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 15, 2007, 06:57:31 PM
an enormous splash
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 15, 2007, 07:13:49 PM
and consequent mudslide
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on February 16, 2007, 02:30:00 AM
which covered the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 16, 2007, 06:26:40 AM
onlooking crowd of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 16, 2007, 07:16:13 AM
tourists with thick
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 16, 2007, 07:53:33 AM
brown goo. Immediately
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 16, 2007, 08:06:14 AM
the tourists shouted
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 16, 2007, 08:19:50 AM
"Mud, mud, glorious.....
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 16, 2007, 11:03:26 AM
mud, there's nothing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on February 16, 2007, 11:43:21 AM
quite like it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on February 16, 2007, 12:41:48 PM
for cooling the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on February 16, 2007, 12:46:26 PM
champagne while waiting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on February 16, 2007, 02:58:33 PM
for the glasses
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Post by: roseway on February 16, 2007, 04:24:41 PM
to arrive from
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Post by: mr_chris on February 16, 2007, 07:33:06 PM
Tescos home delivery
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Post by: kitz on February 16, 2007, 09:23:49 PM
which should take
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Post by: oldfogy on February 17, 2007, 12:40:55 AM
no time at
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Post by: kitz on February 17, 2007, 02:07:24 AM
all, but isn't
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Post by: oldfogy on February 17, 2007, 02:18:55 AM
this all hypothetical
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Post by: kitz on February 17, 2007, 02:24:24 AM
since old fogy
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Post by: roseway on February 17, 2007, 07:49:15 AM
has succeeded in
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Post by: kitz on February 17, 2007, 12:41:13 PM
opening our eyes
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Post by: oldfogy on February 17, 2007, 12:59:42 PM
to the overwhelming
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Post by: kitz on February 17, 2007, 03:24:43 PM
urge to drink
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Post by: roseway on February 17, 2007, 03:51:06 PM
gallons of water
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Post by: oldfogy on February 17, 2007, 04:31:03 PM
because Tesco failed
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Post by: kitz on February 17, 2007, 05:11:26 PM
to deliver the
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Post by: oldfogy on February 17, 2007, 05:18:44 PM
well needed sustenance  :drink:
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Post by: kitz on February 17, 2007, 05:40:50 PM
much preferred by
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Post by: roseway on February 17, 2007, 07:09:31 PM
all well mannered
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Post by: Astral on February 18, 2007, 09:30:59 AM
denizens of this
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Post by: roseway on February 18, 2007, 10:50:18 AM
well behaved forum. :angel:
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Post by: Astral on February 18, 2007, 11:00:08 AM
The following day
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Post by: roseway on February 18, 2007, 12:51:55 PM
Prince Charles was
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Post by: oldfogy on February 18, 2007, 01:40:38 PM
due to attend
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Post by: kitz on February 18, 2007, 01:59:18 PM
a function in
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Post by: Astral on February 18, 2007, 02:02:37 PM
the Forest of
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Post by: kitz on February 18, 2007, 02:08:26 PM
sherwood where the
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Post by: Astral on February 18, 2007, 02:19:31 PM
Merry Men were
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Post by: kitz on February 18, 2007, 11:10:00 PM
dancing in green
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Post by: Astral on February 18, 2007, 11:42:21 PM
tights with velveteen
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Post by: kitz on February 19, 2007, 12:06:27 AM
waistcoats and matching
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Post by: mr_chris on February 19, 2007, 12:51:33 AM
underpants. Meanwhile the
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Post by: kitz on February 19, 2007, 01:08:02 AM
sheriff was getting
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Post by: oldfogy on February 19, 2007, 04:23:44 AM
very excited at
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Post by: roseway on February 19, 2007, 07:32:36 AM
the thought of
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Post by: Astral on February 19, 2007, 08:14:21 AM
having his wicked
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Post by: kitz on February 19, 2007, 09:05:09 AM
way with the
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Post by: roseway on February 19, 2007, 09:43:02 AM
merry men, who
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Post by: Astral on February 19, 2007, 09:49:00 AM
contrary to rumour,
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Post by: roseway on February 19, 2007, 01:37:19 PM
are not merry
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Post by: kitz on February 19, 2007, 03:08:54 PM
nor are they
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Post by: Astral on February 19, 2007, 04:01:32 PM
men, but gnomes
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Post by: roseway on February 19, 2007, 04:08:21 PM
dressed up in
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Post by: mr_chris on February 19, 2007, 04:22:33 PM
purple flowery shirts
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Post by: oldfogy on February 19, 2007, 05:06:30 PM
and bell tents
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Post by: Astral on February 19, 2007, 05:06:30 PM
and mustard coloured
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Post by: roseway on February 19, 2007, 07:01:26 PM
tights with yellow
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Post by: Astral on February 19, 2007, 07:52:39 PM
garters. At the
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Post by: roseway on February 21, 2007, 07:27:42 AM
same time, the
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Post by: Astral on February 21, 2007, 09:14:17 AM
elves were gathering
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Post by: roseway on February 21, 2007, 10:01:39 AM
in the wood
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Post by: Astral on February 21, 2007, 10:46:07 AM
to discuss the
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Post by: oldfogy on February 21, 2007, 11:19:13 AM
latest food shortage
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Post by: roseway on February 21, 2007, 12:43:11 PM
caused by the
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Post by: oldfogy on February 21, 2007, 06:47:10 PM
butter mountain melting
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Post by: mr_chris on February 21, 2007, 07:01:59 PM
all over the
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Post by: roseway on February 21, 2007, 07:03:12 PM
Duchy of Cornwall
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Post by: Astral on February 21, 2007, 08:46:28 PM
head office in
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Post by: roseway on February 22, 2007, 07:05:26 AM
Windsor Castle, where
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Post by: oldfogy on February 22, 2007, 02:12:31 PM
people downstairs were
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Post by: roseway on February 22, 2007, 03:22:43 PM
having their dinner
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Post by: oldfogy on February 22, 2007, 03:28:53 PM
of venison and
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Post by: roseway on February 22, 2007, 07:06:02 PM
strawberry jelly trifle
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Post by: oldfogy on February 22, 2007, 07:21:29 PM
not forgetting the
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Post by: kitz on February 22, 2007, 11:01:41 PM
cold custard sauce
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Post by: oldfogy on February 23, 2007, 12:06:28 AM
oozing out of
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Post by: roseway on February 23, 2007, 07:44:06 AM
every orifice in
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Post by: Astral on February 23, 2007, 09:31:56 AM
the foetid imaginings
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Post by: roseway on February 23, 2007, 10:29:52 AM
of the Duke
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Post by: Astral on February 23, 2007, 03:12:19 PM
of Westminster whose
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Post by: roseway on February 23, 2007, 06:52:32 PM
stomach was extremely
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Post by: oldfogy on February 23, 2007, 08:27:46 PM
extended due to
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Post by: roseway on February 24, 2007, 07:37:36 AM
the consumption of
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Post by: mr_chris on February 24, 2007, 10:57:39 AM
vast quantities of
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Post by: roseway on February 24, 2007, 12:49:35 PM
suet pudding with
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Post by: oldfogy on February 24, 2007, 02:10:00 PM
a liberal amount
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Post by: kitz on February 24, 2007, 02:23:56 PM
of tomato sauce
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Post by: Astral on February 24, 2007, 06:41:54 PM
to disguise the
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Post by: oldfogy on February 24, 2007, 10:53:44 PM
disgusting thought of
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Post by: kitz on February 25, 2007, 12:37:03 AM
all the stodge
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Post by: roseway on February 25, 2007, 07:23:01 AM
that was clogging
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Post by: Astral on February 25, 2007, 12:22:52 PM
up their arteries.
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Post by: oldfogy on February 25, 2007, 12:35:24 PM
However, along came
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Post by: roseway on February 25, 2007, 01:27:25 PM
a fairy, who
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Post by: kitz on February 25, 2007, 05:27:36 PM
waved  her magic
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Post by: roseway on February 25, 2007, 06:55:11 PM
carrot, and immediately
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Post by: kitz on February 25, 2007, 08:11:19 PM
the garden flowers
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Post by: oldfogy on February 25, 2007, 08:26:10 PM
began to bloom
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Post by: Astral on February 25, 2007, 09:02:42 PM
even though the
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Post by: kitz on February 26, 2007, 12:39:51 AM
snow was deep
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Post by: roseway on February 26, 2007, 07:46:45 AM
and crisp and
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Post by: Astral on February 26, 2007, 09:10:23 AM
even and the
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Post by: roseway on February 26, 2007, 01:33:49 PM
Good King was
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Post by: kitz on February 28, 2007, 02:18:12 PM
about to look
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Post by: roseway on February 28, 2007, 03:23:41 PM
for a new
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Post by: kitz on February 28, 2007, 04:14:03 PM
gardener who could
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Post by: roseway on February 28, 2007, 06:57:28 PM
make flowers bloom
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Post by: kitz on March 01, 2007, 01:44:17 AM
despite the dreadful
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Post by: roseway on March 01, 2007, 07:26:15 AM
freezing weather which
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Post by: kitz on March 01, 2007, 09:47:05 AM
made poor little
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Post by: roseway on March 01, 2007, 10:36:47 AM
Tiddles catch a
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Post by: kitz on March 01, 2007, 10:41:08 AM
dreadful case of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on March 01, 2007, 12:19:42 PM
weak watery lager
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Post by: roseway on March 01, 2007, 12:53:54 PM
:)

which caused her
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Post by: mr_chris on March 01, 2007, 07:58:55 PM
no end of
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Post by: oldfogy on March 01, 2007, 10:25:19 PM
problems with her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 02, 2007, 07:43:41 AM
whiskers getting wet
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Post by: Astral on March 02, 2007, 09:20:40 AM
and going droopy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 02, 2007, 10:53:32 AM
as she lapped
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Post by: kitz on March 02, 2007, 11:34:59 AM
milk from a
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Post by: oldfogy on March 02, 2007, 01:04:54 PM
magical wishing bowl
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Post by: roseway on March 02, 2007, 01:25:53 PM
and wished that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 02, 2007, 01:59:09 PM
the neighbours dog
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Post by: mr_chris on March 02, 2007, 02:10:55 PM
had been neutered
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Post by: kitz on March 02, 2007, 02:16:57 PM
so that it
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Post by: oldfogy on March 02, 2007, 03:09:12 PM
would stop being
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Post by: roseway on March 02, 2007, 03:58:15 PM
so polite to
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Post by: Astral on March 03, 2007, 07:45:13 PM
passing police constables
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Post by: oldfogy on March 03, 2007, 09:38:02 PM
not to mention
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Post by: roseway on March 04, 2007, 07:39:50 AM
(so we won't)
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Post by: kitz on March 04, 2007, 10:06:06 AM
(but I will)
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Post by: roseway on March 04, 2007, 10:21:24 AM
(go on then)
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Post by: kitz on March 04, 2007, 03:51:05 PM
oh ok then.........
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Post by: oldfogy on March 04, 2007, 04:40:46 PM
It's a secret  :lol:
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Post by: roseway on March 04, 2007, 06:52:07 PM
said Grandpa Womble,
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Post by: kitz on March 04, 2007, 07:58:22 PM
as the little
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Post by: roseway on March 05, 2007, 07:14:58 AM
devil ran between
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Post by: kitz on March 05, 2007, 01:01:15 PM
the trees waving
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Post by: Astral on March 05, 2007, 01:20:21 PM
his underwear over
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Post by: roseway on March 05, 2007, 01:38:14 PM
his head, and
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Post by: Astral on March 05, 2007, 02:30:53 PM
shouting rude words
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Post by: roseway on March 05, 2007, 02:51:20 PM
at passers-by
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Post by: Astral on March 05, 2007, 04:40:32 PM
who retaliate by
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Post by: roseway on March 05, 2007, 06:52:09 PM
throwing handfuls of
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Post by: Astral on March 05, 2007, 07:07:55 PM
putrid pease pudding
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Post by: roseway on March 05, 2007, 07:46:55 PM
at the ducks
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Post by: Astral on March 05, 2007, 10:24:41 PM
who were innocently
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Post by: roseway on March 06, 2007, 07:33:23 AM
waddling by, with
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 10:02:37 AM
not a care
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Post by: roseway on March 06, 2007, 10:21:39 AM
in the world
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 10:58:24 AM
or so they
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Post by: oldfogy on March 06, 2007, 11:28:01 AM
allegedly keep qwacking
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Post by: roseway on March 06, 2007, 11:52:06 AM
when anybody asks
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 12:14:46 PM
which they never
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Post by: roseway on March 06, 2007, 01:25:38 PM
do, because ducks
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 01:40:54 PM
are notoriously fickle
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Post by: roseway on March 06, 2007, 02:45:17 PM
and you can't
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 03:07:13 PM
argue with a
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Post by: kitz on March 06, 2007, 03:14:51 PM
duck on tuesdays
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 05:32:04 PM
without the risk
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Post by: oldfogy on March 06, 2007, 06:49:43 PM
of Kitz's scorn
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Post by: roseway on March 06, 2007, 06:56:05 PM
which is something
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Post by: mr_chris on March 06, 2007, 07:07:13 PM
none of us
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Post by: roseway on March 06, 2007, 07:32:52 PM
want to feel
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Post by: mr_chris on March 06, 2007, 07:36:18 PM
, because hell hath
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 07:44:08 PM
no fury like
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Post by: kitz on March 06, 2007, 10:10:56 PM
a woman with
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Post by: Astral on March 06, 2007, 10:20:42 PM
a bad hair
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Post by: kitz on March 06, 2007, 10:47:26 PM
day when she
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Post by: roseway on March 07, 2007, 07:28:59 AM
takes a dislike
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Post by: Astral on March 07, 2007, 09:32:20 PM
to the weather
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Post by: roseway on March 08, 2007, 07:27:02 AM
and throws a
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Post by: Astral on March 08, 2007, 08:33:15 AM
wobbly about the
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Post by: roseway on March 08, 2007, 10:36:41 AM
state of today's
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Post by: Astral on March 08, 2007, 11:29:47 AM
health provision for
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Post by: roseway on March 08, 2007, 12:35:15 PM
old ladies with
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Post by: Astral on March 08, 2007, 12:52:56 PM
websites to run.



(There may be trouble ahead.....) :angel:
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Post by: roseway on March 08, 2007, 04:12:18 PM
Astral said it Miss, not me Miss. :-X


While all this
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 08, 2007, 06:19:45 PM
was taking place,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 08, 2007, 06:50:35 PM
in Buckingham Palace
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Post by: Astral on March 08, 2007, 06:57:50 PM
state banqueting hall
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Post by: kitz on March 09, 2007, 12:01:24 AM
hmmmm  you cant mean me ...  naw surely not ;)

 :P
-----------------


with solid gold
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Post by: oldfogy on March 09, 2007, 12:49:45 AM
coloured plastic cutlery
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Post by: roseway on March 09, 2007, 07:23:49 AM
the ghost of
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Post by: mr_chris on March 09, 2007, 07:46:57 AM
punctuation, roseway... punctuation!

-----

Christmas past came
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Post by: Astral on March 09, 2007, 09:34:22 AM
through the wall
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Post by: roseway on March 09, 2007, 10:26:54 AM
and bopped Prince


,.;:'"!? [just for Chris - feel free to use any of it as you want :) ]
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Post by: mr_chris on March 09, 2007, 12:20:01 PM
Charming on the


[ Thanks by the way :P ]
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Post by: roseway on March 09, 2007, 12:22:22 PM
nose, so that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 09, 2007, 06:58:05 PM
he started to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 10, 2007, 07:28:57 AM
cry, and his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 10, 2007, 10:04:33 AM
mascara run all
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 10, 2007, 11:27:19 AM
over his shirt
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Post by: kitz on March 10, 2007, 11:50:04 AM
which was not
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Post by: Astral on March 10, 2007, 01:04:00 PM
buttoned up properly
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Post by: roseway on March 10, 2007, 01:08:32 PM
so the mascara
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Post by: Astral on March 10, 2007, 01:14:51 PM
dripped on the
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Post by: roseway on March 10, 2007, 04:31:43 PM
pale white chest
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 10, 2007, 05:14:20 PM
leaving black streaks
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 10, 2007, 06:36:24 PM
which looked silly
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Post by: Astral on March 10, 2007, 06:49:45 PM
when he undressed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 10, 2007, 07:34:15 PM
, which he didn't
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Post by: kitz on March 10, 2007, 07:39:29 PM
because he went
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 10, 2007, 09:05:13 PM
across the road
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 10, 2007, 09:31:11 PM
to visit old
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 10, 2007, 09:35:40 PM
Fogey who was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 10, 2007, 09:56:14 PM
fast asleep in
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Post by: roseway on March 11, 2007, 07:16:57 AM
his rocking chair
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 11, 2007, 11:57:43 AM
with the dog
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Post by: roseway on March 11, 2007, 12:32:01 PM
being sick on

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 11, 2007, 12:44:05 PM
the rug in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 11, 2007, 01:26:15 PM
the conservatory where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 11, 2007, 03:48:35 PM
some guests were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 11, 2007, 07:39:55 PM
eating cheese straws
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Post by: kitz on March 11, 2007, 10:58:40 PM
and salted peanuts
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 11, 2007, 11:29:29 PM
whilst waiting for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 12, 2007, 06:57:18 AM
the new millennium
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Post by: Astral on March 12, 2007, 08:02:57 AM
bridge to stop
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Post by: roseway on March 12, 2007, 09:57:24 AM
wobbling every time

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 12, 2007, 12:43:13 PM
somebody walked over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 12, 2007, 01:21:46 PM
it, to get
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 12, 2007, 01:37:03 PM
to the Tate
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 12, 2007, 06:49:40 PM
Gallery without having
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 12, 2007, 07:26:41 PM
a nauseous incident
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 13, 2007, 07:17:51 AM
resulting in some
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 13, 2007, 08:18:47 AM
extraneous stomach content
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 13, 2007, 10:45:41 AM
being deposited over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 13, 2007, 11:27:06 AM
passing pleasure boats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 13, 2007, 12:39:26 PM
to the annoyance
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 13, 2007, 01:43:22 PM
of the occupants
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Post by: roseway on March 13, 2007, 04:11:51 PM
who were completely
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 13, 2007, 05:19:19 PM
oblivious to the
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Post by: roseway on March 13, 2007, 06:50:02 PM
shower of half-digested
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 13, 2007, 07:23:42 PM
breakfast cereal and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 14, 2007, 07:15:11 AM
moules mariniere with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 14, 2007, 08:33:53 AM
a side order
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on March 14, 2007, 08:52:34 AM
of onion rings
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 14, 2007, 10:03:35 AM
which, when mixed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 14, 2007, 10:20:03 PM
with copious quantities
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 14, 2007, 10:33:04 PM
of tomato sauce
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 15, 2007, 06:55:03 AM
made a horrible
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 15, 2007, 09:32:39 AM
mess all over
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Post by: roseway on March 15, 2007, 11:56:19 AM
the Thames embankment.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 15, 2007, 12:31:11 PM
Further upstream, the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 16, 2007, 07:31:19 AM
river police boat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 16, 2007, 08:08:18 AM
were in pursuit
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Post by: roseway on March 16, 2007, 10:49:34 AM
of a group
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Post by: oldfogy on March 16, 2007, 12:40:51 PM
of green eyed
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Post by: roseway on March 16, 2007, 12:43:23 PM
cats with long
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on March 16, 2007, 12:57:26 PM
ears and bushy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 16, 2007, 03:52:20 PM
tails, and pink
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Post by: kitz on March 16, 2007, 10:11:54 PM
nose that was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 16, 2007, 11:09:16 PM
causing concern among
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 17, 2007, 02:13:41 AM
judges at catworld
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 17, 2007, 07:09:42 AM
because pink noses
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 17, 2007, 10:49:06 AM
are banned on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 17, 2007, 11:00:49 AM
bushy tailed cats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 17, 2007, 11:36:49 AM
during Lent and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 17, 2007, 12:53:01 PM
all other times
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Post by: oldfogy on March 17, 2007, 03:32:23 PM
with the exception
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 17, 2007, 04:04:19 PM
of Christmas Day
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 17, 2007, 04:24:54 PM
during the Queen's
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 17, 2007, 04:45:29 PM
visit to Notty-Ash
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 17, 2007, 06:40:53 PM
where Ken Dodd
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 17, 2007, 07:56:30 PM
was officiating over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 18, 2007, 07:17:40 AM
the tickling stick
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 18, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
of state, which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 18, 2007, 10:01:01 AM
as everyone knows
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 18, 2007, 11:22:45 AM
was stolen by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 18, 2007, 12:42:48 PM
the green goblin
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 18, 2007, 12:50:38 PM
from the treacle
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 18, 2007, 02:42:15 PM
factory, which made
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 18, 2007, 06:11:32 PM
sticky pads for
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Post by: roseway on March 18, 2007, 06:44:01 PM
post-it notes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 18, 2007, 07:01:54 PM
for sweet toothed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 18, 2007, 07:28:16 PM
fairies and hobgoblins
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 18, 2007, 07:31:56 PM
to lick whilst
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 19, 2007, 02:47:50 AM
they had nothing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 19, 2007, 07:02:41 AM
else to do.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 19, 2007, 11:22:35 AM
However, the mice
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 19, 2007, 12:59:49 PM
had other ideas
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 19, 2007, 08:19:03 PM
and decided to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 19, 2007, 08:45:39 PM
trick the cats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 19, 2007, 10:09:08 PM
by putting some
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 19, 2007, 10:38:46 PM
catnip on the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 19, 2007, 10:45:59 PM
the dogs tail
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 19, 2007, 11:04:34 PM
and opening the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 19, 2007, 11:33:30 PM
door to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 20, 2007, 07:24:53 AM
dog's kennel, so
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 20, 2007, 08:13:08 AM
that in the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 20, 2007, 09:58:47 AM
middle of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 20, 2007, 01:32:22 PM
night mayhem would
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 20, 2007, 03:56:13 PM
ensue, and all
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 20, 2007, 05:17:06 PM
the neighbours would
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 20, 2007, 06:52:03 PM
get woken up
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 20, 2007, 08:58:33 PM
and blame Kitz
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 21, 2007, 07:11:10 AM
because her cats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 21, 2007, 07:48:43 AM
are the naughtiest
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 21, 2007, 10:03:12 AM
ones in the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 21, 2007, 10:16:22 AM
North of England!!!
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Post by: roseway on March 21, 2007, 10:53:05 AM
:)

Down south, meanwhile,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 21, 2007, 12:09:51 PM
the trolls were
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Post by: roseway on March 21, 2007, 12:37:09 PM
gathering by the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 21, 2007, 01:03:18 PM
fire in preparation
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on March 21, 2007, 04:39:04 PM
for the mass
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Post by: Astral on March 21, 2007, 06:02:37 PM
spamming of Roseway's
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 21, 2007, 06:58:14 PM
ham sandwiches, because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 21, 2007, 07:25:36 PM
Spam Fritters are
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 21, 2007, 07:29:27 PM
a northern delicacy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 21, 2007, 07:39:13 PM
not appreciated by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 22, 2007, 07:43:48 AM
the more cultured
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 22, 2007, 08:34:17 AM
and effete denizens
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 22, 2007, 11:36:39 AM
:)

of the Midlands
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Post by: Astral on March 22, 2007, 12:12:28 PM
gastronomic community. Back
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 22, 2007, 02:51:30 PM
in Sheffield, the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 22, 2007, 02:57:59 PM
dark satanic mills
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 22, 2007, 04:13:14 PM
were getting darker
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Post by: kitz on March 22, 2007, 06:39:33 PM
(my cats are very well behaved thankyou - well most of the time :) )


by the minute
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 22, 2007, 07:05:07 PM
:)

and tourists were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 22, 2007, 07:53:18 PM
off to scunthorpe
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 22, 2007, 08:35:26 PM
for their annual
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Post by: kitz on March 22, 2007, 08:49:45 PM
lmao - just noticed the forum sensor and sc unthorpe

paddle in the

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 22, 2007, 09:24:24 PM
stagnant lake near
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 22, 2007, 10:48:53 PM
the park which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 22, 2007, 10:55:27 PM
was adjacent to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 22, 2007, 11:07:46 PM
the sewage farm  ^-^
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 22, 2007, 11:09:17 PM
which stuck when
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 22, 2007, 11:12:17 PM
oldfogys' vindaloo was


(Oo I love these emails)  :hug:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 23, 2007, 12:57:41 AM
being flushed down
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 23, 2007, 01:10:23 AM
with a bottle  :drink:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 23, 2007, 01:12:15 AM
of grandmas apple
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 23, 2007, 07:14:26 AM
brandy, a concoction
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 23, 2007, 09:26:43 AM
that would need
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 23, 2007, 10:04:17 AM
a strong constitution
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 23, 2007, 10:04:37 AM
to be able
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Post by: Astral on March 23, 2007, 10:36:18 AM
to digest sufficiently
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 23, 2007, 10:36:41 AM
so as not
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 23, 2007, 10:37:25 AM
disgrace oneself by
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Post by: kitz on March 23, 2007, 10:37:53 AM
throwing up over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 23, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
Grandma's new carpet.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 23, 2007, 02:41:56 PM
Is that a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 23, 2007, 03:10:11 PM
record, she said,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 23, 2007, 04:04:54 PM
expecting the answer
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 23, 2007, 04:36:02 PM
to be in
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Post by: Astral on March 23, 2007, 04:59:40 PM
broken English because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 23, 2007, 06:40:45 PM
her companion was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 12:00:44 AM
from Outer Mongolia
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 07:20:27 AM
but in fact
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 11:09:06 AM
spoke perfect patois
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Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 11:25:15 AM
whereas Granny spoke
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Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 12:09:46 PM
an obscure dialect
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Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 12:33:07 PM
of northern English :)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 12:58:34 PM
mixed with a
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Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 01:06:39 PM
hint of Cornish
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Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 01:43:12 PM
ice cream with
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Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 03:47:25 PM
a dash of
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Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 04:14:23 PM
chocolate sauce and
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Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 04:23:27 PM
a cherry on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on March 24, 2007, 04:31:36 PM
top with a
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Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 04:57:21 PM
sprinking of chopped
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Post by: oldfogy on March 24, 2007, 05:57:14 PM
almonds, however, back
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 06:45:31 PM
at Grandma's house
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Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 06:52:47 PM
the funeral directors
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 06:59:18 PM
were preparing for
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Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 07:13:18 PM
the laying out
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 24, 2007, 07:29:21 PM
of the lawn
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Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 07:32:43 PM
at the bottom
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 08:12:04 PM
of the garden.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 08:30:06 PM
This is where
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Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 08:54:02 PM
the story gets
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 08:56:25 PM
really confusing because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 10:06:07 PM
unbeknown to Eric
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 10:31:28 PM
astral had hidden
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 24, 2007, 11:14:45 PM
Kitz's lace knickers
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Post by: kitz on March 24, 2007, 11:17:40 PM
in old fogys
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 24, 2007, 11:43:07 PM
dirty washing basket  :P
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 25, 2007, 07:51:27 AM
but Eric knew
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 25, 2007, 12:22:51 PM
something was wrong
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 25, 2007, 02:39:14 PM
because oldfogys' housemaid
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 25, 2007, 03:18:50 PM
had told him
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 25, 2007, 03:39:07 PM
that she refused
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 25, 2007, 04:22:42 PM
to wash any
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 25, 2007, 04:56:25 PM
frilly things belonging
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 25, 2007, 06:45:46 PM
a cat lover
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 25, 2007, 07:45:36 PM
because her alergy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 26, 2007, 02:57:35 AM
would bring out
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 26, 2007, 03:12:28 AM
all hot and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 26, 2007, 08:17:44 AM
shivery before lunch.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 26, 2007, 09:56:37 AM
"What's the point?"
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 26, 2007, 10:47:13 AM
Asked the policeman
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 26, 2007, 01:06:27 PM
when granny told
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 26, 2007, 03:33:15 PM
him that Noddy
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Post by: roseway on March 26, 2007, 03:48:09 PM
was a closet
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 26, 2007, 04:14:47 PM
queen who liked
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 26, 2007, 06:48:20 PM
to parade himself
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 26, 2007, 11:09:50 PM
in front of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 27, 2007, 02:09:27 AM
a long tall
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 27, 2007, 07:23:21 AM
stranger, who would
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 27, 2007, 08:44:36 AM
run away screaming
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 27, 2007, 09:32:28 AM
waving his hands
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 27, 2007, 10:07:47 AM
in the air
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 27, 2007, 11:29:15 AM
and shouting "Mercy!"
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 27, 2007, 12:14:31 PM
Bigears said, "Well
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 27, 2007, 12:39:35 PM
Noddy, it's all
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 27, 2007, 12:47:11 PM
a bad dream
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 27, 2007, 12:59:32 PM
and you should
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 27, 2007, 01:28:41 PM
take heed of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 27, 2007, 03:07:26 PM
what oldfogy says
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 27, 2007, 06:57:33 PM
and never go
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 27, 2007, 07:05:26 PM
alone to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 27, 2007, 07:31:18 PM
woods at night
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 27, 2007, 08:29:52 PM
when the moon
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Post by: kitz on March 27, 2007, 10:42:50 PM
was full and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 28, 2007, 12:49:48 AM
a wind from
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Post by: roseway on March 28, 2007, 07:48:11 AM
Siberia is blowing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 28, 2007, 01:13:09 PM
across the North
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Post by: kitz on March 28, 2007, 02:42:54 PM
sea towards the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 28, 2007, 03:30:57 PM
Cheshire Plain where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 28, 2007, 03:38:03 PM
the grass grew
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 28, 2007, 04:30:04 PM
tall, and the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 28, 2007, 04:41:20 PM
field mice played
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 28, 2007, 05:56:02 PM
pan pipes to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 28, 2007, 06:39:43 PM
the watching tourists
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 28, 2007, 08:43:06 PM
who cheered them
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on March 28, 2007, 10:26:08 PM
up with their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 28, 2007, 10:26:48 PM
smiley happy faces
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 28, 2007, 10:56:40 PM
soon found out
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 28, 2007, 11:05:06 PM
that the cat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 29, 2007, 12:54:10 AM
was just a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 29, 2007, 07:41:34 AM
cardboard cutout, and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 29, 2007, 08:37:12 AM
the cheese was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 29, 2007, 09:38:17 AM
coloured polystyrene, but
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 29, 2007, 10:40:20 AM
in spite of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 29, 2007, 11:35:53 AM
all this they
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 29, 2007, 11:50:03 AM
[I think I'm losing the will to live, with the length of this sentence :) ]

ran around screaming
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 29, 2007, 04:06:13 PM
Please sir can
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 29, 2007, 04:34:39 PM
the sentence come
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 29, 2007, 04:59:19 PM
back to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on March 29, 2007, 05:44:20 PM
realms of normality
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 29, 2007, 06:28:54 PM
uncle Orinoco replied  8)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 29, 2007, 06:57:41 PM
and thus the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 29, 2007, 07:04:36 PM
sentence ended. At
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 29, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
[Thank gawd]

the same time,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 29, 2007, 08:54:42 PM
in the nearby
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 29, 2007, 11:29:28 PM
Tardis, the doctor
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 30, 2007, 07:34:06 AM
was attempting to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 30, 2007, 11:35:44 AM
bump start the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 30, 2007, 12:42:36 PM
time machine, which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 30, 2007, 01:07:34 PM
had stalled at
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 30, 2007, 04:05:05 PM
every previous attempt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 30, 2007, 04:07:31 PM
to get to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 30, 2007, 06:55:27 PM
the 25th century
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 30, 2007, 07:17:04 PM
when Kitz suggested
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 30, 2007, 11:28:53 PM
using laxatives to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 31, 2007, 07:43:27 AM
clear the exhaust
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 31, 2007, 10:43:21 AM
ports and restore
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 31, 2007, 11:49:43 AM
efficient operation. However,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 31, 2007, 11:56:22 AM
unbeknown to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 31, 2007, 01:25:35 PM
Time Lords, Kitz
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 31, 2007, 02:54:08 PM
was hiding behind
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on March 31, 2007, 03:11:28 PM
a super-duper invisible
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 31, 2007, 03:31:54 PM
police phone box
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 31, 2007, 03:55:58 PM
made to look
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 31, 2007, 04:37:17 PM
like a tree
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on March 31, 2007, 06:23:40 PM
covered mountain range,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on March 31, 2007, 06:53:10 PM
which was ideal
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on March 31, 2007, 11:24:00 PM
camouflage when it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 01, 2007, 01:05:32 AM
was summer, but
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2007, 01:11:49 AM
didnt work if
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 01, 2007, 01:16:59 AM
there was snow
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 01, 2007, 07:30:17 AM
because the reflections
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 01, 2007, 08:53:04 AM
caused disturbances in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2007, 11:07:47 AM
in the ozone
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 01, 2007, 11:12:10 AM
layer, resulting in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2007, 01:48:37 PM
green coloured clouds
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 01, 2007, 02:04:01 PM
the same as,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 01, 2007, 03:03:34 PM
but different from,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 01, 2007, 08:04:18 PM
the blue coloured
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2007, 08:55:01 PM
trees that grew
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: soms on April 01, 2007, 09:15:12 PM
in blackpool town
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 01, 2007, 09:36:22 PM
on the roundabout
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2007, 09:36:59 PM
near to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 01, 2007, 09:39:01 PM
station car park
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2007, 09:41:35 PM
where old Mrs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 01, 2007, 09:46:55 PM
Hubbard kept her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 01, 2007, 10:00:37 PM
spare bones for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 02, 2007, 07:18:25 AM
feeding the dogs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 02, 2007, 08:23:48 AM
when there was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 02, 2007, 08:45:52 AM
a huge explosion
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 02, 2007, 09:17:24 AM
only to discover
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 02, 2007, 09:22:52 AM
that it was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 02, 2007, 09:27:07 AM
in fact the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 02, 2007, 01:09:04 PM
effect of curry
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 02, 2007, 03:26:32 PM
powder and nitric
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 02, 2007, 03:34:06 PM
acid reacting to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 02, 2007, 04:02:04 PM
being shaken violently.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 02, 2007, 04:13:24 PM
While this was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 02, 2007, 06:10:42 PM
going on, the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 02, 2007, 06:44:17 PM
three younger wombles
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 02, 2007, 07:02:38 PM
gathered up their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 03, 2007, 12:52:08 AM
Petticoats and started
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 03, 2007, 08:03:56 AM
to dance in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 03, 2007, 08:18:10 AM
formation to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 03, 2007, 08:59:06 AM
sound of music
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 03, 2007, 10:56:11 AM
where the hills
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on April 03, 2007, 12:14:00 PM
are alive and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 03, 2007, 12:27:51 PM
Julie Andrews is
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Post by: Astral on April 03, 2007, 10:34:31 PM
Queen of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 04, 2007, 07:20:31 AM
Austrian Alps. The
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 04, 2007, 01:45:22 PM
princess however is
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 04, 2007, 03:27:12 PM
called Kitz, and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 04, 2007, 04:37:21 PM
she has a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 04, 2007, 05:16:59 PM
sense of humour
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 04, 2007, 06:44:18 PM
which is sometimes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 04, 2007, 08:40:21 PM
very warped which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 04, 2007, 10:00:53 PM
causes no end
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 04, 2007, 10:57:48 PM
of problems with
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Post by: Astral on April 04, 2007, 11:02:51 PM
the moderators of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 04, 2007, 11:08:35 PM
the oddballs forum
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 04, 2007, 11:14:19 PM
which she presides
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 05, 2007, 07:31:41 AM
over with an
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 05, 2007, 08:05:21 AM
animal friendly policy.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 05, 2007, 09:50:26 AM
where cruelty to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 05, 2007, 09:57:43 AM
moderators is not
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on April 05, 2007, 09:59:47 AM
discouraged and certainly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 05, 2007, 10:24:04 AM
increases the fun
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 05, 2007, 10:34:19 AM
for those who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 05, 2007, 10:53:07 AM
have a warped
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 05, 2007, 11:02:15 AM
and twisted mind
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 05, 2007, 11:28:08 AM
unlike those who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 05, 2007, 02:32:04 PM
live a quiet
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 05, 2007, 05:19:50 PM
life, just like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 05, 2007, 06:53:39 PM
the moderators here
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 05, 2007, 11:32:19 PM
on this forum.



(Whew! I was running out of breath)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 06, 2007, 07:12:42 AM
In the next
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 06, 2007, 10:23:45 AM
village down the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 06, 2007, 10:51:33 AM
twisty little lane
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Post by: kitz on April 06, 2007, 01:36:56 PM
and underneath the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 06, 2007, 02:28:58 PM
railway bridge which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 06, 2007, 07:17:01 PM
was blackened with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 06, 2007, 09:55:02 PM
years of soot,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 07, 2007, 01:38:23 AM
whach had come
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 07, 2007, 07:26:30 AM
from factory chimneys
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 07, 2007, 09:50:54 AM
where they made
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 07, 2007, 10:40:06 AM
black pudding sausages
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 07, 2007, 11:09:54 AM
which were a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 07, 2007, 11:13:10 AM
delicacy savoured by
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Post by: roseway on April 07, 2007, 12:43:26 PM
unsophisticated northerners who

[Edit: thought I'd better add a smiley, just in case -  :D :D :D ]
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 07, 2007, 05:49:48 PM
knew no better
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 07, 2007, 06:42:39 PM
because they had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 07, 2007, 06:56:57 PM
not been to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 08, 2007, 07:14:11 AM
the right sort
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 08, 2007, 09:08:15 AM
of finishing school
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 08, 2007, 11:03:15 AM
and didn't learn
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 08, 2007, 02:23:17 PM
the magical art
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 08, 2007, 03:40:10 PM
of holding cutlery
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Post by: Astral on April 08, 2007, 10:45:04 PM
in their teeth
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 09, 2007, 09:49:35 AM
while discussing the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 09, 2007, 09:57:23 AM
finer points of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 09, 2007, 12:36:24 PM
keeping elbows off
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 09, 2007, 12:38:43 PM
the table. In
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 09, 2007, 12:43:59 PM
the dining room
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 09, 2007, 01:47:06 PM
the butler was
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Post by: roseway on April 09, 2007, 02:51:18 PM
polishing the cutlery
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 09, 2007, 04:04:22 PM
in-between slurps of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 09, 2007, 06:46:51 PM
vintage port, and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 09, 2007, 07:02:03 PM
Newcastle Brown ale
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 09, 2007, 07:05:20 PM
which made him
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 09, 2007, 08:15:09 PM
a little nauseous
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 10, 2007, 07:13:41 AM
with the result
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Post by: Astral on April 10, 2007, 08:34:36 AM
that he threw
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Post by: kitz on April 10, 2007, 10:23:22 AM
(hmmm  okay think weve done the throw up story before (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotionless.co.uk%2Femotes%2Fb%2Fpuke2.gif&hash=7642e518fbdc56df5e4249bf8f097414))

 :D

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away the cat's
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 10, 2007, 10:33:48 AM
dinner and put
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 10, 2007, 12:34:38 PM
down the best
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 10, 2007, 12:43:04 PM
fois gras instead
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 10, 2007, 01:35:24 PM
but the cat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 10, 2007, 03:04:53 PM
preferred second hand
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 10, 2007, 08:07:22 PM
cheap canned cat
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Post by: Astral on April 10, 2007, 09:51:27 PM
food with gravy.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 11, 2007, 07:16:37 AM
The butler thought
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 11, 2007, 08:26:59 AM
that a change
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 11, 2007, 09:36:28 AM
was as good
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 11, 2007, 12:31:43 PM
as a rest
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 11, 2007, 01:24:05 PM
but the cat
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Post by: oldfogy on April 11, 2007, 01:37:03 PM
thought differently, especially
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 11, 2007, 02:14:13 PM
when he was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 11, 2007, 03:40:36 PM
moulting all over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 11, 2007, 10:46:30 PM
his Tripe'n Onion  8)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 12, 2007, 07:02:43 AM
vindaloo, which caused
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 12, 2007, 08:45:25 AM
great consternation in
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Post by: roseway on April 12, 2007, 11:25:52 AM
the Kitz household
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 12, 2007, 11:44:27 AM
and had repercussions
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Post by: roseway on April 12, 2007, 12:01:36 PM
over a wide
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 12, 2007, 12:04:50 PM
area of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 12, 2007, 12:49:09 PM
Canadian Rockies. However,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 12, 2007, 01:13:17 PM
by good fortune
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 12, 2007, 03:24:46 PM
in Montreal some
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 12, 2007, 03:43:14 PM
cattle rustlers were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 12, 2007, 06:51:06 PM
eating their dinner
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 12, 2007, 07:53:35 PM
of bean stew
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Post by: roseway on April 13, 2007, 07:22:13 AM
with Tia Maria
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Post by: Astral on April 13, 2007, 08:32:17 AM
and Baileys sauce
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Post by: roseway on April 13, 2007, 04:08:07 PM
which was very
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 13, 2007, 10:15:49 PM
soporific but flatulence
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 14, 2007, 07:35:35 AM
was a problem
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 14, 2007, 08:19:10 AM
because it kept
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 14, 2007, 11:32:27 AM
making their tent
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 14, 2007, 11:50:29 AM
flap about wildly.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 14, 2007, 06:51:37 PM
Because of this,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 14, 2007, 07:00:26 PM
the Special Branch
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 14, 2007, 07:23:28 PM
of the oak
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 14, 2007, 07:35:35 PM
leaf chapter of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 15, 2007, 07:18:49 AM
the local masonic
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 15, 2007, 10:08:32 AM
order of buffalos
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 15, 2007, 01:06:42 PM
was dancing in
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Post by: oldfogy on April 15, 2007, 01:28:24 PM
harmony around the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 15, 2007, 03:18:35 PM
camp fire, when
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 15, 2007, 05:04:59 PM
Along Came Joe (sweet talkin' Joe blah blah blah)  :lol:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 15, 2007, 06:47:01 PM
:)

who unfortunately trapped
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 15, 2007, 07:16:36 PM
trapped his little
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 15, 2007, 07:20:59 PM
little toe in :)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 15, 2007, 07:26:21 PM
inextricably in a  :-[
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 16, 2007, 12:31:34 AM
most excruciating agonising
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 16, 2007, 06:47:57 AM
vice-like grip
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 16, 2007, 07:50:21 AM
somewhat akin to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 16, 2007, 01:28:21 PM
squeezing the family
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 16, 2007, 05:14:43 PM
jewels. When along
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 16, 2007, 06:52:24 PM
came an old
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 16, 2007, 09:29:00 PM
fogy bearing gifts
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 16, 2007, 10:18:19 PM
which any fool
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 17, 2007, 08:07:55 AM
should know better
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 17, 2007, 08:51:18 AM
than to accept
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 17, 2007, 09:50:09 AM
but there's one
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 17, 2007, 10:11:29 AM
person daft enough
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 17, 2007, 11:01:28 AM
to believe anything
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 17, 2007, 12:26:46 PM
that he is
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 17, 2007, 12:39:51 PM
told, and that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 17, 2007, 12:58:59 PM
person is called
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 17, 2007, 01:19:05 PM
by the nickname
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 17, 2007, 03:30:11 PM
which everyone knows
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 17, 2007, 03:42:00 PM
is an anagram
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 17, 2007, 04:02:30 PM
for west street

(work it out )
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 17, 2007, 08:22:43 PM
(still thinking...)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 17, 2007, 08:45:22 PM
(Thank goodness for that, Eric! I thought I was just being particularly slow today. :-[ Do you suppose Kitz knows what an anagram is? [sound of running footsteps receeding into distance])
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 17, 2007, 10:03:25 PM

Quote
person called.. by the nickname... which everyone knows.. is an anagram... for west street

damn thought I was being clever by trying to come up with a name which was an anagram.

west street =
stew tester
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 17, 2007, 10:19:43 PM
the notorious Stew
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 17, 2007, 11:57:38 PM
was a bit
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on April 18, 2007, 01:41:52 AM
before my time
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 18, 2007, 02:43:55 AM
and therefore very
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 18, 2007, 07:40:47 AM
difficult to decrypt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 08:13:47 AM
without the use
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 18, 2007, 09:49:14 AM
of a code
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 10:18:41 AM
known only to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 18, 2007, 10:31:16 AM
those who had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 18, 2007, 10:57:44 AM
been initiated into
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 18, 2007, 12:31:53 PM
the dark art
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 12:34:50 PM
of reverse binary
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 18, 2007, 12:40:54 PM
logic with hexadecimal
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 01:02:00 PM
linguistic neural programming
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 18, 2007, 02:25:33 PM
for insane robots
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 02:32:39 PM
at the University
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 18, 2007, 03:00:10 PM
of hard knocks
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 18, 2007, 03:02:53 PM
where everyone must
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 18, 2007, 03:05:59 PM
be prepared to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 03:34:02 PM
knuckle down to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 18, 2007, 06:41:41 PM
do their duty
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 07:16:21 PM
under pain of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 18, 2007, 07:19:59 PM
a hard smack
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 18, 2007, 07:50:34 PM
on the nose.



(And on that note, let's take a breath)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 19, 2007, 07:33:01 AM
While this was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 19, 2007, 08:40:33 AM
going on, the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 19, 2007, 10:19:28 AM
residents of Northampton
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 19, 2007, 11:14:44 AM
were having fun
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 19, 2007, 12:38:12 PM
with Morris dancing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 19, 2007, 12:56:30 PM
around the old
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 19, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
flagpole in the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 19, 2007, 07:42:26 PM
town square, where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 19, 2007, 08:42:08 PM
the pigeons liked
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 19, 2007, 09:32:31 PM
strut about among
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 20, 2007, 07:50:56 AM
the assembled throng
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 20, 2007, 07:54:40 AM
of Latvian tourists
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 20, 2007, 09:28:53 AM
who didn't like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 20, 2007, 10:11:27 AM
the way the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 20, 2007, 10:42:48 AM
dancers waved their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 20, 2007, 10:10:12 PM
pompoms at the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 21, 2007, 07:34:54 AM
watching crowds of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 21, 2007, 10:26:32 AM
Manchester United supporters
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 21, 2007, 10:55:38 AM
whose colourful scarves
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 21, 2007, 10:57:42 AM
and runny noses
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 21, 2007, 12:40:54 PM
were a delightful
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 21, 2007, 01:02:35 PM
counterpoint to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 21, 2007, 04:24:23 PM
Morris dancers' blue
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 21, 2007, 05:47:04 PM
veins and hairy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 21, 2007, 06:58:39 PM
legs, which glistened
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 21, 2007, 10:11:30 PM
with Vaseline and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 22, 2007, 07:32:56 AM
black net stockings
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on April 22, 2007, 07:33:57 AM
whilst their bells
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on April 22, 2007, 10:26:51 AM
rang out merrily
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Post by: Astral on April 22, 2007, 11:05:25 AM
wakening the dead
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Post by: roseway on April 22, 2007, 02:58:35 PM
from their deep
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Post by: Astral on April 22, 2007, 06:33:12 PM
deep slumber under
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Post by: roseway on April 22, 2007, 06:40:09 PM
the railway arches
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Post by: Astral on April 22, 2007, 07:25:33 PM
on the other
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Post by: roseway on April 22, 2007, 07:31:15 PM
side of the
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Post by: Astral on April 22, 2007, 07:52:17 PM
canal basin by
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Post by: kitz on April 23, 2007, 12:57:41 AM
the mucky duck
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Post by: roseway on April 23, 2007, 06:56:08 AM
pub, whose garish
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Post by: Astral on April 23, 2007, 08:31:42 AM
neon signs reflected
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Post by: kitz on April 23, 2007, 09:49:31 AM
the red lights
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Post by: roseway on April 23, 2007, 09:57:16 AM
of the local
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Post by: Astral on April 23, 2007, 10:15:37 AM
bordello and convenience
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Post by: roseway on April 23, 2007, 01:19:24 PM
store, which sold
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Post by: kitz on April 23, 2007, 01:59:04 PM
all sorts of
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Post by: Astral on April 23, 2007, 02:28:10 PM
weird and wonderful
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Post by: roseway on April 23, 2007, 03:31:24 PM
gadgets for strange
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Post by: Astral on April 23, 2007, 10:32:57 PM
people to use
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Post by: kitz on April 23, 2007, 10:54:25 PM
to help them
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Post by: Astral on April 23, 2007, 11:04:14 PM
get over their
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Post by: roseway on April 24, 2007, 07:38:05 AM
frequent hangovers, caused
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Post by: mr_chris on April 24, 2007, 08:30:24 AM
by drinking large
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Post by: Astral on April 24, 2007, 08:38:18 AM
quantites of industrial
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Post by: roseway on April 24, 2007, 10:14:39 AM
methylated spirits mixed
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Post by: kitz on April 24, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
do not mention meths - my quote of "I prefer white spirit to turps substitute" cracked chris up in Focus on sunday as it was  :-X

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with a small
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Post by: roseway on April 24, 2007, 03:16:57 PM
Well, you're right; white spirit does taste better :)

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quantity of Pimms
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Post by: Astral on April 24, 2007, 07:52:13 PM
served in a
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Post by: oldfogy on April 24, 2007, 10:23:15 PM
Well, you're right; white spirit does taste better :)
Especially when it's called Bacardi or Manufactured by Wray & Nephew  :lol:

cut glass tumbler
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Post by: roseway on April 25, 2007, 07:50:14 AM
and topped with
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Post by: Astral on April 25, 2007, 08:28:29 AM
all manner of
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Post by: roseway on April 25, 2007, 11:03:02 AM
revolting and inedible
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Post by: Astral on April 25, 2007, 11:44:38 AM
fruit and vegetables.

(Pause for breath!)
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Post by: roseway on April 25, 2007, 12:47:39 PM
:)

The Mister Men
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Post by: kitz on April 25, 2007, 01:18:19 PM
were having a
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Post by: roseway on April 25, 2007, 01:25:09 PM
party in the
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Post by: kitz on April 25, 2007, 01:29:33 PM
park under the
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Post by: Astral on April 25, 2007, 01:35:31 PM
spreading chestnut trees
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Post by: roseway on April 25, 2007, 02:33:10 PM
when a squirrel
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Post by: Astral on April 25, 2007, 05:23:52 PM
dropped a spiky
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Post by: kitz on April 25, 2007, 05:33:20 PM
chestnut on the

[edit - on 2nd thoughts should that be conker?)
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Post by: Astral on April 25, 2007, 05:46:41 PM
head of Mr



(I originally was thinking of sweet chestnut trees, but I suppose sweet chestnuts are spiny, rather than spikey like a horse chestnut. Doubtless Professor Roseway will have a view on this important matter. ;))
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Post by: oldfogy on April 26, 2007, 12:58:29 AM
Gates which woke
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Post by: roseway on April 26, 2007, 07:09:19 AM
him from his


(A conker would hurt more)
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Post by: kitz on April 26, 2007, 08:45:18 AM
dreams of taking
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Post by: Astral on April 26, 2007, 09:03:33 AM
over the world





(I don't remember Bill being in my Mr Men books!)
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Post by: roseway on April 26, 2007, 09:39:28 AM
and turned him


(He gets everywhere)
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Post by: kitz on April 26, 2007, 09:40:15 AM
heh - me neither -  its all fiction anyhow  ;D

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into a multi-

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Post by: mr_chris on April 26, 2007, 10:18:11 AM
storey car park
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Post by: roseway on April 26, 2007, 07:07:36 PM
which cost an
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Post by: Astral on April 26, 2007, 10:51:04 PM
absolute fortune to
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Post by: kitz on April 26, 2007, 11:06:19 PM
ensure that there
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Post by: Astral on April 26, 2007, 11:15:56 PM
enough ticket machines
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Post by: roseway on April 27, 2007, 07:25:31 AM
 :-X

for everyone to
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Post by: Astral on April 27, 2007, 07:47:00 AM
lose all their



Oops! "were" :-[
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Post by: kitz on April 27, 2007, 09:17:12 AM
spare change that
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Post by: roseway on April 27, 2007, 11:31:43 AM
they had saved
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Post by: kitz on April 27, 2007, 12:14:23 PM
up over the
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Post by: roseway on April 27, 2007, 12:54:52 PM
years leading up
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Post by: kitz on April 27, 2007, 12:59:17 PM
to when their
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Post by: roseway on April 27, 2007, 01:18:24 PM
minds finally went
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Post by: mr_chris on April 27, 2007, 05:06:38 PM
as mad as
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Post by: roseway on April 27, 2007, 06:50:07 PM
Jonathan Ross. However,
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Post by: Astral on April 27, 2007, 10:00:30 PM
unbeknown to the
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Post by: mr_chris on April 28, 2007, 12:05:20 AM
wascawwy wittle cwetins,
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Post by: oldfogy on April 28, 2007, 01:38:53 AM
Chris Tarrent said
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Post by: roseway on April 28, 2007, 07:17:29 AM
[I liked your JR impression, Chris :) ]

that he would
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Post by: kitz on April 28, 2007, 09:48:10 AM
like to phone
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Post by: mr_chris on April 28, 2007, 11:44:13 AM
a friend of
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Post by: kitz on April 28, 2007, 12:26:02 PM
his so that
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Post by: roseway on April 28, 2007, 12:36:02 PM
he could arrange
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Post by: kitz on April 28, 2007, 01:39:42 PM
to borrow some
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Post by: roseway on April 28, 2007, 04:12:05 PM
green wellies for
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Post by: kitz on April 28, 2007, 05:58:08 PM
when he went
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Post by: roseway on April 28, 2007, 06:39:47 PM
into the mud
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Post by: kitz on April 28, 2007, 06:40:17 PM
where the pigs
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Post by: roseway on April 28, 2007, 07:17:31 PM
were rooting about
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 28, 2007, 07:25:47 PM
looking for some
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Post by: Astral on April 29, 2007, 12:37:00 AM
black truffles to
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 01:15:37 AM
eat with their
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Post by: Astral on April 29, 2007, 01:26:31 AM
champagne cocktails and
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 01:39:46 AM
rotting old veggies
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Post by: oldfogy on April 29, 2007, 01:47:47 AM
but alas, only
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 02:16:59 AM
the baby piglets
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Post by: roseway on April 29, 2007, 07:08:53 AM
had any success
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 09:16:41 AM
 in finding the
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Post by: Astral on April 29, 2007, 09:32:19 AM
delicious morsels of
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Post by: roseway on April 29, 2007, 09:48:31 AM
smelly fungus which
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 10:05:50 AM
the pigs like
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Post by: Astral on April 29, 2007, 10:30:39 AM
roll around in
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 10:33:59 AM
to keep their
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Post by: Astral on April 29, 2007, 11:28:57 AM
skin soft and
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 11:42:05 AM
protected from the
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Post by: Astral on April 29, 2007, 12:05:57 PM
effects of sun
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Post by: roseway on April 29, 2007, 12:39:47 PM
wind and rain
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Post by: oldfogy on April 29, 2007, 01:01:27 PM
not to mention
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 01:23:53 PM
radiation  from the
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Post by: oldfogy on April 29, 2007, 01:29:41 PM
I said "not to mention" radiation  from the :lol:

local nuclear power
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Post by: kitz on April 29, 2007, 01:31:24 PM
lol

station which was
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Post by: oldfogy on April 29, 2007, 01:34:15 PM
back of Kitzs'
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Post by: roseway on April 29, 2007, 03:39:13 PM
cats' home, which
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Post by: oldfogy on April 29, 2007, 03:53:12 PM
which has some
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Post by: roseway on April 29, 2007, 07:10:50 PM
interesting fluorescent behaviour
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on April 30, 2007, 11:26:32 AM
which is quite
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Post by: roseway on April 30, 2007, 12:50:07 PM
pretty to look
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Post by: oldfogy on April 30, 2007, 03:49:45 PM
at. Back at
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Post by: roseway on April 30, 2007, 04:13:54 PM
the madhouse, mr_chris
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Post by: Astral on April 30, 2007, 10:01:20 PM
was tuning his
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Post by: mr_chris on April 30, 2007, 11:38:28 PM
banjo string  :-\ , when
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Post by: kitz on April 30, 2007, 11:51:16 PM
it broke causing......





(clarifies that chris has just played banjo in Throughly Modern Millie for the past week)
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Post by: roseway on May 01, 2007, 07:08:44 AM
a severe injury


(Does he play the ukulele as well? George Formby reincarnated :D )
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Post by: Astral on May 01, 2007, 08:13:21 AM
to his manicured
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Post by: roseway on May 01, 2007, 09:48:00 AM
toenails, leaving several
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Post by: Astral on May 01, 2007, 08:54:29 PM
deep gashes in
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Post by: kitz on May 01, 2007, 11:46:51 PM
his hands and
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Post by: roseway on May 02, 2007, 07:08:53 AM
feet, causing a
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Post by: Astral on May 02, 2007, 08:47:11 AM
trail of blood
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Post by: roseway on May 02, 2007, 10:00:13 AM
across the carpet
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Post by: Astral on May 02, 2007, 10:18:49 AM
and up the
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Post by: roseway on May 02, 2007, 12:31:01 PM
stairs to the
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Post by: Astral on May 02, 2007, 01:05:55 PM
bathroom where he
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Post by: roseway on May 02, 2007, 06:41:36 PM
threw up comprehensively
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Post by: kitz on May 02, 2007, 07:34:44 PM
(I worry about you guys sometimes)  :D

until he couldn't
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Post by: Astral on May 02, 2007, 10:01:26 PM
wretch any more.


(Poor Mr Chris, thought I'd better give the lad a break)
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Post by: kitz on May 02, 2007, 11:37:01 PM
So he decided
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Post by: mr_chris on May 03, 2007, 12:14:27 AM
to get drunk

(after all that, I think I deserve it :P oh, and thank you Astral for ending my suffering!! lol )
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Post by: roseway on May 03, 2007, 07:26:28 AM
which caused another >:D
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 03, 2007, 09:44:05 AM
bout of biliousness
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 03, 2007, 10:20:54 AM
and gave him
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 03, 2007, 10:23:49 AM
severe cramps in
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Post by: roseway on May 03, 2007, 10:38:14 AM
the stomach, resulting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 03, 2007, 10:40:18 AM
in the need
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 03, 2007, 12:55:46 PM
for another visit
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 03, 2007, 05:26:26 PM
to the local
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 03, 2007, 07:03:47 PM
public lavatory, where
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Post by: Astral on May 03, 2007, 08:04:59 PM
the janitor was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 03, 2007, 10:28:43 PM
just about to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 03, 2007, 10:58:35 PM
hose down the
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Post by: kitz on May 03, 2007, 10:59:36 PM
toilets because someone
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on May 03, 2007, 11:44:02 PM
by the name
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 03, 2007, 11:54:34 PM
of old fogy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 04, 2007, 06:51:43 AM
who liked curry
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Post by: Astral on May 04, 2007, 08:41:09 AM
washed down with
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Post by: kitz on May 04, 2007, 08:46:37 AM
a pint of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 04, 2007, 09:47:07 AM
Grenadine followed by
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Post by: roseway on May 04, 2007, 09:55:46 AM
a large Guinness
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Post by: Astral on May 04, 2007, 10:16:32 AM
and absinthe cocktail
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 04, 2007, 11:14:36 AM
had deposited the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 04, 2007, 11:23:27 AM
contents of his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 04, 2007, 03:51:39 PM
trouser pockets over
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Post by: Astral on May 04, 2007, 04:01:07 PM
the wash basins
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Post by: roseway on May 04, 2007, 06:46:56 PM
and the mess
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Post by: Astral on May 04, 2007, 10:42:34 PM
clogged the plugholes
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Post by: kitz on May 04, 2007, 11:15:55 PM
which made the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 05, 2007, 07:33:02 AM
water overflow onto
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 05, 2007, 08:18:21 AM
the floor causing
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Post by: kitz on May 05, 2007, 08:45:34 AM
him to slip
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Post by: Astral on May 05, 2007, 09:10:47 AM
up and break
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Post by: roseway on May 05, 2007, 11:01:24 AM
his fall using
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 05, 2007, 11:13:00 AM
his Zimmer frame
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Post by: roseway on May 05, 2007, 12:32:53 PM
, but it bent
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 05, 2007, 01:19:26 PM
under his considerable
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Post by: roseway on May 05, 2007, 03:21:47 PM
weight, and consequently
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 05, 2007, 06:19:44 PM
toppled him into
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 05, 2007, 06:38:46 PM
the urinal, which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 05, 2007, 10:12:28 PM
fell off the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 05, 2007, 11:30:42 PM
wall and cracked
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 05, 2007, 11:53:05 PM
the floor tiles
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 05, 2007, 11:58:22 PM
which then became
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 06, 2007, 07:22:38 AM
very slippery, resulting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 07, 2007, 01:07:02 AM
in a nasty
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 07, 2007, 07:15:19 AM
accident which led
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 07, 2007, 09:52:34 AM
to a fullstop. ;)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 07, 2007, 01:17:39 PM
(Much to Chris's relief I imagine)

The local school
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 07, 2007, 02:44:14 PM
was holding a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 07, 2007, 04:03:42 PM
acid house party

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 07, 2007, 04:05:04 PM
in the gymnasium
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 07, 2007, 06:43:22 PM
when some parents
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 07, 2007, 08:15:15 PM
complained to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 08, 2007, 07:30:30 AM
head teacher that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 08, 2007, 08:02:11 AM
the acid wasn't
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on May 08, 2007, 09:34:30 AM
of good enough
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 08, 2007, 10:22:42 AM
purity to enable
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 08, 2007, 10:44:32 AM
the pupils to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 08, 2007, 12:58:42 PM
experience the full
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 08, 2007, 02:21:01 PM
benefits of being
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 08, 2007, 03:13:59 PM
totally out of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 08, 2007, 03:47:46 PM
their skulls, while
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 08, 2007, 04:53:42 PM
still being in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 08, 2007, 06:40:59 PM
their classroom environment
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 08, 2007, 09:02:20 PM
under the tutelage
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 08, 2007, 10:00:46 PM
of the mad
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 08, 2007, 11:17:20 PM
Professor Eric Roseway
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 08, 2007, 11:25:56 PM
who had spikey
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on May 09, 2007, 02:41:00 AM
punk red hair
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 09, 2007, 07:29:44 AM
in a wig
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 09, 2007, 07:58:15 AM
which he bought
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 09, 2007, 09:07:11 AM
to match his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 09, 2007, 09:52:32 AM
bloodshot eyes and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 09, 2007, 12:32:03 PM
beautiful pink complexion
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 09, 2007, 07:47:16 PM
since his skin
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 10, 2007, 07:35:49 AM
is his best
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 10, 2007, 10:23:49 AM
feature and he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 10, 2007, 12:44:40 PM
likes to make
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 10, 2007, 02:11:39 PM
sure that every
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 10, 2007, 06:45:31 PM
detail is perfect
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 11, 2007, 01:23:48 AM
and every pore
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 11, 2007, 07:15:29 AM
carefully smoothed over


[This is getting embarrassing :) ]
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 11, 2007, 09:17:29 AM
and checked for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 11, 2007, 12:33:45 PM
blackheads and oily
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 11, 2007, 02:08:37 PM
pores which could
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on May 11, 2007, 02:46:33 PM
oooz horrible gungy  :vomit:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 11, 2007, 03:10:44 PM
chicken tikka masala
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 11, 2007, 07:18:08 PM
with extra hot
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 12, 2007, 07:09:55 AM
curry sauce and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 12, 2007, 09:56:52 AM
poppadoms on the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 12, 2007, 10:49:31 AM
edge of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 12, 2007, 04:07:09 PM
world as we
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 12, 2007, 07:00:54 PM
know it. (Full stop!) Because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 12, 2007, 08:25:12 PM
there was no
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on May 12, 2007, 10:14:06 PM
edge of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 13, 2007, 07:49:24 AM
kitchen knife, it
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Post by: Astral on May 13, 2007, 11:26:29 AM
was clear that
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Post by: roseway on May 13, 2007, 12:37:52 PM
it wouldn't cut
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Post by: Astral on May 13, 2007, 01:48:37 PM
butter, even if
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Post by: roseway on May 13, 2007, 02:17:06 PM
it was heated
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Post by: kitz on May 13, 2007, 04:27:42 PM
and was runny
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Post by: roseway on May 13, 2007, 06:50:05 PM
enough to pour
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Post by: kitz on May 13, 2007, 06:51:11 PM
in to a
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Post by: Astral on May 13, 2007, 06:52:10 PM
casserole dish to
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Post by: roseway on May 13, 2007, 06:54:46 PM
make chicken tikka
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Post by: Astral on May 13, 2007, 06:55:54 PM
massala for supper.
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Post by: roseway on May 13, 2007, 07:21:32 PM
While this was
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Post by: kitz on May 13, 2007, 07:26:40 PM
going on, Astral
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Post by: Astral on May 13, 2007, 07:31:01 PM
trying to distract
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Post by: kitz on May 13, 2007, 07:40:18 PM
everyone from noticing
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Post by: Astral on May 13, 2007, 08:03:30 PM
that he had





(I'm sure the Professor is waiting to pounce!)
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Post by: kitz on May 13, 2007, 08:28:06 PM
painted the walls
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Post by: Astral on May 13, 2007, 08:35:25 PM
with black treacle
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Post by: roseway on May 14, 2007, 06:58:29 AM
was skulking in
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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 08:36:26 AM
the garden shed
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Post by: roseway on May 14, 2007, 09:36:05 AM
when along came
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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 09:56:38 AM
a man dressed
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Post by: mr_chris on May 14, 2007, 11:42:22 AM
in a pink
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Post by: kitz on May 14, 2007, 12:19:14 PM
pair of trousers
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Post by: roseway on May 14, 2007, 01:30:05 PM
and yellow spotted

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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 01:38:37 PM
hiking boots carrying
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Post by: kitz on May 14, 2007, 01:41:30 PM
a bright purple
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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 01:54:41 PM
rucksack which seemed
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Post by: kitz on May 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM
to glow when
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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 02:19:51 PM
he walked under
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Post by: roseway on May 14, 2007, 03:02:24 PM
the railway arches
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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 03:11:07 PM
due to the
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Post by: kitz on May 14, 2007, 03:11:53 PM
rain which had
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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 03:12:30 PM
soaked through the
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Post by: kitz on May 14, 2007, 03:13:07 PM
cracks in the
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Post by: roseway on May 14, 2007, 06:47:14 PM
concrete, while passers-by
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Post by: Astral on May 14, 2007, 08:15:29 PM
discarded Polonium pellets
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Post by: kitz on May 15, 2007, 01:43:04 AM
left over from
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Post by: roseway on May 15, 2007, 07:10:31 AM
a failed contract
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Post by: Astral on May 15, 2007, 08:34:40 AM
killing, in the
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Post by: roseway on May 15, 2007, 10:10:18 AM
time honoured way
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Post by: Astral on May 15, 2007, 08:29:38 PM
of Eastern Bloc
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Post by: kitz on May 16, 2007, 01:14:06 AM
countries who had
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Post by: roseway on May 16, 2007, 07:03:58 AM
nothing better to
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Post by: Astral on May 16, 2007, 07:54:14 AM
do than cause
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Post by: roseway on May 16, 2007, 10:19:59 AM
as much mayhem
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Post by: Astral on May 16, 2007, 10:29:26 AM
as possible. At
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Post by: roseway on May 16, 2007, 12:31:31 PM
the Latvian embassy
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Post by: Astral on May 16, 2007, 01:18:22 PM
visitors were queueing
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Post by: roseway on May 16, 2007, 03:49:12 PM
up to see
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Post by: Astral on May 16, 2007, 04:32:29 PM
the waxwork dummies
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Post by: roseway on May 16, 2007, 06:51:12 PM
in the foyer
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Post by: Astral on May 16, 2007, 09:37:53 PM
in the hope
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 02:21:25 AM
that they would
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Post by: roseway on May 17, 2007, 07:46:14 AM
wake up and
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Post by: Astral on May 17, 2007, 08:03:26 AM
turn into cyborgs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 17, 2007, 10:43:16 AM
which would then
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 11:16:36 AM
mean that the
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Post by: roseway on May 17, 2007, 12:38:23 PM
embassy would have
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 12:49:50 PM
to purchase some
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Post by: Astral on May 17, 2007, 04:21:02 PM
heavy duty protective
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Post by: roseway on May 17, 2007, 04:37:11 PM
clothing for the
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 04:47:20 PM
workers who had
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Post by: roseway on May 17, 2007, 06:39:40 PM
installed the kitchen
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 07:03:53 PM
but forgotten to
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Post by: Astral on May 17, 2007, 08:26:00 PM
do the wallpapering
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 09:17:10 PM
and the plaster
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Post by: Astral on May 17, 2007, 09:18:50 PM
repair work before
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 09:25:10 PM
putting up the
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Post by: Astral on May 17, 2007, 09:50:16 PM
shelving units for
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 10:07:53 PM
the books to
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Post by: Astral on May 17, 2007, 10:58:55 PM
be kept on.
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Post by: kitz on May 17, 2007, 11:36:13 PM
So this meant
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Post by: Astral on May 17, 2007, 11:38:16 PM
another trip to
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Post by: oldfogy on May 18, 2007, 01:18:14 AM
Ikea via Italy
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Post by: kitz on May 18, 2007, 01:25:57 AM
on an old
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Post by: roseway on May 18, 2007, 07:35:22 AM
Harley Davidson which
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Post by: Astral on May 18, 2007, 08:09:01 AM
was kept for
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Post by: roseway on May 18, 2007, 10:20:49 AM
special occasions such
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Post by: Astral on May 18, 2007, 10:24:09 AM
as State funerals
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Post by: roseway on May 18, 2007, 11:44:13 AM
and celebrity weddings
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Post by: Astral on May 18, 2007, 12:56:03 PM
in the days
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Post by: kitz on May 18, 2007, 01:18:18 PM
when hippies were
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Post by: Astral on May 18, 2007, 01:26:19 PM
in the majority
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Post by: kitz on May 18, 2007, 01:43:58 PM
compared to the
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Post by: Astral on May 18, 2007, 02:14:52 PM
skinheads and greasers
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Post by: kitz on May 18, 2007, 05:58:42 PM
who liked to
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Post by: roseway on May 18, 2007, 06:39:41 PM
eat chicken tikka
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Post by: kitz on May 18, 2007, 06:53:17 PM
whilst riding on
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Post by: roseway on May 18, 2007, 06:57:14 PM
wild boars with
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Post by: Astral on May 18, 2007, 09:09:51 PM
gay abandon. Later
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Post by: roseway on May 19, 2007, 06:44:30 AM
in Kitz' kitchen
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 09:52:56 AM
the wallpaper started
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Post by: kitz on May 19, 2007, 10:36:54 AM
to fall off
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 10:49:33 AM
because it wasn't
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Post by: roseway on May 19, 2007, 11:39:28 AM
nailed on properly
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 11:42:12 AM
as recommended by




(Knew you'd catch my drift, Eric  ;))
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Post by: kitz on May 19, 2007, 11:53:02 AM
kitz herself who


(btw - finished!)

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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 12:11:15 PM
is an acknowledged
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Post by: roseway on May 19, 2007, 12:46:37 PM
mistress of DIY
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 01:02:13 PM
and culinary arts
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Post by: kitz on May 19, 2007, 01:14:08 PM
when she isn't
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 01:22:21 PM
running the government
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Post by: roseway on May 19, 2007, 03:27:45 PM
ragged with her
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 03:29:03 PM
incessant demands for
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Post by: kitz on May 19, 2007, 03:53:21 PM
much better flavoured
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 04:24:17 PM
cocktails at her
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Post by: roseway on May 19, 2007, 06:41:33 PM
local Social Security
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Post by: Astral on May 19, 2007, 10:23:54 PM
office which she
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Post by: oldfogy on May 20, 2007, 05:29:41 AM
swears she knows
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 20, 2007, 06:56:08 AM
nothing about, although
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Post by: Astral on May 20, 2007, 10:38:48 AM
it is widely
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Post by: roseway on May 20, 2007, 10:41:39 AM
rumoured among the
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Post by: Astral on May 20, 2007, 11:31:54 AM
lumpen proletariat who
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Post by: roseway on May 20, 2007, 12:39:02 PM
inhabit the North
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Post by: kitz on May 20, 2007, 01:27:17 PM
west of the
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Post by: Astral on May 20, 2007, 01:34:15 PM
country that Kitz
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Post by: roseway on May 20, 2007, 03:18:01 PM
is an absolutely


[Your cue, Dr Astral]
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Post by: Astral on May 20, 2007, 03:47:12 PM
stunningly astute politician
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Post by: kitz on May 20, 2007, 05:39:42 PM
[some one could be a politician]
;0

and is able
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Post by: Astral on May 20, 2007, 05:45:05 PM
to turn water
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Post by: oldfogy on May 20, 2007, 06:04:04 PM
into vinegar with
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Post by: roseway on May 20, 2007, 06:36:34 PM
a twitch of
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Post by: Astral on May 20, 2007, 06:47:18 PM
her magic wand.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 21, 2007, 07:04:47 AM
Back in Clapham,
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Post by: Astral on May 21, 2007, 08:17:15 AM
waiting for a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 21, 2007, 10:29:30 AM
number 49 bus,
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Post by: Astral on May 21, 2007, 10:59:50 AM
Miss Ophelia Bitz
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 21, 2007, 12:32:31 PM
was watching the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 21, 2007, 12:35:45 PM
autumn leaves fall
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Post by: roseway on May 21, 2007, 12:58:17 PM
into the road
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 21, 2007, 01:01:33 PM
as the rain
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Post by: kitz on May 21, 2007, 01:21:46 PM
started to fall
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Post by: Astral on May 21, 2007, 02:41:36 PM
in great big
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Post by: roseway on May 21, 2007, 06:45:54 PM
drops which had
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Post by: Astral on May 21, 2007, 07:43:45 PM
the appearance of
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Post by: kitz on May 22, 2007, 12:40:01 AM
bright green sludge
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Post by: roseway on May 22, 2007, 07:26:06 AM
with purple spots
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Post by: Astral on May 22, 2007, 08:12:14 AM
due to the
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Post by: kitz on May 22, 2007, 10:36:39 AM
hot humid temperature
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 22, 2007, 10:39:49 AM
and the intoxicating
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 22, 2007, 11:14:54 AM
fumes of Benedictine
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Post by: Astral on May 22, 2007, 12:09:35 PM
emanating from a
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Post by: roseway on May 22, 2007, 03:07:39 PM
nearby monastery which
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Post by: Astral on May 22, 2007, 07:56:07 PM
was established in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 23, 2007, 05:55:54 AM
making extra strong
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 23, 2007, 06:10:37 AM
mints way before
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 23, 2007, 07:10:48 AM
the beginning of
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Post by: kitz on May 23, 2007, 09:54:36 AM
the war between
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Post by: roseway on May 23, 2007, 11:47:53 AM
goblins and fairies
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 23, 2007, 02:41:12 PM
which happened because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 23, 2007, 03:20:38 PM
the fairies tried
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 23, 2007, 05:10:18 PM
to steal the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 23, 2007, 06:40:34 PM
goblins' hats, which
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Post by: Astral on May 23, 2007, 09:42:03 PM
made them very
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Post by: kitz on May 23, 2007, 10:18:50 PM
cold around their
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Post by: Astral on May 23, 2007, 10:41:53 PM
pointy little ears
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Post by: kitz on May 24, 2007, 02:29:15 AM
which started to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 24, 2007, 07:47:25 AM
go blue with
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Post by: Astral on May 24, 2007, 08:11:38 AM
the extremely cold
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Post by: kitz on May 24, 2007, 09:14:37 AM
wind which was
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Post by: Astral on May 24, 2007, 09:22:07 AM
whistling in from
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Post by: kitz on May 24, 2007, 10:11:09 AM
the north east
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Post by: Astral on May 24, 2007, 10:14:56 AM
quarter. Over in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 24, 2007, 11:01:24 AM
Heckmondwike, the sheep
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Post by: kitz on May 24, 2007, 11:24:07 AM
were munching on
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Post by: roseway on May 24, 2007, 12:42:44 PM
Nora Batty's vest
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Post by: kitz on May 24, 2007, 12:51:38 PM
which had blown
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Post by: roseway on May 24, 2007, 03:14:06 PM
over the hedge
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Post by: kitz on May 24, 2007, 05:13:13 PM
and into the
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Post by: roseway on May 24, 2007, 06:46:14 PM
field, where it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 24, 2007, 07:56:10 PM
lay rotting until
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on May 24, 2007, 08:21:54 PM
Compo retrieved it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 24, 2007, 09:51:16 PM
in his woolly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 25, 2007, 07:32:13 AM
and bumbling manner
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 25, 2007, 08:14:11 AM
and returned it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 25, 2007, 10:41:03 AM
to Nora, who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 25, 2007, 10:43:46 AM
promptly threw it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 25, 2007, 11:04:36 AM
in the washing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 25, 2007, 11:08:44 AM
machine and put
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 25, 2007, 11:24:57 AM
it on high
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 25, 2007, 12:11:30 PM
temperature, fast spin
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 25, 2007, 12:38:39 PM
which unfortunately resulted
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 25, 2007, 02:19:26 PM
in the colour
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 25, 2007, 03:10:27 PM
getting washed out
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 25, 2007, 05:17:07 PM
to leave a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 25, 2007, 06:46:23 PM
nasty grey stain
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 25, 2007, 09:41:48 PM
at the bottom
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 25, 2007, 11:37:59 PM
and it also
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 26, 2007, 07:22:25 AM
smelt rather strange
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 26, 2007, 09:01:34 AM
and had shrunk
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 26, 2007, 11:33:18 AM
to half its
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on May 26, 2007, 03:37:31 PM
size, but matched
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 26, 2007, 05:50:05 PM
the wallpaper that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 26, 2007, 06:46:19 PM
was falling off
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 26, 2007, 07:00:49 PM
Kitz's kitchen wall
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 27, 2007, 06:52:56 AM
because she hadn't
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 27, 2007, 08:15:59 AM
nailed it on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 27, 2007, 06:40:26 PM
[boom boom!]

with adequate hammering
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Post by: kitz on May 27, 2007, 07:53:11 PM
[heh its well and truly stuck now thankyou]  :lol:

and big enough
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Post by: Astral on May 27, 2007, 11:02:30 PM
nails. The next
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 28, 2007, 12:00:24 AM
day, Astral decided
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 28, 2007, 12:13:30 AM
to take a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 28, 2007, 12:15:37 AM
walk down to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 28, 2007, 07:27:04 AM
the local abbatoir
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 28, 2007, 10:03:01 AM
to find a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 28, 2007, 01:26:01 PM
nice loin of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 28, 2007, 07:15:44 PM
pork for his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 29, 2007, 07:45:57 AM
supper, when suddenly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 29, 2007, 08:30:55 AM
there was an
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 29, 2007, 10:43:12 AM
irritating sound coming

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 29, 2007, 11:42:32 PM
from the bread
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 30, 2007, 06:46:45 AM
oven, which then
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 07:37:53 AM
suddenly changed to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 30, 2007, 10:31:40 AM
turbo mode and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 11:58:43 AM
burnt the loaf
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 30, 2007, 12:53:09 PM
with the result
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 01:02:03 PM
that the smoke
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 30, 2007, 01:28:21 PM
set off the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 01:38:08 PM
nuclear alarm siren
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 30, 2007, 02:41:21 PM
down at the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 02:54:34 PM
submarine refit yard
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 30, 2007, 03:37:33 PM
causing the Navy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 03:53:23 PM
to abandon all
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 30, 2007, 04:10:32 PM
hope of ever
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 04:46:23 PM
reclaiming their position
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 30, 2007, 06:27:11 PM
in the middle
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on May 30, 2007, 06:53:16 PM
of Birmingham, where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 07:36:33 PM
they truly belong.
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Post by: kitz on May 30, 2007, 07:49:50 PM
 :lol:

Whilst this was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 08:01:57 PM
occurring, the neighbourhood
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on May 30, 2007, 09:28:32 PM
cats were looking
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on May 30, 2007, 09:35:30 PM
about hungrily because
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Post by: kitz on May 31, 2007, 12:01:31 AM
they had got
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Post by: roseway on May 31, 2007, 07:44:33 AM
very thin after
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Post by: Astral on May 31, 2007, 08:10:30 AM
a long winter
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Post by: roseway on May 31, 2007, 10:42:29 AM
and wanted to
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Post by: kitz on May 31, 2007, 04:42:03 PM
catch something other
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Post by: roseway on May 31, 2007, 06:51:20 PM
than cold chips
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Post by: kitz on May 31, 2007, 07:26:44 PM
and skinny rats
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Post by: Astral on May 31, 2007, 10:05:37 PM
with mushy peas
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Post by: kitz on May 31, 2007, 11:02:35 PM
and watery gravy
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Post by: Astral on May 31, 2007, 11:04:35 PM
topped with a
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Post by: kitz on May 31, 2007, 11:05:27 PM
(n) unhealthy dose of
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Post by: Astral on May 31, 2007, 11:09:16 PM
whipped double cream
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Post by: kitz on May 31, 2007, 11:23:53 PM
which was starting
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Post by: Astral on May 31, 2007, 11:32:46 PM
to go rancid
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Post by: kitz on May 31, 2007, 11:39:16 PM
with bits of
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Post by: Astral on May 31, 2007, 11:54:08 PM
carrot mixed in
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Post by: kitz on June 01, 2007, 12:04:54 AM
with the green
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Post by: Astral on June 01, 2007, 12:12:39 AM
scrapings of mould
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Post by: roseway on June 01, 2007, 07:36:36 AM
covered in brown
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Post by: Astral on June 01, 2007, 08:43:37 AM
sugar and molasses.
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Post by: roseway on June 01, 2007, 10:54:37 AM
At the same
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Post by: Astral on June 01, 2007, 12:31:50 PM
address lived a
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Post by: kitz on June 01, 2007, 01:18:04 PM
three legged dog
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Post by: Astral on June 01, 2007, 01:23:37 PM
who was called
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Post by: kitz on June 01, 2007, 02:36:04 PM
jake by his
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Post by: Astral on June 01, 2007, 02:40:04 PM
friends and Legolas
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Post by: roseway on June 01, 2007, 04:16:10 PM
of whom there
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Post by: Astral on June 01, 2007, 04:36:31 PM
are many tales
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Post by: roseway on June 01, 2007, 06:48:44 PM
of derring do
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Post by: Astral on June 01, 2007, 09:10:40 PM
and elfin poo
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Post by: roseway on June 02, 2007, 07:00:08 AM
:)

to while away
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Post by: Astral on June 02, 2007, 08:36:54 AM
the long evenings
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Post by: roseway on June 02, 2007, 10:08:33 AM
during which every
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Post by: Astral on June 02, 2007, 10:10:46 AM
person seated round
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Post by: kitz on June 02, 2007, 11:07:54 AM
the log fire
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Post by: roseway on June 02, 2007, 11:26:39 AM
had to tell
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Post by: Astral on June 02, 2007, 07:12:55 PM
of the exploits
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Post by: kitz on June 02, 2007, 10:03:34 PM
of the days
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Post by: Astral on June 02, 2007, 10:47:20 PM
before the dwarves
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Post by: kitz on June 03, 2007, 12:53:48 AM
kissed SnowWhite on
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Post by: roseway on June 03, 2007, 07:28:26 AM
her rosy cheek
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Post by: Astral on June 03, 2007, 10:00:42 AM
and turned the
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Post by: roseway on June 03, 2007, 10:36:25 AM
giggles on, because
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Post by: Astral on June 03, 2007, 10:49:18 AM
they had forgotten
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Post by: roseway on June 03, 2007, 11:07:36 AM
that her skirts
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Post by: kitz on June 03, 2007, 11:14:30 AM
were on the
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Post by: roseway on June 03, 2007, 12:36:37 PM
washing line, and
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Post by: kitz on June 03, 2007, 02:24:11 PM
it was getting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 03, 2007, 06:31:39 PM
too dark to
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Post by: roseway on June 03, 2007, 06:41:08 PM
see where they
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Post by: Astral on June 03, 2007, 07:06:27 PM
had left the
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Post by: kitz on June 03, 2007, 07:12:11 PM
picks and shovels
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Post by: Astral on June 03, 2007, 07:44:30 PM
after they finished
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Post by: kitz on June 03, 2007, 08:07:44 PM
digging up the
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Post by: Astral on June 03, 2007, 08:29:21 PM
the road in
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Post by: kitz on June 03, 2007, 09:39:16 PM
the center of
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Post by: Astral on June 03, 2007, 10:01:07 PM
the shopping centre
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Post by: kitz on June 03, 2007, 11:13:15 PM
which was full
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Post by: oldfogy on June 04, 2007, 12:28:32 AM
of Sunday drivers
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Post by: roseway on June 04, 2007, 07:02:01 AM
trying to find
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Post by: kitz on June 04, 2007, 10:15:57 AM
their way to
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Post by: roseway on June 04, 2007, 01:33:05 PM
the exit before
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Post by: kitz on June 04, 2007, 01:48:12 PM
the rush hour
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Post by: mr_chris on June 04, 2007, 01:59:52 PM
was upon them.

(and breathe.... ;) )
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Post by: roseway on June 04, 2007, 03:02:01 PM
:)

Watching the telly
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Post by: Astral on June 04, 2007, 08:54:45 PM
at the pub
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Post by: kitz on June 04, 2007, 09:12:41 PM
with a pint
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Post by: Astral on June 04, 2007, 11:05:36 PM
of foaming ale
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Post by: mr_chris on June 04, 2007, 11:43:57 PM
was a nightly
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Post by: kitz on June 05, 2007, 12:04:44 AM
event for old
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Post by: roseway on June 05, 2007, 07:17:18 AM
wrinklies like you-know-who
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Post by: Astral on June 05, 2007, 09:22:46 AM
(who knows nothing)
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Post by: roseway on June 05, 2007, 11:32:40 AM
(so he says)
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Post by: kitz on June 05, 2007, 12:18:16 PM
(& likes to pretend)
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Post by: roseway on June 05, 2007, 12:58:51 PM
that he's younger
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Post by: kitz on June 05, 2007, 02:30:21 PM
than he really
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Post by: roseway on June 05, 2007, 03:43:47 PM
ought to be
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Post by: kitz on June 05, 2007, 04:54:41 PM
especially since he
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Post by: Astral on June 05, 2007, 06:32:12 PM
got his bus-pass
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Post by: roseway on June 05, 2007, 06:37:57 PM
two years ago
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Post by: kitz on June 05, 2007, 06:40:16 PM
but he didnt
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Post by: roseway on June 05, 2007, 06:55:29 PM
use it properly
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Post by: Astral on June 05, 2007, 07:34:54 PM
so it was
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Post by: kitz on June 05, 2007, 09:47:31 PM
time that he
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Post by: roseway on June 06, 2007, 07:03:03 AM
learnt how to
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Post by: Astral on June 06, 2007, 08:14:31 AM
tie his own
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Post by: kitz on June 06, 2007, 09:58:21 AM
hair ribbons which
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Post by: roseway on June 06, 2007, 12:33:28 PM
would help him
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Post by: Astral on June 06, 2007, 01:35:30 PM
see when the
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Post by: kitz on June 06, 2007, 05:40:11 PM
times he was
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Post by: roseway on June 06, 2007, 06:40:20 PM
too drunk to
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Post by: kitz on June 06, 2007, 06:59:06 PM
be able to
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Post by: roseway on June 06, 2007, 07:12:01 PM
put his trousers
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Post by: kitz on June 06, 2007, 07:53:27 PM
on the correct
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Post by: Astral on June 06, 2007, 10:28:32 PM
hanger in his
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Post by: kitz on June 06, 2007, 11:45:21 PM
large walkin closet
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Post by: Astral on June 06, 2007, 11:49:42 PM
that is situated
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Post by: kitz on June 06, 2007, 11:56:51 PM
in the basement
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Post by: roseway on June 07, 2007, 07:20:28 AM
beside the boiler.
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 08:08:34 AM
With great relief
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Post by: roseway on June 07, 2007, 10:13:32 AM
a new sentence
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 10:20:27 AM
was started, and
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Post by: kitz on June 07, 2007, 10:36:49 AM
roseway breathed a
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Post by: mr_chris on June 07, 2007, 11:59:03 AM
very deep breath
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Post by: roseway on June 07, 2007, 12:39:07 PM
of relief, which
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Post by: kitz on June 07, 2007, 12:41:27 PM
then started him
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 01:12:30 PM
coughing and wheezing
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Post by: roseway on June 07, 2007, 03:41:35 PM
so that people
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 03:58:26 PM
fled from the
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Post by: roseway on June 07, 2007, 04:33:26 PM
scene in panic
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 04:38:40 PM
lest they catch
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Post by: roseway on June 07, 2007, 06:42:57 PM
up with the
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 08:01:34 PM
blighter who infected
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Post by: kitz on June 07, 2007, 11:33:24 PM
members of the
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 11:36:15 PM
public with the
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Post by: kitz on June 07, 2007, 11:40:10 PM
dreaded green lurgy
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 11:40:51 PM
that is invariably
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Post by: kitz on June 07, 2007, 11:44:15 PM
very contagious when
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Post by: Astral on June 07, 2007, 11:44:51 PM
the weather is
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Post by: roseway on June 08, 2007, 07:07:10 AM
warm like it
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Post by: Astral on June 08, 2007, 08:27:18 AM
was that particular
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Post by: kitz on June 08, 2007, 10:09:46 AM
particular summer when
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Post by: Astral on June 08, 2007, 10:11:24 AM
it was particularly  ;)
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Post by: mr_chris on June 08, 2007, 10:13:44 AM
hot, particularly when
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Post by: Astral on June 08, 2007, 10:15:41 AM
a particular coat
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Post by: mr_chris on June 08, 2007, 10:16:32 AM
made from particularly
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Post by: Astral on June 08, 2007, 10:24:25 AM
fine  wool, particularly
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Post by: roseway on June 08, 2007, 10:44:54 AM
full of particles
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Post by: Astral on June 08, 2007, 10:45:37 AM
of a particular
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Post by: mr_chris on June 08, 2007, 11:09:56 AM
blend of peculiar
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Post by: kitz on June 08, 2007, 11:49:58 AM
wool and particles
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Post by: roseway on June 08, 2007, 12:34:13 PM
of sand. Because
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Post by: kitz on June 08, 2007, 06:26:45 PM
of the large
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Post by: roseway on June 08, 2007, 06:39:28 PM
discrepancy between the
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Post by: kitz on June 08, 2007, 06:54:07 PM
purple spot and
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Post by: Astral on June 08, 2007, 10:29:36 PM
the green triangle
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Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 01:03:31 AM
which caused confusion
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Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 01:06:25 AM
to passers by
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Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 01:09:55 AM
and dazzled their
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Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 01:12:45 AM
vision because of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 01:49:24 AM
the very bright
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 09, 2007, 01:49:51 AM
lights from the

(oh no.. flashback time  :-\ )
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Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 01:50:09 AM
full moon which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 09, 2007, 07:29:07 AM
had the result
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 09:03:43 AM
of making wolves
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Post by: roseway on June 09, 2007, 10:21:22 AM
howl in the
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Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 10:24:43 AM
darkness and frighten
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Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 11:12:13 AM
the children who
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Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 11:12:51 AM
lived in the
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Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 11:16:44 AM
orphanage at the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 11:22:29 AM
end of the
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Post by: roseway on June 09, 2007, 04:37:18 PM
road leading to
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Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 05:38:18 PM
the vicarage where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 09, 2007, 06:40:22 PM
the vicar was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 06:46:08 PM
getting in a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 07:06:37 PM
tiz about the
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Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 07:16:59 PM
tea party on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 07:18:04 PM
the following Saturday
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 07:34:23 PM
where Mrs Mopp
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 07:36:04 PM
was supposed to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 09, 2007, 07:45:25 PM
have cleaned the
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Post by: Astral on June 09, 2007, 09:02:58 PM
best tea pot
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 12:03:26 AM
and polished the
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Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 12:21:19 AM
silver cutlery before
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 12:32:35 AM
wiping down the
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Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 12:41:21 AM
the choristers surplices
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 12:44:22 AM
and their hymn
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Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:00:52 AM
books before seeing
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 04:56:43 AM
that they had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 10, 2007, 07:44:49 AM
>>> Today at 04:56:43
Late night or early morning? :)


washed their faces
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Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 09:07:15 AM
in the font
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 10:54:55 AM
>> Late night or early morning?

Being a parent - kimi woke me being sick and couldnt get back to sleep. :/

-------------------

and made sure
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Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 11:35:25 AM
the church cat  ^-^
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 11:36:46 AM
had been given
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 11:42:27 AM
a bowl of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 10, 2007, 12:59:51 PM
chicken tikka masala
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:03:18 PM
with basmati rice
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 01:19:35 PM
(chaz adores chicken tikka ... and he'll eat the rice!)

and extra hot

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Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:23:23 PM
chilli pepper sauce
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 01:24:00 PM
which gave them
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:24:34 PM
 a dose of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 01:25:15 PM
bad tummy the
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Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:25:35 PM
like of which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 01:25:51 PM
the poor cats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:26:23 PM
had never experienced
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 01:26:49 PM
before and they
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:27:09 PM
ran off to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 01:27:24 PM
hide under the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:27:52 PM
bushes until the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 01:28:08 PM
worst of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 01:48:12 PM
trots had abated
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 02:29:51 PM
and they could
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 02:38:55 PM
regain control of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 10, 2007, 04:36:17 PM
[My late cat Frostie used to like curry too, and it didn't give her the runs]

their bowels. Unfortunately
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Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 05:17:01 PM
[heh I think they get a taste for it - problem is they smell tika now before the chicken and associate that with nice food.
Talking about food association, my cats always go mental when I make stuffing, and start meowing.  They dont like stuffing - but they know what else normally gets cooked at the same time]


the same couldn't
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 05:30:02 PM
be said for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 05:44:50 PM
the women from
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 06:03:58 PM
the local social
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 10, 2007, 06:36:20 PM
club, whose opinions
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 06:36:39 PM
were sought after
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 06:39:29 PM
by the old
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 06:43:09 PM
and young of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 10, 2007, 07:08:58 PM
the local community
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 07:11:34 PM
waste recycling scheme
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 08:03:24 PM
who liked to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 08:16:31 PM
save their yoghurt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 08:59:43 PM
for the mice
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 09:07:56 PM
who lived under
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 09:14:25 PM
the church altar
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 09:19:42 PM
living off bits
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 10:34:01 PM
of wafer bread
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 10:40:39 PM
and anything that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 10:57:52 PM
dripped down the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 10, 2007, 11:02:02 PM
gaps between the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 10, 2007, 11:05:28 PM
holes made by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 11, 2007, 07:07:49 AM
their predecessors who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 11, 2007, 07:25:12 AM
had lived there
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 11, 2007, 07:46:29 AM
for the last
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 11, 2007, 09:45:14 AM
three hundred years.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 11, 2007, 10:15:14 PM
Five days later
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 12, 2007, 07:25:53 AM
Tobermory said that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 12, 2007, 08:19:23 AM
he was not
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 12, 2007, 11:24:04 AM
going to allow
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 12, 2007, 01:41:16 PM
the rabbits to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on June 12, 2007, 03:50:59 PM
hold there annual
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 12, 2007, 04:14:53 PM
foxhunt, because foxhunting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 12, 2007, 06:08:47 PM
wasnt good for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 12, 2007, 06:40:22 PM
the complexion, so
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 12, 2007, 06:46:21 PM
instead they decided
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 12, 2007, 07:07:29 PM
to have a

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 12, 2007, 09:19:31 PM
fishing contest in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 12, 2007, 09:25:00 PM
the water butt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 12, 2007, 09:46:00 PM
and threw in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 12, 2007, 09:56:42 PM
some brown bread
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Post by: kitz on June 12, 2007, 10:04:08 PM
and mouldy cake
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 12, 2007, 10:28:12 PM
as ground bait
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 13, 2007, 12:43:26 AM
which caused the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 13, 2007, 07:25:03 AM
fish to erupt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 13, 2007, 10:53:42 AM
and fly out
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 13, 2007, 12:37:40 PM
of the barrel
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 13, 2007, 12:56:51 PM
and into the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 13, 2007, 01:24:47 PM
frying pan. This
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 13, 2007, 02:55:25 PM
made a tasty
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 13, 2007, 03:22:01 PM
snack for the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 13, 2007, 04:13:09 PM
cats, but unfortunately
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 13, 2007, 05:14:39 PM
they turned their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 13, 2007, 06:47:33 PM
noses up at
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 13, 2007, 08:51:43 PM
the ripe smell
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 13, 2007, 10:26:47 PM
of burnt dogfish
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 14, 2007, 07:01:18 AM
and preferred to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 14, 2007, 12:12:33 PM
eat catfish instead
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 14, 2007, 12:27:03 PM
 :lol:

which made them
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 14, 2007, 09:45:57 PM
all into cannibals
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 15, 2007, 07:08:45 AM
(you might say)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 15, 2007, 08:30:56 AM
once they got
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 15, 2007, 09:47:20 AM
the taste for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 15, 2007, 09:23:39 PM
their eponymous flesh
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Post by: roseway on June 16, 2007, 07:04:38 AM
[Hmmph! Go and take some English lessons Mr Astral >:D ]


which tasted like
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Post by: Astral on June 16, 2007, 10:02:47 AM
(Ooops  :-[)


carp and was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 16, 2007, 11:37:11 AM
an anagram of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 16, 2007, 08:47:56 PM
Koi or perhaps
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 17, 2007, 07:44:55 AM
something more naughty
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 17, 2007, 08:21:14 AM
that Kitz wouldn't
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 17, 2007, 11:52:45 AM
like us to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 17, 2007, 12:04:27 PM
put on these
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Post by: roseway on June 17, 2007, 01:10:36 PM
family friendly pages.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 17, 2007, 06:03:02 PM
But whilst the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 17, 2007, 06:38:58 PM
pages were friendly
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Post by: kitz on June 17, 2007, 06:50:04 PM
and the cat
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Post by: roseway on June 17, 2007, 07:10:43 PM
was a mean
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 17, 2007, 07:52:37 PM
piece of work
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Post by: kitz on June 17, 2007, 08:14:40 PM
especially when it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 17, 2007, 08:20:07 PM
chased the poor
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 17, 2007, 10:52:02 PM
dog from next
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 17, 2007, 11:15:04 PM
door down the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 17, 2007, 11:27:09 PM
road to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 18, 2007, 06:57:50 AM
knackers yard, where
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Post by: Astral on June 18, 2007, 08:22:45 AM
it stole a
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Post by: roseway on June 18, 2007, 09:57:27 AM
rotting carcass of
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Post by: kitz on June 18, 2007, 11:22:15 AM
farmer Guys favourite
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Post by: roseway on June 18, 2007, 12:50:29 PM
cow, which had
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Post by: kitz on June 18, 2007, 04:02:37 PM
gone missing from
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Post by: roseway on June 18, 2007, 04:39:27 PM
Sandy Lane farm
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Post by: Astral on June 18, 2007, 09:03:00 PM
sometime on Sunday
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Post by: kitz on June 18, 2007, 10:23:09 PM
evening after the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 19, 2007, 06:35:27 AM
milking, but before
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Post by: Astral on June 19, 2007, 08:14:15 AM
cock crow on
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Post by: roseway on June 19, 2007, 10:13:11 AM
the next day
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Post by: kitz on June 19, 2007, 10:18:59 AM
The chief suspect
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Post by: Astral on June 19, 2007, 10:41:25 AM
was a goblin
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Post by: kitz on June 19, 2007, 01:10:30 PM
who was jealous
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 19, 2007, 04:10:00 PM
of the fairy
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Post by: Astral on June 19, 2007, 05:27:03 PM
godmother who live
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Post by: kitz on June 19, 2007, 06:09:22 PM
in a glass
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Post by: roseway on June 19, 2007, 06:39:44 PM
cottage near to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 19, 2007, 07:42:34 PM
the Yellow Brick
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 19, 2007, 09:41:14 PM
road on the
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Post by: Astral on June 19, 2007, 09:42:20 PM
edge of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 19, 2007, 09:44:44 PM
forrest and through
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Post by: Astral on June 19, 2007, 09:48:55 PM
a fantastic coincidence
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 19, 2007, 10:01:03 PM
there was also
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 19, 2007, 10:05:23 PM
meeting of the
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Post by: kitz on June 19, 2007, 11:46:41 PM
tin man and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 20, 2007, 06:56:54 AM
the plastic soldier
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Post by: Astral on June 20, 2007, 07:55:29 AM
in a clearing
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Post by: kitz on June 20, 2007, 09:20:59 AM
by the river
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 20, 2007, 09:47:12 AM
which flowed through
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 20, 2007, 10:18:49 AM
the forest, although
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 20, 2007, 10:28:06 AM
there was no
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Post by: roseway on June 20, 2007, 11:04:15 AM
obvious way out
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Post by: kitz on June 20, 2007, 12:44:52 PM
of the forest,
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Post by: roseway on June 20, 2007, 12:56:49 PM
so the pixies
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Post by: kitz on June 20, 2007, 02:31:28 PM
had to go
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 20, 2007, 04:37:11 PM
and were replaced
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 20, 2007, 05:06:42 PM
by chimps who
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Post by: mr_chris on June 20, 2007, 05:39:15 PM
wore pixie costumes
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Post by: roseway on June 20, 2007, 06:43:48 PM
which made them
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Post by: kitz on June 20, 2007, 07:01:32 PM
a bit uptight
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Post by: roseway on June 20, 2007, 07:18:11 PM
about their appearance
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 20, 2007, 07:33:55 PM
and feeling rather
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Post by: roseway on June 21, 2007, 07:23:18 AM
embarrassed about all
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 21, 2007, 10:59:06 AM
the pink frills
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Post by: roseway on June 21, 2007, 11:12:24 AM
on their skirts.

[Enough of that, I think :) ]
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Post by: kitz on June 21, 2007, 12:17:01 PM
damn!  :D

However, they were
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Post by: roseway on June 21, 2007, 02:05:24 PM
very pleased with
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Post by: kitz on June 21, 2007, 02:09:31 PM
the pretty blue
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Post by: roseway on June 21, 2007, 06:44:01 PM
bows which they
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 21, 2007, 08:47:07 PM
tied around their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 22, 2007, 07:11:04 AM
pigtails, together with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 22, 2007, 11:17:45 AM
the red handbags
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Post by: roseway on June 22, 2007, 11:30:59 AM
made them look
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Post by: kitz on June 22, 2007, 11:37:21 AM
rather silly when
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 22, 2007, 12:45:54 PM
they climbed in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 22, 2007, 12:49:41 PM
Delboy's Reliant Robin
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Post by: roseway on June 22, 2007, 04:01:46 PM
but chimps can't
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 22, 2007, 07:09:55 PM
drive and they
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Post by: Astral on June 22, 2007, 10:49:00 PM
have no sense
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Post by: kitz on June 22, 2007, 11:30:19 PM
of direction so
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 22, 2007, 11:32:53 PM
there was a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 22, 2007, 11:52:08 PM
mad panic when
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on June 23, 2007, 12:40:46 AM
you-know-who volunteered to  ::)
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Post by: kitz on June 23, 2007, 01:02:58 AM
be the chauffeur
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on June 23, 2007, 02:25:48 AM
but had to
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Post by: kitz on June 23, 2007, 02:28:11 AM
move his white
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Post by: roseway on June 23, 2007, 07:17:54 AM
shirt before he
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Post by: kitz on June 23, 2007, 08:40:19 AM
lol and I was thinking white stick :D
------

could sit down
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Post by: Astral on June 23, 2007, 10:15:55 AM
in the driver's
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Post by: roseway on June 23, 2007, 10:44:57 AM
oily seat, which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 23, 2007, 10:51:51 AM
necessitated him donning
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 23, 2007, 12:39:54 PM
a boiler suit
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Post by: Astral on June 23, 2007, 12:55:37 PM
and top hat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 23, 2007, 01:04:27 PM
with platform shoes
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Post by: roseway on June 23, 2007, 02:47:35 PM
which made him
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Post by: kitz on June 23, 2007, 02:59:10 PM
3 foot tall
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Post by: roseway on June 23, 2007, 06:49:55 PM
but five feet
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 23, 2007, 09:56:17 PM
around the waist
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 24, 2007, 07:04:18 AM
with the result
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 24, 2007, 10:58:02 AM
that the seat
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Post by: roseway on June 24, 2007, 12:34:48 PM
wasn't strong enough
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Post by: kitz on June 24, 2007, 07:29:26 PM
and collapsed into
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 24, 2007, 10:35:44 PM
a pile of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 25, 2007, 12:29:40 AM
dirty washing which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on June 25, 2007, 01:23:00 AM
which started to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 25, 2007, 07:11:59 AM
smell rather badly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 25, 2007, 08:23:10 AM
of rancid butter
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 25, 2007, 09:23:03 AM
and engine oil
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 25, 2007, 09:31:44 AM
which is not
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 25, 2007, 10:32:53 AM
for the faint
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 25, 2007, 10:50:43 AM
hearted nor anyone
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 25, 2007, 12:24:11 PM
suffering from acute
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 25, 2007, 02:37:04 PM
seasonal affective disorder
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 25, 2007, 02:52:25 PM
especially with all
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 25, 2007, 05:30:00 PM
the bad weather
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Post by: kitz on June 25, 2007, 05:47:10 PM
that we have
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 25, 2007, 06:54:01 PM
forgotten how to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 25, 2007, 07:14:28 PM
go outside without
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 25, 2007, 09:54:16 PM
without a knotted
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 25, 2007, 11:38:57 PM
hanky to put
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 25, 2007, 11:58:06 PM
over our knees
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 26, 2007, 12:11:35 AM
to save us
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 26, 2007, 12:50:41 AM
from getting frostbite
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 26, 2007, 12:53:40 AM
from the bracing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 26, 2007, 02:57:17 AM
cold north east
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 26, 2007, 07:31:35 AM
wind, which blows
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 26, 2007, 08:58:06 AM
right through the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 26, 2007, 09:43:48 AM
cracks of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 26, 2007, 09:46:02 AM
doors and windows
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 26, 2007, 10:09:31 AM
in the old
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 26, 2007, 10:14:01 AM
rickety barn which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 26, 2007, 12:23:56 PM
had woodworm in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 26, 2007, 08:42:28 PM
it's ancient beams
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 26, 2007, 11:11:07 PM
up where the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 26, 2007, 11:29:04 PM
the roof timbers
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 27, 2007, 12:35:09 AM
were starting to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 27, 2007, 07:13:51 AM
poke through the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 27, 2007, 08:05:23 AM
old slate tiles.

(and.. breeeeeeathe... ;) )
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 27, 2007, 09:13:41 AM
The following morning
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 27, 2007, 10:56:28 AM
before the sun
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 27, 2007, 11:08:19 AM
had barely risen
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 27, 2007, 12:30:48 PM
and the cock
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 27, 2007, 12:50:38 PM
had yet to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 27, 2007, 01:23:17 PM
disturb the neighbourhood
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 27, 2007, 01:24:56 PM
with its morning
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 27, 2007, 02:00:11 PM
throat clearing and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 27, 2007, 03:42:02 PM
press up exercises
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 27, 2007, 09:44:08 PM
which amused the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 27, 2007, 10:41:42 PM
field mice who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 28, 2007, 07:38:17 AM
were watching from
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 08:54:19 AM
the safety of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 28, 2007, 11:30:43 AM
the cornfield over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 11:44:12 AM
the other side
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 28, 2007, 12:41:19 PM
of the hedge
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 04:43:43 PM
well away from
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Post by: roseway on June 28, 2007, 06:53:28 PM
any predators which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 07:01:57 PM
may be hungry
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 09:46:25 PM
for a mousy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 10:04:58 PM
to eat for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 10:25:30 PM
their supper or
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 10:37:57 PM
a midnight snack
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 10:38:20 PM
or even for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 10:40:07 PM
an early breakfast
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 10:40:45 PM
or  perhaps for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 10:41:31 PM
bait for the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 10:42:18 PM
fishing competition that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 10:43:41 PM
was in progress
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 10:44:02 PM
down by the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 10:44:48 PM
stagnant pond in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 10:49:10 PM
the field by
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Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 10:57:02 PM
the vicarge where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 10:59:23 PM
suprisingly the vicar
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 11:01:38 PM
lived with his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 11:03:44 PM
good lady wife
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 11:04:27 PM
and sixteen cats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 11:05:13 PM
three of whom
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 11:05:31 PM
had lost their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 11:05:46 PM
tails in a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 11:07:51 PM
fight with the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 11:08:20 PM
balrog that lived
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 28, 2007, 11:17:24 PM
in the belfry
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 11:20:55 PM
with the bats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on June 28, 2007, 11:22:08 PM
and the spiders.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 28, 2007, 11:22:39 PM
Meanwhile down the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 28, 2007, 11:35:24 PM
disused railway line
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 29, 2007, 12:26:23 AM
prof_roseway was studying
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 29, 2007, 07:23:45 AM
how to stop


[You lot HAVE been busy, haven't you? :) ]
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 29, 2007, 08:49:09 AM
a giant asteroid
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 29, 2007, 09:17:07 AM
the leaves from

heading straight towards
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 29, 2007, 09:22:25 AM
Grand Central Station
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Post by: kitz on June 29, 2007, 10:20:12 AM
whoops I messed that up - sorry - didnt see astrals reply on the next page :/
[goes to do some editing]

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where 2000 commuters



Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 29, 2007, 10:33:29 AM
were waiting for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 29, 2007, 11:26:04 AM
the number 39
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 29, 2007, 11:33:16 AM
express to take
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 29, 2007, 02:20:02 PM
them to Transylvania




(Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania choo-choo?)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 29, 2007, 03:46:03 PM
 :D


but unfortunately it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 29, 2007, 03:55:13 PM
was only going
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on June 29, 2007, 04:47:29 PM
to Elm Street
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on June 29, 2007, 05:36:08 PM
where Freddie was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on June 29, 2007, 06:43:21 PM
contemplating his navel
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Post by: oldfogy on June 29, 2007, 06:53:09 PM
amid the rapturous
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Post by: roseway on June 29, 2007, 07:09:52 PM
applause from the
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Post by: Astral on June 29, 2007, 09:28:16 PM
Beasty Boys who
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Post by: roseway on June 30, 2007, 06:33:38 AM
were watching from
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Post by: Pwiggler on June 30, 2007, 08:52:58 AM
their new loft

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Post by: Astral on June 30, 2007, 10:49:42 AM
apartment across the
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Post by: Pwiggler on June 30, 2007, 11:22:45 AM
way.  meanwhile, in
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Post by: Astral on June 30, 2007, 11:27:07 AM
the disused church
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Post by: roseway on June 30, 2007, 12:43:25 PM
beside the river
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Post by: Astral on June 30, 2007, 01:15:20 PM
there was a
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Post by: kitz on June 30, 2007, 02:03:57 PM
cat who snoozed
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Post by: Pwiggler on June 30, 2007, 02:19:16 PM
under the old
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Post by: roseway on June 30, 2007, 03:51:10 PM
pulpit which was
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Post by: kitz on June 30, 2007, 07:41:07 PM
dusty and made
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Post by: Astral on June 30, 2007, 08:05:47 PM
of pitch pine
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Post by: kitz on June 30, 2007, 11:23:28 PM
which was now
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Post by: Astral on June 30, 2007, 11:29:04 PM
looking very rickety
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 01, 2007, 07:40:26 AM
from many years
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Post by: roseway on July 01, 2007, 07:44:52 AM
of abuse by
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 01, 2007, 07:48:33 AM
delerious radical rodents
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Post by: roseway on July 01, 2007, 08:24:58 AM
whose teeth were
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 01, 2007, 09:22:07 AM
like glistening pearls
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Post by: roseway on July 01, 2007, 10:17:39 AM
with razor sharp
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Post by: Astral on July 01, 2007, 10:24:53 AM
edges that gnawed
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 01, 2007, 11:29:50 AM
easily through the

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Post by: Astral on July 01, 2007, 11:38:27 AM
the supporting posts
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 01, 2007, 01:37:09 PM
when suddenly all
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Post by: roseway on July 01, 2007, 02:26:19 PM
the timbers gave
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 01, 2007, 02:41:40 PM
way, BANG !!!!   KABOOSHKAAAA !!!!

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Post by: kitz on July 01, 2007, 05:55:12 PM
 :lol: @ KABOOSHAKAAA

--------

and the altar
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Post by: roseway on July 01, 2007, 06:47:34 PM
collapsed into the
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Post by: Astral on July 01, 2007, 08:16:19 PM
aisle with the
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Post by: kitz on July 01, 2007, 08:56:34 PM
communion wine spilling
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Post by: Astral on July 01, 2007, 09:00:28 PM
all over the
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Post by: kitz on July 01, 2007, 11:28:50 PM
holy rug that
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Post by: Astral on July 01, 2007, 11:33:06 PM
had a hole
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Post by: kitz on July 02, 2007, 02:04:37 AM
right in the
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Post by: roseway on July 02, 2007, 07:01:16 AM
centre of the
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Post by: Astral on July 02, 2007, 08:54:23 AM
pile caused by
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Post by: kitz on July 02, 2007, 10:50:23 AM
the vicar dropping

(oops typo - vidar = vicar)
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Post by: roseway on July 02, 2007, 03:29:15 PM
from a great
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Post by: kitz on July 02, 2007, 06:01:41 PM
height his lighted
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Post by: roseway on July 02, 2007, 06:48:29 PM
[And I went to the trouble of googling for 'vidar' which gave some interesting results :D ]

cigarette, which is
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Post by: kitz on July 02, 2007, 07:22:21 PM
lol...  Im so sorry  :D

how the hole
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 02, 2007, 07:26:53 PM
appeared.  meanwhile down

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Post by: Astral on July 02, 2007, 08:51:49 PM
in a sewer
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Post by: kitz on July 02, 2007, 09:59:02 PM
under the old
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Post by: Astral on July 02, 2007, 10:21:09 PM
gas works, a
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Post by: kitz on July 02, 2007, 10:32:15 PM
(n) old black rat
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Post by: Astral on July 02, 2007, 10:40:31 PM
was investigating a
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Post by: kitz on July 02, 2007, 11:01:37 PM
juicy piece of
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Post by: Astral on July 02, 2007, 11:08:28 PM
steak he found
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Post by: oldfogy on July 02, 2007, 11:26:04 PM
only to discover
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Post by: Astral on July 02, 2007, 11:45:38 PM
that it was
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 03, 2007, 08:04:34 AM
a wooden pole (steak??)

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Post by: Astral on July 03, 2007, 08:36:19 AM
which hurt his
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Post by: roseway on July 03, 2007, 10:15:27 AM
>>> steak --> pole :D


feelings, because he
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Post by: Astral on July 03, 2007, 11:11:33 AM
was rather partial
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Post by: roseway on July 03, 2007, 12:33:59 PM
to a supper
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 03, 2007, 07:38:05 PM
snack, then off

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Post by: Astral on July 03, 2007, 09:06:21 PM
to the pub
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Post by: roseway on July 04, 2007, 06:42:48 AM
for a bucket
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Post by: Astral on July 04, 2007, 08:49:29 AM
of slops before
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Post by: roseway on July 04, 2007, 09:25:18 AM
retiring to bed.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 04, 2007, 10:13:43 AM
While he was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 04, 2007, 12:30:30 PM
crawling up the
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Post by: kitz on July 04, 2007, 12:34:42 PM
stairs into the
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Post by: roseway on July 04, 2007, 04:27:57 PM
little attic room
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Post by: kitz on July 04, 2007, 04:58:04 PM
where oldfogy sat
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Post by: roseway on July 04, 2007, 06:46:21 PM
contemplating his navel
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Post by: kitz on July 04, 2007, 06:51:43 PM
whilst waiting for
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Post by: roseway on July 04, 2007, 07:11:01 PM
something to happen
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Post by: kitz on July 04, 2007, 07:12:59 PM
outside in the
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Post by: Astral on July 04, 2007, 07:39:31 PM
real world a
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Post by: kitz on July 04, 2007, 09:37:47 PM
crow was eyeing
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Post by: Astral on July 04, 2007, 09:45:48 PM
up a piece
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Post by: kitz on July 04, 2007, 09:50:31 PM
of rancid meat
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Post by: Astral on July 04, 2007, 10:09:50 PM
hanging on the
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Post by: kitz on July 04, 2007, 10:19:16 PM
washing line to
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Post by: Astral on July 04, 2007, 10:26:40 PM
attract flies for
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Post by: kitz on July 05, 2007, 12:18:59 AM
the spiders to
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Post by: oldfogy on July 05, 2007, 01:53:29 AM
feast upon, although
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Post by: roseway on July 05, 2007, 07:27:39 AM
the cats were
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 05, 2007, 08:28:30 AM
looking steely eyed

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Post by: Astral on July 05, 2007, 09:29:30 AM
at the thought
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Post by: roseway on July 05, 2007, 10:37:47 AM
of some mouldy

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Post by: Astral on July 05, 2007, 10:53:55 AM
old morsel to
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Post by: roseway on July 05, 2007, 12:42:10 PM
get their claws
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Post by: Astral on July 05, 2007, 01:49:43 PM
into before they
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Post by: oldfogy on July 05, 2007, 02:23:44 PM
sat preening themselves
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Post by: roseway on July 05, 2007, 04:13:26 PM
and looking smug
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Post by: kitz on July 05, 2007, 05:42:18 PM
after having stolen
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Post by: oldfogy on July 05, 2007, 05:51:24 PM
the limelight from
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Post by: kitz on July 05, 2007, 05:55:54 PM
the dogs concert
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Post by: oldfogy on July 05, 2007, 06:17:24 PM
playing at Battersea
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 05, 2007, 06:41:42 PM
dogs home.  the
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Post by: roseway on July 05, 2007, 06:45:06 PM
cats didn't give
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Post by: oldfogy on July 05, 2007, 06:48:31 PM
a fig though
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 05, 2007, 07:22:19 PM
after all, they
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Post by: oldfogy on July 05, 2007, 07:49:38 PM
considered to be
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Post by: kitz on July 05, 2007, 08:18:47 PM
more elite than
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Post by: Astral on July 05, 2007, 10:20:37 PM
any mere mutt
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Post by: oldfogy on July 06, 2007, 01:00:00 AM
with the exception
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Post by: Astral on July 06, 2007, 01:07:44 AM
of Scottie, whose
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Post by: oldfogy on July 06, 2007, 01:37:48 AM
new around here
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Post by: kitz on July 06, 2007, 02:03:48 AM
and his mum
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Post by: roseway on July 06, 2007, 06:52:41 AM
uses his name
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Post by: Astral on July 06, 2007, 09:17:28 AM
for the purpose
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 06, 2007, 10:26:42 AM
of trying to
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Post by: roseway on July 06, 2007, 10:50:38 AM
look like a

[careful now! ;D ]
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Post by: kitz on July 06, 2007, 12:08:54 PM
[treads carefully :)]

a dog-lover that

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Post by: roseway on July 06, 2007, 12:45:05 PM
she really is :angel:
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Post by: oldfogy on July 06, 2007, 01:47:02 PM
although on a

(still tread carefully)
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Post by: roseway on July 06, 2007, 04:56:00 PM
fast train to
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 06, 2007, 05:10:05 PM
camberwick green station

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Post by: kitz on July 06, 2007, 05:10:40 PM
where windymiller was
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Post by: oldfogy on July 06, 2007, 05:58:58 PM
eating baked beans
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 06, 2007, 06:14:34 PM
with his fingers  :o
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Post by: roseway on July 06, 2007, 06:43:02 PM
which unfortunately resulted
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 06, 2007, 07:30:57 PM
in getting them
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Post by: oldfogy on July 06, 2007, 07:40:34 PM
all around his
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 06, 2007, 07:43:54 PM
millstones and on
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Post by: Astral on July 06, 2007, 08:00:57 PM
to his smock
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 06, 2007, 08:11:29 PM
'flippin heck' he
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Post by: oldfogy on July 06, 2007, 08:29:43 PM
said loudly, when
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 06, 2007, 08:38:05 PM
he found a

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Post by: kitz on July 07, 2007, 01:09:26 AM
gold coin in
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Post by: oldfogy on July 07, 2007, 01:38:08 AM
in the palm  :lol:

(and no, I did not see this post first)
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Post by: roseway on July 07, 2007, 08:24:53 AM
tree by the
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 07, 2007, 09:01:22 AM
pool at the
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Post by: roseway on July 07, 2007, 11:12:46 AM
end of the
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 11:31:05 AM
patio, and immediately
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Post by: roseway on July 07, 2007, 11:52:59 AM
it turned into
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 07, 2007, 11:56:20 AM
a strange looking
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 12:03:19 PM
mirror which showed
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 07, 2007, 12:12:30 PM
the reflection of........
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Post by: kitz on July 07, 2007, 12:15:25 PM
prof roseway busy
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 07, 2007, 12:17:13 PM
cleaning the new
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 12:58:33 PM
telescope that he
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Post by: roseway on July 07, 2007, 01:09:38 PM
bought for watching
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 07, 2007, 01:21:17 PM
his neighbour undress
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Post by: oldfogy on July 07, 2007, 01:59:07 PM
the turkey brought
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 07, 2007, 02:21:26 PM
home by his
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Post by: roseway on July 07, 2007, 02:23:19 PM
(I like the sig :) )


friendly neighbourhood butcher
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 07, 2007, 02:23:43 PM
was still twitching
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 02:54:29 PM
because it wasn't
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Post by: oldfogy on July 07, 2007, 03:17:45 PM
completely dead, when
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 07, 2007, 03:44:06 PM
gobble gobble gobble
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 03:54:23 PM
it leapt up
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Post by: kitz on July 07, 2007, 03:55:11 PM
and ran out
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 03:57:40 PM
of the garden
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Post by: kitz on July 07, 2007, 03:58:05 PM
and down the
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 03:58:54 PM
road, towards the
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 07, 2007, 04:00:23 PM
playground where he
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 04:12:06 PM
climbed up the
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Post by: roseway on July 07, 2007, 04:14:01 PM
see-saw and bounced
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 04:25:03 PM
the garden gnome
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 07, 2007, 04:41:44 PM
off his perch
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 04:45:34 PM
and into the
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 07, 2007, 07:11:21 PM
huge crator which

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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 07:18:51 PM
had appeared since
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Post by: roseway on July 07, 2007, 07:30:37 PM
we started this
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Post by: oldfogy on July 07, 2007, 07:32:20 PM
thread, then died.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 07:38:44 PM
At the mortuary
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Post by: kitz on July 07, 2007, 07:50:54 PM
the caretaker was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 07:59:15 PM
sweeping up the
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 07, 2007, 08:29:58 PM
shrapnel when suddenly
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 07, 2007, 08:40:36 PM
windy miller burst
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 07, 2007, 09:17:06 PM
a boil on
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 07, 2007, 09:31:25 PM
his botty; "Ouch"
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Post by: kitz on July 07, 2007, 09:51:38 PM
all hell broke
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Post by: Astral on July 07, 2007, 11:43:58 PM
loose as he
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Post by: kitz on July 08, 2007, 12:11:25 AM
watched puss squirt
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Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 12:21:33 AM
up the walls
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Post by: oldfogy on July 08, 2007, 04:38:14 AM
along with Chinese
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Post by: roseway on July 08, 2007, 07:50:16 AM
[You lot do misbehave when I'm not around to keep you in control]

lanterns and other
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Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 11:01:59 AM
decorations for the
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Post by: roseway on July 08, 2007, 11:21:11 AM
Chinese New Year
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Post by: kitz on July 08, 2007, 11:43:55 AM
that Mrs Wong
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 12:09:46 PM
the proprietor of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 08, 2007, 12:28:25 PM
the laundry had
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Post by: roseway on July 08, 2007, 12:47:37 PM
lovingly prepared with
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Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 01:02:02 PM
the help of
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 08, 2007, 01:24:35 PM
godzilla who wasnt

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 08, 2007, 02:00:00 PM
really feeling himself
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 08, 2007, 03:35:19 PM
as a result
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 08, 2007, 03:59:37 PM
of an excess
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Post by: roseway on July 08, 2007, 04:01:22 PM
of feeling someone-else.
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 08, 2007, 04:09:42 PM
who wasn't aware
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Post by: roseway on July 08, 2007, 04:30:49 PM
of the consequences

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 05:08:21 PM
of the unbearable
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Post by: roseway on July 08, 2007, 06:45:32 PM
tension which was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 08, 2007, 06:52:13 PM
beginning to have
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 06:59:55 PM
a dileterious effect
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 08, 2007, 07:15:22 PM
in the region
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Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 08:06:58 PM
immediately surrounding the
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 08, 2007, 08:37:23 PM
far end of
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Post by: Astral on July 08, 2007, 08:43:23 PM
the railway terminus
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 08, 2007, 11:25:49 PM
where OMG!!!!  The
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 09, 2007, 12:09:14 AM
Four Horsemen of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on July 09, 2007, 01:16:21 AM
Stanford riding stables
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Post by: roseway on July 09, 2007, 07:18:36 AM
had all fallen
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 09, 2007, 08:32:11 AM
over the precipice
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Post by: kitz on July 09, 2007, 08:55:39 AM
and down into
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 09, 2007, 09:23:15 AM
the chasm below
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Post by: kitz on July 09, 2007, 10:28:44 AM
where it landed
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Post by: roseway on July 09, 2007, 01:18:12 PM
on a sharp
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Post by: oldfogy on July 09, 2007, 03:40:10 PM
edged tongue of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 09, 2007, 04:13:35 PM
a shoe belonging
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 09, 2007, 04:36:43 PM
to a troll
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 09, 2007, 04:38:16 PM
"who's been wearing..."
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 09, 2007, 04:40:22 PM
'my pants' bellowed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 09, 2007, 05:23:07 PM
daddy bear, and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 09, 2007, 06:14:04 PM
baby bear said,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 09, 2007, 06:42:53 PM
"you're all lunatics"
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 09, 2007, 07:39:52 PM
"there MY pants" ...
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 09, 2007, 08:19:26 PM
"pink, frilly and..."
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 09, 2007, 09:39:57 PM
lacy which come
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Post by: oldfogy on July 09, 2007, 10:45:21 PM
free with every
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 09, 2007, 10:48:45 PM
copy of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 09, 2007, 11:14:54 PM
Janet & John annual
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 09, 2007, 11:30:55 PM
subscription to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 10, 2007, 07:45:56 AM
Times International Edition
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 08:22:37 AM
large print version  ;)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 08:25:54 AM
and, what about
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 10:50:58 AM
the other one
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Post by: roseway on July 10, 2007, 11:10:59 AM
with the funny
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 12:24:26 PM
mark on the
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Post by: kitz on July 10, 2007, 12:32:35 PM
back of its
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Post by: roseway on July 10, 2007, 01:03:14 PM
left leg, which
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Post by: kitz on July 10, 2007, 01:10:34 PM
had been there
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 01:25:07 PM
since time began
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 02:03:57 PM
which had caused
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 02:28:45 PM
a deep scar
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Post by: kitz on July 10, 2007, 02:30:42 PM
to form and
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 02:35:10 PM
shaped like a
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Post by: kitz on July 10, 2007, 02:36:20 PM
pink upside down
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 02:43:03 PM
blancmange with lots
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Post by: kitz on July 10, 2007, 03:32:50 PM
of sprinkles on
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 03:36:51 PM
the side with
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Post by: roseway on July 10, 2007, 03:44:47 PM
raspberry jam and
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 04:25:36 PM
runny cream,  all
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 05:16:27 PM
gooey and slimy
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Post by: kitz on July 10, 2007, 05:18:49 PM
as it had
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Post by: roseway on July 10, 2007, 06:49:56 PM
been passed through
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 07:41:54 PM
a wet sock
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 08:08:29 PM
which belonged to
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 08:16:48 PM
a long lost
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 09:43:38 PM
cousin who had
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 10, 2007, 09:46:01 PM
been missing for
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Post by: oldfogy on July 10, 2007, 11:00:14 PM
all of three
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 10, 2007, 11:34:56 PM
centuries because of
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Post by: Astral on July 10, 2007, 11:57:01 PM
a mix up
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Post by: oldfogy on July 11, 2007, 12:26:15 AM
with Gregorian calendar
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Post by: Astral on July 11, 2007, 06:37:37 AM
which meant that
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 07:11:16 AM
everyone was confused (including me :) )
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Post by: Astral on July 11, 2007, 07:13:00 AM
(Not just me then. Phew! :))
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 08:59:09 AM
(wasn't that the plan  :doh: :swoon:)

everyone was confused

until along came
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Post by: kitz on July 11, 2007, 09:34:59 AM
lol me too  :D

a wise old
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 10:08:25 AM
woman with a
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Post by: kitz on July 11, 2007, 10:41:11 AM
tight grey perm
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 10:48:05 AM
and fishnet stockings
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Post by: kitz on July 11, 2007, 11:02:27 AM
which had ladders
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 11:12:33 AM
right up to  :o
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 11, 2007, 11:40:22 AM
her bedroom window
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 11:43:58 AM
 :D

which was a
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 11, 2007, 11:45:47 AM
fair few stories
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 11:46:31 AM
below sea level
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 11, 2007, 11:48:27 AM
 :D

and the pressure
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 12:27:40 PM
on her ears
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 11, 2007, 12:36:54 PM
was unbearable, so
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 01:05:46 PM
she belched loudly
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 01:26:22 PM
emitting methane gas
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 11, 2007, 02:35:37 PM
which propelled her     :o
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Post by: kitz on July 11, 2007, 03:46:38 PM
to the next
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 11, 2007, 04:20:49 PM
of three giant
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 04:22:36 PM
hungry alligators, which
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 11, 2007, 04:27:26 PM
which was rather
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 11, 2007, 04:29:38 PM
fortunate, considering they
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 11, 2007, 04:37:53 PM
were vegetarians, so
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 05:29:36 PM
"shoes!" she cried
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 11, 2007, 05:38:27 PM
"just when I"
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 06:59:48 PM
was about to
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 11, 2007, 07:26:37 PM
'shave 'me legs'

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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 07:49:19 PM
'but now I'
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Post by: kitz on July 11, 2007, 08:00:37 PM
am going to
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 11, 2007, 08:39:57 PM
have the operation
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 08:42:17 PM
to remove my
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 11, 2007, 08:47:40 PM
inconveniently placed, large
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 08:51:58 PM
bags from under
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Post by: oldfogy on July 11, 2007, 08:56:53 PM
my stairs, just

(Nobody goggled the Gregorian Calendar then) It was the first original calendar before the one we use at present and i think it had 13 months in the year. Some parts of the world, "Poland I think still use it"
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 11, 2007, 09:23:08 PM
when I've painted

( Russia used to use the Julian Calendar until the reintroduction of the Gregorian, and to the present time  the Russian Orthodox Church uses the Julian.  The change resulted in the loss of 13 days.  Friends of mine in Russia  still celebrate the 'old' Christmas on 7th January ...)
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Post by: oldfogy on July 11, 2007, 09:32:29 PM
Quote
still celebrate the 'old' Christmas on 7th January ...)
That date sounds very familiar, so it is probably the Julian that Poland use, as a friend of mine goes there for Christmas in January.

the town red
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Post by: roseway on July 11, 2007, 09:38:09 PM
and yellow and
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Post by: kitz on July 11, 2007, 09:49:23 PM
pink and blue
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 11, 2007, 11:14:58 PM
if only I
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Post by: oldfogy on July 12, 2007, 01:27:46 AM
had a matching
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Post by: roseway on July 12, 2007, 07:07:01 AM
pinny to wear
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 12, 2007, 08:28:05 AM
I'd be Queen
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Post by: roseway on July 12, 2007, 10:09:57 AM
of Chipping Sodbury
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 12, 2007, 02:06:26 PM
and my entourage
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 12, 2007, 02:43:18 PM
would Morris Dance   
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 12, 2007, 02:44:04 PM
along the riverbank
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 12, 2007, 02:46:44 PM
through the trees
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 12, 2007, 03:03:38 PM
until they came
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Post by: roseway on July 12, 2007, 03:48:14 PM
to a clearing
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 12, 2007, 04:02:24 PM
where a group
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 12, 2007, 04:05:25 PM
Friesian cattle grazed
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 12, 2007, 05:40:13 PM
expelling carbon emissions


 :lol:
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Post by: roseway on July 12, 2007, 06:55:14 PM
and repeating themselves
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Post by: Astral on July 12, 2007, 08:52:50 PM
ad infinitum until
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Post by: kitz on July 12, 2007, 09:18:17 PM
the haze surrounding
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Post by: Astral on July 12, 2007, 09:38:46 PM
them resembled a
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Post by: kitz on July 12, 2007, 09:54:23 PM
pea souper fog
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Post by: Astral on July 12, 2007, 10:15:35 PM
reminiscent of the
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Post by: kitz on July 12, 2007, 11:03:28 PM
early 20th century
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Post by: oldfogy on July 13, 2007, 01:56:13 AM
when father Jack  :drink:
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Post by: roseway on July 13, 2007, 07:06:19 AM
was still thinking
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 08:13:58 AM
about his tea
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Post by: roseway on July 13, 2007, 08:40:27 AM
with cucumber sandwiches
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Post by: Astral on July 13, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
(crusts removed) and
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Post by: roseway on July 13, 2007, 10:21:07 AM
a large Guinness
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 10:46:03 AM
with a straw


[Guinness through a straw  ???]
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 13, 2007, 10:46:50 AM
which  was broken !
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Post by: roseway on July 13, 2007, 10:58:46 AM
Notwithstanding all this
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 11:26:23 AM
he grabbed his
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 13, 2007, 12:34:39 PM
pink sequinned haversack
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 12:48:58 PM
and big floppy
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 13, 2007, 01:03:28 PM
eared toy bunny 
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Post by: Astral on July 13, 2007, 02:30:33 PM
and set off
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 02:39:27 PM
to the woods
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 13, 2007, 02:48:41 PM
where he'd arranged    (are apostrophe's cheating   :D ...........hope so  ;D)
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 02:56:10 PM
for a clandestine
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Post by: roseway on July 13, 2007, 02:59:07 PM
>>> are apostrophe's cheating
No, but putting one where it doesn't belong is beyond the pale >:D


assignation with Goldilocks
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 13, 2007, 03:04:30 PM

( ;D  you spotted my little joke !)

and her bodyguard
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Post by: roseway on July 13, 2007, 07:19:00 PM
:)

who was called
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 13, 2007, 07:33:21 PM
Ruby who had

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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 08:09:34 PM
a huge wart
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Post by: Astral on July 13, 2007, 10:10:54 PM
on her nose
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 13, 2007, 10:17:19 PM
and another on
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Post by: roseway on July 13, 2007, 10:51:30 PM
the side of
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 13, 2007, 10:54:19 PM
her left cheek
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Post by: Astral on July 13, 2007, 11:10:23 PM
which made her
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Post by: oldfogy on July 14, 2007, 05:07:13 AM
walk lopsided around
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Post by: roseway on July 14, 2007, 08:23:20 AM
the town, so
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 08:52:36 AM
she always dropped
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 09:58:54 AM
her shopping bags
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 11:15:36 AM
behind the bikeshed
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Post by: roseway on July 14, 2007, 11:34:37 AM
[Oh no, we're back there :) ]

where the boys
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 11:49:47 AM
had a discreet
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 11:55:35 AM
peephole where they
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 11:57:15 AM
watched and giggled
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 12:46:32 PM
as she took
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 12:58:16 PM
her teeth out
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Post by: roseway on July 14, 2007, 02:24:17 PM
and put them
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 02:36:14 PM
in a bucket
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 02:37:44 PM
of thick red
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 04:05:56 PM
beetroot juice and
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Post by: roseway on July 14, 2007, 04:42:52 PM
home made gin
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 04:45:02 PM
then was sick
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 04:54:13 PM
all over the
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Post by: roseway on July 14, 2007, 04:58:42 PM
games mistress's bike
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 04:59:42 PM
so she was
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 05:05:12 PM
unable to take
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Post by: oldfogy on July 14, 2007, 05:06:08 PM
not very happy
to the road
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 05:11:07 PM
instead she sat
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 14, 2007, 06:35:15 PM
high on the
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Post by: roseway on July 14, 2007, 06:39:10 PM
head teacher's agenda
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 06:40:11 PM
expecting the cane
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 14, 2007, 06:52:33 PM
antique setee to
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 07:46:46 PM
explode at  any
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 08:07:21 PM
moment but instead
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 08:34:52 PM
there was an
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 09:22:06 PM
knock at the door
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 10:11:32 PM
knocker which knocked
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 14, 2007, 10:31:28 PM
the knocker into
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 14, 2007, 10:34:25 PM
the front of
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Post by: roseway on July 14, 2007, 10:50:24 PM
an antique Rolls
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Post by: Astral on July 14, 2007, 10:56:13 PM
Royce which was
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Post by: oldfogy on July 15, 2007, 03:33:22 AM
driven by Orinoco
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 15, 2007, 07:55:09 AM
flow, sung by

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Post by: roseway on July 15, 2007, 07:59:01 AM
Enya, whose name
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 15, 2007, 08:50:31 AM
conjures up horrifying
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 15, 2007, 09:53:17 AM
images of debauchery
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Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 11:12:17 AM
and generally unsavoury






(Innuendo; an Italian suppository)
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Post by: Floydoid on July 15, 2007, 11:52:16 AM
practices that show
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 15, 2007, 12:01:19 PM
a reluctance to
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Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 12:02:53 PM
get to grips
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 15, 2007, 12:03:28 PM
with reality or
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Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 12:06:33 PM
anything else for
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 15, 2007, 12:20:58 PM
the reasons which
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 15, 2007, 12:21:51 PM
shall remain nameless
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Post by: roseway on July 15, 2007, 12:44:49 PM
(thank heavens) but
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 15, 2007, 01:00:48 PM
which might be
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 15, 2007, 01:48:00 PM
discovered once the
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Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 01:57:56 PM
secret of the
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 15, 2007, 02:24:15 PM
black magic box

(remember that 1?)
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 15, 2007, 02:42:58 PM
had been revealed


(yes I do  :()
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Post by: Floydoid on July 15, 2007, 04:05:01 PM
to anyone that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 15, 2007, 04:14:16 PM
possessed the secret
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 15, 2007, 04:20:02 PM
password which cracked
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 15, 2007, 05:24:26 PM
the new mirror
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Post by: roseway on July 15, 2007, 06:42:00 PM
from side to
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 15, 2007, 06:57:30 PM
side.  now that

(1 of the longest sentances yet i think!)
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Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 07:01:35 PM
the cat was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 15, 2007, 07:06:57 PM
purring gently by
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 07:13:20 PM
the woodburning stove,
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 15, 2007, 10:07:28 PM
everyone gathered around
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Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 10:38:45 PM
and waited for
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Post by: roseway on July 15, 2007, 10:45:50 PM
something to happen. (The shortest sentence so far :) )
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Post by: Astral on July 15, 2007, 11:06:10 PM
The next morning



(I'm off to bed, I'll be interested to see what happened in the morning)
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Post by: Floydoid on July 16, 2007, 05:23:11 AM
it was raining
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 16, 2007, 06:40:40 AM
with enormous hailstones
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Post by: Astral on July 16, 2007, 08:26:34 AM
the size of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 08:35:37 AM
those things that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 16, 2007, 09:12:57 AM
men try hitting
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 16, 2007, 09:15:04 AM
in an attempt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 09:28:10 AM
to boost their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 16, 2007, 09:48:07 AM
self esteem, but
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 09:58:59 AM
despite the rain,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 16, 2007, 12:49:31 PM
and mud on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 16, 2007, 01:00:10 PM
the carpet where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 16, 2007, 01:33:10 PM
'er indoors had
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Post by: kitz on July 16, 2007, 03:01:52 PM
refused to clean

(gosh its amazing to read about 6 pages at once and wonder about some of the warped minds we must have on here)  :lol:
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 03:06:58 PM
the cats whoopsies
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 16, 2007, 03:07:43 PM
which had been
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 03:26:16 PM
there for three
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Post by: kitz on July 16, 2007, 03:26:52 PM
weeks and were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 03:28:56 PM
starting to resemble
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 16, 2007, 04:00:36 PM
the lion's cage
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 16, 2007, 04:14:40 PM
at twycross zoo
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 16, 2007, 04:27:52 PM
on a busy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 16, 2007, 04:31:12 PM
Saturday afternoon, after
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 16, 2007, 04:33:57 PM
going mad over
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 16, 2007, 04:52:30 PM
the last Rolo
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 05:08:34 PM
which was stolen
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 16, 2007, 05:15:01 PM
by a weasel
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 05:17:48 PM
whose fur coat
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 16, 2007, 05:18:39 PM
was white from
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 05:19:29 PM
the spilled tippex
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Post by: Floydoid on July 16, 2007, 05:20:22 PM
a blonde had
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Post by: Astral on July 16, 2007, 05:28:02 PM
thought was Malibu
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Post by: kitz on July 16, 2007, 05:35:35 PM
and had knocked
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Post by: Astral on July 16, 2007, 05:42:08 PM
it  over in
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Post by: Floydoid on July 16, 2007, 05:43:44 PM
the bar whilst
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Post by: Astral on July 16, 2007, 05:44:38 PM
having a night
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 16, 2007, 05:45:17 PM
to remember, with
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Post by: roseway on July 16, 2007, 06:43:55 PM
Ann Widdecombe and
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Post by: Floydoid on July 16, 2007, 07:06:55 PM
a dog named
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 16, 2007, 08:06:28 PM
Eric who only
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Post by: Astral on July 16, 2007, 08:56:52 PM
answered to the
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Post by: kitz on July 16, 2007, 10:16:11 PM
name of "Big
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Post by: roseway on July 17, 2007, 07:23:00 AM
Ears" or "Noddy"
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 08:30:02 AM
and was generally
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 08:38:22 AM
not very bright
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Post by: kitz on July 17, 2007, 08:47:29 AM
since he couldn't
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 08:54:26 AM
find his dinner
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 17, 2007, 09:34:12 AM
gong which he'd
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 09:41:05 AM
left behind the
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Post by: roseway on July 17, 2007, 10:01:53 AM
dresser in the
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 17, 2007, 10:15:32 AM
boarding house where
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 10:20:50 AM
he liked to
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Post by: roseway on July 17, 2007, 10:28:49 AM
play with the
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 17, 2007, 10:30:50 AM
Landlady at snap
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 10:32:49 AM
crackle and pop
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 17, 2007, 11:05:38 AM
at breakfast time 
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 11:11:45 AM
whilst drinking his
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 17, 2007, 11:16:45 AM
refreshing champagne cocktails
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 11:41:12 AM
that he needed
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 12:20:36 PM
to keep his
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 12:31:22 PM
alcohol level up
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Post by: roseway on July 17, 2007, 12:42:49 PM
to the standard
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 01:09:24 PM
he was accustomed
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 01:16:04 PM
to when several
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 01:18:43 PM
hairy bikers burst
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 01:32:06 PM
their trousers revealing
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 01:55:26 PM
polka dot boxer
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 02:04:35 PM
thongs which didn't
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 02:06:22 PM
match their socks.

(end of sentence)
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 02:47:53 PM
[Oh no!  Not sock and boxers  :vomit:]



Dazzled by the
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Post by: roseway on July 17, 2007, 03:17:31 PM
brilliant orange socks,
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 03:24:48 PM
Noddy staggered towards
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 04:30:27 PM
the bar when
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 04:37:29 PM
a white light beamed
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 04:40:07 PM
across and hit
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 17, 2007, 04:41:44 PM
the mirror, reflecting
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 17, 2007, 04:43:17 PM
right up nelly's

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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 04:51:09 PM
skirt which made
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 04:54:08 PM
the bikers blush  :-[
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 05:43:54 PM
and the weasel
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 06:16:30 PM
headed straight for
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Post by: Floydoid on July 17, 2007, 06:45:37 PM
a fish supper
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Post by: roseway on July 17, 2007, 06:56:43 PM
and scoffed it
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Post by: kitz on July 17, 2007, 07:17:58 PM
quickly before heading
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 07:38:47 PM
next door where
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 09:19:53 PM
he had a
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 09:52:58 PM
double-take because
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 10:05:31 PM
there was a
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Post by: kitz on July 17, 2007, 10:16:03 PM
large fierce dog
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Post by: Astral on July 17, 2007, 10:21:18 PM
in the corner
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 17, 2007, 10:26:43 PM
by his seat
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Post by: kitz on July 17, 2007, 11:09:30 PM
showing his sharp
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Post by: Astral on July 18, 2007, 07:27:08 AM
yellow fangs which
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 07:38:19 AM
frightened the life
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Post by: Astral on July 18, 2007, 07:50:44 AM
out of the
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 08:10:57 AM
poor little weasel
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Post by: Astral on July 18, 2007, 08:13:36 AM
who was sitting
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 18, 2007, 08:19:15 AM
minding his own
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Post by: Floydoid on July 18, 2007, 08:43:27 AM
red alarm clock
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 18, 2007, 08:44:42 AM
which had stopped
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 18, 2007, 09:18:41 AM
just before the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 18, 2007, 09:21:04 AM
the earthquake struck.
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Post by: Floydoid on July 18, 2007, 10:18:59 AM
"Never mind" said
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 11:43:50 AM
a passing cat
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 18, 2007, 11:54:37 AM
"all the more...."
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 12:36:37 PM
for me to
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 18, 2007, 01:40:34 PM
eat" he cried
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 18, 2007, 02:57:56 PM
then he vomited
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Post by: Floydoid on July 18, 2007, 03:40:02 PM
all over both
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 18, 2007, 03:43:43 PM
front paws, which
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 04:01:31 PM
were not improved
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 18, 2007, 04:07:30 PM
by diced carrot
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Post by: Floydoid on July 18, 2007, 04:10:11 PM
, onion gravy, and
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Post by: Accordion on July 18, 2007, 04:44:11 PM
other yukky stuff.
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Post by: Floydoid on July 18, 2007, 04:52:23 PM
Some rice pudding
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 04:54:59 PM
finished off the
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Post by: Accordion on July 18, 2007, 05:03:12 PM
meal in style.
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Post by: Floydoid on July 18, 2007, 05:03:36 PM
The hairy bikers
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 18, 2007, 05:58:08 PM
were too late
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 18, 2007, 06:18:35 PM
to save the weasel
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 18, 2007, 06:37:32 PM
from the devilishly
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 06:46:05 PM
cunning trap set
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 18, 2007, 06:51:46 PM
by zippy, just

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Post by: scottiesmum on July 18, 2007, 07:01:42 PM
before lunch yesterday
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Post by: roseway on July 18, 2007, 07:02:19 PM
so they decided
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 18, 2007, 07:12:29 PM
that bungle would
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Post by: Floydoid on July 18, 2007, 07:31:02 PM
tell rod, jane
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 18, 2007, 07:45:40 PM
? and freddy
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 18, 2007, 08:23:45 PM
were under the
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Post by: Accordion on July 18, 2007, 08:35:53 PM
the weather because
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Post by: Astral on July 18, 2007, 09:59:09 PM
it was expedient
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Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 07:24:36 AM
to take some


[I've got no idea what this sentence is about]
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Post by: Astral on July 19, 2007, 08:05:49 AM
Milk of Magnesia
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 08:36:24 AM
to settle their
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Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 08:39:47 AM
futile argument because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 10:41:56 AM
arbitration had no
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 10:45:49 AM
whistle to blow
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 10:52:55 AM
(had a tuba)
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 11:11:26 AM
bless you Steph    ;D
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Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 11:35:31 AM
"I'm confused" said
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Post by: kitz on July 19, 2007, 11:40:14 AM
most of the
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Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 11:44:21 AM
forum participants who
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 11:47:35 AM
had degenerated into


 :lol: :P
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 11:50:00 AM
the normal chaos   :lol:


(It sounded like Steph had sneezed  ...if you say it fast you'll understand  ....    or not  :lol:)
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Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 12:45:06 PM
"It-it-it-it-it..."

No, sorry, it doesn't sound like a sneeze :P


with the result
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Post by: John McG on July 19, 2007, 01:06:56 PM
... that her physical .....
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Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 01:07:46 PM
hat blew off
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 01:16:32 PM
and fell into
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Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 01:18:33 PM
a custard tart
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 01:28:14 PM
you have to have a very vivid imagination  :P :lol:

made with fresh
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Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 01:40:53 PM
free range duck
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 01:44:48 PM
with orange stuffing
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 02:47:28 PM
[more food already - we'll be vomiting again before you know it  :P]

obtained from the
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Post by: John McG on July 19, 2007, 03:29:25 PM
the dustbin of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 03:30:05 PM
Her Majesty the
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Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 03:55:54 PM
Queen of Tonga
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 04:01:29 PM
who had recently
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 04:27:11 PM
passed an enormous
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 04:29:06 PM
gallstone which she
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 04:35:31 PM
tried to hide
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 04:39:02 PM
under her crown
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 04:41:11 PM
jewels, but unfortunately
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 04:51:56 PM
she passed out
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 05:39:46 PM
from the weight
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 19, 2007, 05:49:48 PM
of the boil  ................ (she wasn't a well woman was she)  :lol:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 19, 2007, 06:31:34 PM
ing pan of

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 06:48:32 PM
snails which were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 06:59:53 PM
not too chuffed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 07:04:49 PM
at being eaten
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 07:06:27 PM
by a royal
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 07:08:54 PM
mail delivery officer
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 19, 2007, 07:13:07 PM
so they flounced
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 19, 2007, 08:40:24 PM
as only a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 19, 2007, 09:31:35 PM
very camp mollusc
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 19, 2007, 09:37:33 PM
can. Over the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 19, 2007, 11:01:54 PM
other side of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 19, 2007, 11:24:39 PM
river where, meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 20, 2007, 12:08:50 AM
the trolls were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 05:33:57 AM
installing satellite TV
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 20, 2007, 07:27:38 AM
in their cabin
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 07:52:49 AM
in preparation for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 20, 2007, 08:04:00 AM
a new show
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 08:11:13 AM
starring their hero
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 08:16:32 AM
Supersnail, they realised
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 20, 2007, 08:57:40 AM
they had forgotten
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 09:38:51 AM
their 3D specs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 09:43:31 AM
so they used
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 09:47:14 AM
a pair of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 10:13:48 AM
milk bottles instead
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 20, 2007, 10:17:23 AM
which gave them
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Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 10:26:25 AM
the appearance of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 10:55:33 AM
mr magoo, unfortunately
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 20, 2007, 11:20:00 AM
with bulging eyes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 11:25:45 AM
about to pop
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 11:29:48 AM
they frightened the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 20, 2007, 01:01:35 PM
two little cats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 01:25:19 PM
who fell off
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 01:26:08 PM
the fence in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 01:42:31 PM
morbid terror of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 01:52:19 PM
the vision before
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 01:58:36 PM
them, and fled
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 20, 2007, 02:13:04 PM
into the next
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 20, 2007, 03:07:44 PM
century so that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 03:35:22 PM
the Time Lords
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 04:09:52 PM
had to look
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 04:15:48 PM
for their slippers
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 20, 2007, 04:30:30 PM
with blue pompoms
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 05:20:25 PM
and magic screwdrivers
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 20, 2007, 05:58:30 PM
to be able
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 06:02:55 PM
to straddle across
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 20, 2007, 06:26:07 PM
the giant hippopotamus
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 20, 2007, 06:40:40 PM
without moving a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 06:41:18 PM
box full of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 20, 2007, 06:43:29 PM
Maltesers which were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 20, 2007, 06:57:00 PM
causing ladies to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Accordion on July 20, 2007, 07:19:26 PM
break wind constantly!
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 20, 2007, 08:01:40 PM
So OF recommended
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 20, 2007, 08:22:32 PM
a drunk pigeon
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 08:47:55 PM
would be a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on July 20, 2007, 09:55:19 PM
Tumbler to name
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 20, 2007, 10:45:59 PM
after the inventor
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 21, 2007, 12:36:51 AM
[Ive lost  the plot I think]

of a cure

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 21, 2007, 12:38:00 AM
for dementia who



(It's not just me then ;))
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 21, 2007, 12:40:54 AM
[I was beginning to wonder - but its late so could be me]

was a bit
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on July 21, 2007, 12:45:33 AM
absent minded when  :-X
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 21, 2007, 12:46:54 AM
he had forgotten
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on July 21, 2007, 01:14:19 AM
the plot was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 21, 2007, 05:27:21 AM
totally lost.  Meanwhile
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on July 21, 2007, 05:38:28 AM
back at Toad
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 21, 2007, 06:12:44 AM
and Ratty's pub
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 07:25:56 AM
the barman was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 21, 2007, 07:50:41 AM
mixing a special
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 07:57:28 AM
cocktail of gin
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 21, 2007, 10:36:32 AM
Absinthe & Guinness


(GAG?)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 21, 2007, 10:44:52 AM
then threw it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 10:50:17 AM
up because it
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 21, 2007, 11:13:42 AM
didn't agree with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 21, 2007, 11:19:25 AM
last night's vindaloo
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 12:31:48 PM
and the result
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 21, 2007, 12:55:13 PM
... dinner for everyone !    ;D
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 21, 2007, 01:46:48 PM
Rediscovering the plot,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 21, 2007, 02:21:24 PM
beneath a small
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 21, 2007, 03:06:51 PM
toad sitting on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 03:52:16 PM
 a toadstool (naturally!)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 21, 2007, 03:56:30 PM
the intrepid trio
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 21, 2007, 04:02:54 PM
boarded the plane

Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 21, 2007, 04:25:47 PM
carrying coconuts and

[Astral - which trio?... I've lost the plot again]
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 21, 2007, 04:27:49 PM
bananas for the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 04:52:58 PM
other foursome who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 21, 2007, 04:55:29 PM
who were monkeys
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 21, 2007, 05:45:59 PM
in their spare




Quote
which trio?... I've lost the plot again]

Don't tell anyone, Floydoid, but I've lost the plot too. The trio was just a wild stab in the dark.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 21, 2007, 06:31:57 PM
time.  nobody knew

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Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 06:41:08 PM
what the plot
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 21, 2007, 06:44:14 PM
entailed but Chief
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Post by: roseway on July 21, 2007, 06:59:51 PM
Sitting Bull wanted
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 21, 2007, 10:43:24 PM
Laughing Cow cheese    ;)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 21, 2007, 10:47:30 PM
in his lunchbox
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 22, 2007, 12:25:19 AM
or scalps would
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Post by: roseway on July 22, 2007, 07:43:01 AM
soon be flying
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 22, 2007, 10:07:10 AM
; the cow cried  :( (as in boohoo!)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 22, 2007, 10:16:21 AM
instead of laughing
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Post by: Astral on July 22, 2007, 10:33:36 AM
at the thought
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 22, 2007, 10:41:24 AM
of the scalps
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Post by: roseway on July 22, 2007, 10:44:13 AM
because she feared
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Post by: Astral on July 22, 2007, 10:52:49 AM
she might be
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Post by: Floydoid on July 22, 2007, 11:07:22 AM
confusing scallops with
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Post by: Astral on July 22, 2007, 11:13:08 AM
skullduggery and therefore
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Post by: roseway on July 22, 2007, 11:46:51 AM
trying to eat
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Post by: Astral on July 22, 2007, 11:50:05 AM
her own brain
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Post by: roseway on July 22, 2007, 12:56:22 PM
which would not
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 22, 2007, 12:58:47 PM
BLOODY COME OUT!!!!
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 22, 2007, 07:36:34 PM
Undeterred, the cow
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Post by: kitz on July 22, 2007, 11:16:29 PM
then noticed that
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Post by: Astral on July 22, 2007, 11:28:09 PM
if she levered
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 23, 2007, 01:22:12 AM
her back legs

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotionless.co.uk%2Femotes%2Fanimal%2Fcow.gif&hash=6daea26c9c0fb407bd127e6cd23966bc)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 05:25:23 AM
the bull would
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Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 07:19:31 AM
snort with fear
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Post by: Astral on July 23, 2007, 08:15:24 AM
and run off
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Post by: kitz on July 23, 2007, 08:25:06 AM
for safety towards
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 08:47:20 AM
the three Trolls
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 08:53:23 AM
who were now
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 09:18:59 AM
fast asleep under
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Post by: kitz on July 23, 2007, 09:26:35 AM
the bridge after
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Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 09:33:15 AM
an all night
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Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 09:44:53 AM
visit to Tesco
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Post by: kitz on July 23, 2007, 09:45:29 AM
to buy some
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 10:29:28 AM
sprouts.  They were
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 11:01:11 AM
planning a trip
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 11:31:02 AM
to the Eiffel
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 11:31:49 AM
Hotel in Aberystwyth
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 11:47:24 AM
[You don't want the Trolls in Paris then  :lol:]


for their holidays


Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 11:54:52 AM
(not if we can help  it   .....   ;)  )

but the buses
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 12:09:42 PM
were full of
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 12:11:27 PM
sacks of potatoes
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Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 12:46:23 PM
which were rotting
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 12:48:30 PM
and smelling like
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Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 12:54:03 PM
rotting potatoes which
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Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 01:03:36 PM
didn't bode well
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 01:20:21 PM
for the chip
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Post by: Astral on July 23, 2007, 01:51:15 PM
shop owner who
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 01:59:25 PM
had tons of
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Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 02:07:11 PM
chicken tikka masala
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Post by: Astral on July 23, 2007, 02:23:07 PM
to get rid
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Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 02:53:01 PM
of his customers
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 03:18:31 PM
if they wouldn't
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 03:29:43 PM
feed the Trolls
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 03:50:03 PM
who hadn't eaten

(your obsessed with trolls   :lol:=
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Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 04:05:59 PM
the hairy bikers.

[end of sentence]
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 04:18:26 PM
(your obsessed with trolls   :lol:=

You say that like it's a bad thing  :angel:


Down by the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 04:21:55 PM

(no, it makes me giggle  , troll  a la  la la  :lol:)

old bike shed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 04:26:28 PM
Well, I went back to the minutes I was typing up and forgetting [already] that I'd just sneaked in here, I deposited '(your obsessed with trolls   =' bang in the middle of a narrative  ;D

the natives were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 04:29:40 PM
wildly misbehaving themselves
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 04:47:45 PM
with balloons, streamers
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Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 05:06:47 PM
, several loose women,
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 05:31:42 PM
Uncle Tom Cobbley,


(Sorry Steph  but  :lol:)
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Post by: kitz on July 23, 2007, 06:41:51 PM
and The Chippendales

(had to put something in for the ladies )  :angel:
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Post by: roseway on July 23, 2007, 06:52:14 PM
who make furniture

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Post by: Astral on July 23, 2007, 07:05:49 PM
in their spare
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Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 07:13:51 PM
time.  Along came
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 23, 2007, 07:14:49 PM
nelson mandella, who
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Post by: Floydoid on July 23, 2007, 08:00:51 PM
was wondering why
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Post by: Astral on July 23, 2007, 08:09:16 PM
Bob Marley was
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 23, 2007, 09:16:28 PM
wearing curlers, when
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Post by: Astral on July 23, 2007, 09:24:50 PM
without so much
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 23, 2007, 10:49:14 PM
as a drumbeat,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 24, 2007, 06:00:03 AM
the trolls started
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Post by: Astral on July 24, 2007, 07:26:48 AM
a syncopated growling
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Post by: roseway on July 24, 2007, 08:05:15 AM
which offended the
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Post by: Astral on July 24, 2007, 08:41:02 AM
ears of the
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Post by: Accordion on July 24, 2007, 08:47:29 AM
vicar standing outside
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Post by: Floydoid on July 24, 2007, 08:50:54 AM
with the hairy
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 09:59:30 AM
toes.  His sandals
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 24, 2007, 10:16:24 AM
were bright orange
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Post by: roseway on July 24, 2007, 10:41:33 AM
so that people
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Post by: Astral on July 24, 2007, 10:46:10 AM
would know that
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 10:46:52 AM
he trod fire
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Post by: kitz on July 24, 2007, 11:25:06 AM
and walked on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 11:32:35 AM
water. His turban
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Post by: roseway on July 24, 2007, 11:48:02 AM
was made of
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 24, 2007, 11:52:14 AM
peacock feathers, which
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 12:04:07 PM
waved and wafted
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 24, 2007, 12:30:05 PM
making him sneeze
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Post by: roseway on July 24, 2007, 12:31:42 PM
, emitting a spray
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 24, 2007, 12:34:07 PM
which formed into
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 12:48:43 PM
a snowstorm of
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Post by: roseway on July 24, 2007, 12:54:15 PM
sticky white droplets
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Post by: scottiesmum on July 24, 2007, 12:56:03 PM
causing him to
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Post by: Astral on July 24, 2007, 01:49:02 PM
lose control of
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Post by: Floydoid on July 24, 2007, 02:01:03 PM
the choirboys who
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 02:03:14 PM
ran amok all
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Post by: roseway on July 24, 2007, 03:13:55 PM
over the village
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Post by: Floydoid on July 24, 2007, 04:42:30 PM
causing consternation amongst
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Post by: Accordion on July 24, 2007, 04:47:20 PM
nuns passing by.
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 04:57:53 PM
A shooting star
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 24, 2007, 05:12:44 PM
shot him right
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Post by: Floydoid on July 24, 2007, 05:16:43 PM
across the road
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 24, 2007, 06:46:25 PM
and dumped him
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Post by: Floydoid on July 24, 2007, 07:17:46 PM
in a tub of
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 24, 2007, 07:22:32 PM
taramasalata which drove
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 08:08:43 PM
the ladies WILD!
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Post by: Floydoid on July 24, 2007, 08:17:41 PM
The choirboys set
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Post by: Astral on July 24, 2007, 10:16:47 PM
to music, a
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 24, 2007, 11:14:17 PM
rude poem which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 25, 2007, 06:07:14 AM
they thought was
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Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 08:09:55 AM
hilarious, but really
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 25, 2007, 08:24:25 AM
it was sadly
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 08:46:33 AM
lacking in rhyme
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 25, 2007, 08:50:49 AM
or melody so
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 08:52:47 AM
nobody laughed, and
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 08:55:36 AM
the choirboys went
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Post by: Floydoid on July 25, 2007, 09:08:41 AM
to find some
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 09:24:36 AM
other unsuspecting souls
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Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 10:10:32 AM
to torment with
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 10:14:09 AM
their catawauling and
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Post by: Floydoid on July 25, 2007, 10:15:58 AM
constant barbecues which
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 10:17:05 AM
caused a pall
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 25, 2007, 10:21:26 AM
in the proceedings.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 10:43:57 AM
Crossing the bridge
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Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 11:28:39 AM
over the flooded
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 11:42:22 AM
railway cutting, uncle
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 25, 2007, 11:48:22 AM
Fester and Hermann
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 11:53:20 AM
Munster were going
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 12:42:34 PM
to the market
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 12:51:10 PM
to find some
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Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 12:57:07 PM
rude vegetables to
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 12:58:12 PM
send to Esther
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Post by: Floydoid on July 25, 2007, 01:17:02 PM
and Cyril for
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Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 01:19:15 PM
their casserole contest
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 25, 2007, 01:30:33 PM
but they found
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 03:55:00 PM
that there were
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 25, 2007, 04:36:55 PM
so many competitors
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 25, 2007, 05:48:05 PM
decided to chop
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 25, 2007, 06:51:32 PM
two words out
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 25, 2007, 06:53:58 PM
to confuse everyone

 ???
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 25, 2007, 07:32:19 PM
except the chef.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 25, 2007, 08:31:02 PM
who was sleeping
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 25, 2007, 09:12:46 PM
under the big
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Post by: mr_chris on July 25, 2007, 09:19:42 PM
apple tree in
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Post by: Astral on July 26, 2007, 01:35:12 AM
the vicarage garden
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 26, 2007, 07:14:13 AM
whereupon an apple
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 26, 2007, 08:09:18 AM
fell into his
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Post by: Astral on July 26, 2007, 08:13:18 AM
coat pocket and
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Post by: Floydoid on July 26, 2007, 09:20:46 AM
he woke up
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 26, 2007, 10:07:01 AM
turned into a
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 26, 2007, 12:14:49 PM
cockroach which fed
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 26, 2007, 12:36:02 PM
ravenously on the
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on July 26, 2007, 03:59:34 PM
droppings left by
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Post by: roseway on July 26, 2007, 06:38:52 PM
a passing mouse
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Post by: Astral on July 26, 2007, 06:51:47 PM
that had eaten
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Post by: roseway on July 26, 2007, 07:02:39 PM
too much cabbage
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Post by: Floydoid on July 26, 2007, 07:17:33 PM
giving him chronic
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Post by: Astral on July 26, 2007, 07:23:03 PM
flatulance and a
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Post by: Floydoid on July 26, 2007, 07:25:57 PM
bloated feeling in
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 26, 2007, 08:00:52 PM
his neighbours house
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 27, 2007, 07:07:09 AM
where the gurglings
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 27, 2007, 10:06:54 AM
of the drains
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Post by: roseway on July 27, 2007, 10:27:37 AM
were drowned by
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Post by: Astral on July 27, 2007, 10:36:37 AM
euphonious trumpetings of
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Post by: roseway on July 27, 2007, 11:32:34 AM
rear end emissions
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 27, 2007, 11:34:13 AM
coming from the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 27, 2007, 11:44:47 AM
greedy little mouse
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 27, 2007, 11:50:22 AM
who had eaten
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 27, 2007, 12:34:41 PM
too much cabbage!
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 27, 2007, 12:56:08 PM
Breathing a sigh
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 27, 2007, 03:36:25 PM
of deep satisfaction,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 27, 2007, 03:45:44 PM
old Mr Badger
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 27, 2007, 04:48:18 PM
shampoo'd his fur
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Post by: Astral on July 27, 2007, 06:24:46 PM
for the third
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 27, 2007, 06:43:40 PM
time this week
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Post by: roseway on July 27, 2007, 07:06:01 PM
which made it
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Post by: Astral on July 27, 2007, 08:49:38 PM
stand on end
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 28, 2007, 07:15:55 AM
looking rather ridiculous
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 28, 2007, 11:21:30 AM
with his cravat
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Post by: roseway on July 28, 2007, 11:34:30 AM
stained by gravy
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Post by: Astral on July 28, 2007, 11:36:01 AM
and Port and
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Post by: roseway on July 28, 2007, 12:40:10 PM
frayed at the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 28, 2007, 01:04:03 PM
end because he
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Post by: Lucky! on July 28, 2007, 02:57:54 PM
simply couldn't resist
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 28, 2007, 03:26:27 PM
his inclination to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on July 28, 2007, 03:53:11 PM
bend over the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on July 28, 2007, 04:45:54 PM
office shredder which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 28, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
was a vicious
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 28, 2007, 06:40:28 PM
and unforgiving machine
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 28, 2007, 07:22:36 PM
when it wasnt
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 28, 2007, 07:24:18 PM
handing out sympathy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 29, 2007, 07:23:52 AM
to the local
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 29, 2007, 11:07:54 AM
confetti makers who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 29, 2007, 11:31:18 AM
were very grateful
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 29, 2007, 11:35:45 AM
having been made
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 29, 2007, 01:34:33 PM
redundant by the

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Post by: Astral on July 29, 2007, 01:57:02 PM
aforementioned office machine.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on July 29, 2007, 06:27:16 PM
Nearby in the
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Post by: roseway on July 29, 2007, 06:44:39 PM
village shop, a
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Post by: Astral on July 29, 2007, 07:49:43 PM
strange scene was
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Post by: kitz on July 29, 2007, 10:34:00 PM
just about to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 29, 2007, 11:03:07 PM
unfold, meanwhile thousands
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 29, 2007, 11:12:42 PM
of stray cats
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Post by: Astral on July 29, 2007, 11:14:31 PM
were descending on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 12:28:00 AM
the small town
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 12:33:54 AM
that was home
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 01:54:22 AM
to 10,000 rats
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 30, 2007, 07:03:32 AM
where the local
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 07:25:58 AM
populace had tried
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 30, 2007, 07:27:29 AM
everything else to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 07:42:15 AM
rid themselves of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 30, 2007, 09:15:57 AM
the rodent menace
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 09:50:23 AM
including the Pied
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 11:03:04 AM
Piper who only
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 11:23:01 AM
played one tune
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 12:00:16 PM
so the rats
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Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 12:37:49 PM
got very cross
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Post by: roseway on July 30, 2007, 01:14:12 PM
and refused to
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Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 01:23:25 PM
dance until he
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Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 01:29:58 PM
played some Meatloaf
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Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 01:35:44 PM
which wasn't part
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Post by: roseway on July 30, 2007, 03:52:57 PM
of his repertoire
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 30, 2007, 05:25:47 PM
until his pipe
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Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 05:36:45 PM
got entangled in
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Post by: roseway on July 30, 2007, 06:37:40 PM
his beard, causing
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Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 06:50:01 PM
his hair to
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Post by: roseway on July 30, 2007, 07:05:20 PM
get very sticky
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Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 07:31:33 PM
so he thought
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Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 08:41:46 PM
that a crew
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Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 09:24:31 PM
of hairdressers may
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Post by: Astral on July 30, 2007, 09:35:53 PM
be able to
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Post by: kitz on July 30, 2007, 11:58:05 PM
get rid of
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Post by: Astral on July 31, 2007, 12:12:35 AM
the dandruff but
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Post by: kitz on July 31, 2007, 06:04:52 AM
unfortunately they decided
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on July 31, 2007, 07:19:15 AM
to strike for
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Post by: Astral on July 31, 2007, 08:35:33 AM
better conditions of
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Post by: roseway on July 31, 2007, 10:09:20 AM
work, and more
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Post by: Astral on July 31, 2007, 10:58:07 AM
trips to the
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Post by: kitz on July 31, 2007, 11:25:21 AM
local pub and
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Post by: Astral on July 31, 2007, 12:06:31 PM
fish & chip
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Post by: kitz on July 31, 2007, 02:10:43 PM
shop for tea
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Post by: Astral on July 31, 2007, 02:41:57 PM
time snacks to
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Post by: roseway on July 31, 2007, 03:36:59 PM
fill the gap
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Post by: Astral on July 31, 2007, 04:15:04 PM
between eight course
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Post by: roseway on July 31, 2007, 04:38:54 PM
breakfasts and tiny
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Post by: Floydoid on July 31, 2007, 06:45:25 PM
lumps of rotting

(2 days away and the story has gone on 3 pages)
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Post by: Pwiggler on July 31, 2007, 07:07:55 PM
pied piper leg
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Post by: Floydoid on July 31, 2007, 07:30:00 PM
made worse by
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Post by: Accordion on July 31, 2007, 09:44:26 PM
too much sauce
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Post by: kitz on July 31, 2007, 10:58:43 PM
and black pepper
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Post by: Astral on July 31, 2007, 11:07:26 PM
sufficient to make
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Post by: kitz on July 31, 2007, 11:55:37 PM
a grown man
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Post by: roseway on August 01, 2007, 06:57:58 AM
deposit his breakfast
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Post by: kitz on August 01, 2007, 10:16:07 AM
in the kitchen
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Post by: roseway on August 01, 2007, 10:34:21 AM
pedal bin, before
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Post by: kitz on August 01, 2007, 11:27:43 AM
it had been
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Post by: roseway on August 01, 2007, 12:33:48 PM
emptied from the
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Post by: kitz on August 01, 2007, 12:58:31 PM
night before when
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Post by: mr_chris on August 01, 2007, 01:21:51 PM
all kinds of
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Post by: roseway on August 01, 2007, 03:49:38 PM
excretions had been
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Post by: mr_chris on August 01, 2007, 04:24:33 PM
sloppily deposited there,
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Post by: kitz on August 01, 2007, 04:47:56 PM
some of which
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 01, 2007, 06:16:23 PM
resembled a sand
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Post by: roseway on August 01, 2007, 06:53:24 PM
lizard with diarrhoea
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Post by: Accordion on August 01, 2007, 07:13:19 PM
Phew that stinks!
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Post by: Floydoid on August 01, 2007, 07:33:12 PM
"Time to empty..."
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 01, 2007, 07:50:08 PM
'me bowels again
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Post by: Astral on August 01, 2007, 09:16:12 PM
said the phantom
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Post by: mr_chris on August 02, 2007, 12:36:46 AM
headless chicken, who

(might as well keep it on topic ;) )
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Post by: roseway on August 02, 2007, 06:49:00 AM
:)

lived quite happily
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 08:46:59 AM
in its coop
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 02, 2007, 08:55:05 AM
, sorry, meant asda
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 09:23:08 AM
carrier bag which
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Post by: roseway on August 02, 2007, 10:35:09 AM
was biodegradable and
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 11:39:51 AM
rustled whenever the
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Post by: Accordion on August 02, 2007, 11:46:22 AM
head flopped about

(staying in context)
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 12:26:23 PM
or the wind
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Post by: roseway on August 02, 2007, 01:00:39 PM
erupted from its
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 02:54:49 PM
parson's nose. The
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Post by: roseway on August 02, 2007, 04:19:05 PM
parson wasn't amused
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 04:38:01 PM
by this purloining
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 02, 2007, 05:01:52 PM
and reported it

(where did u find the word 'purloining'?)
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 05:53:44 PM
Quote
(where did u find the word 'purloining'?)

In my vocabulary.



to the Archbishop
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Post by: roseway on August 02, 2007, 06:40:45 PM
of Chipping Sodbury
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Post by: Accordion on August 02, 2007, 06:44:33 PM
who exclaimed disgustedly
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 07:06:19 PM
to the Dean
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Post by: kitz on August 02, 2007, 08:16:42 PM
that something awful
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 08:19:03 PM
would happen if
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Post by: kitz on August 02, 2007, 08:25:50 PM
they didnt quickly
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 08:29:07 PM
light some incense
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Post by: kitz on August 02, 2007, 09:03:47 PM
to get rid
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Post by: Astral on August 02, 2007, 11:03:44 PM
of the smell
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Post by: kitz on August 02, 2007, 11:07:39 PM
coming from the
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Post by: roseway on August 03, 2007, 07:50:46 AM
headless chicken's rear
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Post by: kitz on August 03, 2007, 08:21:40 AM
end, which was
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Post by: roseway on August 03, 2007, 10:10:18 AM
emitting sulphurous fumes
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Post by: Astral on August 03, 2007, 10:27:53 AM
like a volcano
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Post by: roseway on August 03, 2007, 02:12:50 PM
but worse-smelling
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 03, 2007, 04:43:20 PM
by a long
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Post by: Astral on August 03, 2007, 05:36:01 PM
chalk, and hotter
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Post by: roseway on August 03, 2007, 06:42:03 PM
than you would
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Post by: Astral on August 03, 2007, 06:57:22 PM
imagine, considering the
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 03, 2007, 07:59:20 PM
lightning strikes emitting
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Post by: Astral on August 03, 2007, 08:20:14 PM
from his nether
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Post by: roseway on August 04, 2007, 07:32:00 AM
regions. (Enough, I think :) ) The frogs
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 04, 2007, 08:04:44 AM
were very classy        (  ;)  )
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Post by: roseway on August 04, 2007, 08:06:00 AM
with their polka-dot
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 04, 2007, 08:09:01 AM
sun hats covering
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Post by: roseway on August 04, 2007, 10:08:04 AM
their little heads
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Post by: Astral on August 04, 2007, 11:19:53 AM
as they sat
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 04, 2007, 11:55:49 AM
on the terrace
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Post by: roseway on August 04, 2007, 12:27:29 PM
sipping Pimms with
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Post by: Astral on August 04, 2007, 12:28:09 PM
duck weed floating
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 04, 2007, 02:33:54 PM
around their feet
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Post by: Astral on August 04, 2007, 02:38:18 PM
as they dabbled
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Post by: roseway on August 04, 2007, 04:01:01 PM
in the occult
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 04, 2007, 05:44:55 PM
they jumped involuntarily
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Post by: Astral on August 04, 2007, 06:29:01 PM
when a spirit
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 04, 2007, 06:34:29 PM
moved them, and
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 04, 2007, 06:37:51 PM
gave a sign
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Post by: roseway on August 04, 2007, 06:41:56 PM
that something was
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Post by: Astral on August 04, 2007, 07:01:55 PM
not going to
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 04, 2007, 07:10:41 PM
what it should
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Post by: roseway on August 06, 2007, 07:03:39 AM
Shall we start a new sentence? :)


The local pub
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Post by: Astral on August 06, 2007, 09:14:28 AM
was crowded because
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Post by: John McG on August 06, 2007, 12:24:16 PM
the No Smoking

 ;)
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Post by: Astral on August 06, 2007, 12:58:27 PM
ban had finished
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Post by: roseway on August 06, 2007, 01:30:17 PM
off the regular
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Post by: Astral on August 06, 2007, 01:59:17 PM
drinkers who now
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 06, 2007, 02:21:38 PM
morris-danced instead
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 06, 2007, 03:23:14 PM
which made them
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Post by: Astral on August 06, 2007, 05:57:25 PM
fitter and happier
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Post by: roseway on August 06, 2007, 06:52:48 PM
while looking ridiculous
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Post by: Astral on August 06, 2007, 08:13:47 PM
with their bells
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Post by: John McG on August 06, 2007, 08:57:11 PM
... attached to their ...
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Post by: Astral on August 06, 2007, 09:17:13 PM
faux fur handbags
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 07, 2007, 06:49:02 AM
and their sticks
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Post by: Astral on August 07, 2007, 07:38:50 AM
of Blackpool rock
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Post by: roseway on August 07, 2007, 09:02:11 AM
waving about like
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Post by: kitz on August 07, 2007, 01:37:28 PM
barbers poles in
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 07, 2007, 03:26:56 PM
the midnight air
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Post by: Astral on August 07, 2007, 04:35:14 PM
display, that was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 07, 2007, 04:41:34 PM
impossible to see
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 07, 2007, 05:31:20 PM
unless you wore
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 07, 2007, 05:33:14 PM
night vision glasses.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 07, 2007, 06:36:03 PM
What they needed
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Post by: roseway on August 07, 2007, 11:15:16 PM
was a bit
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Post by: kitz on August 08, 2007, 12:57:02 AM
more carrots to
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Post by: Astral on August 08, 2007, 06:52:12 AM
go with the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 08, 2007, 09:45:09 AM
roasted brown rat
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 08, 2007, 11:12:28 AM
which was cooling
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Post by: kitz on August 08, 2007, 11:38:26 AM
off nicely in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 08, 2007, 12:50:19 PM
the outhouse where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 08, 2007, 01:20:51 PM
the rats lived
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 08, 2007, 02:18:48 PM
but the Yorkshires



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Post by: roseway on August 08, 2007, 04:14:55 PM
found it first
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Post by: Accordion on August 08, 2007, 04:20:10 PM
and ate everything
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Post by: roseway on August 08, 2007, 06:51:28 PM
which made them
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Post by: Floydoid on August 08, 2007, 07:09:05 PM
violently sick, so
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on August 08, 2007, 07:43:54 PM
a dose of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 08, 2007, 08:07:55 PM
cod liver oil
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Post by: kitz on August 08, 2007, 10:37:18 PM
was dispensed which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 07:47:27 AM
gave them the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 09, 2007, 08:10:04 AM
collywobbles.  After they
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Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 09:56:34 AM
recovered from the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 09, 2007, 10:15:03 AM
mother of all
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 10:31:20 AM
loose bowel events
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 09, 2007, 10:35:12 AM
they had lunch
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Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 11:28:03 AM
which unfortunately made
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 09, 2007, 11:37:17 AM
them feel rather
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Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 01:38:46 PM
queasy again, and
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 09, 2007, 02:29:12 PM
they lay down
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Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 03:36:32 PM
their lives for
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 09, 2007, 04:10:50 PM
Uncle Tom Cobbly,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 09, 2007, 04:13:06 PM
whose horse was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 04:31:33 PM
called Tonto, but
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 09, 2007, 05:25:39 PM
it was rather
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 09, 2007, 06:47:13 PM
a pathetic animal
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 09, 2007, 06:48:20 PM
with a fat
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Post by: Astral on August 09, 2007, 06:59:42 PM
rider so he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 09, 2007, 07:14:09 PM
took the bus
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Post by: kitz on August 09, 2007, 08:17:43 PM
to Coventry where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 09, 2007, 08:21:28 PM
nobody spoke to
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Post by: kitz on August 09, 2007, 08:50:29 PM
him because he
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 09, 2007, 08:56:41 PM
had a bag
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 09, 2007, 09:32:08 PM
of rotten eggs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 09, 2007, 09:45:10 PM
hidden in his
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 09, 2007, 10:18:13 PM
doublet & hose.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 10, 2007, 05:48:34 AM
Lady Godiva arrived
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 10, 2007, 07:11:46 AM
looking quite fetching
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Accordion on August 10, 2007, 08:01:20 AM
in black wellies
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 10, 2007, 08:43:52 AM
and diamanté tiara
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Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 09:00:18 AM
, a look that
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 10, 2007, 09:10:04 AM
was so dated
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 10, 2007, 09:21:20 AM
particularly when everyone
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 10, 2007, 09:26:42 AM
was expecting her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 09:45:51 AM
to be wearing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 10, 2007, 12:24:35 PM
not a lot   
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 10, 2007, 12:43:58 PM
of jewellery which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 10, 2007, 01:13:07 PM
didn't cover much
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 01:21:00 PM
of her extensive
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 10, 2007, 02:38:13 PM
wobbly bits.  Instead,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 10, 2007, 02:43:25 PM
she had the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 10, 2007, 03:07:07 PM
gall to display
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 10, 2007, 03:09:36 PM
her new gold
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 10, 2007, 03:34:40 PM
lamé dress with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 10, 2007, 04:16:24 PM
the low cut
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 10, 2007, 05:02:11 PM
truss with lace
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 10, 2007, 05:20:34 PM
bits covering her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 05:23:22 PM
from head to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 10, 2007, 06:38:40 PM
neck, but nothing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 06:48:08 PM
could deter her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 10, 2007, 06:55:18 PM
from riding her
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 07:13:16 PM
Harley Davidson Electraglide
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 10, 2007, 07:29:59 PM
out of Coventry
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 10, 2007, 07:36:11 PM
onto the M6
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 10, 2007, 07:44:36 PM
turning right at
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 08:04:09 PM
the A7 junction
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 10, 2007, 08:38:31 PM
and over the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 10, 2007, 09:01:30 PM
border into Scotland.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 10, 2007, 09:05:26 PM
towards Gretna Green
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 10, 2007, 09:53:46 PM
where lily savage
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 11, 2007, 06:56:59 AM
and a fat
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 11, 2007, 07:09:22 AM
tabby cat walked
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 11, 2007, 07:47:50 AM
on water like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 10:21:15 AM
a latter day
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 11, 2007, 10:36:00 AM
incarnation of a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 11:10:04 AM
Greek myth. Coincidentally
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 11, 2007, 11:59:59 AM
in the border
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 12:28:43 PM
region, there lived
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 11, 2007, 12:33:00 PM
a wee fairy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 11, 2007, 12:49:44 PM
liquid bottle which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 12:51:42 PM
never emptied because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 11, 2007, 12:58:29 PM
the natives never
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 02:02:53 PM
washed up their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 11, 2007, 02:25:41 PM
pots and pans
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 11, 2007, 02:54:49 PM
they licked them
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 11, 2007, 03:23:47 PM
clean with their
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 11, 2007, 03:26:59 PM
pet dogs, which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 11, 2007, 03:38:32 PM
was very insanitary
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 03:44:15 PM
but saved on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 11, 2007, 04:25:52 PM
the cost of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 11, 2007, 04:49:37 PM
vets bills because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 11, 2007, 04:50:08 PM
the nutrients from
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Post by: Floydoid on August 11, 2007, 05:25:44 PM
the scraps of
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Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 05:47:06 PM
haggis & neaps
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Post by: roseway on August 11, 2007, 06:40:07 PM
gave them enough
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 06:57:57 PM
money left to
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Post by: roseway on August 11, 2007, 07:00:19 PM
get completely legless
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Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 07:16:29 PM
on single malt
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Post by: Floydoid on August 11, 2007, 07:24:44 PM
whisky, made from
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Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 07:47:21 PM
the finest barley
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 11, 2007, 07:50:05 PM
peppered with droppings
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Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 07:55:01 PM
of finest guano
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 11, 2007, 10:04:04 PM
and chocolate sprinkles
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Post by: Astral on August 11, 2007, 10:53:48 PM
with a hint
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Post by: roseway on August 12, 2007, 08:15:05 AM
of black pepper
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Post by: Astral on August 12, 2007, 09:02:36 AM
to warm the
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Post by: Floydoid on August 12, 2007, 10:01:41 AM
cockles of their
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Post by: roseway on August 12, 2007, 10:31:43 AM
local seafood stall
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Post by: Astral on August 12, 2007, 10:49:25 AM
which was called
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 12, 2007, 10:55:15 AM
'Don't Be Shellfish'
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Post by: roseway on August 12, 2007, 11:20:09 AM
 :D

which was a
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 12, 2007, 11:27:50 AM
good thing because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 12, 2007, 11:45:56 AM
they were starving!
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 12, 2007, 12:05:56 PM
The crabs were
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Post by: roseway on August 12, 2007, 12:36:04 PM
dancing in the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 12, 2007, 12:36:26 PM
moonlight under the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 12, 2007, 12:39:57 PM
overhanging cliff where
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 12, 2007, 12:41:31 PM
the Sugarplum Fairy
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Post by: roseway on August 12, 2007, 12:49:08 PM
was having a
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 12, 2007, 01:02:33 PM
large knickerbocker glory
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 12, 2007, 02:13:14 PM
and dancing around
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Post by: Astral on August 12, 2007, 02:48:42 PM
her handbag to
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Post by: oldfogy on August 12, 2007, 03:25:33 PM
the sound of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 12, 2007, 04:36:45 PM
Let's twist again ......................  :lol:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 12, 2007, 06:02:45 PM
played at 78rpm.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 12, 2007, 06:49:15 PM
The Prince of
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 12, 2007, 06:53:30 PM
persia streaked across
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 12, 2007, 06:58:55 PM
the desert on
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 12, 2007, 07:02:31 PM
his flying carpet
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Post by: Floydoid on August 12, 2007, 07:04:30 PM
with his harem
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Post by: Accordion on August 12, 2007, 07:45:26 PM
running along behind
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 12, 2007, 07:51:29 PM
because they had
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 12, 2007, 09:22:14 PM
new running shoes
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Post by: Accordion on August 12, 2007, 10:07:10 PM
and knickers ablaze!
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 12, 2007, 10:22:01 PM
The camels followed
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Post by: Astral on August 12, 2007, 10:29:04 PM
in a stretch
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Post by: Floydoid on August 13, 2007, 05:51:25 AM
limousine driven by
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 13, 2007, 07:09:58 AM
Jumping Jack Flash
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Post by: roseway on August 13, 2007, 07:20:05 AM
which was ridiculous
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 13, 2007, 08:55:39 AM
because he'd failed
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Post by: roseway on August 13, 2007, 09:30:47 AM
his driving test
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 10:41:25 AM
four times and
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Post by: kitz on August 13, 2007, 11:11:41 AM
and had backed
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 12:21:26 PM
the limo into
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Post by: kitz on August 13, 2007, 12:57:14 PM
the wall of
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Post by: Accordion on August 13, 2007, 01:13:22 PM
the local chippy
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Post by: roseway on August 13, 2007, 01:23:46 PM
which wasn't his
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Post by: mr_chris on August 13, 2007, 01:34:45 PM
fault because Mavis
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 13, 2007, 02:16:03 PM
Beacon didn't teach
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on August 13, 2007, 02:21:51 PM
'touch driving' very
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 02:29:10 PM
well, despite the
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Post by: mr_chris on August 13, 2007, 02:43:48 PM
assurances on the
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 02:53:51 PM
sales blurb that
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Post by: roseway on August 13, 2007, 03:24:57 PM
it would enable
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 03:35:05 PM
anybody to drive
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Post by: Accordion on August 13, 2007, 04:42:18 PM
to the chippy

(I'll keep going back till I get cod, chips and a pickled onion)
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 13, 2007, 05:21:13 PM
which was closed!


[ :P @ Dave]
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 06:04:55 PM
"Oh flip", said
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 13, 2007, 06:37:18 PM
Dave, and erupted
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 06:50:26 PM
with a plague
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Post by: Floydoid on August 13, 2007, 08:08:25 PM
of unhappy locusts
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 13, 2007, 08:18:05 PM
who loved chips
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 13, 2007, 08:21:11 PM
with mayonnaise  ( :lol: Steph)  then
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 13, 2007, 08:35:52 PM
the chippy owner
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 08:41:19 PM
closed the shop
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Post by: Floydoid on August 13, 2007, 08:43:22 PM
and headed off
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 13, 2007, 09:19:30 PM
on a rocket
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 13, 2007, 09:41:51 PM
to Hartlepool where
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Post by: Astral on August 13, 2007, 09:46:43 PM
it was easier
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Post by: mr_chris on August 13, 2007, 09:49:06 PM
(hang on, I thought it was closed already??)

to catch flies
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Post by: kitz on August 13, 2007, 10:54:50 PM
using a net
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Post by: Accordion on August 13, 2007, 11:38:01 PM
to catch cod (and chips)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 08:22:27 AM
to catch cod liver oil bottles 
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Post by: roseway on August 14, 2007, 08:35:49 AM
which were thrown
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 14, 2007, 08:47:03 AM
over the shoulder
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Post by: Astral on August 14, 2007, 09:10:03 AM
in the mistaken
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 09:34:36 AM
understanding that flying
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Post by: Floydoid on August 14, 2007, 09:54:12 AM
objects bring good
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 14, 2007, 10:53:44 AM
weather to the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 14, 2007, 11:09:56 AM
thrower. It hadn't
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 11:42:47 AM

rained for ages
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 14, 2007, 12:04:46 PM
and the elephants
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 12:10:09 PM
were bouncing off
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on August 14, 2007, 12:31:03 PM
the walls because
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 14, 2007, 12:46:20 PM
they were constructed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 14, 2007, 01:04:38 PM
of rubber plated
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 14, 2007, 02:48:04 PM
Kevlar and sponge
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 14, 2007, 03:27:17 PM
fingers dipped in
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 14, 2007, 03:56:54 PM
apricot jam, therefore
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 14, 2007, 04:21:01 PM
sticky trunks abounded !
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 04:31:30 PM
Under the awning
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 14, 2007, 05:35:06 PM
sat a troll

(I just had to bring the trolls back)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 06:08:56 PM
with green hair  :troll:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on August 14, 2007, 06:21:12 PM
, a big green
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 14, 2007, 07:00:51 PM
cucumber, two radishes
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 14, 2007, 07:02:24 PM
and a lettuce

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Post by: roseway on August 14, 2007, 07:20:42 PM
with Heinz salad
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Post by: Astral on August 14, 2007, 07:33:02 PM
cream on a
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 07:45:06 PM
garlic cream cracker
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 14, 2007, 10:15:31 PM
balanced on top


(can you really get garlic cream crackers??     mmmmmmmmmm  !)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Accordion on August 14, 2007, 10:37:58 PM
of corned beef
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Post by: kitz on August 14, 2007, 11:14:45 PM
and branston pickle
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 14, 2007, 11:25:27 PM
with a cherry



[Kate, Marks & Spencer do garlic crackers, they are a bit lighter that the trad cream cracker but very very yummy  :D]
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 14, 2007, 11:52:55 PM
stuck on the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 14, 2007, 11:59:56 PM
end of the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 15, 2007, 02:10:05 AM
buttered barm cake
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 15, 2007, 05:43:21 AM
which the troll
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 15, 2007, 05:46:04 AM
had forgotten about
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 15, 2007, 07:14:34 AM
and wanted to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 15, 2007, 08:27:30 AM
use for nefarious
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 15, 2007, 08:34:31 AM
dealings with underground
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 15, 2007, 09:55:48 AM
railway employees who
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 15, 2007, 10:22:41 AM
were plotting to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 15, 2007, 10:30:40 AM
kidnap one of






(thanks Steph,  must get an order in somewhere !! )
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 15, 2007, 11:12:05 AM
the trolls and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 15, 2007, 12:39:18 PM
ransom him for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 15, 2007, 12:46:09 PM
a jar of
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 15, 2007, 01:51:31 PM
black cherry jam
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 15, 2007, 03:37:56 PM
with some whipped
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 15, 2007, 04:18:29 PM
cream fudge sauce
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 15, 2007, 05:01:26 PM
from Harrods.  Instead
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 15, 2007, 05:20:35 PM
they asked for
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 15, 2007, 06:55:41 PM
tripe and onions
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 15, 2007, 07:03:23 PM
with pickled eggs,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on August 15, 2007, 07:14:20 PM
gherkins and onions
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 15, 2007, 07:26:28 PM
marmite sandwiches and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 15, 2007, 08:30:50 PM
their best Cava
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 05:46:25 AM
which was not
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 16, 2007, 07:24:15 AM
available in Sainsburys
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 16, 2007, 08:12:23 AM
for under €20

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Post by: scottiesmum on August 16, 2007, 09:54:27 AM
and no points        ;D
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 16, 2007, 10:16:08 AM
could be scored
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 16, 2007, 12:34:39 PM
by the troll    :troll:
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Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 01:31:29 PM
so he went
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 16, 2007, 01:52:18 PM
to Morrison's instead
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 02:09:03 PM
where he found
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 16, 2007, 02:32:58 PM
all the trolleys
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 16, 2007, 02:35:33 PM
full of Trolls.


 :troll: :troll: :troll: :troll:
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 16, 2007, 02:36:06 PM
Joining forces, they
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 16, 2007, 03:22:20 PM
formed a formidable
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 16, 2007, 03:25:35 PM
team, the like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 03:28:20 PM
of which had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: mr_chris on August 16, 2007, 03:41:43 PM
never been encountered
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 16, 2007, 03:51:32 PM
in Chipping Sodbury
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 16, 2007, 03:57:56 PM
"ooooh I'm scared"
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 16, 2007, 04:05:53 PM
said Baby Troll,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 04:18:22 PM
whilst Mummy Troll
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 16, 2007, 04:23:41 PM
was fast asleep
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 04:32:48 PM
under a tree
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 16, 2007, 05:01:06 PM
so Daddy Troll
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 16, 2007, 05:22:51 PM
made the porridge.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 16, 2007, 05:26:57 PM
whilst listening to
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 05:34:29 PM
Abba's Greatest Hits
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 16, 2007, 06:30:52 PM
which kept sticking
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 06:46:54 PM
to the wall
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 16, 2007, 06:49:40 PM
because the ivy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 16, 2007, 06:53:08 PM
and the holly
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 16, 2007, 09:45:20 PM
hadn't been trimmed
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 16, 2007, 11:34:21 PM
back since Christmas
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 05:52:14 AM
and no-one had
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 06:12:50 AM
any idea how
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 06:20:09 AM
to remove the

(you're about early Steph)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 17, 2007, 07:10:58 AM
spiders without killing
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 08:36:42 AM
(you're about early Steph)

Back to work on Monday  :no: so making the most of my last day off!



the goldfish which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 10:04:00 AM
were swimming round
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 17, 2007, 10:24:59 AM
in the garden
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 17, 2007, 10:33:56 AM
bird bath with
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 10:41:08 AM
the algae and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 17, 2007, 11:24:55 AM
flotsam and jetsam
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 17, 2007, 11:42:26 AM
from a recent
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 11:45:29 AM
outbreak of mad
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 12:17:09 PM
mackerel dancing under
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 17, 2007, 12:18:09 PM
a raspberry bush
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 12:22:32 PM
with goblins, fairies
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 17, 2007, 12:35:17 PM
and pixies, who
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 04:13:42 PM
sprinkled magic dust
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 05:37:24 PM
on their toes
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 17, 2007, 06:42:45 PM
which gave them
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on August 17, 2007, 08:06:42 PM
atheletes foot and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 17, 2007, 08:09:56 PM
bunions amongst other
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 17, 2007, 08:25:20 PM
nasties such as
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 08:34:23 PM
itching piles and
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 17, 2007, 08:39:16 PM
big angry zits.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 08:46:04 PM
Meanwhile down at

(I've completely lost the plot here)
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 17, 2007, 08:46:39 PM
(me too) :D

the local pub
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 17, 2007, 08:52:06 PM
the barmaid was
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 09:16:32 PM
flaunting her oversized
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 17, 2007, 09:47:14 PM
beer mugs which
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 17, 2007, 10:16:51 PM
were all frothy
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 17, 2007, 10:21:00 PM
and overspilling onto
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 17, 2007, 10:22:12 PM
her frilly cuffs
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 17, 2007, 11:45:29 PM
causing her arms
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: oldfogy on August 18, 2007, 02:58:59 AM
to smell like
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 06:12:13 AM
a brewery, so
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 18, 2007, 07:13:50 AM
the customers licked
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 18, 2007, 07:57:25 AM
her elbows as
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 08:40:15 AM
they played dominoes,
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Astral on August 18, 2007, 09:14:00 AM
for small prizes.
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 11:02:58 AM
"Two pints of...

[n.b. this is the start of reported speech]
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 18, 2007, 12:50:56 PM
Marmite with some
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 18, 2007, 01:12:42 PM
soldiers please" they
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Pwiggler on August 18, 2007, 02:53:42 PM
requested with sarcastic
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 02:56:30 PM
smiles, and waited
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: roseway on August 18, 2007, 03:00:30 PM
for the inevitable
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 18, 2007, 03:02:11 PM
rebuttal from the
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 03:03:35 PM
Chief Petty Officer
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 18, 2007, 03:05:50 PM
Dibble and Benny
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 03:07:15 PM
that well known       
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: kitz on August 18, 2007, 03:35:11 PM
to be very
Title: Re: Three word story...
Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 18, 2007, 03:58:55 PM
anti Marmite-eaters
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Post by: kitz on August 18, 2007, 04:04:24 PM
and they would
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Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 05:00:52 PM
arrest anyone who
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 18, 2007, 05:58:45 PM
smelt remotely Marmitey
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 06:09:44 PM
except if they
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Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 06:43:58 PM
paid them with
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Post by: roseway on August 18, 2007, 06:45:07 PM
jars of Marmite
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Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 07:03:25 PM
which they used
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 07:25:25 PM
to build huts
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 18, 2007, 07:39:12 PM
in the forests
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Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 08:22:57 PM
so that the
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 08:30:09 PM
locals would know
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Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 08:34:17 PM
they were mad.
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 18, 2007, 08:39:06 PM
mean and bad.
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Post by: Floydoid on August 18, 2007, 08:59:05 PM
So they all
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 18, 2007, 09:52:51 PM
went gathering driftwood
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Post by: Astral on August 18, 2007, 11:09:41 PM
on the beach
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 05:43:43 AM
where they met
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Post by: roseway on August 19, 2007, 07:17:26 AM
the Marmite man
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 19, 2007, 08:38:50 AM
selling his wares
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 19, 2007, 09:36:33 AM
which included ices,
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 19, 2007, 09:48:38 AM
umbrellas and welding
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 09:54:04 AM
gear to mend
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 19, 2007, 09:57:03 AM
his handlebars which
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Post by: roseway on August 19, 2007, 10:02:00 AM
were covered in
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 10:07:33 AM
rust and muck
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 19, 2007, 10:36:11 AM
which hid the
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 11:10:31 AM
barmaid's secret store
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 19, 2007, 11:21:29 AM
of pop corn
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 11:28:38 AM
which was not
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 19, 2007, 01:08:26 PM
normal pop corn
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Post by: roseway on August 19, 2007, 01:27:28 PM
but Marmite flavour
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 02:03:41 PM
because she was
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Post by: scottiesmum on August 19, 2007, 02:30:06 PM
a vegetarian and
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 19, 2007, 03:45:51 PM
would only eat
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Post by: roseway on August 19, 2007, 04:04:18 PM
delicious spreads like
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 04:23:27 PM
crunchy peanut butter
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Post by: Achilles Last Stand on August 19, 2007, 05:26:02 PM
with jelly [yuk] therefore,
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 05:43:13 PM
she was thought
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Post by: kitz on August 19, 2007, 05:43:42 PM
to be slightly
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 05:48:09 PM
potty like that
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Post by: roseway on August 19, 2007, 06:43:34 PM
troll we were
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 19, 2007, 06:46:17 PM
harping on about
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Post by: roseway on August 19, 2007, 06:56:37 PM
which was very
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Post by: Floydoid on August 19, 2007, 07:17:20 PM
annoying because she
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Post by: Pwiggler on August 19, 2007, 07:25:24 PM
act