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Title: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 09:18:12 AM

http://baetzler.de/humor/country_song_titles.html

Enjoy. :)

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: mr_chris on August 31, 2006, 11:32:50 AM

Hehe - that's funny...

I especially like this one:

"I've Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart"
:lol:

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: kitz on August 31, 2006, 11:38:51 AM

I thought they were making some of them up at first...  I was thinking nooooooo surely not.

Theres certainly some weird ones in there

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 11:39:35 AM

I like;

"If yer phone don't ring, you'll know it's me"

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 11:41:04 AM

Roseway's a bit of a music buff. I bet he likes all of them :lol:

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: mr_chris on August 31, 2006, 11:41:10 AM

I think they're all real  :o

Hehe, just seen the link at the bottom of that page: Do it yourself country and western lyrics (http://baetzler.de/cgi-bin/country.pl)

Now THOSE could definitely be real ;)

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: kitz on August 31, 2006, 11:45:18 AM

maybe Im missing something... but this one had me puzzled

"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"


It is indeed real....  cant say much for the lyrics someone must have been on somthing when they wrote em
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/dickens-little-jimmy/may-the-bird-of-paradise-fly-up-your-nose-10376.html

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 11:46:29 AM

That perplexed me too!

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: mr_chris on August 31, 2006, 11:50:52 AM

One word for that...

Oooo.... kay........  ???

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 11:53:17 AM

Acksherly I think I get it now; it's saying why don't you go to "heaven"

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: kitz on August 31, 2006, 01:14:00 PM

lol.. yeah... more like go to hell  ;D

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 01:25:08 PM

Precise(said in a poncy French accent) :)

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: kitz on August 31, 2006, 01:36:23 PM

:p :P

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: roseway on August 31, 2006, 01:44:56 PM

Quote from: kitz on August 31, 2006, 11:45:18 AM

maybe Im missing something... but this one had me puzzled

"May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose"

Just to please Astral, I actually remember that one. I also remember the one about chewing gum on the bedpost. But do I like them? No, I like real music.

Eric

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 01:48:35 PM

Quote

No, I like real music.

Wot like Mantovani & James Last! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: roseway on August 31, 2006, 01:56:38 PM

Wash your mouth out!

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 02:03:44 PM

Just checking! :angel: I can tell you're a diamond geezer on the muso front by your authoritative use of musical terms in these hallowed portals. 8)

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: roseway on August 31, 2006, 04:00:10 PM

Blimey! You're creeping round me now!

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: mr_chris on August 31, 2006, 04:03:02 PM

I'd start to wonder what he's after if I were you ... ;)

Title: Re: Tunes your dog can howl along to
Post by: Astral on August 31, 2006, 04:05:19 PM

I only really meant the hallowed portals bit; ;) still the old fool fell for it. :lol: