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Chat => Jokes n Stuff => Topic started by: AdrianH on January 30, 2012, 06:59:05 PM
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It's 2012 and it's the Olympics in London ..
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get in, but they haven't got tickets.
The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate.
"McTavish, Scotland," he says, "Discus" and in he walks.
The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder.
"Waddington-Smythe, England " he says, "Pole vault" and in he walks.
The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm.
"O'Malley, Ireland " he says, "Fencing."
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Hmm. It seems that the Irish always come last . . . ::)
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:lol: