Kitz Forum
Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: UncleUB on November 13, 2007, 06:22:11 PM
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Please note anyone wanted Viagra after 1st December will have to ask for it by its chemical name.Mycoxaflopin.
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:D
Anyway who needs to ask for it at the chemists?
- I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size and do wonders for my love life :D
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I keep getting these emails telling me how they could improve my size ...
Size of your what? :-\ :P
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I didnt realise you have 'one'??
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Er, neither did I!
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I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.
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:lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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>> Size of your what
hmmmm Well I did wonder too.
bed?
>> I didnt realise you have 'one'??
ooooh... bank balance maybe?
>> Er, neither did I!
bit lacking in funds Im afraid...
So shelling out for something probably wont help :/
>>> I use it, but only to stop myself rolling out of bed.
oooooh must be bed.
a bigger bed means less chance of falling out when you turn over
Got it!
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kitz - can u dodge bullets?
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naw... I aint bullet proof
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An 80 year old chap went to the chemist and asked if they sold viagra.
The chemist asked how many he wanted and the old man said,
“Can I have about 7 for the month, please?” :blush:
“Seven is not a months supply,” said the pharmacist. :no:
“You should take one a day for them to be effective.”
“That’s OK!” replied the old man, “I break one tablet into four and just take one piece each day. I only want it to stick out enough to stop me peeing on my shoes!”. ::)
:lol:
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SMUT ALERT!!
:police: :police: :police:
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where?
/gets the duster out ready
(http://www.emotionless.co.uk/emotes/activity/dust2.gif)
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/gets the duster out ready
Kinky ... :o