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Chat => Chit Chat => Topic started by: dave.m on September 04, 2007, 09:22:53 AM
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11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a
helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not
strong enough to carry them all, so they decided
that one had to leave, because otherwise they were
all going to fall. They weren't able to name that
person, until the woman gave a very touching speech.
She said that she would voluntarily let go of the
rope, because, as a woman, she was used to giving up
everything for her husband and kids or for men in
general, and was used to always making sacrifices
with little in return. As soon as she finished her
speech, all the men started clapping.
:lol: :lol:
SEND THIS E-MAIL TO AN INTELLIGENT WOMAN, SO THAT SHE HAS
SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT TO TODAY
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:lol:
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LMAO!
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:lol:
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:lol: I think you're very gallant posting that Dave !!! :lol:
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Yeah, well I won't get caught like that, I've already got my speech prepared for just such an incident.
So there!
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Bet you have already chosen your frock too Dave 8) (hope it's not the pink one)
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I told you not to mention that in public Steph!
:blush:
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so its ok to mention the yellow one then?
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so its ok to mention the yellow one then?
Oh no! Not the meringue >:D
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I am not kinky!!
:P
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I am not kinky!!
:P
That's not what I've heard.
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That's not what I've heard.
Does that mean that you also frequent that particular scene to be able to of heard that so-called rumour :lol:
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That's not what I've heard.
Does that mean that you also frequent that particular scene to be able to of heard that so-called rumour :lol:
I've heard this about him OF. But only from outside of that particular scene.
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*whistles*
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I've heard this about him OF. But only from outside of that particular scene.
Now the plot doth seem to thicken.
So does this mean you also associate with people who frequent such places of entertainment?
I also notice there is also a lack of comments from a certain person.
(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi92.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl39%2Foldfogy%2FKitz.gif&hash=983ac4c97b78510c53cdcc9a1f90ed924159d368)DM
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Is that a picture of you moonlighting as a waitress, OF?
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hahahaha very good. i would have cried and said let go >:D
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I've heard this about him OF. But only from outside of that particular scene.
Now the plot doth seem to thicken.
So does this mean you also associate with people who frequent such places of entertainment?
I also notice there is also a lack of comments from a certain person.
(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi92.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl39%2Foldfogy%2FKitz.gif&hash=983ac4c97b78510c53cdcc9a1f90ed924159d368)DM
Please note that I saidf from outside of that scene. Floydy is very quiet on the subject - hmmmmm.