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Chat => Games => Forum Games => Topic started by: chrissie on April 28, 2008, 07:07:56 AM
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Hope I'm allowed to do this....wondered if you'd like to try this one out..... :)
All you do is name three things you can do with the item listed at the bottom of the previous post....it can be any item/object you like
e.g.
comb
use it as a back scratcher
cover in tissue paper and make a tune from it
use it on your cat to get the fleas out of the fur :o
my item is....
EMPTY TIN CAN
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use it for target practice
put it on a piece of string as one end of a crude communications system
use it for storing nuts and bolts in
my item:
redundant CD/DVD/CD-ROM disks
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redundant CD/DVD/CD-ROM disks
Use them on greetings cards
Put them in hot water and make into little bowls...aahh
Use them to aim at people you don't like to see if you can dent their necks :o :P
my item
HEDGEHOG
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Hedgehog :-X
feed it
watch it
delouse it
Empty Yoghurt Pots
Edit, Re,Hedgehog.Our Blues just whispered in my ear (make it into sausages)
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plant seedlings
throw in waste bucket
refill with yoghurt
:-X
bagpipes
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Play em
sit on em
shove em...................................
2 foot length of 2"x1"timber
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2 foot length of 2"x1"timber
cut it into 1" pieces and make a block out of it 8)
cut it in half use as ski's for a cat
plane it and put it on the wall with coat hangers attached
a wire coat hanger
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Hedgehog :-X
feed it
watch it
delouse it
Empty Yoghurt Pots
Edit, Re,Hedgehog.Our Blues just whispered in my ear (make it into sausages)
:lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Wire Coathanger
bend it to make christmas wreath
unblocking sink
make into plant supports
carrier bags
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carry shopping
pick up Blues "leavings"
dessicrate the countryside.
carry Tesco mobile phones.
oak tree
oops........thats four :-[
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pick up Blues "leavings
The correct terminology is 'Dog-Choc's'. :D
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pick up Blues "leavings
The correct terminology is 'Dog-Choc's'. :D
:D
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oak tree:
sit under it
climb it
turn it into timber
paperclip(s)
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paperclips
hold sheets of paper together
open stuck cd/dvd drawers on pc tower
clean out ear wax :sick:
slide rule
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drawing straight lines
keeping my grandson amused (he loves playing with my old slide rule)
to check to see if your calculator's right
broom handle
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:lol: @ the pic of Blue and the hedgehog
broom handle
attach it to a brush.
Use as a garden stake
Use it to poke something you "just cant reach".
Doormat
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wipe your feet on it
use it as a draught excluder
use it for kindling
cotton wool buds
(I'm enjoying this new game)
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clean out earwax again :sick:
take fluffy bit off to make snow for chrissie decorations
clean dust off mirror inside slr camera ( oh, yes I do)
mole grips
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Use as an emergency handle because the valve on the radiator in the bathroom is just a stump and the same radiator has split and soaked the kitchen downstairs :rain:
Clamp 2 components or bits of wire your joining/soldering so leaving both hands free
Use to make sure the very big overhead crimps on someones phone line (where it's the big blue cable due to a nearby high voltage line) are fully crimped so it won't disconnect the next time the electicity guys climb the same pole and use the cable as a foot step.
Old plastic milk / shampoo bottles
(incidently, this is a fun one for kids over 8, with yogurt pots, heat the oven to about 100 degrees, place the pots on a tray upside down, some water a few mm deep or oil lightly smeared on the tray is good so the pots wont stick. the "memory" in the plastic will return the pots back to a flat disc with the print as it was originaly painted before it was moulded into a pot shape.
Can now be used as coasters or anything else the imagination can run up.
If the pots have a paper label on them then this will have to be removed before hand) ;D
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Ezzer's gone mad :crazy: :lol:
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Ezzer is that Centigrade or Fahrenheit?
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proper stuff, centigrade
Look I know my pidgeons have flown long ago, in fact this has inspired another sting based on something which apparently confirms me as one short of a full packet. Crazy recipies
other wise 3 things you could do with a........
Interweb thingy account
:crazy: :wall: :silly: :baby: :P
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broom handle
put it through the kids shirt sleeves to stop them touching things :o
use it as a very large perch in a parrot aviary
use it as a stake to keep a newly planted tree upright
(jeez what am I on...where did all that come from ;D)
a yellow duster
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What happened to the Interweb thingy account,has it been attacked with the broom handle :-X
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a yellow duster
clean something with it
partially make a flag for some country
mend a hole in my shirt (if it was yellow)
Hairs left on a hari brush
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hairs left on a hari brush
make a wig
reupholster the sofa
glue back onto dog
sundial
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sundial
tell the time (if the sun's shining)
doorstop
paperweight
walking stick
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walking stick
Walk with it (I do with mine)
Hook things with it
Batter old ladies
prop the gate open
empty plant pots
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>empty plant pots<
Is that plant pots which are empty, or pots for empty plants ? :D
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:no:
There'll be no plants of any description in the NC.
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:no:
There'll be no plants of any description in the NC.
:'(
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empty plant pots
plant herbs in them
use them as stilts for children
put under legs of garden table to make it higher :-\
an electric dril
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an electric drill
drill holes
blow up domestic electricity supply
put vanes on the rotating thing at the front and play at helicopters (floydloid would enjoy that)
cheese grater
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cheese grater
grating nuts - ouch
stick it on your cat to turn it into a space monster
an emergency wood shaving tool
paper tissue
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paper tissue:
*blow nose on it
*clean specs with it
dust your monitor with it
*not necessarily in that order
paint brush
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Paint Brush
clean inside of computer :o
Dust with it
brush the dog
rubber band
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rubber band
ping at the back of someones neck
hold car interior mirror in place >:(
hold lawyers briefs together :blush:
garden sprinkler
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(I keep a half inch paintbrush for cleaning inside the PC)
take a shower
spray next door's cat
wash the dog
cardboard tube from inside of a kitchen roll
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cardboard tube from inside of a kitchen roll
make a rude sound through it :P
cut it in half and make binoculars from it
cut it into 3" pieces for napkin rings
(here's one I made earlier ;D)
knitting needle
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Knitting needle
Scratch leg (when leg is in plaster)
unblock plug hole
support plants in garden
Wooden Pallets
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wooden pallets
use as decking in a small garden
burn them on bonfire night
tie floats round them and use as a raft...erm ::)
a dead cat!
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a dead cat
inter
grieve over
remember
drawbridge
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drawbridge
use for skateboarding
pull it up and drop it on the enemy :lol:
pull it halfway up and confuse everyone
bullets
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bullets
shoot ya enemy
use as fill-ins
use as small bed-knobs
a clipped toe nail
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For bullets I got as far as 'use as a suppository for a robot'... will have to think about toenail clippings.
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Eurrghh....."clipped toenail".... where is your mind at ;D ;D ;D
throw it away
tread on it
throw it away
grass cuttings
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grass cuttings
Compost heap
put in council recycle bin
leave on lawn to mulch,and rot down.
Old razor blades
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old razor blades
scraping paint off the window
collect enough and make into a work of art
put them under a pyramid shape to see if they really do sharpen up again :o
a pencil
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Pencil,Well being a Joiner..........
Keep behind ear
mark timber with
stir tea
old pots of paint
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old pots of paint
drill two holes either side, attach string and walk with them as stilts :lol:
paint the outside and use them to edge a flower border
scoop the paint out and use them as plant pots
rusty knives and forks
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rusty knifes and forks
set up business as knife sharpener
eat rusty bacon and eggs
give to charity shop
pair of broken braces
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Pair of broken braces
use as belt
no good for bugs bunny
make catapult >:D
hot water bottle
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fill it with air and use it as a football
burn it on the patio and annoy the neighbours
keep your feet warm (duh!)
metre rule
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metre rule
measure something
spank ya kids
spank the missus
Broken watch
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broken watch
get it mended
wear it as jewellery
prop up a wonky table
cherry blossom
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cherry blossom
put 1 blossom in ya hair and pretend to be some type of dancer
take a cutting and stick it in some water
sniff it
bath sponge
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bath sponge
grow cress on it
use it tied to your foot to wash the floor :o
cut a shape out of it to use as a stencil
frying pan
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hit someone you don't like with it
swat large flies
turn it upside down and use it as a percussion instrument
corsets
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corsets
bundle three children in them and pull tightly to stop them causing havoc
use for battening down hatches
use them as a very large catapult (if of the rubber variety)
flute
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flute
play Handl's flute concerto
charm birds out of trees
annoy the neighbours
mouldy old fruit cake
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mouldy old fruit cake
Feed it to the birds!
Compost it
Trim the mould off and eat it
tough steak
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tough steak
hit someone in the face with it :o
chop it up and make burgers with it
mince it and make beef pie
dead pigeon
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make a pie out of it
give it to the cat
attach electrodes to it and try to spark it back to life
bra
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bra
ear warmers on a cold day
use as bed for twin rats
put plants in and hang up on the patio
thong
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thong
Use as shoelace
thing it to music
tie up trailing shrubs
bassoon
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use as a drain pipe
use as a kendo stick
blow it
bloomers (the underwear kind, not bread)
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bloomers
carry watermelons
use as foresail
laugh at
rope ladder
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rope ladder
tie your lover to the bed
use it to escape from the bedroom window :no:
use it for the kids to climb on in the garden
plumb line
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plumb line
hanging
garrotting
getting a straight line
3d glasses
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3d glasses
Watch TV with them, they really work (how sad am I)
use them on a card to send someone who has trouble with their eyes :o
put them on your dog to confuse him!
brillo pad
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brillo pad
scour pots
unravel to make string of metal
throw at the budgie
budgie
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brillo pad
scour pots
unravel to make string of metal
throw at the budgie :o >:( :o >:(
budgie
budgie...
love him
teach him to talk
let him fly free
scrubbing brush
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scrubbing brush
scrub budgie
use as emegency hairbrush
avant garde painting
lace table mat
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lace table mat
wrap a duck up in it
use it as a cape for a duck
dress a duck in it for a wedding
saucepan lid
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lace table mat
wrap a duck up in it
use it as a cape for a duck
dress a duck in it for a wedding
saucepan lid
:'(
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I think that 'touché' is the appropriate comment, Tufty. :)
saucepan lid
cover a saucepan
use as a shield
try to use it as a frisbee
old English sheepdog
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old English sheepdog
Spend a week grooming it
advertise paints
teach it to walk upright and pretend it's a yeti
chicken coop
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chicken coop
Keep chickens in it :)
Store your garden tools and stuff
Sell your house and move into it to save money.
Leaky aquarium
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Leaky aquarium
mop up carpet
keep leaky fish
use as a shower head
bent screwdriver
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bent screwdriver
use it on bent screws
poke people with it (esp those you don't like :lol: )
put it in your bent tools tool box
old leaves
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old leaves
Dry them, wrap them up in bum paper and smoke them [Don't try this at home children]
Have a bonfire
Compost them
rusty corrugated iron
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rusty corrugated iron
make into an abstract shape and get millions for it in the name of Art
use it to cover a well :o
use over a snake pit
tin of baked beans
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tin of baked beans
eat 'em
feed em to the dog to make his normally white facial fur orange
wash and dry em, then use as bullets in ya machine gun (without the charge??)
plastic self adhesive hook
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plastic self adhesive hook
catch plastic self adhesive fish
use as decoration (you need about a dozen for that)
hang things on it.
steel bear trap
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catch bears
hang it on the wall as a decoration
set it in the middle of your living room carpet as a fun centrepiece
old trainers
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old trainers
use as plant pots
hang up as bird feeders
scoop out water from the pond
piece of string
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flog a mouse with it
tie it round your finger as a memory aid
tie a spanner on the end of it and use it as a plumb line
aluminium foil
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aluminium foil
cover yourself in it and pretend to be a spaceman
cover your dog in it and pretend its a spacedog
cover your wife in it and pretend shes a spacehousewife
a lens
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a lens
magnify things
start a fire
create a spectrum of light
a bowler hat
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a bowler hat
wear it
reinforce it with steel and use it as a weapon
turn it upside down and use it as a chamber pot
a pint of watery beer
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pour it on the garden to save on mowing the lawn (the grass will come up half cut)
throw it over someone you don't like
pour it down the drain
shoe box
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Shoe Box
keep cd's in it
keep pet mouse in it
keep old photo's in it
crowbar
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crowbar
lever things up
use as a gatepost
hit the missus if she refuses to make the dinner
used engine oil
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crowbar
hit the missus if she refuses to make the dinner :o :o :o
used engine oil
used engine oil
give it to children to play with :o
take it to the dump
paint your fence with it
a lighted match
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A lighted match
Start a fire
burn your fingers
light the gas fire
Baby wipes
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Baby wipes
wipe babies
leave them to grow into adult wipes
clean monitor screen
broken spectacles
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broken spectacles
take them to be mended
donate them to charity for third world countries
lay them on the ground at the back of a reversing car and accuse the driver of reversing over them :o (my alter ego told me to say that!)
a piece of ham
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a piece of ham
fry it
grill it
resole your shoe
old floppy discs
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ping the metal bit back and forth as therapy
use as coasters
use for transferring small files (I still occasionally do this)
riding crop
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riding crop
tickle horses
scratch your back
use as a very short walking stick
tilly lamp
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Tilly Lamp
Light tent
find way to campsite toilets at night.
find way back from campsite toilets(without falling over guy ropes)
empty compost bag
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empty compost bag
put grass clippings in it
cut up and make a bikini
cover head of very ugly girl
very ugly girl
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very ugly girl
turn her to the wall
give her a make-over
stick her in the garden and frighten the birds away
football
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Football
Kick it
Head it
Put a knife through it when the neighbours kid kicks it in your garden >:D
old carpet
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Football
Kick it
Head it
Put a knife through it when the neighbours kid kicks it in your garden >:D ;D ;D ;D ;D
old carpet
old carpet
use it in the chicken coop
cut it into car mats
put it in the garage for you to step onto from the car
packet of popcorn
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packet of popcorn
eat noisily and upset the other cinema-goers
feed to budgie with sweet tooth
irritate everyone by constantly rustling the packet.
piece of plutonium
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use in a nuclear weapon
use as source for nuclear power
use in pacemakers (yes they really do that)
piece of tripe
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piece of tripe
post it on this forum
cook with onions
frighten children
tennis racquet
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tennis racquet
snow shoe for one legged eskimo
strain a lot of spaghetti
spank naughty brats
spark plug
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spark plug
use it in the car
get several and put them together as an abstract art piece
take it to pieces and put it together again (or TRY to put it together)
defunct ink jet printer
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take it down the tip
smash it with a sledgehammer
stick it in the shed
bananas
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bananas
make banana frappe
mash it for a sarnie
have it with custard
pair of scissors
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pair of scissors
remove ear wax
strip the insulation from wires
use as a small plant support
kitchen grater
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Kitchen Grater
Grate cheese
grate fresh root ginger
grate chocolate
Axe
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axe
trim toenails
chop down tree
reverse and use as hammer
alligator
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Alligator
Wrestle it.
Eat it(alligator tail is the thing you eat,suppose to be a bit like chicken)
Run like bloody hell from it :D
bag of flour
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bag of flour
make bread
throw at politician
use as face powder
grandfather clock
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tell the time
chop it up and use it for firewood
lay it on its side and use it as a fish tank
tweezers
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tweezers
pluck eyebrows
pluck any other body hair
adjust hdd jumpers
torch bulb
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Ah yes, tweezers are indeed an essential tool for PC tinkerers, along with a size 1 crosshead screwdriver, and a half-inch paintbrush.
torch bulb:
use it as a light test source in a circuit
lock it in a drawer with another bulb and hope they breed
put it in your torch
crowbar
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Crowbar
Ban people who brag constantly.
serve briefs to self obsesed lawers
Say "It's ok I've got the key" :police:
3 uses for a computer
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computer
install Linux on it, to change it from a toy to a real working machine
use it as a milking stool
drop it on the heads of invaders trying to break into your castle, when you run out of boiling oil
binoculars
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TD makes good use of old computer.
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binoculars
watch birds
take apart and make two telescopes
start a fire
birds nest
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:)
bird's nest
watch with the help of a webcam
use as a firelighter (only when the birds have finished with it!)
make soup (ditto)
dead tree
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chop it into logs
use it as a telegraph pole
use it as a caber in the highland games
empty aerosol can
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empty aerosol can
stand it up at the bottom of the garden and try to hit it with a stone
use it as a spirit level :no:
take it in the street and kick it to make a noise
face cream
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face cream
rub on face
paint the budgie
use as light grease to stop garden gate squeaking
broken torch
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broken torch
take out all the innards and use it for flowers
wrap it up and give it as a present :o
mend it
an oily rag
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an oily rag
hold down a well caught tufted duck and wipe the oily rag over the little sweetie
use it on your hands to pretend you've been doing the car
burn it when you haven't got any coal :o
an old mop
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an old mop
use the business end as a pantomime wig
put in old bucket
mop old floor
last years phone book
(hold down a well caught tufted duck and wipe the oily rag over the little sweetie :'( )
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tear it in half (I used to be able to do that before I developed RSI)
recycle it
use it to prop up your monitor
wooden spoon
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wooden spoon
give it to the person making the daftest suggestion in this game
spank the missus
stir things up
empty stapler
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empty stapler
paint it and display as altered art
fill it with staples
pretend it's full when you pass it to someone then enjoy the look on their face
a packet of cigarettes
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a packet of cigarettes
smoke em
give away to passing hobo
take paper off, unravel fags and use as chewing baccy.
typewriter with "e" key missing.
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typewriter with "e" key missing
typ a lttr which is hard to rad
gt it rpaird
donat it to a musum
a set of worn-out tennis balls
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cut them in half and make clip cloppity noise with them :o
let the dog have them
put string thru them and use as a fashion necklace 8)
a string vest
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stretch it between two posts as a volleyball net for midgets
use it for straining spaghetti
sew up the neck and arm holes and use it as a bag for carrying coconuts
old VHS tapes
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put them under table legs to make it higher
put them in a car boot sale
pull a little of the tape out, put it in front of a small child and tell them not to touch it!
a whoopee cushion
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a whoopee cushion
surprise the vicar
use as excuse if you make inadvertant noise
use as noisy beanbag
wet grass
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lay in it
put your rabbit in it
dry with the sun
road map
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play join the dots
try to navigate from A-B
use as a coaster
a piece of 2x4 timber
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what length (it makes a difference you know)??
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what length (it makes a difference you know)??
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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OK then make it one yard long... seeing as you're being so pedantic.
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2x4x36 piece of timber
use it as a gang plank for mice
cut it into three and make it into a goalpost for mice
lean it up against a wall and keep people guessing as to why it's there
a net curtain
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a net curtain
hang it in the window to stop people looking in
make it into a fishing net
use it to strain soup
worn-out underwear
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worn-out underwear
give to church jumble sale
clean the windows
use as bunting on old worn out boat
kayak
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Kayak
sail in it
drive around with on the roof of your car
store it on top of your extension ... forever
Dr Who poster
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Dr Who poster
shred it and use it for hamster bedding
tear it up and use it for lighting fires
put it in the recycling bin
last week's Radio Times
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last week's Radio Times
Same as Dr. Who poster. ;D
potato peeler
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peel potatoes
slice potatoes to make very thin crisps
keep it for a weapon in case a mad man or woman breaks in
fishing rod
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fishing rod
retrieve kid's toys off the roof
stick fluffy stuff on the end and use as feather duster
fail to catch fish (at least, I do :'( )
wheelbarrow with no wheel
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wheelbarrow with no wheel
put a wheel on it and use it as a wheelbarrow
grow plants in it
collect rainwater to water the plants in the other wheelless wheelbarrow
spade with a broken handle
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spade with a broken handle
Get blisters
Repair it
Throw away and get a new one.
empty washing up liquid bottles
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empty washing up liquid bottles
sell to Blue Peter
fill as emergency windscreen washer bottles
float them down river
bicycle saddle
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ride it
sniff it (if it belongs to a lady) :-[
use it as a replacement seat for an exercise bike
worn out bicycle tyre
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:-X
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worn out bicycle tyre
put on worn out bike
use as a floppy frisbee
cut across and use as short hose
old camera bellows
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sniff it??
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sniff it??
We're trying to ignore that bit :lol:
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I must be going nuts - cause Im sure I posted a " :-X" to that yesterday. :-[
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I must be going nuts - cause Im sure I posted a " :-X" to that yesterday. :-[
You did......it's still there..................it's the lack of sleep that does it. :D
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OMG - so it is :blush:
/me goes to book appointment at the opticians.
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old camera bellows
Attach to old camera
Sell to an old camera repairer
Use to blow air to keep your face cool
middle of a toilet roll
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middle of a toilet roll
Make into xmas crackers
Tunnels for hamsters to crawl through
Pretend theyre a trumpet.
Stale Bread
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toast it
throw it to the ducks
use as a door stop
blutack
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blu-tack
stain the wallpaper so badly that your other half feels obliged to redecorate
stop the telephone sliding around the desk
rub out pencil marks
super glue
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OMG - so it is :blush:
/me goes to book appointment at the opticians.
Kitz, don't worry about it, it's just the onset of senile dementia. (I suffer from it too.).
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I'm in good company then :)
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super glue
glue supers together
spread on vicars chair
stick on false beard
false beard
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false beard
wear it (especially a woman.... LMAO)... :lol:
make it into a wig
put it out for the birds to nest in
wooden leg
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wooden leg
limp
stir porridge
prop up three legged table
piano with no strings
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piano with no strings
us it as a plant pot
chop it up for firewood
set up you DVD player with piano music and pretend to play along
a red crayon
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a red crayon
do red doodles
mark exam papers
use as perch for budgie
rotten turnip
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rotten turnip (eurgh)
bury it
give it to pigs (poor pigs)
see if it floats in the duck pond to let the ducks use it as a diving board
a piece of kitchen foil
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a piece of kitchen foil
wrap up a piece of fish with herbs and a squeeze of lemon, then bake in the oven
roll into a ball and throw it at next door's cat
shape into a concave mirror to focus the sun onto a camp fire to light it
damp matches
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damp matches
use to keep your eyelids open
bake in the oven and try to use them again
dry them and build a model of Big Ben out of them (you need glue too of course ;D)
dried leaves
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dried leaves
make tea
burn on bonfire to upset the neighbours
use in flower arranging
zimmer
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zimmer
use it to grow beans up
use it as a sled
use it as shield
empty crisp packet
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empty crisp packet
(You know what I'm going to say first, don't you? :) )
blow into it and make a loud bang
put some home-made crisps in it
exhibit it in the Tate Modern
next door's cat
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next doors cat
tickle it's ears
put down poison :o to keep the d**n thing from digging up whatever it digs up
turn into fur hat
oooopppsss, this is Kitz forum :-[
tickle ears
cuddle
feed it large plates of roast chicken
broken floppy disc drive
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broken floppy disc drive
keep it as a handy business card holder
pull it apart into as many pieces as you possibly can
leave it in your computer for 2 years, and every time you want to use a floppy disc, curse and swear you'll buy a new one.. then forget - yet again! :-\
15" CRT monitor
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15" CRT monitor
keep it for a spare
recycle it
stick it on your gran's dressing table and convince her it's a portable TV
knackered motherboard
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knackered motherboard
glue candles to it for a centre piece on your dining table
paint it silver and display it as new art
ask Floydoid what a motherboard is..... hehe
broken telephone
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broken telephone
use as doorstop
throw in wheelie bin
use as fun centrepiece on dining table
blocked ink cartridge
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blocked ink cartridge
unblock it with a big wire brush
sell it 'as new' to an enemy
break it open and do finger painting with the contents
garden gnomes fishing rod
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use it for fishing for goldfish
use it to fish gnomes out of the pond with
sharpen it and use it for a pokey tool (known only to crafters!)
dead fish
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dead fish
Feed it to next door's cat, in the hope that it will leave the baby birds alone
Barbecue it for dinner
Put it in the pond and pretend that it's still alive
a dead tree
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a dead tree
cut into planks and make a boat
turn into firewood
build a tree house for the kids
desk top fan
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desk top fan
put it on the floor and then complain to Trading Standards that it isn't a desk top fan.
take the guard off and see how much mess you can make by throwing different foods at the blades.
heavily modify it and build it into a side window in your PC case. That should keep it nice and cool :D
used jiffy bag
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used jiffy bag
fill it with cooked semolina and take it with you for lunch
post it to someone with a pressie inside
use it as a cushion for your cat to sit on
postman's hat
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postman's hat ??
put it on a postman
wear it yourself
give it to the dog to chew
junk mail
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junk mail
shred it and use as pet bedding
recycle it
read it!
old vhs tapes
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old vhs tapes
pull out all the tape and try to get it back in again
chuck it out (been doing a lot of that recently)
use to prop up wonky table leg
worn out sweater
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worn out sweater
unravel and reuse wool
give to dog as bedding
continue to wear it as it is the most comfy one you have.
one carpet slipper
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one carpet slipper
find the other one under the bed and wear them
use it to discipline forum miscreants
give it to the dog to chew
an old valve radio
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give it to a museum
get it working and use as a table lamp after putting glass on the back of it
make a work of art out of it
bunch of keys
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bunch of keys
unlock a bunch of doors
hang up as wind chime
lose them and be stuck out the house all night
roll of film ( remember that stuff ?)
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roll of film (yes remember it well.. especially for my Kodak 127 ;D)
develop it when it's been exposed
cut it up and use for decorating a birthday card
tie up next door's brat so he can't escape! :angel:
Bleach
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Bleach
'do ya hair'
clean the bog
clean the kitchen sink and make the plastic go brittle
picture frame
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picture frame
hang on wall
chop up into firewood
stretch gauze over it and make it a kiddie fishing net
crushed beer can
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crushed beer can
throw it at next door's cat (oh no, I've done that one :) )
recycle it
make it part of a work of art
can of watery beer
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can of watery beer
shout "It must be English"
pour down sink
use to dilute strong beer
nutcrackers with one handle missing
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:lol:
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nutcrackers with one handle missing
Are these left or right handed nutcrackers?
Find some nuts already broken on one side.
Go to night-school and learn how to weld.
Put them on eBay.
A partner that never shuts up. (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi92.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl39%2Foldfogy%2FMonkey1.gif&hash=bd5859d8e59563b7e24d8e2fe281cad39d9967cd)(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi92.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fl39%2Foldfogy%2Fpeepsofa.gif&hash=3c7b92ed3d1ba609cd6c5135b2acae45a70b7079)
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A partner that never shuts up
buy them a large gob stopper
finally put that duct tape to some use
buy them a parrot
a jug with a broken handle
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a jug with a broken handle
glue handle back on
use as flower pot
turn upside down and use as a small drum
used tea leaves
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used tea leaves
use as a mulch for plants
dry them and give to your neighbour in a pretty packet
put them on the compost heap
a walking stick
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a walking stick
use it as a hook to help with picking blackberries
get three more of the same and make a table
hide a sword
a wok
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a wok
turn over and use as tin-helmet
turn over and use as drum
find another one, weld together and use as football
broken light bulb
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use in a broken light fitting
mend the filament with a piece of cotton and glue the glass back together and see if it will still work
chuck it in the bin
a saucepan without a handle
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a saucepan without a handle
weld on a new handle
use it as a crash helmet
use it as a bird bath
broken umberella
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broken umberella
only go out on sunny days
make into a kite for the kids
sell to circus clown
clowns red nose
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clowns red nose
put it in a bowl of salad tomatoes and see who picks it up first :o
use it as a ping pong ball
strap it to a duck as a crash helmet
leather straps
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>strap it to a duck as a crash helmet< :'(
leather straps
tie suitcases on top of horseless carriage
tie up your beloved for a night of.......... :-[
weave together and use as fishing net
very large seashell
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very large seashell
get 'er indoors to sell it on the seashore
listen to the sound of waves in it
donate it to a hermit crab
seaweed
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seaweed
pop it
make it into bread (so I hear)
use it as decoration for your table if you are having a seafood party
a broken fishing net
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a broken fishing net
catch broken fish
unravel and use the string to tie up sweet peas
donate to very poor fisherman
dead pigeon
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give it to Kitz's cats to devour
find more dead pigeons and make a pie
nail it to a perch as a virtual pet
three sticks of rhubarb
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three sticks of rhubarb
make a rhubarb crumble (How do you make a rhubarb crumble? Forget to water it in the summer.)
use the leaves to make an insecticide
prove how tough you are by eating it raw and unsweetened
a cat that has fleas
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>> give it to Kitz's cats to devour
He caught a live one at the weekend - there were grey feathers everywhere. :/
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a cat that has fleas
Give it a scratching stick and ban it from the house.
Bath it. (Much caution and rubber gloves recommended).
Put Frontline on it.
Rubber Gloves with holes in
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Rubber Gloves with holes in
sieve things
buy puncture repair kit
stick tubes into holes and use as a very small set of bagpipes
caber
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caber
use it as a greasy pole across a river (watch them fall in)
toss it
carve it and use it as a totem pole
a piece of slate
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a piece of slate
Post it off in one of those pre-paid envelopes that come in the junk mail [the recipient is required to pay the postage according to weight - I've actually done this to make a point that I don't wish to hear from them again - it never fails]
Repair your roof with it
Use it as a place mat
pile of broken house bricks
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>> He caught a live one at the weekend - there were grey feathers everywhere. :'( :'(
pile of broken house bricks
build a broken house
crush and make into a driveway
make a rustic wall
pile of pigeon feathers
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pile of pigeon feathers
tie together to make feather duster
cut into smaller bits and leave for the sparrows to use as nest lining
look for rest of pigeon to make pigeon pie
pouch of rock hard old tobacco
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pouch of rock hard old tobacco
put in in a cullinder and hold it over a boiling kettle to moisten it
wet ya chin and then dip it in the bacca to make a beard
spread it over ya livin room carpet so u've got some vacuuming to do
dog hairs on the dog brush
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dog hairs on the hair brush
throw it away
use it to weave into dog hair yarn
collect it and make it into a beard for your grandpa
piece of white paper
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piece of white paper
write on it
make an airplane
annoy the cat with it
clock without a battery
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clock without a battery
blame it for being late all the time :-\
rewire it so it goes backwards, then sell it on ebay as a RARE BACKWARDS CLOCK L@@K NOW NR!!
leave it be - it'll be 100% accurate twice a day - presuming it's an analogue clock!!!
pair of dead AA batteries
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>> blame it for being late all the time
:lol: :lol: :-X
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pair of dead AA batteries
chuck them out
use as ballast for a toy submarine
stick them in a charger and watch them explode
a dead PSU
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a dead PSU
sell on Ebay
give it the kiss of life (when plugged in :o)
use as avant-guarde paper weight
mouldy orange peel
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mouldy orange peel
put it in the bin
cut it up, wash it and use it as pot pourri
flatten with a hammer and stick on canvas as a work of art
a pair of tweezers
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a pair of tweezers
adjust jumper switches on optical and/or hard drives
extract over grown nostril hair
remove the crud from the bathroom sink plug hole
rabbit droppings
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rabbit droppings
serve in a cake to your worst enemy (they will think they are currants) :sick:
use as manure in your herb garden
bury them!
a coffin :o
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a coffin
put a sheet of glass over it and use it as a small greenhouse
stick a mast in it and sail round the world
prop against lounge wall, put shelves in and use as a quaint bookcase
Guardsman's sock
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Guardsman's sock
find a second one and give them to a Guardsman for Christmas
hang it on the end of your bed on Christmas Eve
hang it in the lounge so the smell repels insects
half an inch of paint left over in a can
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half an inch of paint left over in a can
paint a very small room
put it with the rest of the nearly used can of paint in the garage
use it as a stool
a candle with no wick
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a candle with no wick
drill hole through it and fit a wick
melt down and use as shoe polish
melt down and fashion into rude shapes :blush:
wick with no candle
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wick with no candle
use it as a shoe lace
use it as an embellishment on a greetings card (hand made of course!)
light it and see how long it burns
shoe horn
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shoe horn
use it to flick ink pellets at teacher
stick it in your mouth so it looks like you've got a really long tongue
chastise your kids with it
scruffy waste bin
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scruffy waste bin
tidy it up
dispose of in bigger scruffy waste bin
pretend next door's kids have been at it >:(
toasting fork with no tines
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toasting fork...
don't toast bread on it
poke nasty children with it >:D
use it as a poker in a bonfire
manhole cover
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manhole cover
remove it and wait for the fun >:D >:D
put a man in the hole and then re-cover >:D >:D
use it in a "roll the manhole cover" contest ::)
lemon peel
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lemon peel
grate and make into marmalade :yum:
glue back on to nude lemon
strew over pavement and watch the loonies trying to work out what it is.
withered dandelions
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>> glue back on to nude lemon :lol: :lol:
withered dandelions
take it to the dandelion hospital
snap the head off and use the stalk as a small hose
feed it the guineapigs
a toy pony purse
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a toy pony purse
smash it to see how much money is left inside
use the money to buy some glue, when you realise the girl who owns the purse is crying her eyes out!
stick it back together, rather sheepishly, to make a mosaic pony purse
half a pound of lard - first thing that came into my head, i dunno why.. sorry guys!! :P
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half a pound of lard
deep fry a lot of chips
dye it black and polish shoes with it
surprise the kids by smearing all over their slide.
empty biro pen
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empty biro pen
buy a new refill for it
use to poke out ear wax
use to randomly poke people you don't like
a pound of tripe
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a pound of tripe
post it on a web forum (not this one)
boil it up and serve it at a dinner party for people you don't like
give it to UncleUB's dog
a bottle of poteen
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a bottle of poteen
schllurrrppp it out, hic. :yum:
then ush it ash.........whaddya call it..........ah yesh (hic) paint sh.. sh.. shtripper
sell to the Royal Marines (they'll drink anything)
eggshells
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eggshells
Tread carefully on them!
Advertise them as homes for 1 small chicken.. slight cracks in structure but otherwise in good repair!!
Report the egg yolks as missing and put up posters around the neighbourhood offering a reward.
100 CD-Rs
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100 CD-Rs
Download and test install 100 different Linux distros
Put them in the cupboard until you need them (the sensible answer :) )
Have a party for a lot of people and use them as coasters
the stamp album you kept as a child
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stamp album.....
show it to your grandchildren
sell it on ebay
stash it away in your loft
portable toilet :blush:
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portable toilet
no. 1s
no. 2s
no. 3s (if there are no. 3s)
4mb sdram stick
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4mb thingy...
use it for what it's meant for
give it as a gift to a friend
sell it on ebay
A pack of balloons
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A pack of balloons
Use one to make a farting noise at the vicar's tea party
Blow one up and release it to fly around at a posh dinner party
Blow up several and tether them to your garden gate, so people think you're holding a party
a packet of sparklers
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a packet of sparklers
light one and pretend it's fairy dust sprinkles :o (who is this woman!)
give one each to a child over 8 and light it for them
dispose of them saying they are dangerous and you mustn't use them
an old 14" computer monitor
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an old 14" computer monitor
take to bits to see how it works
fill with water and turn into fishtank
put lightbulb inside and use as quaint table lamp
pile of wet sand
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Pile of wet sand
watch it dry
watch it change colour as it dries
stick a thermometer in it and record it's core temperature as it dries
The cut hair on a barber's floor.
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Setecio, you should get out more...
The cut hair on a barber's floor.
sweep it up
sell it to a wig maker
glue it onto the bald customers' heads
12 empty beer cans
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beer cans.....
cry over them cos the beer's all gone
take them to the recycling plant
crush them and make up a collage on your hall wall
an empty bottle of whisky
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an empty bottle of whisky
run a system restore on it so its full again
drink it all
stagger to bed
half chewed raw hide bone
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bone...
find some more and put a border of them round a flower bed
chew some more and make them into a xylophone
ask, "what the heck is a half chewed raw hide bone?"
pack of paper hankies
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pack of paper hankies
have a good cry
blow your nose
soak them in ink and flick them at teacher
a euphonium
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euphonium
Take it to the air pump at a petrol station and blast the neighbourhood
Take it to the local cardiology ward and get sent down for murder
Take it out to hills at night and talk to aliens
A Zorb Ball
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A Zorb Ball
stand in it and look silly
roll around in it and look silly
puncture it with a huge nail
a huge nail
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What on earth is a zorb ball?
a huge nail
fasten down the lino
use as a stylus to play those old 78's
bang in the wall and use as a hat peg
a flour sieve
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What on earth is a zorb ball?
http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=zorb+ball&gbv=2
You get inside, strp yourself in, the assistant starts you on the hill, and you hope that there isn't a cliff nearby.
A flour sieve
Once the mealworms have eaten all the porridge oats and replaced it with mealwormsh1t you can clean it out with a flour sieve before adding more oats.
Tennis with dried peas.
Fly swatter but clean well after use.
Time
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Time
waste it
save it
read it
dried out highlighter pen
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highlighter pen...
soak it in water for 5 minutes and see if it works later
throw it in the bin
give it to a kid in the knowledge he/she won't be able to draw on your walls
a broken calculator
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a broken calculator
Take it to bits to see how it works
Give it to a school child to confuse them
Use a paper and pencil instead
a pack of porridge oats
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a pack of porridge oats
strew around to feed the hens
use as pillow stuffing (breakfast in bed ::))
ermm..............make porridge ?
dining chair with one leg missing
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use as pillow stuffing (breakfast in bed) :lol:
dining chair with one leg missing...
prop it up with books and still use it to sit on
take the other three legs off and put it on a ledge to sit on
buy another leg and glue it on
pair of tights
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pair of tights
pull over head when robbing bank
sieve things
cut in half ans use as sleeves
one darning needle
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one darning needle
thread feathers through the end and make into a blowpipe projectile (don't try this at home, children)
darn one sock
stick into roast chicken to make sure it's cooked
a pullover with a hole in the elbow
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a pullover with a hole in the elbow
patch it
cut off both sleeves and turn it into a tank top
unravel all the wool and knit yourself a new pullover
set of 5.1 home theatre speakers without the base unit
(I recently had to buy a new surround sound system because the old base unit gave up the ghost, hence the new speakers have never been used - it was easier to attach the new unit to the in situ ones - and I have no idea what to do with them)
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speakers...
give them to the home for hard of hearing
build them into a feature in an alcove
gut them and use them as storage boxes
half a dozen eggs
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half a dozen eggs
paint them and keep for easter
scramble them :yum:
throw at noisy neighbour
bent pin
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bent pin
Use to secure a bent notice
Straighten it
throw it away
a piece of mouldy cheese
@ Chrissie - I was expecting some sensible suggestions, but ho-hum.
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a piece of mouldy cheese
Use it as a base unit for a set of 5.1 speakers
throw it at a noisy neighbour
slice it and melt it a bit and stick it over the elbow hole in the jumper
Roadkill (as in the dead animals at the side of the road)
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@Floydoid :o and they weren't sensible? :'( :'( :'( :lol:
road kill... yukky
prosecute the motorist who murdered the poor liccle animal
bury it :'(
wrap it up and leave on the verge!
a bale of hay
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@setecio: thanks for the suggestion for mending the jumper :lol:
a bale of hay
give it to a friendly horse to eat
make it into a rustic seat
stand on end and plant a flag in it
an England football shirt
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football shirt....
wear it
cut the sleeves off and use as a vest
bury it
the downloader virus (which Nortons picked up on yesterday and I can't get into quarantine to delete it....aarrrghh) :no:
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the downloader virus
curse at it
try another AV prog (on-line scan)
send it to your worst enemy
wizzened up seedless grapes
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grapes
wash them put in sun to completely dry and then use in a cake
throw them away
put them in the compost bin
black banana
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black banana
paint it yellow
take skin off and pretend it is ok
give to unfriendly neighbour
syrup of figs
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syrup of figs
take it as a medicine
put it in the tea of a nasty neighbour :o
add to icing on a cake and watch the rush to the loo >:D
tin of old paint
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tin of old paint
find 8 more and use as stumps for street cricket
tie to a wedding car
line with plastic and bury in garden with artifacts as a time vault
rusty old barrow
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rusty old barrow
carry rusty old hedge clippings
have sandblasted until it sparkles again
use as quaint flower pot
out of tune bagpipes
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out of tune bagpipes
get my friend Dave to re-tune them
use to scare the cats away
put on the wall as decoration
some clay
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some clay
make a rustic mug
smear your face with it (it's cheaper that L'Oreal)
block up your neighbour's drains
an old Meccano set
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some clay
make pots
use as face pack :no:
stuff under house to hold it up
broken roof tile
oooppps, too late :-[
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Old meccano set
sell it on Ebay
give it to a child to confuse it (after they've played their computer games)
save it for future generations
broken roof tile
mend it
use it in the bottom of a garden pot for drainage
use as foundation for concrete base (along with stones n stuff) ;)
three pound of sausages
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three pound of sausages
cook and feed to Blue
put in freezer for rainy day
unlink them and use as a slippery rope
your granny's bloomers
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granny's bloomers
use on a raft as a sail
cut up and use as dusters
make them into a sexy :lol: tee shirt
broken tennis racquet (I'm being topical here :D)
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broken tennis racquet
mend it and then sell it to Martina
frog it on ebay as one of McEnroe's tantrums
put it in the shed with the other broken ones
Samprass's shoe lace
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Samprass's shoe lace
give it back to him
annoy cat with it
use as a pipe cleaner
old vacuum cleaner
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old vacuum cleaner
use the bag as an attractive cushion cover
turn the motor round and blow dust everywhere
sell on ebay (there are plenty of mugs out there.
double exposed roll of film
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roll of film
use as a necklace :o
develop and print it
make into sun glasses
a ball of string
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a ball of string
give to moggy as a toy
unravel and knit string vest
make stringy trellis for the sweet peas to grow up
the end of the rainbow ( we had one this morning :) )
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end of the rainbow
stand under it (if you can find it)
take a photo of it
memorise it and recall later how beautiful it was
a net curtain
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a net curtain
wash it coz its filthy
peep thru it like an old biddy
wear it as a pervy skirt
a blank canvas
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a blank canvas
hang it up so people can give it blank looks
paint a rude picture
make a small tent
a motheaten Union Jack
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moth-eaten Union Jack
hang it in the RA as modern art
sew it onto new material use again
cut it up and use as dusters
a bowl of cold porridge
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a bowl of cold porridge
feed to hens
warm up in microwave
thin with water and use as wallpaper paste
spectacles with no lenses
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spectacles with no lens....
take them to be reglazed
put paper over them with eye drawn on
wear them and see if anyone notices they're without lens
an empty beer bottle
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an empty beer bottle
refill with more beer
collect another five hundred ( :drunk: ) and use as edging round lawn
sell to hoodies to throw at policeman
fork with tines missing
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fork with tines missing
use it as a spoon
use as a shoe horn (ouch !)
use it as a mini plant pot trowel :no:
a comb with no teeth :P
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a comb with no teeth
take to dentist and have falsies fitted
sell to bald man
still small pot of soup with it
emoticon with tonge sticking out :P
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emoticon with tonge sticking out :P
send it in an email to the tax man
copy it and print in large size in a letter to the tax man
use it as a border around a nasty poem to the tax man
tax return form
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;D
tax return form
put it in the shredder
use it as tapers
make hundreds of photocopies and use for a collage
an empty coffee cup (I'm just looking at one !! ;D )
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empty coffee cup
fill it with coffee again
wash it up
plant bulbs in it :o
church candle
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church candle
light it in a church
melt down and reshape into lots of birthday cake candles
light and put under vicar's cassock >:D
empty toothpaste tube
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empty toothpaste tube
bin it
cut the bottom off it and fill it with filler to squeeze out
get a collection of them and make a collage
wallpaper border
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wallpaper border
paste around wallpaper
use as very rough toilet paper :(
unravel and hang up as bunting
bridge too short to span river
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build a ramp and use it for daredevil stunts 8)
knock it down and rebuild it
build a lampost and attach a stretchy rope an use it as a bungee jumb 8)
a can of Pepsi
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can of pepsi
put some Mentos in it ;D
drink it
shake it up and give it to someone else to open it :lol:
packet of balloons
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packet of balloons
donate to kiddies party
blow them up and let them drift off on the wind (aaahhhhh, all poetic ;D)
puncture with pin and watch the kids going blue in the face trying to blow them up >:D
punctured bicycle pump
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use as an exercise device to help the cardiovascular system
give to a nasty neighbour when his bike has a puncture
sell it on ebay :o
pencil without a lead
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pencil without a lead
Use it as a straw
Stir drinks with it
Give it as a gift to the person who has everything ;D
A Sky Hook :lol:
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sky hook....
Hang yourself :o
tether a balloon to it
hook a misbehaving child on it
car seat
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car seat
sell back to owner of car
buy the rest of the car and install it
use in garden as sun lounger
sun lounger in mid-winter
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sun lounger in mid winter
store it in the attic
use as extra seat when guets come round
hang it on the wall as modern art
grass cuttings
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grass cuttings
compost them
use as 'green' confetti
use as stuffing for cushions
a broken saucer
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broken saucer
glue it together and use again
smash it into tiny pieces and use in bottom of flower pot
break into small pieces and use as mosaic
an empty barrel
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Put beer in it
Make it into a dog kennel
Use it as a water butt
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old copper pipes
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old copper pipes
polish them and form into artwork
sell them for scrap
connect them all round the garden to have a super sprinkler system
set of spanners
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set of spanners
use them to fix bikes
loosen nuts and bolts
throw em' at someone spinning on a wheel attached to a wall >:D
a monkey ;D
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a monkey
- see how long it would take one to type out a passage from Shakespeare - Youd die of boredom waiting for the complete works.
- see if they can ride tandem
- see if they are better than script monkeys when working in a foreign call center.
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a banana
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a banana
eat it - yum yum
mash it up and make it into a sarnie
cut it up and eat with ice cream
pair of white gloves
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pair of white gloves
- Use them to check for dust
- Wear them overnight after putting lots and lots of hand cream on your hands.
- dye them black
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One odd sock
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One odd sock
Use it to keep your mobile in....
Find another ... and wear odd socks !
Put it over your hand and use as a polisher
Last years calendar
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Last years calendar
live in the past
cut out the pictures and paste onto this years calendar
donate to charity jumble sale
loaf with chewing gum in it
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:lol:
loaf with chewing gum in it
stick it to a piece of board and enter in for the Turner Prize.
send the chewing gum for DNA test.
'phone the shop and wait for the offers to roll in.
egg shells
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egg shells
crush them to give to birds as part of their diet
make into a mosaic picture
throw them in the bin
pair of broken scissors
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pair of broken scissors
take to bits and use as knives
cut only half the paper
give away as birthday gift.
a dead seahorse
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Dead Seahorse
Donate to the purpose of Medical reasearch into Seahore related diseases ;D
Skin it then photo-copy it and then make a collage
Make seahorse stew :yum: :yum:
:lol: Ain't I just cruel ;D
a calculator with only 7 numbers
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calculator with 7 numbers...
make as excuse to tax man as to why you can't pay the figure they calculate
give it to a child to "mend" and don't give him/her any pocket money until done >:D
bin it, it might make one think one is number dyslexic!
an old and defunct mobile phone (might need the advice as I've just bought a new one that doesn't run on steam)
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an old and defunct mobile phone
Sell to unsuspecting worst enemy
Take to bits to see how it works
Take back to shop, complain and demand refund.
an all singing and dancing penguin
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1) Poke it
http://www.kitzophrenic.co.uk/bored/poke.htm
2) Eat it
http://www.unitedbiscuits.com/80256C1A0047922E/vWeb/pcTSTT5EPGG9
3) Give it a knighthood
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/edinburgh_and_east/7562773.stm
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A melted chocolate biscuit.
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melted choccy biscuit
put in fridge and eat biccy later
crush it up and use it as base for individual cheesecake
crush it up and put into plain yoghurt
a packet of jelly
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a packet of jelly
eat it raw for extra taste
chop a sqaure into a round shape and use it as a bouncey ball
get a load more flavours and make a stained glass windows
a headache
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a headache
take a pill for it
get someone nice to massage your neck and head
concentrate on telling yourself you don't have one!
feather duster
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Reach that cobweb in the corner.
Wave it around so the cat plays with it
Pluck it.
Broken Walking Stick
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broken walking stick....
use it as a stake for plants in the garden
bind it together so you have a crooked stick
throw at nasty people :o
a slice of buttered bread
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a slice of buttered bread
let it fall butter side down onto fluffy carpet
scrape butter off and feed to birds
fold over, insert sausage and enjoy.
half demolished cooling tower
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half demolished cooling tower :lol:
let the kids loose on it to take it down brick by brick
use it as a monument
blow it up again
three foot length of rope
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three foot length of rope
use as a measuring device
tie three foot long knots
hang pot plant three feet from ceiling
a biro with no ink
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Use it as a straw
Use it as a mini-scraper
Buy a refill
Empty wine bottle
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empty wine bottle - hic
make into a table lamp
refill it
recyle in the glass recyling bin
10 broken bricks
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create a small rockery
make a sculpture
crumble them up and use as hardcore for new wall
old VHS tapes
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old VHS tapes
don't ask me, I've got about fifty I'm trying to get rid of.
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LOL same here, I never use the VHS recorder any more... the place is full of redundant tapes.
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lol I can only think of 2 answers.... oooh oooh got it
Bin them
Store them in the attic
Pull out the tape to string across the garden to scare birds from seedlings.
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Kitz, you forgot to set a new one. ;)
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oops so I did :blush:
Three things you can do with a......... lapsed memory
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lapsed memory
blame it on old age
too busy to remember
oh forget it !!
An old teapot
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>> An old teapot
/me is feeling horticultural
use it as a plant pot for herbs
use it to water the plants
break up the bits to put in the bottom of plant pots for drainage.
... and btw that reminds me...
Chocolate Teapot - how useless are they? (http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/kitchen-science/exp/how-useless-is-a-chocolate-teapot/)
an empty glass
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an empty glass
refill it
put it against the wall and listen to next door having a humdinger (my god that lass can slam doors, if there was an Olympic sport in it she'd be first choice)
use as a substitute rolling pin (note wine glasses are not recommended for this)
a shredder thats stopped shredding
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a shredder that's stopped shredding
take it to the recycle yard
take the top off and use as a waste paper bin
leave it out in the street so someone takes it home and mends it
packet of 5 amp fuses
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packet of 5 amp fuses
put into five amp plugs
put on small chains and use as earings
paint with glitter and hang on Christmas tree.
irreverant radio presenters
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send to Coventry
kick up backside
pay them more (if you are a public coorperation)
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irreverant radio presenters...
put in the stocks and pelt with tomatoes
put them out of work forever!
do nothing and hope it will all go away.... (original BBC plan)
the contents of a can of vegetable soup
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the contents of a can of vegetable soup
make soup
dry out and feed to pigs
mix with barley, some potatoes, and make Scots broth :yum:
a broken car windscreen
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broken car windscreen...
carefully remove and use in the garden as part of a mosaic feature
let the windscreen experts replace it
break it up more and use in cement as "reinforcement"
a group of carol singers!
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a group of carol singers
wish them good cheer and shower them with festive goodies.
tell them to s*d off or you will call the rossers.
send them next door to annoy the neighbours.
rusty guitar strings
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rusty guitar strings
use to tie back plants to the fence
make into mobile hangers for the garden
give them to a rusty guitar player
duvet
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duvet
snuggle into and have good sleep
take to bits and give feathers to birds for nest lining
use as warm padded carpet
trombone without the slide
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trombone without the slide
buy a new slide for it
weld it up and convert it into a trumpet
straighten it out and use out for a fence post.
seeing as I've just had one die on me, what could you do with an old motherboard
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buy old small pieces of hardware and set them together
sell on an auction
crush it the way you think you can see something for the eye till pieces become so small that you can't go on
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smash it
recycle it
sell it on ebay lol
My item is:
A rusty screw
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clean it
screw it in with a rusty screwdriver
recycle it
Three things you can do with:
A knackered all-in-one printer
[time to revive this old game]
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Scrap it
Remodel it
Trade it in
Used Brillo pad