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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: UncleUB on November 13, 2007, 06:22:11 PM

Title: Viagra
Post by: UncleUB on November 13, 2007, 06:22:11 PM
Please note anyone wanted Viagra after 1st December will have to ask for it by its chemical name.Mycoxaflopin.
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: kitz on November 13, 2007, 07:13:01 PM
:D

Anyway who needs to ask for it at the chemists?
 - I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size and do wonders for my love life   :D
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: mr_chris on November 14, 2007, 11:59:29 AM
I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size ...

Size of your what? :-\ :P
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: Pwiggler on November 14, 2007, 12:17:30 PM
I didnt realise you have 'one'??
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: mr_chris on November 14, 2007, 12:20:02 PM
Er, neither did I!
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: roseway on November 14, 2007, 12:31:41 PM
I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: mr_chris on November 14, 2007, 12:37:45 PM
:lol:
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: Pwiggler on November 14, 2007, 12:55:24 PM
 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: kitz on November 14, 2007, 01:29:03 PM
>> Size of your what

hmmmm Well I did wonder too.
bed?

>> I didnt realise you have 'one'??

ooooh... bank balance maybe?

>> Er, neither did I!

bit lacking in funds Im afraid...
So shelling out for something probably wont help :/


>>> I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.

oooooh must be bed.
a bigger bed means less chance of falling out when you turn over

Got it!
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: Pwiggler on November 14, 2007, 02:32:11 PM
kitz - can u dodge bullets?
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: kitz on November 14, 2007, 07:32:34 PM
naw...  I aint bullet proof
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: dave.m on November 14, 2007, 07:58:41 PM
An 80 year old chap went to the chemist and asked if they sold viagra.
The chemist asked how many he wanted and the old man said,
“Can I have about 7 for the month, please?”  :blush:
“Seven is not a months supply,” said the pharmacist.   :no:
“You should take one a day for them to be effective.”
“That’s OK!” replied the old man, “I break one tablet into four and just take one piece each day. I only want it to stick out enough to stop me peeing on my shoes!”. ::)
 :lol:
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: Accordion on November 15, 2007, 06:57:13 PM
SMUT ALERT!!

 :police: :police: :police:
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: kitz on November 16, 2007, 01:59:57 AM
where?
/gets the duster out ready

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotionless.co.uk%2Femotes%2Factivity%2Fdust2.gif&hash=14c37157acb3195fa8b1d4230ffaaf3d)
Title: Re: Viagra
Post by: mr_chris on November 16, 2007, 02:10:37 PM
/gets the duster out ready

Kinky ... :o