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Title: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: UncleUB on March 04, 2012, 09:37:59 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2109700/Helpdesk-comes-aid-user-cat-damaged-wireless-router-long-sent-cute-photos.html


 :D
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: silversurfer44 on March 04, 2012, 09:48:04 AM
 :lol:
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: roseway on March 04, 2012, 10:32:50 AM
Possibly the pottiest story of the year (so far) :lol:
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: AdrianH on March 04, 2012, 10:38:58 AM
Presumably the new router has Cat5 cables  ::) ,  I have a feline this story may purr along for some time.
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: renluop on March 04, 2012, 01:23:59 PM
I hope Kitz's intelligent kits can't read! ;D
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: burakkucat on March 04, 2012, 07:48:58 PM
^-^ b*cat was sent a "screen-scrape" of that Be forum posting, last Friday. I was unable to post it here because of its size -- 546 kbytes.

Hmm.  :hmm:  Does Uncle still think I am a female member of the species? (Raises paw and extends claws . . . )  :no:  I'm just an old, grumpy, black, tom-cat (http://elrepo.org/people/ajb/burakkucat.jpg).
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: asbokid on March 04, 2012, 09:40:16 PM
Hmm...

fluffy cat story,
flagging revenues at Be Unlimited..
new marketing team..

Could be wrong of course!

cheers, a
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: burakkucat on March 04, 2012, 11:35:25 PM
I'd rather read a "fluffy cat's story" than a "shaggy dog's tail / tale" any day!  :P
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: asbokid on March 05, 2012, 01:40:39 AM
Not sure about fluffy cats or shaggy dogs, but I can definitely smell a rat!

Talking of rats.. They always say you're never more than 5 metres from one of the furry fellows.. how true ...

While relaxing in the shed, there came a scratching noise from a large box of 2Wire 3600HGV VDSL routers. I poked my head in to investigate, and an indignant beady-eyed little chap peered out!

Cutting a long story short (involving two jars of peanut butter and three different traps) ..

Please meet "Errol".. insatiable appetite, severe body odour issues, and doubly incontinent.. but a loveable rogue, nevertheless..

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww5.picturepush.com%2Fphoto%2Fa%2F7721273%2F640%2F7721273.jpg&hash=6f64461d3d661c4828c6a49b0ecb37bd) (http://picturepush.com/public/7721273)

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww1.picturepush.com%2Fphoto%2Fa%2F7721334%2F640%2F7721334.jpg&hash=8a1ffd0c4f9aa1259a5d58fe80584174) (http://picturepush.com/public/7721334)

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.picturepush.com%2Fphoto%2Fa%2F7721360%2F640%2F7721360.jpg&hash=2e70047bdf35f35b497a760e09b3e107) (http://picturepush.com/public/7721360)

Unfortunately, because of Errol's personal hygiene problems, he had to leave..

The humane rat catcher's manual offers the following advice:  release rattus at least 5 miles from place of capture, and near a plentiful supply of food..

My immediate thoughts were the Tesco in-store bakery..  Sadly, Sunday opening hours put paid to that idea, so the local country park had to do..

And off he beetled..  Farewell Errol!

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww2.picturepush.com%2Fphoto%2Fa%2F7721305%2F640%2F7721305.jpg&hash=084847e9aa48f48d142be4f7a6b38912) (http://picturepush.com/public/7721305)






Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: burakkucat on March 05, 2012, 02:29:38 AM
Rather you than me.  :tongue:

Don't like rats!  >:(
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: scottiesmum on March 05, 2012, 08:27:17 AM
 :o
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: silversurfer44 on March 05, 2012, 08:51:10 AM
Do I detect a touch of human in b*cat? or is the taste you don't like.?  ;D
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: kitz on March 05, 2012, 11:35:37 AM
lmao..   Ziggy always sits on top of my BeBox.

He's not managed to knock the wireless off..  but the one thing that he does do a lot is turn the sound off for my PC as theres a little swivel sound control that I keep next to the router.
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: burakkucat on March 05, 2012, 11:24:44 PM
Do I detect a touch of human in b*cat? or is the taste you don't like.?  ;D

Hmm. :hmm: Now that would be telling!  ;)
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: UncleUB on March 08, 2012, 12:47:24 PM
This is one way to find your FeLine Stats  ;D

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi246.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg87%2FUncleUB%2FCatrouter.jpg&hash=c2a4e3fe40f8698d96561d705d128448)
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: burakkucat on March 08, 2012, 07:47:29 PM
I see a nice warm pillow. Yawn.  :sleep:
Title: Re: Burakkucat has router problems
Post by: kitz on March 14, 2012, 02:35:09 PM
This is one way to find your FeLine Stats  ;D

(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi246.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg87%2FUncleUB%2FCatrouter.jpg&hash=c2a4e3fe40f8698d96561d705d128448)


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