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Auto Manual Centre noiseless cleaning supervisor
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broken biscuits packer
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Corona beer PR manager (tough gig)
https://metro.co.uk/2020/04/03/corona-beer-production-stopped-due-coronavirus-12503127/
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doughnut hole investigator
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envelope licker's assistant
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Farady cage certifier
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Great Escape film critic
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hydrogen peroxide stability assessor
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Intoximeter field repair technician
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Judges' robing-room steward
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Klaxon tuning specialist (perfect pitch not required)
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lightweight ton assessor
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makeshift shelter erector
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night-soil collector
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Openreach master technician
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paper-clip straightener
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Quantum Dot researcher
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rail track expansion assessor
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silly-season surveyor
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turnip quality inspector
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unknown underground fault detection underling (mystic powers a speciality)
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ventilation ducting planner
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wagon wheel spokesperson
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x-rater (of flatulence)
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yodeling teacher
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zoo-keeper's protective clothing supplier
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Anagram compiler
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blank-stare certifier
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caterpillar leg counters assistant
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diaphanous material translucency assessor
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echo-modifying piezoelectric substrate aligner
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French polish quality inspector
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garden gate hinge re-aligner and lubricator
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heated seat element rewinder
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inventory verifier's pencil sharpening assistant
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Jackboot cobbler
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klavier hammer re-felting specialist (tuning service also provided)
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linseed oil refiner
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monsoon hill-side run-off collector
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negative equity calculation expert
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offbeat police constable
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poisonous product provider
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quiet space designer
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rusty residue removal remedy retailer
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slippery slope slipperiness measurement technician
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tuba tuning technician trophy finalist
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underwater pipeline leak detecting operative
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vast video array timing controller
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White Cliffs of Dover erosion inspector
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"xyzzy is not my password" sticker application operative
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yacht varnish application specialist
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Zeno of Elea's paradox documenter
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Apple polisher
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bank heist planner
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Covid-19 investigator :-X
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dent removal quality control inspector
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Elizabethan shawm restorer
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Firefox code writer
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Google search engine fact verifier
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haversack stitcher
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Inuit family customs documenter
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Japanese culture researcher
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koala rescue coordinator
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lumpy custard stirrer
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Magical Mystery Tour organiser
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nether garment refurbishment specialist
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oligarch's diary manager
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permutation computation display manager
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quiz question fact checker
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relegation table collator
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semaphore flag cleaner
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turtle shell polishing service provider
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unleavened bread baker
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violet fungi antimicrobial properties researcher
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Weights and Measures inspector
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X-branding stamper (cheeses a speciality)
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YouTube content creator
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Zimmer frame MOT tester
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afterburner fuel consumption conservationist
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bread crust colour assessor
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custard tarts yellowness certifier
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Domino dot painter
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earwig leg counter and verifier
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Flower pollinator
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gantry painter
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hallucinatory potions mixer
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inside out to outside in converter
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Jaffa orange squeezer
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khaki uniform designer
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llama trainer's assistant
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Magical Mystery Tour guide
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Nellie-the-Elephant's party frock designer
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opportunistic thief catcher
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pan-galactic debris investigator
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query writer's assistant
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rearguard action planner
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stop-gap space filler
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tank track tension adjustment technician
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universe's expansion coefficient re-calculator
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verisimilitude pronunciation coach
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wood-grain cataloguer
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yacht varnish consistency inspector
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zone-of-influence negator's tool-carrier
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alligators teeth cleaner
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bat's wing membrane duster
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crampon spikes sharpener
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deep cleansing operative
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extrusion processor resin chamber top-up specialist
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factually incorrect headline exposer
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go channel gain measurer
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halibut breeder
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igloo insulator
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Japanese lacquerware specialist
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knight's armour joint adjuster
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labyrinth designer
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malware detection software coder
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night-soil collection tanker driver
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optical sight calibration specialist
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pomegranate packer
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quiz night question setter's answer provider
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Right Turn Only sign painter
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serial interface sequence specifier
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tapioca pudding chef
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underground Womble detectorist
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variable valve timing mechanism designer
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wave-function derivative calculator's pencil sharpening assistant
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X-rated movie classifier
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Y-filter provider, for the X-band access fibre network, at "The Cattery".
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zoonotic disease tracker
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auto-pilot competence tester
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Buffalo horn polisher
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crimp fire-resistance certifier
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dingo population surveyor
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ear-trumpet tuner's tuning-fork operator
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flat earth society chairman
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greengage ripeness certifier
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hand cream greasiness measurement operative
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Inuit kayak inspector
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jellied eels chef
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kernel configuration modification operative
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lighting engineer
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modem design maestro
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navigational aids specialist
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occult phenomena investigator
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poltergeist tamer
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quick fire quiz questions compiler
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residual rust remover
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soggy bottom inspector
[it's a Bake Off reference, not what you're thinking!]
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torn ticket inspector
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umbrella putter upper
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vivid coloured paint mixer
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wallpaper paste inspector
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Xanadu historian
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Y-fronts fitter
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Why no Y?
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Oops
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z-frame compression agent
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anaesthetist
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black and white film maker
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copper kettle polisher
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derivative calculator and table compiler
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Elephant house cleaner upper
[presumably they need a rather large bucket]
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Floyd's Pinkness certifier
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garage band mechanic
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Hotel California head porter
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Iron Butterfly Collector
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Jellyfish sting extractor
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Karma locator
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left-handed corkscrew maker
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mangle repairer
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null detectorist's assistant
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opium dealer
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poppy cultivator
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Quō vādis? interrogator.
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Radiator valve inspector
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steampunk designer
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transvestite nun
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underground cavern explorer
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velvet underground collector
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winceyette softness grader
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xylophone tuner
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yawn certifier's record keeper
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zebra crossing safety auditor
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ADSL statistics collector
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boatyard sweeper upper
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coal mine canary cage cleaner
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door knocker polisher
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earwig expert
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furloughed ferret fancier
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grated cheese grader
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hydrometer wielding home-brew tester and quality controller
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irrigation system consultant
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jam-boiler temperature assessor
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kite designer
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left-handed microscope slides manufacturer
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metric conversion chart compliler
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nectarine ripeness assessor
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orangutan rescue specialist
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periwinkle cultivator
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quart measures manufacturer
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rat race steward
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single sideband carrier suppressor
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turbo charged racing car restorer
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uniform tailor
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venerable beadle
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workplace sanitiser
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X-files analyser.
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yeast cultivator
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zebra stripe counter
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armadillo polisher
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black cat's blackness density assessor
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cat's claw sharpness measurement operative (a very dangerous job!)
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derrick erector
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elephant's trunk flexibility checker
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flying ant eradicator
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gallium arsenide transistor fabricator
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Heath Robinson workshop manual compiler
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independent inquiry investigator
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Jaffa cake oranginess monitoring technician
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kleptomania researcher
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leech farmer
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mud-wrestler referee
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navigational aids manufacturer
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obelisk erector
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p-orbital spin-decoupling enhancer
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queen bee expert
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rare breeds breeder
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snow-flake cataloguer and arranger
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Trabant mechanic
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uniform presser's quality checker
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vacuum tube repairer
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wastegate valve designer
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xebec sail rigger
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yaw correcting feedback loop calibrator
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Zither tuner
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allen key size calibrator
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basketball equipment polisher
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curlew catcher
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dry-rot detectorist
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elephant dung collector
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Fake news reporter
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guzunder (http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/guzunder) valuer
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helipot winder
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ice hotel designer
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juniper berry press operator
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Keeper of the Scrolls :silly:
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level measuring set calibrator
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malted barley quality inspector
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narwhal tusk inspector
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octagonal table polisher
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pressed flowers artist
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quantum theory abolisher
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rusty residue analyst
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surrealist pavement artist
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toenail clippings analyst
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undulating river explorer
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ventilation ducting cleaner
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weather vane balance supremo
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Xanadu explorer
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Yesterday TV channel director
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Zither re stringer
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abstract art interpreter
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ballet studio caretaker
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crossword decompiler
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dent removal technician
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early bird's worm finder
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Facebook fake news analyst
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graveyard inspector
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Heaviside Layer ion counter
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Isotope separator
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Jesters costume maker
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Kaleidoscope repairer
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Light Cavalry historian
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molehill reduction specialist
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Normality restorer
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other worlds investigator
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Platypus polisher
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quaint customs researcher
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rubber ball bouncer
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sea-salt harvester
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telephone pole tester
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underworld furnace stoker
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volatile liquids storer
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wire wrapping tool manufacturer
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xylophone stand manufacturer
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Yellowstone Park ranger
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zero assessor
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amoeba counter
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Braveheart director's assistant
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custard straining, lump removal, operative
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dastardly destroyer of decrepit doughnuts
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egg custard pie quality assessor :yum:
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flapjack mixture mixer
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garrotter's assistant
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hangman's noose-knot certifier
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icicle curator
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jugged hare highness assessor
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kettle collector
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lavatory cleanliness inspector
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mango squeezer and crusher
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noodle knitter
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obvious answer provider
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paint colourer
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quisling identifier
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reservoir level monitor
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sensor output recorder
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taped seam repairer
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umbrella seller
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virtual carrier frequency re-inserter
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waste reprocessing technician
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X-rated movie classifier (!)
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yacht chandler's bottom-scraping technician
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Zoom coach
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anaerobic bacteria digestion vessel pressure testing verifier
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boat repairer
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cat bed designer :sleep:
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dressage competition organiser
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egg sizer's assistant
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furloughed ferret fancier
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gyrocopter test pilot
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hornet sting classifier
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iron maiden polisher
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javelin tip sharpener
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kettle scale remover
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low frequency band-pass filter repurposing technician
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mango smoothie shaker
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naval historian
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oesophageal inflammation inspector
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porcupine breeder
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quiet line noise expert
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rubber suction cup designer
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solenoid winding counter
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transistor radio repairer
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undersea cable repairer
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valve getter inserter
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weather vane oiler
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'X marks the spot' map designer
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zirconium purifier
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Filling in the gap left by Mr Cat ;)
yam harvester
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Filling in the gap left by Mr Cat ;)
addled brain re-furbisher
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Brian the Snail fan club chairman
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cetacean counter
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delta-point matrix inverter
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endless loop tape maker
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fur softness classifier
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giant tortoise breeder
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harpoon sharpener
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ice-bucket gilder
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jelly colour mixer
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k-band satellite receiver frequency verifier
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Last Post expert player
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milestone restorer
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night-vision goggles calibrator
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outboard motor repair technician
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Plexi-glass stiffness certifier
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'Q' titled jobs compiler
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rusty barbed-wire polisher
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Siri Assistant understudy
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trombone slide lubricator
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useless facts compiler
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virtual intelligence detectorist
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white line width measurement technician
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X-entry, dictionary expander specialist
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yeast freshness checker
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Z-plane, complex matrix inverse resolver
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antimony miner
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beetroot redness assessor
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corn-plasters' effectiveness investigator
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drapery design expert
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energy monitor monitor
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fuse cartridge integrity checker
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giant turtle jockey
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halibut breeder
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ironclad model boat collector
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janitorial services technician
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Kibble balance calibrator
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loin-cloth classifier
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'make good and mend' advocate
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neoprene wholesaler
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orbital velocity estimator
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pile driver's assistant
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quiz-master training school proprietor
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rateable value specialist assessor
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sugar-cube sizing specialist
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tile cutter's mate
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uniform, ceremonial dress, pressing specialist
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vaping fluid chemist
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whisky blender :yum:
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x-counter for oscillator feedback controller
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yellow paint colourer
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zero-point energy null-detectorist
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all weather clothing designer
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boiling water temperature assessor
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calamine lotion pinkness checker
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dog poo odour assessor
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egg pickling quality controller
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failsafe safety systems designer
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giant marrow competition judge
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hollow-spun-fibre filling manufacturer
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invisible repair specialist
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jerusalem artichoke flatulence advisor
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kapok tree seed-hair collector
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llama shearing operative
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mango stone symmetry analyser
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nail file effectiveness assessor
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onion stringer
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pea-splitter and drier
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olive branch usefulness validator
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Moving forwards again... ;)
QR code compiler
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remote reset button guardian
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slate cutter's assistant
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TV aerial tweaker
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underground plant drainage pump handle turner
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vagrancy support worker
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Womble kissogram artiste
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x-axis re-inverter
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Yes Minister fan club secretary
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zootonic disease researcher
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A Local Area Network maintainer
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Brighton rock taster
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cattle grid installer
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Dried fruit packer
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early bird worm supplier
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frequency feedback fault-finder
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geranium pollination expert
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hollandaise sauce recipe collator
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insertion loss reduction specialist
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jitter analyst
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Kryptonite miner
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lard taster and quality controller
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miscellaneous junk recycler
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nit-comb inspector and steriliser
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optical microscope designer
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Poohsticks designer
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quantum computer designer
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reverse-thrust reverser
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salted caramel mixture stirrer
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tide-table compiler's assistant
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umbrella wind resistance assessor
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vacuum cleaner attachment designer
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weather-watcher's oculi polisher
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xylophone stand adjustment technician
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yuletide cheesiness valuer
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Z-bed mattress tester
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Anteater breeder
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baked-bean squish tester
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carrot straightness grader
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demerara sugar sweetness assessor
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Elf suit maker
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fiddlesticks size controller
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grandfather clock case polisher
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helium balloon catcher
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independent suspension design technician
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jumping bean assessor
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kilowatt hour meter manufacturer
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loofah farmer
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milking pail lid fitter
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nail point sharpener's assistant
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oligarch's valet
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periwinkle cultivar specialist
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Quark scientist
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reset button guardian
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saggar maker's bottom knocker
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tomato colour assessor
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underwater archaeologist
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vapour lock repair technician
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weather radiosonde tracking specialist
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xerography toner recycler
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yodeling tutor (eastern Alps variant)
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Zebra onesie stylist
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absolute alcohol distiller
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brontosaurus breeder
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cat collar designer
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dog collar designer (C of E)
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egg grader
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frog spawn collector
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gyroscopic toy manufacturer
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Highland Fling Instructor
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isotope researcher
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Jelly-Baby colourer
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knoll grass cutter
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latte taster
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missile launch-button presser
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neutron bomb disposal expert
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Overlord's PA
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petulant child tamer
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quill sharpener
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railway timetable compiler
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sneeze classifier
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traffic counter
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upsilon meson collector
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volubility assessor
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watch strap cleaner's assistant
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x-letter abuse investigator
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Youview software coder
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zebra stripe painter
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average height classifier
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bellows refurbisher
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clapped-out engine restorer
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debugging code deleter
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emetic tester
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false nails artwork designer
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golf course designer
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hardware indestructibility tester :comp:
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ink permanence assessor
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jelly wobbliness improver
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Krusty the Clown impersonator
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lightweight bicycle designer
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mangle handle turner's assistant
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Nonsense occupation inventor
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outflow assessor
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pickle chunkiness inspector
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quorum counter
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rivet head uniformity quality controller
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Santa Claus beard inspector
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teddy bear cuddliness assessor
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Universal Serial Bus specification reviewer
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Viennese waltz instructor
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weather station repair operative
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X-rated film reviewer
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yam-boiler's water level monitor
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Z Bed manufacturer
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auto-configuration assessor
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bag snatcher's arresting officer
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cartwheel alignment specialist
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dustbin deodoriser
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eggbox artwork designer
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farmyard manure sweeper-upper
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government grant allocator
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Herman Munster impersonator
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infinite number series mathematician
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jam roly-poly competition judge
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king-post carver
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lavatory flush effectiveness inspector
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MTBF calculator
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naturist herder
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Openrreach in-house purple colour shade quality controller
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Purplebricks estate agent
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quark polarity inverter
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racing pundit
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sausage dog height measurer
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termite mount classifier
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umpire's whites tailor
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virtual LAN virtual installer
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whale population counter
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"XYZZY is the password" whisperer.
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yak dieting consultant
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Zulu warrior reenactment society chairman
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amoeba enumerator
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barn dance MC
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cockatrice classifier
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dial speed calibration technician
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electric eel pain tester
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furrow aligner
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graticule calibration technician
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haddock smoker
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ice cream melting rate assessor
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juniper berry ripeness checker
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kernel core-code correctness verifier
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logical problem solver
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master key cutter
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negative feed-back loop inverter
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opulent furniture specialist
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put-log hole size certifier
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quarantine hotel manager
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RNA-based vaccine manufacturer
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Salvation Army Major
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timpani tuning tweaker
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unilateral decision maker
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vest tailor
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Wagon wheel inspector
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X-ray photographic cassette film developer
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Yacht sailmaker's assistant
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zebra stripe width conformity tester
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arachnid gender determinator
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bacon crispness checker
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crumpet hole counter
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demijohn capacity certifier
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elephant dung shoveller
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file sharpener's assistant
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gorilla tutor
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helicopter starting-handle inspector
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inventor of bizarre devices
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jackfruit grower
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Kazoo tuner
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long-wave frequency counter and standard deviation documenter
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mud wrestler's costume designer
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Nile cruises organiser
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organic jam maker
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pantechnicon driving instructor
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quiz show question compiler
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rude limerick writer
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salt-boiler's fire stoker
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tried and tested method verifier
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unverified method evaluation assistant
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very long-wave frequency generator manual stabilising tweaker
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wolf teeth whiteness grader
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x-ray crystallographer
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young kitten pacifier
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zero tolerance naughtiness adjudicator
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alimony specialist
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blancmange wobble stabiliser
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cracked vase mender
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Dirac delta function modeller
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Extensible Firmware Interface verifier
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fag end recycling technician
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geriatric care nurse
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hadron collider avoidance maestro
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iron curtain fabrication expert
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Janitor
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kayak waterproofing standards technician
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layer two switch reseter
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miracle verifier
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nihilism negator
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obfuscation expert
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parrot elocution teacher
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quark rejector
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ribbon cable fabricator
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sight alignment operative
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tagliatelle tensile strength controller
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ultramarine pigment marine-blueness assessor
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vest hole size checker
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wibbly wobbly weevil worrier
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X-letter symmetry assessor for OXO cube packets.
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yodelling volume trainer
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zap strength measurement technician
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antimacassar crocheter
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barbed wire inspector
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cattle grid designer
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dried fruit packer
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E-coli dog poo extraction technician
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florin collector's bespoke display case manufacturer
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guardian of garden gnomes
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heavenly scents designer
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igloo architect
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Junior Jeyes Fluid Outdoor Cleaner & Disinfectant dispenser
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Kit-Kat chocolate remover
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live wire de-energiser
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meat cleaver sharpener's assistant
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natural remedy trial controller
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orange peel pith remover
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positron siever
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Queen's Corgi trainer (redundant :()
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rabbit breeder
[not that difficult]
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silversmith's work-place authorised residue remover
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top hat titivator upper
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universal attachments designer
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vacuosity assessment coordinator
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worldwide connections cartographer
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X axis scale adjustment technician
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Y axis scale adjustment technician
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Z-plane brightness modifier
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antique cello polisher
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baroque instrument restorer
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chamber-pot glaze inspector
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Death Ray researcher
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emergency exit tester
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fortune teller accuracy analyser
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guest wifi download limit checker
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haricot bean counter
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interrupt request line status checker
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javelin balance technician
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kamikaze test pilot
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lithium (elemental) purifier
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meat packer's assistant
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novice noodle maker
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operatic overlord
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paper aeroplane designer
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quagmire rescue officer
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residual back-scatter remover
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Saturn rings counter
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tape stickiness checker
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underground womble burrow mapper
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veritable verifier of vitamins
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worm-hole classifier
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xenon bottler
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yard-stick certifier
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zebra stripe counter
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antimony purity officer
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Bakelite sculptor
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cheese purifier
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driving instructor trainer
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ear-trumpet tuner
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Filofax reintroduction coordinator
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gnome hunter general
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halibut farmer
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idleness controller
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Jupiter's moons documenter
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kill switch tester
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latrine installer
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"Mornington Crescent" (1938 edition) rules overseer
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neutron star human colonisation controller
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Openreach observer and critic
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pressure vessel certifier
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quark hunter
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rusty-hinge oiler
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sandcastle maintenance technician
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tooth-fairy's money guardian
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umbrella repair person
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village idiot
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weather-watching "Nay" sayer
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Xmas spelling campaigner
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yaw-stabiliser adjuster (aeronautical)
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zero day vulnerability assessor
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aqueduct safety inspector
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bandwidth assessor
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character map compiler
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doodle complexity rating officer
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epigram author
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fandango instructor
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Grand Jury judge
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Hotel California trainee receptionist
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Indian ink bottler
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janitorial supplies auditor
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King Henry 8th's groom of the stool
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lawn leveller
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methylated spirits dye mixer
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natural blonde certifier
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oleander pruning instructor
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pentode valve redesigner
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quality inspection stamp maker
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Rolex fake identifier
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stain removal quality controller
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tantrum quality controller
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umbrella wind resistance tester
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vestry vestments valuer
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wormwood distiller
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X words cataloguer
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yam roasting coach
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Z-bed refurbishment specialist
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antidisestablishmentarian
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bibliographic database compiler
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custard pie quality controller
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dead parrot certifier (a Monty Python staff member)
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e-coli quality assurance manager
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flying-boat leak repairer
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Great white shark researcher
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hamster racing promoter
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Iridium satellite investigator
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Jellybean packer
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Kelvin suffix (K) and kilo prefix (k) misuse corrector.
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lepidoptera classifier
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milk-maid's bucket mender
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Never ending story teller
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Orange peel zest extractor
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peanut roaster
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quaint sayings cataloguer
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Rumpelstiltskin impersonator
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squirrel (grey) exterminator
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trimaran designer
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ungrounded shield wire, induced parasitic oscillation power measurer
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volubility assessor
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White Album cover artist
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X-ray tube EHT supply adjuster
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yam roasting instructor
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zero-phase alignment operative
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all seasons clothing manufacturer
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boll weevil eradicator
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cardboard box fabricator
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doorknob polisher
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emu herder
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fine china dealer
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ghost detector
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harpsichord tuner
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itemised bill compiler
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Jovian Society founder and Life President
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kindergarten teacher
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lamppost corrosion inspector
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midnight oil boiler
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Navy historian
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oompah band judge
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periscope polisher
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Quex Park gardener
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relay baton maker
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synchronous modem statistics gatherer
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tripwire tensioning expert
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ultra-white LED manufacturer
-
van designer
-
weather-vane refurbisher
-
x-ray crystallographer
-
yard of ale glass blower
-
Zulu-shield refurbishment expert
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Alpen formulation expert
-
bottleneck unblocker
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cradle constructor
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dam location decider
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everlasting gum maker
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foolhardy ventures sales person
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green-glazed goblets expert
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heart-shaped chocolates manufacturer
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imbecile
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joker's makeup agent
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kilt pin maker's assistant
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Long March rocket profile designer
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maple syrup taster
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noodle tensile strength recorder
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Organ tuner's tapping-mallet applier
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paper whiteness assessor
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QC's wig cleaner
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residual sporadic frequency analyser
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silly putty model maker
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tide-table compiler's pencil sharpener
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unusual occupations recorder
-
virtual broadside fire commander
-
waste water recycling engineer
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x-hair calibrator
-
yellow polka dot bikini model
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Zirconia manufacturer
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antidisestablishmentarian
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black-body blackness assessor
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caterpillar leg counter's assistant
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dandelion cultivator
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egg-plant harvester
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futile projects coordinator
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German measles quantifier
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Heimlich manoeuvre instructor
-
intermediate frequency re-alignment specialist
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jamboree organiser
-
kohlrabi speciality chef
-
level-crossing level adjustment operative
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Mellotron technician
-
negative feedback loop negator
-
Outback tour guide
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Princess glitter-dust provider
-
quacking duck impersonator
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railway gauge measurement technician
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Stetson refurbisher
-
tintinnabulation muffler
-
unlevel surface repairer
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VHF band monitor and pirate broadcast transmission locator
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woolly mammoth detector
-
Xerox repairman
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yellow submarine pressure hull certifier
-
Z Bed folding optimisation operative
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albatross wing-length measuring operative
-
battleship grey paint mixer
-
colecalciferol capsule packer
-
dunce
-
echo-cancelling mode modifier (real-time)
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French onion grower
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game show format deviser
-
homeopathic remedy effectiveness tester
-
ingrowing toenail extractor :ouch:
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jackboot cobbler
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kumquat specialist grower
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levitation disprover
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mud wrestling judge
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night-soil collector
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oil pipeline leak detector
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paper whiteness measurement engineer
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quality controller's quality controller
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acquaintance acquainter
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acquaintance acquainter
What has happen to R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y & Z? :-\
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Restoring order to the game specialist ;)
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Speeding fine collector
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Trombone repairer
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Up-Town Girl classifier
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vapour trail follower
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window-glass etching maestro
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X-rated movie performer :o
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yacht speed measurement expert
-
zero-function shift analyst
-
awful puns classifier
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bra tester
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casket maker
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dodo stuffer
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effluent smell monitoring officer
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floppy frankfurter stiffener
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giraffe height assessor
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hungry hippo feeder
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iceberg deflection organiser
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Jabberwocky historian
-
kale taster
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lanolin extractor
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melon taster
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numpty detector-general
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owl sanctuary fund raiser
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postilion trainer
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quarrel resolution suggester
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rat catcher's trap setting assistant
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simple network transfer protocol confuser
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trampoline spring tension adjuster
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underling's underling
-
vixen scream loudness modifier
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wombat dental hygienist
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Xerxes impersonator
-
yearbook complier
-
Zorba's Dance choreography reviser
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arctic expedition organiser
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bathysphere builder
-
corn-dolly maker
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dragon fire stoker
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EpiPen designer
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fetish documenter
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grated cheese grader
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Horse hair stuffer
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Icelandic cricket captain
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Japanese jack-of-all-trades
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kitten cuteness assessor
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lamp wick trimmer
-
mashed potato consistency assessor
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north-westerly gale diverter
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Olympic hurdle height adjuster
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papier-mâché flour grader
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Q-factor enhancer
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Ro-Ro ferry barnacle remover
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sea-salt boiler
-
tennis elbow herbal remedy producer
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Uranus probe designer
[make up your own jokes]
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vegetable soup stirrer
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wonky chair leg repairer
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xenotrope classifier
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yeast growth expert
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Zippo lighter potential explosion checking quality controller
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ash dieback surveyor
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bimonthly magazine publisher
-
cheese grader
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duct blockage detectorist
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ericaceous plant doctor
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flammability specialist
-
group switching centre specialist
-
haversack repairer
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impulse drive designer
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jack registrar (USA)
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kilowatt hour meter calibrator
-
level-crossing leveller
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Mega Bloks model maker (other plastic interlocking bricks are available).
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Norwegian dirigible inflater
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organ tuner's pipe stopper knocker
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pressed steel quality inspector
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quacking device tester
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right-handed chocolate bar dispenser
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side loading trailer designer
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train chassis crack repairer
-
underground tunnel obstruction checker
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van driver height controller
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whaling inspector
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xylophone tuner
-
yak herder
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Z-spin particle quantum alignment certifier
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Aardvark census coordinator
-
bent nail straightener's assistant
-
copper cladding contractor
-
doughnut quality controller :yum:
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entrance exam invigilator
-
fairly secret army commander
-
grapevine length administrator
-
hose-pipe leak mitigator
-
invisible repair expert
-
jamboree justifier
-
kite decorator
-
lamppost painter
-
monsoon diversion maestro
-
never ending story teller
-
Openreach organiser-general
-
post hole digger
-
quadrature amplitude modulation method instructor
-
rabid dogs catcher
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snake-slither analyst
-
trombone tuner
-
unleavened bread baker
-
vituperation intensity controller
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water dryness-coefficient collator
-
X-men film critic
-
yellow paint shade classifier
-
Zambesi River explorer
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American Idiot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Idiot) classifier
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baked cheesecake specialist
-
crumpet classifier
-
doughnut hole borer
-
egg scrambler
-
fake clothing brands expert
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Gonzo impersonator
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handyman's assistant
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ink monitor
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junket preparer
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kinky boot cobbler
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light box designer
-
mole hill leveller
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nutcase advisor
-
Ostrich egg collector
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packet sniffer
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quality randomiser
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relay adjustment engineer
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"Starlink" satellite service supplier
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telescope repairer
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Ullswater water quailty-controller
-
very hard working peasant
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woad-extractor's pot-boiling assistant
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Xerox salesman
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YouTube video classifier
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zebra stripe painter
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AA gun restorer
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baby carrots grower
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cabbage harvester
-
Darth Vader costume maker
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emetic salesman
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furnace fuel flammability inspector
-
goose egg sizer
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hamster wheel lubricator
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Ideal Home Exhibition ticket seller
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jam-jar collector (for good causes)
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kale diet supervisor
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left-handed screwdriver manufacturer
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male tank (first world war for the use of) designer
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nuns-chorus leader
-
octagonal buildings architect
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pornographer's assistant
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quartermaster's van driver
-
rabbit skinner
-
snake charmer's basket repairer
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telephone sanitiser
-
untangler of telephone handset curly leads
-
ventilation ducts installer
-
Willy Wonka's chocolate factory maintainer
-
X-axis imaginary coefficient reversion operative
-
yeast grower
-
zero-point heat-exchanger conformity certifier
-
Antivax theory disprover
-
barbecue burnt-grease remover
-
crusty rolls baker
-
dairy-fresh double-cream dispenser
-
end-of-line products specialist
-
fish fillet freezing operative
-
glass bottomed boat builder
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hootenanny organiser
-
ice cave explorer
-
jungle clearing re-forrestation expert
-
kite flying instructor
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lightning conductor certifier
-
modem noise filters designer
-
notch filter centre frequency aligner
-
oatcake baker
-
pogo stick quality assurance manager
-
Q-factor calculator's pencil sharpening assistant
-
restorative justice specialist
-
silver spoon valuer
-
time-clock re-winder and re-setter
-
umbrella opening assistant
-
video controller card refurbishment specialist
-
weights and measures operative
-
xenon refrigeration manager
-
yam peeling specialist
-
zero negation integrator
-
anti-gravity suit tailor
-
buoy inspector
-
cat herder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE
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Amusing add, but having dealt with EDS in the past I can't say they are much good at herding anything...
Dystopian story teller
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echo sounder tuner
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French horn tuner
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ginkgo breeder
-
hawk-moth classifier
-
itemised receipts compiler
-
Jeyes Fluid distiller
-
King Kong impersonator
-
latency measurement expert
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Marmite sandwich maker
-
non Newtonian fluids researcher
-
orthodontist's orthodontist
-
philatelist's bookkeeper
-
quaint customs compiler
-
residue removal minion, pans, for the use of
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sampan service technician
-
TV screen cleaner
-
University Chancellor's assistant
-
virtual machine operator
-
waste outlet valve seal designer
-
xenophilistic organism documenter
-
yoghurt flavours developer
-
zinc plating colour controller
-
alarm-bell modes significance documenter
-
blast furnace temperature monitor
-
cough-syrup viscosity checker
-
doodles analysis psychologist
-
effigy designer
-
flan-flinger's assistant
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gloss paint mixer's assistant
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Heaviside layer ion counter
-
ion storm prediction specialist
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jellied eels seller
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kelp harvester and cleaner
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lichen grower
-
marsupial census enumerator
-
nut roast chef
-
other worlds investigator
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proper nouns expert
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Quisling impersonator
-
rateable valuations checker
-
Soggy Bottom sheriff
-
Trimphone restorer
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U bend gunge remover
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viper toxicity tester
-
wonky carrots grader
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X-static hold button presser
-
Yak herder
-
zoo animal welfare psychiatrist
-
amber carver
-
bed designer
-
cauliflower specialist chef
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dust-sheet designer
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endoscope lens polisher
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frying pan modifier
-
glazing installer
-
handkerchief folder
-
Icelandic tour guide
-
jelly baby packer
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kick boxing shoe supplier
-
level crossing leveller
-
meditational methods researcher
-
negative feedback loop negator
-
open source code compiler
-
palindrome creator
-
quarantine enforcer
-
rusty residue remover
-
soil fertility assessor
-
tortoise time and motion assessor
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unfortunate misunderstanding corrector
-
virtual sleep patterns recorder
-
welly wanging medal winner
-
XXX potion certifier
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yacht mast height measurer
-
zip repairer
-
aquatic weed inspector
-
bell clapper hanger
-
cherry de-stoner
-
dung collector
-
effluent quality controller
-
flatulence classifier
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gerbil race marshal
-
heavy weight manufacturer
-
intestinal disturbance recorder
-
jousting tournament umpire
-
king prawn steriliser
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lefthanded screwdriver manufacturer
-
motorised baked-beans can stacker's assistant
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noodle stretcher
-
orthopaedic bed tester
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pasta shapes creator
-
question-master's crib sheet compiler
-
rabbit pie competition judge
-
silver-leafed mint sniffer
-
tarragon taster
-
umbilical cord classifier
-
vented brake discs designer
-
Womble burrow investigator
-
xanthan gum seller
-
yard-arm measurer and certifier
-
Zebra crossing maintenance engineer
-
autonomous vehicle driver
-
battery acid, specific gravity recorder
-
cat herder's assistant
-
dog obedience class instructor
-
Equerry
-
function resolver (mathematical)
-
gate hanger's assistant
-
highwayman
-
ironing board repairer
-
Jelly Baby tester
-
klaxon designer
-
lemon drizzle cake quality inspector :yum:
-
mint humbug quality controller
-
night-soil tanker driver
-
opal polisher
-
Petunia grower
-
Quentin Crisp's toe-nail varnisher
-
rogan josh taster
-
stainless steel roof inspector
-
trailer manufacturer
-
ultramarine pigment provider
-
varicose vein puller
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wellington boot waterproofness certifier
-
xenon isotope separation equipment maintainer
-
yodelling instructor
-
z bed designer
-
alphanumeric keypad designer
-
band-reject filter optimiiser
-
chart-topping songs compiler
-
disco glitter-ball refurbisher
-
emery board grader
-
flea-grader
-
glazier's assistant
-
horrible histories writer
-
iceberg weight assessor
-
jade carver
-
kinetic profile, objects, extra-terrestrial, pre burn-up phase, reporter
-
lemming herder
-
mammoth conservationist
-
near-miss certifier
-
Outback explorer
-
papier-mâché density estimator
-
quality systems auditor
-
regional roving reporter
-
sealing-wax strength quality controller
-
tapeworm extraction expert
-
underwear inspector-general
-
Virtual Machines specialist
-
waffle generator
-
x-ray crystallographer's data recording scribe
-
yesterday's papers recycler
-
Zoom utility optimiser
-
Artificial Intelligence researcher
-
bean counter (half-baked)
-
cherry picker
-
damson jam tester
-
electric scooter repairer
-
fig picker
-
gooseberry shaver
-
hedonist's personal adviser
-
ivy removal specialist
-
jumping-bean trainer
-
King Kong impersonator
-
Linus Torvalds' spokesperson
-
Mediaeval re-enactment specialist
-
New Forest tree surveyor
-
Obelisk painter
-
pink gin taster
-
quiet office spaces designer
-
rarefied atmosphere analyser
-
sun-spot counter
-
test tube maker
-
ultra-centrifuge gear-ratio inspector
-
violet dye formulator
-
wellington boot fitter
-
XXX barrel stamper
-
Y-chromosome decipherer
-
Zebedee's spring tensioner (of Magic Roundabout fame)
-
Anderson shelter refurbisher
-
battery electrolyte specific-gravity checker
-
cauliflower whiteness controller
-
dental enamel density inspector
-
end of line stock manager
-
feline fur brusher
-
grants assessor
-
hogweed speciality chef
-
Icelandic cod classifier
-
joke writer's quality checker
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keg refurbisher
-
lager clarifier
-
martini mixer
-
nebula chaser
-
olfactory sensor developer
-
Pentagon security guard
-
Quiz Master's wardrobe attendant
-
Rubicon crossing guide
-
sausage making machine's handle turner
-
traffic counter's tea maker
-
ultrasonic hearing aid (bats, for the use of) designer
-
vaporising oil burner designer
-
worm counter
-
x-hair adjuster of bomb-aiming optical sights
-
yesterday's leftovers meal chef
-
zinc oxide purity certifier
-
Airfix kit designer
-
breeze-block density assessor
-
colostomy bag collector
-
dung beetle classifier
-
Edison's phonograph restorer
-
Faraday cage fabricator
-
Giraffe neck length recorder
-
hedgehog spines enumerator
-
infinite number series validator
-
jail cell interior designer
-
kazoo tuner
-
Lilo inflater
-
Montreal Protocol negotiator
-
Neverland window cleaner
-
Octagonal buildings architect
-
Practical Wireless editor
-
Quartermaster's Stores Inspector-General
-
relationship councillor
-
quango organiser
-
quango organiser
Hmm . . . ?
steam-ship stoker
-
time traveller's assistant
-
uranium nuclei counter
-
ventilation assessor
-
watercress harvester
-
X rated cinema owner
-
yarrow picker
-
zero-point searcher
-
abacus instructor
-
black-fur blackness assessor
-
cagoule fitter
-
Dire Straits fan club chairman
-
Edwardian fireplace restorer
-
Feline bed softness certifier
-
Gentrification historian
-
Hymn-book curator
-
Insulated box designer
-
Jelly Baby colour coordinator
-
kettle polisher
-
laboratory rat supplier
-
midden sanitiser
-
nettle tea specialist
-
odds and ends classifier
-
primrose duster
-
quince peeler
-
rabbit breeder
(not the most difficult of occupations)
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snow-flake collector
-
tank track fitter
-
underlay manufacturer
-
violet fungi grower
-
warthog detector
-
x-ray machine calibration technician
-
York Minster tour guide
-
zabaglione specific gravity controller
-
artichoke cultivator
-
banana straightener
-
candy floss machine repairer
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dandruff classifier
-
electric bass maker
-
fortune cookie inspector
-
garden gnome fingerprint certifier
-
helipad markings painter
-
ice house insulator
-
jack-in-the-box spring tensioner
-
kale still life artist
-
lighthouse window cleaner
-
melodeon maker
-
nettle tea provider
-
obscure glass window fitter
-
periwinkle collector
-
questionable facts verifier
-
rabbit run refurbisher
-
seamless rate adapter
-
toffee stickiness assessor
-
upside-down cake inverter
-
visible spectrum classifier
-
weed harvester's tractor driver
-
xenophobic customs official
-
yellow submarine painter
-
zebra crossing painter
-
Aluminium powder refiner
-
barmy boron extractor
-
candle wick inserter
-
deuterium oxidiser's product catcher
-
entrance hall designer
-
floppy-eared bunny breeder
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graticule etcher
-
hapless hat maker
-
intestinal surging investigator
-
Jelly Baby packer
-
Kellogg's Corn Flakes counterfeit product assessor
-
ludicrous lug nut sorter
-
Metallurgists assistant
-
niobium purifier's bottle washer
-
ossification researcher
-
prism polishing person
-
quagmire surveyor
-
Right Turn Only sign erector
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sneezed out particle velocity recorder
-
tram technician
-
umbilical cord clamper
-
Venus planetary atmosphere simulating project leader
-
Wild Boar breeder
-
xylophone repairer
-
yes-nodder trunnion oiler
-
Zed bed repair specialist
-
aeronautically designed bloomers manufacturer
-
bloomers repair technician
-
cataclysmic events historian
-
donkey sanctuary manager
-
epitaph compiler
-
French doors repairer
-
German Shepherd breeder
-
hexagonal geometry teacher
-
ice-house insulator
-
jerrycan capacity checker
-
K9 summit tour-guide
-
lemon cheesecake chef
-
melon grader
-
Nile cruises director
-
Openreach Inspector-General
-
Presbyterian minister
-
quaint villages recorder
-
resident rodent reduction operative ^-^
-
saints directory compiler
-
tectonic plate movement monitor
-
unit definition verifier
-
value engineering specialist
-
wireless tuner
-
x-ray crystallographer's EHT anode supply stability checker
-
yoghurt batch tester
-
zoological gardens dung remover
-
additive manufacturing specialist
-
blackberry and apple crumble chef
-
custard lump remover
-
driving school's car washer
-
ear-trumpet tuner
-
flatulence volume classifier
-
gaudy socks retailer
-
Heaviside layer density determiner
-
inquisition instigator
-
jumping bean curator
-
kaleidoscope aligner
-
leaf-mould classifier
-
malleability measurement expert
-
neutron counter
-
optical aberration reducer
-
portly packer of pork
-
'Quiet Please' sign maker
-
resident rodent reduction operative
-
sandwich board signwriter
-
Tuba Polisher
-
ultramarine pigment certifier
-
valve alignment technician
-
wren population monitor
-
X chromosome catalogue archivist
-
YWCA window re-glazer
-
Zebra stripe decipherer.
-
albino kitten photographer
-
balalaika maker
-
corrupt corporate executive
-
devilish crossword compiler
-
exoskeleton oiler
-
frog breeder
-
goblin tracker
-
hydrogen bottler
-
ice-cube sorter
-
jackass trainer
-
kilometres per hour speedometer calibrator
-
Linux kernel investigator
-
medicines regulator
-
o-ring lubricator
-
Er.. where's 'n'?
Petunia picker
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N is for numpty-detector!
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quality of gameplay checker ;)
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rodent detector
-
sandbag filler
-
tooth replacement specialist
-
undulating roads repairer
-
vodka re-distiller
-
whetstone bridge supplier
-
xebec sailor
-
yarrow harvester's sickle sharpener
-
zebrafish breeder
-
accidental breakage student
-
bee behaviour boffin
-
catfish swimming instructor
-
data quality engineer
-
ear-ache bandage winder
-
fanfare composer
-
grappling irons certifier
-
height restriction measurements checker
-
impossible tasks performer
-
jelly wobble reduction expert
-
kilometre race organiser
-
laundrette machine service technician
-
macerater modifier
-
neolithic tool developer
-
onion ring volume adjuster
-
purr classifier
-
quadrophonic sound systems designer
-
rare earth metals surveyor
-
sun-spot classifier
-
trolleybus driver
-
underground duct detectorist
-
veritable verger
-
worm-cast collector
-
xylophone repair expert
-
yawn frequency group statistics plotter
-
zoo stocking controller
-
anaerobic silage fermentation inspector
-
bluebottle infestation advisor
-
conger eel length tabulator
-
dry lining installer
-
equitable equities manager
-
flying-fish altitude recorder
-
gang leader's personal advisor
-
hair restoring unction quality controller
-
ink permanence tester
-
jasmine oil steam-distillation maestro
-
klaxon tuner's apprentice
-
lavatory flush installer
-
mouse hole scrutiniser
-
nail removal expert
-
onion ring fryer
-
piano tuner's assistant
-
queue-length estimator
-
Rolls Royce seat cushion designer
-
sausage-roll conformity assessor
-
telescopic ram designer
-
Ullswater capacity (before overflow) estimator
-
valve tuner
-
waste water contamination assessor
-
Xerox machine proprietary print engine refurbishment operative
-
yacht marina designer
-
Zebedee spring tension controller
-
anti role bar bushes manufacturer
-
balloon bursting function calculator
-
custard consistency controller
-
data controller's apprentice
-
esoteric subjects teacher
-
fanlight re-glazing and lead-work refurbishment executive
-
gaslights repair operative
-
hand made microcircuit developer
-
Icelandic whale-bone sculptor
-
Jive contest judge
-
kalettes taster
-
lettuce-blight inspector
-
meadow flowers classifier
-
nutmeg grinder
-
meringue marmaliser
-
meringue marmaliser
Hmm, I think 'O' should be next. :)
Optical telescope lens cleaner's apprentice
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positron counter's data tabulation assistant
-
quagmire stickiness grader
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rainfall measurer and its pH assessor
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stenography tutor
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tuba polisher (double B flat speciality)
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Universal mains adaptor designer.
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Venusian atmosphere documenter
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woolly mammoth breeder (until they caught him at it)
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'X marks the spot' map producer
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yashmak customiser
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zero sum game calculator
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antediluvian relic investigator
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BASIC programming expert
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COBOL programmer
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desiccant dryer
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Elephant safari guide
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frying pan non-stick coating refurbishment specialist
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glacier retreat rate measurement technician
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hamster potty training specialist
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impromptu concert promoter
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juniper berry squeezer
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kaleidoscope pattern designer
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long-tail pair operational theory explanation expert
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Marmite taster
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nocturnal rodents expert
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Oriflamme bearer
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pressed steel factory worker
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Quran translator
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rotten eggs taster
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Teredo navalis (shipworm) breeder
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underlay durability analyst
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vision enhancement specifier
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wagyu beef taster
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xylophone tuner
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Yeoman of the Guard
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Zulu warriors' shield cleaner
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anti-slip surfaces tester
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bongo drums tuner
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catwalk construction engineer
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dung-heap temperature recorder
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electric vehicle road tester
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frozen-peas crush-loading tester
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gourd tosser
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heated seats designer
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immersion heater safety inspector
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jilted brides councillor
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killer whale counsellor
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Linux kernel bug-hunter
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mutton stew specialist
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nutcracker designer
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optical illusionist
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pavement artist
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quango chairman
-
redox reaction re-activator
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sanitary ware tester
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tantrum recorder
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universal joint designer
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volumetric analysis lecturer
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wailing Minnie impressionist
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xylophone case maker
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y-junction oscillator damping parameters calculator
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Z-Cars actor
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anaerobic fermentation product inspector
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blended whisky maker
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chip fryer's oil temperature regulator
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doughnut chef
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extraterrestrial intelligence seeker
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ferret racing promoter
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geosynchronous pigeon flight detectorist
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helicopter maintenance technician
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ice sculpture travelling sales operative
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juniper berry ripeness assessor
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ketchup bottle designer
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low-pass filter re-designer
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missing persons detective
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nimby protest organiser
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other-world investigator
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plant hire assistant
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quagga skeleton DNA profile examiner
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rhubarb and custard recipe critic
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sea-salt evaporation pan guardian
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trifold leaflet printer
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umbelliferous plant breeder
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Victorian bath-tub restorer
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waiting room cleaner
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X-chromosome sequence collator
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yeast packer
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Zeal Monachorum historian and researcher
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achilles tendon stretcher
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banana boat builder
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capacitor electrolyte formulation chemist
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disaster-recovery planner
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elephant garlic grower
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French onions farmer
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garland arranger
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harp re-stringer
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ink monitor
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jellybean sorter's assistant
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krypton fractional distiller
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left footed boot repairer
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marmalade boiler
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noodle extruder
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outpatient organiser
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pigeon loft builder
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Quality Street (tm) quality controller
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rabid dogs catcher
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sunshine collector
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tram-track excavator
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underground railway architect
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vespa riding instructor
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wool spinner and winder
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xenon gas salesman
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Y-merge prism certifier for optical fibre links
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Zog film producer
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alabaster carvings expert
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blank cheque designer
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clapometer calibrator
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dietary fibre expert
-
exo-skeleton lubricator
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flexible pipe manufacturer
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glass-wool spinner
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holly collector
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integrated appliances fitter
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juniper berry squeezer
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koala bear hugger
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late attendance book printer
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marzipan density assessor
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nightlight designer
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oompah band conductor
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primeval ooze classifier
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quantitative evidence compiler
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rapid response system services provider
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"sell by" date stamper
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turmeric grinder
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Uncle Sam impersonator
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vapour rub formulation chemist
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Womble costume stitcher
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x-beam neutron deflection tuner
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yam chef
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Zebra trainer's stable assistant
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alpaca shearing operative
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beat frequency oscillator tuner
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cabbage packer
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donkey manure sales operative
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ear-trumpet tuner
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flugelhorn polisher
-
guzunder enameller
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helicon tuner
-
intermediate frequency oscillator quencher
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Japanning expert
-
kalashnikov deactivator
-
left-handed thread cutter
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Mealybug exterminator :shoot:
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nut roast recipe book author
-
overhead power line inspector
-
plan-z enactor
-
Quality Street tin painter
-
resident rodent reduction operative
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speling teecher
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tapioca pudding chef
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unified voltage modulator balancer
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vole whisperer
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weather watching photographer
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xylene manufacturer
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Wagnerian opera transcriber
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Hmm . . . That's an odd "y". Or has the order been reversed?
zit squeezer's mirror cleaner
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Appalachian dulcimer tuner
-
brewer's yeast, strain identifier
-
covid corvid intelligence researcher
-
deadly nightshade's deadliness assessor
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everlasting lollipop inventor
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foolhardiness evaluator
-
Gonzo the Great impersonator
-
hieroglyphics painter
-
invisible mending tape maker
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jury service allocator
-
Kelvin clip curator
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lighting intensity measurement technician
-
mouse stalker
-
noodle stretcher
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olive presser
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pressure cooker stress tester
-
question master's question compiler
-
revolutions historian
-
sofa comfort assessor
-
trampoline elasticity controller
-
underground river sailing ship mast height verifier
-
vacant property finder
-
waxwork melting manager
-
x-ray beam focussing specialist
-
yardstick calibrator
-
zit surgeon
-
air-blast cannon aligner
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balloon leak tester's assistant
-
custard-cream biscuit assessor
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doodle analysis technician
-
escalator speed adjustment engineer
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footprint classifier
-
goulash recipe coordinator
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heliport manager
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ice-house insulation certifier
-
jackhammer mechanic
-
kick boxing trainer
-
leak detector's apprentice
-
midden sanitiser
-
naturist organiser
-
outdoor electrics specialist
-
paragliding instructor
-
quark charmer
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replicator manufacturer
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snake charmer's basket carrier
-
time-lord's time-clock winding up minion
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umbrella installer
-
Victoria Cross authenticity verifier
-
wallaby long jump judge
-
xenophobia therapist
-
Yell (https://www.google.com/maps/place/Yell/@60.6426785,-1.0071985,10z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x489f006eb7da4473:0xd42b1695c1352c9d!8m2!3d60.5543392!4d-1.0991234) re-mapper.
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zip wire erector
-
acoustic baffle loss verifier
-
Bagpuss scriptwriter
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children's car seat designer
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diving board installer
-
ear-wax collector :-X
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frog spawn evaluator
-
goat horn measurement expert
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humbug flavour certifier
-
intestinal tract investigator
-
just-in-time surgery specialist
-
knobbly-knee judge
-
lavatory flushing efficiency tester
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muddy boots cleaner
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night-light lighter
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obfuscation code writer
-
penguin p-p-p-picker
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Quran binder
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river quality analyst
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sewer flow rate inspector
-
telescopic vacuum cleaner hose manufacturer
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upside-down umbrella designer
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vermicide producer
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wild garlic grower
-
"X-ray spectacles" seller (i.e. a purveyor of tat!)
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yak breeder
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zebra saddle maker (not a very busy job!)
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Archimedean screw reverser
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bagpipe tuner
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catalytic converter cleaner
-
domino spot-cleaner
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escalator speed adjustment technician
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flatulence consultant
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gene editor
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hair-loss reduction specialist
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iguana scaliness monitor
-
jellyfish classifier
-
kangaroo pouch cleanliness inspector
-
left handed threads expert
-
mafia training camp superintendent
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nutmeg grinder and packager
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open relationships councillor
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pedigree investigator
-
quantum probabilistic professor
-
remaining residue reducer
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septic tank repair technician
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tarantula handling coach
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undulator paper slip reader
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vapour lock investigator
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window cleaners' ladder refurbishment specialist
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xerography process controller
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yest growth rate tester
-
zygote classifier
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amoeba race organiser
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blast wall architect
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custard lumpiness assessor
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damsel rescuer
-
egg grader
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fruit sizer
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gin and tonic taster
-
Helmholtz resonator tuner
-
inside leg measurement trainee
-
juniper berry quality controller
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Kalms capsule quality controller
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lard manufacturer
-
midnight guardian
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nitrogen bottler
-
organic marijuana grower
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pencil graphite grader
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quince cultivator's assistant
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ruby laser renovation specialist
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sight tube repairer
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Teletubby aerial tweaker
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usenet developer
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velvet top-hat restorer
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weighted curtains manufacturer
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X (failed again)
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yaw measurement expert
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zeta function analyser
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Antelope classifier
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basketball court line painter
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cat treats quality controller
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draft proofing technician
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electronic gizmo developer
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flatulence escape regulator :sick:
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giraffe counsellor
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heavy fandango instructor
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inertial forces investigator
-
juvenile tantrum interpreter
-
kangaroo long jump judge
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Light Cavalry historian
-
milk churn steriliser
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nature trail signpost erector
-
other-world astronomer
-
price variance researcher
-
quad-bike riding instructor
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ruby laser tuner
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self driving car software tuner
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toad breath analyser
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unified processes expert
-
vitrified porcelain crack detector
-
whimsical remark author
-
Xerox photocopier toner inspector
-
yacht naming conventions researcher
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zodiac star-sign relevance researcher
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anti-allergy washing programmes designer
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black cats' blackness assessor
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cool cats' coolness assessor
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direction indicator flash rate calibration technician
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earthworm segment authenticator
-
feral cats tamer
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glue adhesive strength verifier
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handkerchief monogram embroiderer
-
intense stare deflector
-
jelly-bean packaging designer
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karaoke music composer
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lumpy custard strainer
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maladministration investigator
-
network numpty
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offal packer
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paw-print analyser
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Quantity Surveyor's apprentice
-
Rip van Winkle mimic
-
salsa instructor
-
tuning-fork tuner
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United Reform Church cleaner
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violet fungi classifier (and taster. :sick: )
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waxwork polisher
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x-rated cinema upholstery cleaning expert
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yard-arm certifier
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Z-Cars series archivist
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abacus designer
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bell-rope splicer
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catapult refurbisher
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deathwatch beetle watcher
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effervescent potions formulator
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fancy-cakes fancier
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grated chees grader
-
harpsichord tuner
-
icicle measurement technician
-
jousting trainer
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Krusty the Clown impersonator
-
left handed thread cutter's assistant
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mud-wrestling referee
-
nocturnal wildlife photographer
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onion grader
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paper whiteness measurement expert
-
qubit sniffer
-
rhubarb taster
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salt miner
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thermal underwear model
-
upper ledges dust removal operative
-
VAT expert
-
waste-water flush and flow inspector
-
x-ray plate holder's apprentice
-
yes-nodder trunnion oiler
-
zip fastener operative
-
asphalt levelling expert
-
black-cat grooming maestro
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cat 5 cabling twists checker
-
diamond cutter's tools sharpener
-
escalator safey inspector
-
fire extinguisher state-of-charge assessor
-
grass seed fertility tester
-
haemoglobin iron content verifier
-
irritable bowel syndrome consultant
-
jackfruit grower
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kilometers per hour sign maker
-
lunar phase and Lethbridge tide correlator
-
metrification committee chairman
-
nut roast speciality chef
-
onion ring deep-fat fryer
-
planet discoverer
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Q-code list compiler
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roger beep frequency calibrator
-
sewage-farm screen-cleaner :yuck:
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telematics data expert
-
urinal designer
-
verdigris remover (copper piping a speciality)
-
white line painter's apprentice
-
Xerox toner recycler
-
yak breeder
-
Zenith cameras historian
-
albatross wing-span measurer
-
blackhead squeezer
-
cross-head screws maker
-
daemonic curse originator
-
'elephant in the room' identifier
-
"false news" debunker
-
gravitational theory debunker
-
haberdasher's apprentice
-
Icelandic freezer technician
-
jellybean colour sorter
-
King Kong impersonator
-
lava-lamps' re-filler of lava
-
motorway chevron painter
-
nether-garment patcher
-
oriental rugs repairer
-
pornography certifier
-
queues official organiser
-
rateable value calculation expert
-
sneezed particle ejection velocity measurer
-
tracing paper tester
-
umlaut typeface designer
-
viscous oil stirrer
-
wormhole theoriser
-
xenocurrency tracker
-
yabber-muter
-
zimmer frame tester
-
antelope species classifier
-
bingo-caller's prompt
-
casino chip counter's assistant
-
Drambuie taster
-
ectoplasm categoriser
-
force shield tester
-
grated coconut grader
-
heavy-water weigher
-
isosceles triangle draughtsperson
-
jazz band conductor
-
Kennedy Space Centre tour guide
-
lightening conductor installer
-
milking-machine suction assessor
-
numpty trainer
-
outpatients appointment booking clerk
-
planetary orbits disrupter
-
quiz master's assistant
-
rolodex salesman
-
steam-sniffer's Savlon dispenser
-
test tube salesman
-
UK's "Ultra Secret" historian
-
vampire orphanage manager
-
weights and measures inspector
-
x- to y-coordinates shifter
-
yin and yang harmonisation expert
-
zero-point energy measurer
-
axioms developer
-
developer contracted
-
developer contracted
Huh? ??? I must have left some of my catnip in your euphonium mouthpiece. So for the second letter in the alphabet I'll type --
bunion classifier
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carousel maintenance technician
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dander assessor and classifier
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Huh? ??? I must have left some of my catnip in your euphonium mouthpiece. ...
LOL - yes, it must have been that ::) ;D
electric fence repair technician
-
fluffy kitten groomer
-
gelatine setting quality assessor
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high ropes expert
-
iridescence certifier
-
jewellery valuation specialist
-
knickerbocker glory assembler
-
Liverpool FC redness certifier
-
medallion designer
-
night-light brightness measurer
-
otter sanctuary manager
-
pepper-mill grinder adjuster
-
quark researcher's assistant
-
rancidity quotient measurement operative
-
septuagenarian population counter
-
tagliatelle tensile strength monitor
-
ultra-fast snail vendor ::)
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ventilated discs temperature measurement technician
-
wobulator output verifier
-
xenophobia student
-
yeast fermentation rate examiner
-
zygote development specialist
-
antipodean climate scientist
-
barnacle adhesion recorder
-
custard pie certifier
-
delicatessen secret shopper
-
exoskeleton maximum load tester
-
French Maid's outfitter
-
gentleman's gentleman
-
horsebox horsepower certifier
-
internet speed tests investigator
-
journal editor and critic
-
Ku Klux Klan race relations advisor
-
low frequency filter frequency lowerer
-
measles spots counter
-
night-sky darkness verifier
-
organic weed cultivator
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pot and pan mender's bottom knocker
-
quaint cottage holidays agent
-
Romano-British pottery identifier
-
sleep apnea specialist
-
toenail clippings analyser
-
under bed storage designer
-
virtual machine mechanic
-
wheel alignment specialist
-
X chromosome researcher
-
yabber translator
-
Zed bed folding mechanism service technician.
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anechoic chamber listener
-
bottle brush plant cultivator
-
chamber pot comfort assessor
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denture salvage expert
-
electricity pylons inspector
-
fortune cookie chef
-
Gonzo the Great impersonator
-
Haiti tour guide
-
insulated undergarments designer
-
jelly baby sweetness controller
-
king-pin extractor's first-aid attendant
-
legumes farmer
-
Morris Dancers' choreographer
-
negativity banisher
-
oven temperature certifier (dunks paw in a bowl of cold water)
-
pussy cat hairdresser
-
Quality Street sweets wrapping operative
-
rat-droppings classifier
-
soggy chips taster
-
tea-bag squeezer
-
underlay springiness classifier
-
vanilla essence synthesiser
-
wringer roller replacer
-
xenotropic infestation reducer
-
Yale locks repairer
-
Zoological Gardens dung-heap maintainer
-
apple juice squeezer
-
bendix gear repair technician
-
cats' paw podiatrist
-
dentist's chair repairer
-
elocution assessor
-
Fig tree hand pollinator
-
gentrification historian
-
Helmholtz resonator tuner
-
imaginary numbers expert
-
jam roly-poly chef
-
knee-joint wear analyst
-
light sabre repair engineer
-
mangelwurzel hybridizer and historian
-
nature vs nurture researcher
-
overflow outflow organiser
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pyromaniacs councillor
-
quest controller logic inverter
-
rude gestures collector
-
sand pit installer
-
tiddlywinks league table compiler
-
universal joints repairer
-
vacuum cleaner cleaner
-
window washer and wiper
-
xenon bulbs manufacturer
-
yurt repairer
-
zeta function integrator
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alternate reality disprover
-
background noise programmer
-
cat groomer
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Dobermann groomer
-
energy saving devices tester
-
feline bed, softness and warmth certifier
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grade boundary setter
-
hindsight clarifier
-
interdepartmental communication infrastructure planner
-
junior J-cloth weaving apprentice
-
kink straightener
-
Littlebrook's brook flow estimator
-
make do and mend specialist
-
nettle cultivator and soup manufacturer
-
oxygen bottler's assistant
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Plaster of Paris sculptor
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Quantitative Easing expert
-
ring-modulator damping supremo
-
sombrero tailor
-
turpentine substitute substituter
-
uniform uniformity assessor
-
virus virology verifier
-
weighted curtains maker
-
xenon gas bottler
-
yeti toenail trimmer
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Zebra herder's assistant
-
armadillo scales polisher
-
brontosaurus breeder
-
cabbage boiler's water level monitor
-
descaling expert
-
ear-wax inspector
-
frog spawn cook
-
great tit population counter
-
heavy rock-cake ingredient inspector
-
infinite number series investigator
-
Jersey Royal potato certifier
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kilowatt hour meter certifier
-
llama milker
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monkey pox vaccinator
-
nano particles scientist
-
optical fibre tensile strength grader
-
pressure vessels integrity inspector
-
quickstep coach
-
Roman tile re-glazer
-
selenium rectifiers tester
-
tantalum capacitor tester
-
university inspector
-
very low frequency resonator constructor
-
whippet tailor
-
X words compiler
-
yoke enhancer for Scotch Eggs
-
zirconium miner
-
anagram provider
-
beriberi physician
-
canbus repair technician
-
depth-charge detonation depth verifier
-
ephemeral events coordinator
-
fig roles maker
-
germanium transistor collector
-
helical spring manufacturer
-
insertion loss reverter
-
joint box tester
-
kale grower
-
lightweight luggage checker
-
moggy breeder
-
necrotic wounds specialist
-
octopus tentacle enumerator
-
paper mill machinery repair technician
-
quiz master training manager
-
rubber-band elasticity assessor
-
sensory deprivation expert
-
tango tutor
-
ugly fruit beautician
-
vested interests investigator
-
wig sculptor
-
"X marks the spot" investigator
-
yeast activity observer
-
zebra camouflage assessor
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Adventurous Training instructor
-
bog myrtle cultivator
-
cabbage patch attendant
-
decoupage expert
-
egg-custard density certifier
-
flight attendant trainer
-
gin rummy trainer
-
herbalist apprentice
-
inside information investigator
-
juniper berry ripeness assessor
-
Kleptocracy historian
-
loofah grower
-
Mensa test setter
-
noise reduction specialist
-
oscilloscope calibration technician
-
pancake-tossing adjudicator
-
Queen's bed maker
-
residual sideband measurer
-
starfish points counter
-
television reception optimisation technician
-
ultramarine pigment producer
-
vegan recipes creator
-
waste reduction specialist
-
Xerox marketing executive
-
yes-man
-
Zoroastrianism researcher
-
Alphabetical games compiler
-
black cat blackness certifier
-
calibration certificate designer
-
dumpling boiler
-
elephant enumerator
-
flatulence evaluator
-
gallstone collector
-
hailstone researcher
-
inevitable outcome investigator
-
jigsaw puzzle help desk droid
-
kleptomaniacs councillor
-
lungwort custodian
-
Marmite salesman
-
nether-garment inspector
-
open source software writer
-
Prussian blue synthesiser
-
quagmire depth recorder
-
recorder music composer
-
sporran fitter
-
typewriter keys lubrication expect
-
uniform reflection medium installer
-
ventriloquist's dummy maker
-
weed control specialist
-
Xenix system recovery expert
-
yellow line (double variety) painter
-
ziggurat designer
-
albatross wing-span measurer
-
barometer calibrator
-
cats' housekeeper :cat:
-
delicatessen inspector
-
Eeyore's house rebuilder
-
Flying instructors certifier
-
granite chippings density determiner
-
high rise buildings inspector
-
illogical mathematician
-
juniper berry ripeness assessor
-
kite string strength tester
-
leather-worker's tool sharpener
-
mussels freshness checker
-
nappy sanitiser :sick:
-
outdoor pool cleaner
-
pantechnicon service manager
-
Quire School Master
-
ruby polisher
-
sawdust examiner
-
time travel disprover
-
underground vault fittings inspector
-
vapour trail chaser
-
warped record flattener
-
xylophone tuner
-
yo-yo competitions judge
-
zealot documenter
-
anagram expert
-
bean-counter's record-keeper
-
cauliflower whiteness controller
-
dirty-neck inspector
-
electric guitar repairer
-
flow diverter
-
garden gnome painter
-
harmonic content documenter
-
integrated appliances fitter
-
janitor's bucket inspector
-
kangaroo boxing trainer
-
liquid assets solidifier
-
mastodon hairdresser
-
nitrogen bottler's assistant
-
optical illusion creator
-
paddling pool service engineer
-
quiet room husher
-
reality checker
-
queue organiser
-
queue organiser
We seem to have gone backwards...
seismic activity expert
-
tarmac layer
-
university admissions tutor
-
virus infectiousness measurer
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waist measurement expert
-
xylem thickness recorder
-
yacht salvage and recovery agent
-
'Z' words compilation clerk
-
Attila the Hun official biographer
-
bottle-opener functionality tester :drink: :drunk:
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cat scratching posts manufacturer
-
dinosaur foot-print photographer
-
elocution teacher's inspector
-
file sharpener's apprentice
-
grape-shot penetration assessor
-
haberdasher's apprentice
-
incandescent bulb repairer
-
jelly colouring assessor
-
Krusty the Clown fan club secretary
-
limpet mine stick-ability certifier
-
mallet maker
-
needle sharpener
-
orange peel thickness recorder
-
pressed steel fabrication specialist
-
Quatar tour-guide
-
reproduction furniture manufacturer
-
seaweed curator
-
tapioca chef
-
under stairs storage designer
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variable focus optical assembly adjuster
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wallaby riding instructor
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X-rated cinema usher
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yacht barnacle remover
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zany outfits designer
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artificial arm fitter
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bed bug breeder
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crab resettlement officer
-
dried fruit packer
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earwig leg-pair numerator
-
fromage frais fermentation controller
-
gelatin gelatinousness inspector
-
horse-hair stuffing stuffer
-
inspector of inspection standards
-
Janus head gate-post carver
-
knife maker's apprentice
-
lampooning teacher
-
moon serenader
-
New Year's parties organiser
-
orangutan groomer and stylist
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press officer's assistant
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quiet line tester
-
Rupert Bear's biographer
-
saline solution bottler
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turpentine extractor
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upcycling shop proprietor
-
virtual ectoplasm investigator
-
Willy Wonka's chocolate sampler
-
x-ray plates manufacturer (a job lost to digital means I suspect)
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yaw corrector
-
Zoom software tester
-
Attila the Hun's biographer
-
bomb-disposal trainee :o
-
chain maker's apprentice
-
Dalek voice coach
-
elephant groomer
-
fluffy pillow flufferupper
-
gremlin detector
-
hobgoblin finder general
-
irrigation canals architect
-
Jovian moon documenter
-
King Edward potato chip grader
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light fittings manufacturer
-
maggot breeder
-
night watchman's supervisor
-
orange-tip butterfly nutritionist
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petunia classifier
-
quantum mechanics professor
-
residual thermal energy assessor
-
serviette folder
-
tricycle racing team coach
-
umbrella designer
-
virtual alarm re-setter
-
wave energy specialist
-
x-axis expander
-
Yellow Hammer population researcher
-
Zanussi washing-machine spin-cycle quality controller
-
Archimedes screw driver
-
balance bicycles designer
-
caesium grandmaster clock adjuster
-
dead man's handle test engineer
-
empirical solutions teacher
-
fish-pond leak detectorist
-
geriatric's aids designer
-
hedgehog quill sharpener
-
indefinite article writer
-
Jester's bells tuner
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krytron switching time enhancer
-
lavatory flush tester
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metric conversion expert
-
nether garments inspector
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optical microscope lenses polisher
-
parrots' conversation tutor
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quagmire depth recorder
-
rabid dogs catcher
-
snake charmers' basket weaver
-
television transmitter designer
-
umbelliferous vegetable grower
-
velvet cat-bed designer
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weights calibration specialist
-
xylem extractor
-
yapping dog trainer
-
Zulu warriors historian
-
aardvark claws inspector
-
Bavarian beer festival organiser
-
cauliflower ear surgeon
-
dustbin sanitiser and pong reducer
-
electrolytic capacitors tester
-
Field Marshal's valet
-
gross weight calculation expert
-
haemorrhoid ointment quality controller
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Impulse drive engineer
-
juniper berries farmer
-
klaxon tuner
-
lightening rod tester
-
Marmite allergy specialist
-
nepeta odour classifier
-
oasis finder's assistant
-
penny market auditor
-
quantum physicist's apprentice
-
rastafarian hair stylist
-
sugar-cube sizer
-
tricycle repair technician
-
unicorn horn aligner
-
victory parade marshal
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weighted mean calculation specialist
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xanthic acid concentrator
-
yellowness certifier (bananas a speciality)
-
Zenit (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenit_(camera)) cameras collector
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albatross tagger
-
breakwater designer
-
custard cream quality controller
-
dung heap temperature recorder
-
electric windows repair engineer
-
featherless duck breeder
-
Great Britain Monarchy expert
-
hoopla coach
-
itch-scratcher general
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jellyfish classifier
-
King's crown fitter
-
Lightweight bicycles designer
-
Minotaur's podiatrist
-
needle threader's assistant
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opera glasses focusing expert
-
post box photographer
-
Queen's coffin bearer :(
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racoon ring counter
-
spear fishing expert
-
teapot scourer
-
Unison shop steward
-
Victorian relics retailer
-
wave machines manufacturer
-
'X marks the spot' cartographer
-
Y-convergence aligner
-
Z axis plotting expert
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agony aunt performance monitor
-
barge-pole measurer
-
carrot freshness assessor
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dung-heap deodoriser
-
evergreen trees specialist
-
fiddlesticks world champion
-
goblet polisher
-
high wire tensioner's apprentice
-
irrational number collector
-
Jack-in-the-box repair engineer
-
kale chutney maker
-
limpet-mine stick-ability assessor
-
metric conversion specialist
-
nonsense verse curator
-
off-road tracks maintainer
-
pea grader
-
quantum physics primary school teacher
-
relay baton maker
-
sanitary inspector
-
teleportation investigator
-
U-boat leak detectorist
-
vampire breeder
-
weather watching wetness certifier
-
xylography expert
-
yaw detectorist, satellite obits
-
zap strength measurement expert
-
arrow tip sharpener
-
bed bug destroyer
-
cream-clotting maestro
-
dung heap maintenance engineer
-
empathy instructor
-
firefly igniter
-
grated carrot packer
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honey extractor's hive selector
-
igloo designer
-
jasmine tea taster
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King's cipher designer
-
lavatory seat maker
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mussel taster
-
night-light lighter
-
oyster grader's assistant
-
panda paws inspector
-
quadrangle architect
-
resident rodent reduction operative
-
search and rescue helicopter repair engineer
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timpani tuner
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ultra low frequency noise detectorist
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vinegar taster
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wart hog cosmetic stylist
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xylophonist's mallet head adjuster
-
yaks milk distributor
-
Z-Cars director
-
ambergris verifier
-
Baltic cruises director
-
cardboard box inspector ^-^
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Desperate Dan's biographer
-
electrolytic capacitors bulge inspector
-
frying pan non-stickiness assessor
-
geriatric care services coordinator
-
haggis breeder ::)
-
;D
indolence trainer
-
jet engine noise measurement expert
-
kangaroo high-jump trainer
-
landing lights inspector
-
midden certifier
-
nincompoop detector
-
optocoupler isolation certifier
-
pipework tapper
-
quality inspection stamps maker
-
rice pudding chef
-
sago boiler
-
television colour calibration technician
-
Union Flag presser
-
vampire breeder
-
water quality inspector
-
xenon hexafluoride gas separator
-
Yellowstone park warden
-
zero-point energy reduction operative
-
alternative therapies expert
-
box kite designer
-
cat's housekeeper (and general dogsbody)
-
drainage flow rate measurement technician
-
ectoplasm analyst
-
fandango dancing instructor
-
gimbal adjustment technician
-
hobgoblin impersonator
-
illusions creator
-
jelly baby flavour modifier
-
kaftan knitter
-
lavatorial humour specialist
-
messes and muddles coordinator (teletubbies, for the use of)
-
No 10 Downing Street removals expert (a busy job nowadays ::))
-
ossification recorder
-
polystyrene carver
-
quantity surveyor's trainee
-
rat's tail collector
-
secateurs sharpening expert
-
thunderstorm diverter
-
urban myth writer
-
vacuum chamber certifier
-
worm-cast collator
-
xylophone transportation advisor
-
yurt decorator
-
Zoroastrianism explainer
-
abstract art specialist
-
beetroot slicer
-
cucumber grower
-
dandelion grower
-
ericaceous compost packer
-
fern curator
-
green apples grower
-
halloween fright coordinator
-
intake filter cleaner
-
Jake Brake adjustment technician
-
Kelvin sensing (four-terminal sensing) equipment calibration technician
-
limpet harvester
-
malt extract manufacturer
-
nutmeg harvester
-
oversize pistons expert
-
Peter Pan impersonator
-
Q-boat restorer
-
relativity disprover
-
sugar-cube assessor
-
transmogrification specialist
-
unicorn horn polisher
-
Victory V lozenge taste tester
-
white line painting inspector
-
x-range scale verifier
-
yacht interior designer
-
zoo cage fabricator
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aardvark skeleton collector
-
broken biscuits packer
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china clay grader
-
dim sum restaurant reviewer
-
electric car charging infrastructure architect
-
fanfare (regal) arranger
-
gore (artificial) developer
-
humanitarian aid coordinator
-
ice-house insulator
-
Jack of all trades
-
kinetic energy expert
-
lead paint decorating specialist
-
moon's craters investigator
-
nutcracker designer
-
oatcake baker's assistant
-
peanut salter
-
quasar researcher
-
rustic tools manufacturer
-
savoury treats specialist
-
teacake toaster
-
unleavened bread baker
-
vacuum pack quality controller
-
Weimaraner breeder
-
Xerxes the Great impersonator
-
youth hostel manager
-
Z-Cars script writer
-
Apple grader
-
baked beans canning overlord
-
CAN bus data expert
-
Dalek voice training coach
-
Eccentric inventor of eccentric things.
-
fortune telling trainer
-
glass-blower's glass selector
-
height-adjustable seating specialist
-
Ironmonger's assistant
-
jelly-fish shaped jelly-mould manufacturer
-
knife thrower's apprentice
-
lavatory brush sales executive
-
marzipan (pre-delivery) taste tester
-
newt farmer
-
outflow inspector
-
pewter beer mug manufacturer
-
quince quality assessor
-
resistor wattage certifier
-
severed-head beautician
-
tight-fitting trousers specialist
-
umbellifer propagator
-
V-bomber curator and historian
-
waste management expert
-
X-ray micrograph analyser
-
Yodelling Yacht designer
-
zebra stripes painter
-
all terrain vehicle designer
-
bogus claims exposer
-
cement quality inspector
-
doodlebug museum curator
-
elephants feet washer's assistant
-
fog-horn tuner's ear-plugs fitter
-
giant snails breeder
-
harvest assessor's ledger scribe
-
ingenious inventor of ingenious things
-
jelly translucency measurement technician
-
King's speech proof-reader
-
lampooning trainer
-
media player repair technician
-
novice nun
-
Oxford museums revised guide book editor
-
purveyor of puff pastry
-
quirky antiques seller
-
RISC processor designer
-
sanitary inspector
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Toilet pan designer
-
upside-down cake baker
-
virtual reality programmer
-
worm farm health inspector
-
Xenotypes (of the rice gall midge) documenter
-
yardstick calibration specialist
-
zero-worm penetration investigator
-
ant infestation exterminator
-
bagpipes service engineer
-
capacitor vent plugs certifier
-
dung-beetle breeder
-
eye drops pipettes manufacturer
-
furtive purveyor of falafels
-
gamma ray isolated burst screening assessor
-
helium balloon bender
-
imaginary numbers expert
-
joke-shop whoopee-cushion tester
-
kamikaze kettle repairer
-
lost souls retriever
-
marmalade boiler's pot stirrer
-
nerds convention organiser
-
opulent ombudsman
-
prime meridian certifier
-
quasi-official bureaucrat
-
randy rhubarb grader
-
serial data conversion technician
-
Turnip tester
-
USO small print writer
-
vendor of veritable vitamins
-
wayleave paperwork checker
-
xylophone tuner
-
yaw-rate limiter configuration technician
-
zany zoo keeper
-
antediluvian flood controller
-
bell-ringers' rope splicer
-
cucumber straightener
-
dandelion wine specialist
-
enigmatic effluent engineer
-
foreign body remover
-
grumpy cat breeder
-
hallucinatory substances specialist
-
iodine purifier
-
juniper berry harvester
-
kangaroo breeder
-
lavender-water steam-distiller's pot watcher
-
malleability test technician
-
naturist clothing supplier
(he doesn't work a lot)
-
:)
organ grinder's monkey
-
peanut roaster, salter and seller
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quack medicine vendor
-
right-angled brackets manufacturer
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salt cellar hole driller
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Trombone straightener.
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underground rivers' course plotter
-
vagabond tailor
-
water wetness verifier
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X-ray radiation output tester
-
Yodelling yacht repairer
-
Z-bed spring replacement technician
-
absent minded acorn assessor
-
black cat's blackness assessor
-
clarinet reeds maker
-
Dulux dog walker
-
Eton mess chef
-
freezing fog dispersal executive
-
garrulous garden gnome designer
-
hotel beds tester
-
indifferent insurance advisor
-
Judicial review reviewer
-
kamikaze koala keeper
-
lollipop person trainer
-
metrification expert
-
needle polisher
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onion fryer (deep fat and battered)
-
perky purveyor of pork
-
quorum counter (for meetings)
-
relish manufacturer
-
salad tosser :o
-
toe-nail clippings collector
-
universal joints tester
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viagra tester ::)
-
weather-watcher's prophet-of-doom
-
xanthan gum packer
-
yawn classifier
-
zigzag route planner
-
aardvark snout classifier
-
breakwater designer
-
combination safe lock cracker
-
dung-heap locator
-
English flags maker
-
flip-flop footwear designer
-
Gonzo the Great impersonator
-
Hallucinating horse whisperer
-
ice sculptor's chisel sharpener
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Judges wigs maker
-
Kamikaze kettle designer
-
lemon squeezer
-
melon grader's apprentice
-
needle sharpness verifier :ouch:
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Octopus breeder
-
perky porcelain painter
-
Quasimodo's hump analyst
-
Rastafarianism expert.
-
sugar cuber
-
talisman grader
-
ultramarine grinder
-
veritable varnish supplier
-
white paint mixing assistant
-
Xerxes the Great impersonator
-
yesterday's news broadcaster
-
Zeppelin inflator
-
antilogarithm table compiler
-
belly-flop preventer
-
carbon dater
-
drain inspector :sick:
-
escapologist trainer
-
fish gutter's apprentice
-
gnu horns cataloguer
-
horn repairer
-
invisible ink manufacturer
-
jam roly-poly baking competition organiser
-
kaleidoscope pattern documenter
-
ladle volume measurement technician
-
major travel disruption minimiser
-
net curtains hanger
-
optical illusion designer
-
planetary motion rearrangement organiser
-
quality standards reviewer
-
rusty can collector
-
stone chippings grader
-
tea-bag perforator's point sharpener
-
undertaker's urn repairer
-
Victorian button-hook curator
-
water meter calibration engineer
-
"X marks the spot" map printer
-
yawn classifier
-
zealousness counselor
-
artichoke collector
-
bean bag filler
-
custard powder sifter
-
dog poo collector
-
electric fence tester
-
forum post critic
-
general repairs operative
-
hailstones sizer
-
icicle length statistician
-
jungle drum tuner
-
kite decorator
-
lime jelly flavour verifier
-
medical gases specialist
-
nasal sinus inspector
-
ostrich eggs packer
-
petrol additives inspector
-
Queen Anne style furniture specialist
-
royal disclosures author
-
sugar sifter
-
tin-tack sharpness verifier :ouch:
-
undercover umbrella usurper
-
virtual kitten assessor
-
Westinghouse appliance labels maker
-
XL corset sizer
-
yeast infection assessor
-
Zippo lighter sales executive
-
alternative therapy specialist
-
bacterial growth conditions specialist
-
consciousness cabbage sorter
-
dated technology specialist
-
effervescent emissions emulator engineer
-
foreign body extraction expert
-
garrulous garbage disposal operative
-
Humpty-Dumpty repair service technician
-
ice-cream temperature modifier
-
jelly colouring specialist
-
kappa function measurer
-
Little Bo Peep sheep location specialist
-
Minnie Mouse Monkey Marmaliser
-
nefarious goings-on investigator
-
orange peel sculptor
-
pip squeezer
-
quasi-quince quality inspector
-
regulatory powers investigator
-
surreptitious surveillance coordinator
-
tambourine jingle tuner
-
ultra-marathon snooze-center custodian
-
veritable vendor of varicose vein treatment
-
white lines measurements expert
-
xanthan gum purifier
-
yomping trainer
-
zebra-stripes as bar-code reader and cataloguer
-
arbitrary atomic reactor tester
-
ballistic missiles designer
-
custard straining (lump removal) expert
-
determined detritus remover
-
elevated platforms specialist
-
frippery collector
-
garden gnome guardian
-
happy horticulturist
-
ice maker designer
-
jousting champion
-
keyboard cleanliness inspector
-
LED colour filter certifier
-
morose marmalade marmaliser
-
net hole size measurement technician
-
oat flakes flakiness assessor
-
pomposity regulator
-
Queen tribute group leader
-
rectangular coordinates rounder
-
serenader of sexy songs
-
transient voltage spikes detection expert
-
usurper of umbrellas
-
vomit bucket polisher
-
womble impersonator
-
xylophone stands maker
-
yardarm measurer and certifier
-
zebra-stripes bedding maker
-
ambulance chaser
-
black-head extractor's assistant
-
chisel sharpener's apprentce
-
Danish pastry taster (quality control purposes)
-
elephant ear cleaner
-
festering foot-rot deodoriser
-
gyroscope balance adjustment technician
-
hanging gardens consultant
-
illuminated signs specialist
-
janitorial supplies provider
-
killer whale herder
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lifts speed adjustment technician
-
melon marmalade maker
-
nocturnal creatures researcher
-
obscure ornaments organiser
-
paper pulp processor
-
quadrangle builder
-
rhyming couplet re-arranger
-
sinusoidal waves investigator
-
tin tea-tray toboggan fabricator
-
utility vehicles fabricator
-
violet pigment enhancer
-
wafer crispness certifier
-
X-stamper for the extinction rebellion group (or whatever they call themselves)
-
yesterday's news reporter
-
Zambezi river explorer
-
automatic gain control tweaker
-
ballast calculation technician
-
conker polisher
-
donkey hoof polisher
-
effigies collector
-
flying fig curator
-
gingham tablecloth ironer
-
height adjustable desks repair technician
-
ice-cube size adjuster
-
Jackanory storyteller
-
Karaoke sound engineer
-
lime-squeezer's fruit selector
-
melted cheese connoisseur
-
north wind repeller
-
opera glasses focus technician
-
pelican crossing maintenance technician
-
quest (complex) task designer
-
Reverse Polish notation specialist
-
sampan driving instructor
-
turnip boiler and masher
-
UV radiation researcher
-
volumetric measurements expert
-
wonderwoman biographer
-
XYZZY graffiti artist
-
yeast grower
-
zygote classifier
-
antidotes formulation specialist
-
bedpan cleaner
-
chimes tuner
-
direct drive motors specialist
-
eggshell painter
-
feline fur inspector & classifier
-
gripe-water purity analyst
-
hobgoblin recruiter
-
icing-sugar refiner and grader
-
Judges wigs cleaner
-
knight's armour polisher
-
lead pipe collector
-
meat and potato pies specialist baker
-
nutmeg grinder and strength classifier
-
oatmeal packer
-
pomegranate seed extractor
-
quokka breeder
-
Right Turn Only sign maker
-
scream classifier
-
trumpet polisher
-
unification treaties writer
-
videophone special effects installer
-
weighted bases designer
-
xat carver
-
ytterbium separator and purifier
-
zigzag sewing machine repair technician
-
absolute alcohol distiller
-
bodkin sharpening technician
-
codpiece stylist
-
dreadlocks stylists
-
egg packer's apprentice
-
foghorn tester
-
gravy dehydrator
-
helicopter blade balance specialist
-
impala leap measurer
-
jumping beans jumpiness assessor
-
kiwi fruit size grader
-
loperamide efficiency tester
-
metric bolts quality control operative
-
nutcracker reliability assessor
-
orange peel thickness controller
-
potty training coach
-
qbit isolator
-
reliability calculation specialist
-
superfast broadband marketeer
-
trombone slide oiler
-
umbilical cord cutter
-
vintage phone restorer
-
watchdog substitute (watchcat) provider
-
xoanon carver
-
yapping dogs silencer
-
zeta function cataloguer
-
anti-seize grease manufacturer
-
Bronica camera valuer
-
custard strainer
-
dalmatian spots painter
-
Everyone's a Winner games designer
-
fig roll roller-upper
-
gnat classifier
-
heffalump breeder
-
iridium satellite counter
-
judicial services assessor
-
kangaroo pouch sanitiser
-
lightweight luggage designer
-
midden deodoriser
-
nanoparticle painter
-
outside lights installer
-
puddle tester
-
Quality Street packer
-
rain-dance choreographer
-
snow depth measurement technician
-
teleportation engineer
-
universal gasket fitter
-
vegetarian sausages maker
-
woggle polisher
-
xenotropic cell selector
-
yard sale inspector
-
zither tuner
-
aerial tuner's assistant
-
Bagpuss impersonator
-
cement powder sifter
-
drywall specialist
-
endothermic reaction warming operative
-
French fries saltiness assessor
-
granite chippings grader
-
high beams safety inspector
-
impossible missions co-ordinator
-
junk-shop stock cataloguer
-
ketchup taster
-
lunatic asylum manager
-
morning dew dryer
-
negative ions researcher
-
oscillator stabiliser and damper
-
pergola painter
-
quince bottler's assistant
-
rude limericks poet
-
sea-salt pan boiler furnace stoker
-
tasty treats formulator
-
unicorn horn spiral sense documenter
-
vicious dogs tamer
-
worm-cast designer
-
xenobiotics destroyer
-
Zambia mapping expert
-
armadillo herder
-
bed bug breeder
-
caterpillar leg counter's assistant
-
dwarf potato enhancer
-
Emu breeder
-
feline fluffiness fanatic
-
green beans slicing operative
-
haricot beans in tomato sauce baker
-
icicle length controller
-
Junk sail maker
-
klystron (reflex) tuner
-
lentil grader
-
magnetic personality coach
-
nightingale tuner
-
olive oil taster
-
pig-swill inspector
-
quill pens salesman
-
rack and pinion greaser
-
sugar grain grader
-
tomahawk sharpener
-
useless facts curator
-
vibration detector and minimiser
-
wattle and daub specialist
-
xylocarps grower
-
yibber-yabber documenter
-
Zip lubrication expert
-
annoying whine isolator
-
bap slicer
-
cheese maturity assessor
-
domino tip-ability validator
-
Einsteinium researcher
-
fur softness and warmth assessor
-
grand pianos mover
-
halitosis detector
-
ingenious solution supplier
-
juniper berries salesman
-
kumquat squeezer (ripeness test)
-
log table compiler
-
metric threads cutter
-
nautilus chaser
-
open-air swimming coach
-
pond cleaner
-
quality inspectors inspector
-
rubber band stretch tester
-
synthetic water quality controller
-
tympani tuner
-
uniforms uniformity checker
-
vampire anaemia consultant
-
waker of worried wombats
-
X-wing fighter pilot
-
Y-front model
-
Zealand mapping expert
-
aubergine ripeness qualifier
-
brake shoes inspector
-
cardigan knitter
-
dog breath classifier
-
elastic bands salesman
-
floppy disk manufacturer
-
germanium transistor collector
-
hanging basket hanger
-
ice hotel carver
-
jam-jar collector
-
Keratin shampoos specialist
-
Linux kernel wizard
-
metronome calibrator
-
nut sizer
-
Opium grower (strictly for medicinal purposes of course)
-
poppy grower (as above)
-
Queen consort's crown sizer
-
rateable value assessor's apprentice
-
sugar-cube cuboidal status certifier
-
table salt packer
-
umbelliferous plant propagator
-
venomous invertebrate classifier
-
water based paints specialist
-
xat carver
-
yak herder
-
Zambian arts critic
-
artichoke sizer
-
blast walls designer
-
cranberry squeezer
-
distemper mixer
-
escutcheon designer
-
funnel discharge observer
-
gyroscope balancer
-
(large) hadron collider construction foreman
-
Icelandic toboggan restorer
-
Jostaberry grower
-
kangaroo pouch cleaner
-
llama sanctuary admissions clerk
-
metallic elements researcher
-
mooing voice trainer
-
nightlight extinguisher
-
oxidising agents specialist
-
phosphorous pentoxide desiccant replacement operative
-
quicksand sinkability controller
-
resin figurines maker
-
sausage machine technician
-
tuning-fork tuner
-
university laboratory technician
-
velocipede designer
-
worm-hole sizer
-
xylophone transport cases maker
-
yard-arm certifier
-
zed bed mattress maker
-
adder zig-zag painter
-
black fur dye manufacturer for greying black cats (and dogs)
-
catalytic converter cleaning operative
-
draught excluder certifier
-
excavator buckets designer
-
ferret trainer
-
gargoyle mimic
-
herring smoker
-
iconic posters auctioneer
-
jam doughnut chef
-
kraken hunter
-
lost worlds discoverer
-
malt-extract extractor
-
native plant species researcher
-
ogre catcher
-
paw-mark cataloguer
-
queen bees behaviour specialist
-
random quote collector
-
space-race historian
-
tittle-tattle collector
-
underground assets surveyor
-
vaporisation rate quantifier
-
walrus moustache oiler
-
x-ray beam focus adjuster
-
Yellow Submarine fan club chairman
-
ZIP file creator
-
amoeba classifier
-
boomerang quality controller
-
concrete cutter's apprentice
-
daemonic events organiser
-
enticing puddings creator
-
feather-duster feather selector
-
ghostly apparitions creator
-
high wire acts safety advisor
-
ice-house insulation certifier
-
Jeep dealership manager
-
kiwi tracker
-
light aircraft designer
-
Mars bar deep-fat fryer
-
noodle extruder
-
Oligarch's yacht captain.
-
pint glass (verified) crown stamper
-
questionable evidence collator
-
rock-wool thermal property assessor
-
sampan marketing executive
-
tapeworm classifier
-
unidentified flying object identifier
-
vestments laundering expert
-
wassailing dance teacher
-
xylophone tuner
-
yeast packer
-
Zog planet tourist organiser
-
Altered reality promoter
-
boot strap salesman
-
cash counting expert
-
dipsomaniac club organiser
-
engineer
(being highly simplistic)
-
Finnish language teacher
-
geologist
-
ham-fisted surgeon
-
ionisation measurement technician
-
Jerusalem artichoke chef
-
kitchen designer
-
ladle designer
-
meaty snacks manufacturer
-
nut roast chef
-
oatmeal packer's assistant
-
piles cream application specialist
-
Quality Street sweets wrapping assistant
-
rubber stamp inker
-
scenery artist
-
telephone operator
-
underground car parks designer
-
va va voom singer
-
West Side Story choreographer
-
xennial cataloguer
-
Yule logs taster
-
zip file decompressing specialist
-
Alcantara fabric maker
-
balloon inflator
-
chants writer
-
denture sticker
-
electric shock treatment advocate
-
farmyard manure bagger
-
grease solvents formulation technician
-
holographic doctor (as in Star Trek :) )
-
India Pale Ales taster
-
jester
-
keloid scars expert
-
lodestone sales executive
-
mainframe decommissioner
-
nested loops code writer
-
orange peel thickness controller
-
priceless artifacts valuer
-
quandary resolver
-
reciprocating motion engines designer
-
Santa's little helper
-
tumbleweed expert
-
untidiness recorder
-
valet's valet
-
wimp trainer
-
X rated cinema usher
-
yesterday's news reporter
-
zigzag sewing machine repairer
-
aspidistra installer
-
bite-size news snippets author
-
candelabra service engineer
-
dandelion wine taster
-
entropy teacher
-
French onions grower
-
glue stickiness assessor
-
hammer heads maker
-
impossible solution creator
-
jilted brides counsellor
-
kale digestion specialist
-
leapfrog instructor
-
microphone sensitivity testing technician
-
Nostradamus impersonator
-
Olympic swimming pool builder
-
Paddling pool designer
-
quantitative facts verifier
-
rhubarb crumble chef
-
sight glass cleaning operative
-
telescope mirror grinder
-
unleavened bread baker
-
VIP creator
-
waistline measurement checker
-
xylophone tuner
-
yam chef
-
zucchini stuffer :o
-
aspirin packer
-
beetroot pickler
-
char-grilling expert
-
dog poo collector :sick:
-
electrotherapy specialist
-
foghorn operator
-
granary bread baker
-
hog roast server
-
interference fittings specialist
-
jam sandwich sales agent
-
kale grower
-
lino fitter
-
metric threads cutting specialist
-
Nellie the elephant trunk packer
-
outboard motors servicing technician
-
pantomime horse back legs
-
quantity surveyors apprentice
-
rude limericks poet
-
spiky plants researcher
-
tractor sales demonstrator
-
uneven roads repairer
-
Vaseline application expert
-
weighted diving boots cobbler
-
xenon sign maker
-
yoghurt creaminess measurement technician
-
ZIP code allocator
-
anti-slip mats maker
-
big top tent peg knocker-in
-
cinema screen cleaner
-
dried apricots packer
-
empirical solutions consultant
-
fish ladder installer
-
grade boundaries checker
-
Heligan garden photographer
-
ink pads inking operative
-
jousting lance manufacturer
-
kinky boots specialist
-
lodestone designer
-
mile markers restorer
-
nostalgic memories collector
-
open top cars dealer
-
pigsty decorator
-
quiet rooms designer
-
roundabout designer
-
scented candles specialist
-
tent peg sharpener
-
universal joints repairer
-
vineyard security consultant
-
wig stylist
-
X certificate film critic
-
yacht varnish weather resistance testing operative
-
zoom lens operator
-
Antiquities lecturer
-
bagatelle referee
-
chain links strength tester
-
donkey whisperer
-
effervescent tablets maker
-
foghorn tester
-
gnu herder
-
happiness level assessor
-
Irish jokes collector
-
juvenile detention specialist
-
koala matrimony consultant
-
least worst option assessor
-
mercenary recruiter
-
nail sharpener's assistant
-
olfactory organ size controller
-
parachute test jumper
-
quoted sources fact checker
-
rag and bone man
-
stealth fighters finder
-
tennis net tensioner
-
ulterior motives detector
-
vested interests researcher
-
wart hog beautician
-
X words compiler
-
Yorkshire tea critic
-
Zigzag stitch sizing expert
-
antimacassar fitter
-
blind fitter's apprentice
-
conker hole borer
-
depth gauge calibration specialist
-
ermine coat stitcher
-
figgy pudding specialist chef
-
glass blower's assistant
-
hieroglyphics recorder
-
impressionist's apprentice
-
Jack and Jill poetry collector
-
kite stringer
-
lager lout
-
mousetrap tester
-
nested loops programmer
-
ostrich racer
-
paper chain salesman
-
quad bike driving instructor
-
relativity researcher
-
sandstorm forecaster
-
tea party coordinator
-
umpire's apprentice
-
velocipede riding instructor
-
Wheatstone bridge restorer
-
Xerox salesman
-
yurt designer
-
Zebra breeds expert
-
antelope racing trainer
-
bright ideas developer
-
codswallop creator
-
dent removal specialist
-
egotistical behaviour instructor
-
Fright Night events coordinator
-
Google search engine sales executive
-
high wire tensioner's apprentice
-
impossible mission coordinator
-
jelly bean flavours mixing operative
-
knitting needle quality controller
-
ladle manufacturer
-
Marmite tasting competition organiser
-
Newt species classifier
-
olive picker
-
puffin beak painter
-
quaint villages inspector
-
raspberry ripple ice cream taster :yum:
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sword sharpener
-
tent peg straightener's assistant
-
upper class toff personality advisor
-
vapour rub strength tester
-
whispering secrets expert
-
x-ray machine servicing technician
-
yob culture trainer
-
Zoom application programmer
-
alligator chiropodist
-
bass drums reskinning expert
-
concert grand piano tuner
-
drag queen dress designer
-
Erstwhile ermine evaluator.
-
flatulence reduction expert
-
gameshow competitors' agent
-
heavy water scientist
-
igneous rock guitarist
-
jewelry boxes designer
-
kapok stuffer
-
leek grower
-
megalomaniac trainer
-
near-Earth object observer
-
owl sanctuary owner
-
puddle bridge constructor
-
quince tester
-
ratings plates maker
-
sequin sewer
-
Trampoline tester
[a job that has its ups and downs]
-
;D
Ultra-fast broadband supplier
-
vacuum pumps tester
-
wobbly wheel fixer
-
xylophone painter
-
zebra stripe counter
-
abacus expert
-
billiards cue chalker
-
cauliflower grader
-
diet fads disprover
-
empirical solutions instructor
-
fake currency inspector
-
gear stick polisher
-
hotel star awards inspector
-
iguana tail polisher
-
Jarrow town planner
-
koi carp classifier
-
left-handed screwdrivers manufacturer
-
motherboard tester
-
nut roast recipe author
-
origami designer
-
pasta making expert
-
quiz master
-
radish harvester
-
salt miner
-
tagliatelle knotter
-
Universal Credit forms checker
-
volumetric analyser
-
wave power researcher
-
Xanadu tour guide
-
yacht races timing expert
-
zit treatment researcher
-
artisan baker
-
bitter almonds cook
-
camouflage tester
-
Duracell Bunny's trainer
-
Eggnog recipe collector
-
fairy lights testing specialist
-
ghostbuster
-
halo polisher
-
isobar plotter
-
jogging coach
-
King Kong makeup artist
-
leasehold contracts specialist
-
marmalade chef
-
non-fungible tokens salesman
-
Offa's Dyke digger
-
parchment restorer
-
quango recruitment officer
-
rhubarb grader
-
scented candles specialist
-
tarantula grooming expert
-
umbrella repairer
-
vaping legislation lawyer
-
"Where's Wally?" artist
-
(e)Xorcist
-
Yule logs maker
-
zebra breeder
-
abacus operator
-
bank vault alarm fitter
-
catapult repairer
-
descant recorders repairer
-
ejector seat tester
-
Festive parties organiser
-
game designer
-
heated seating maker
-
invisible ink detector
-
just William
-
kangaroo breeder
-
lavatorial humour writer
-
marble polisher
-
Nostradamus biographer
-
onion seller
-
pleated skirts ironing specialist
-
quark detector
-
rissole chef
-
salad tosser
-
treacle puddings manufacturer
-
uilleann pipes repairer
-
veritable verger
-
Wotsit taster
-
xylophone transportation specialist
-
yacht repairer
-
zombie social organiser
-
alligator capture and re-homing operative
-
battery batterer
-
cat food taster
-
dog whistle calibrator
-
electric bus designer
-
fag packet calculations expert
-
garrulous gastronomic gnome
-
Harry Potter fans club chairman
-
Impresario
-
jug valuer
-
kinetic energy researcher
-
luddite social club organiser
-
Monopoly tournament organiser
-
New Year's parties booking clerk
-
orange squash bottler
-
pomegranate grader
-
quick tyre changing expert
-
Rubber trumpet player.
[He belonged to an Elastic Band.]
-
;D
saxophone polisher
-
trombone tuner
-
ukulele stringer
-
viola polisher
-
whistle tuner
-
xylophone destroyer
-
yangqin tuner
-
zither strummer
-
accordion leaks repair expert
-
bugle dent remover
-
Computer Systems Analyst
-
demon recruiter
-
efficient effluent remover
-
fetal heart monitors repair technician
-
garrulous glockenspiel player
-
hamster wheel designer
-
independent idiot detector
-
jazz historian
-
kill switch tester
-
log splitter
-
manure spreading thickness controller
-
notorious knotter of knotty things
-
oblique angle grinder
-
postbox painter
-
quadrangle squareness quality controller
-
rusty trombone polisher
-
sieves manufacturer
-
trumpet blower
-
umbrella wind tester
-
vapour lock barriers tester
-
wobble board repairer
-
xanthophore pigment extractor
-
yeast grower
-
Zen Buddhism DVD producer
-
altered reality specialist
-
big cheese
-
corpulent chiropractor
-
dice loader
-
elevated platforms designer
-
fortune cookie fortune writer
-
geek mentor
-
haptic feedback specialist
-
improper behaviour controller
-
jaunty jazz singer
-
kite patterns designer
-
leopard spot painter
-
mean mustard maker
-
nightlights tester
-
Orange peel collector
-
quirky Quality Street quality controller
-
Not sure where P went but I'll continue with R:
racing marshall
-
Oops!
Perpendicular parallelogram problem ponderer
[next letter 'S']
-
'sequence of forum posts' monitor
-
'sequence of forum posts' monitor
Subtle! :lol:
telematics expert
-
user-friendly software developer
-
visual impairments expert
-
wonky wobble board repairer
-
X boss
-
yellow lines painter
-
zany zebra crossing stripes painter
-
arc lights specialist
-
beluga caviar farmer
-
charismatic cheese grader
-
driving examiner
-
epidural emulator :o
-
fag-end reclaimer
-
glancing blows accident investigator
-
Harassed harbinger of harpoons
-
illiteracy investigator
-
jam doughnut taster
-
kamikaze kazoo tester
-
left handed corkscrews maker
-
motherboard bender
-
naturist convention organiser
-
organ pipes repairer
-
panpipes mangler
-
quince jam factory manager
-
rabbit burrow explorer
-
sausage tosser
-
temporary plumbing repairs specialist
-
undercover umbrella seller
-
viscous couplings repairer
-
wannabe brain surgeon
-
Xerox salesman
-
yellow yacht painter
-
zoom lens rotator
-
Archbishop's clerical advisor
-
broken banjo strummer
-
chipped crockery repairer
-
domino spot painter
-
evangelists directory compiler
-
farmyard manure tester
-
garrulous garden shed erector
-
headless chicken impersonator
-
indigo dye maker
-
jaunty jazz musician
-
kite strings unknotting expert
-
loop the loop pilot specialist
-
mating rituals researcher
-
novelty navel gazer
-
opticians's trainee
-
poltergeist recruiter
-
quasi quark curator
-
right turn only sign maker.
-
sandwich board painter
-
tempura batter expert
-
unusual Uranus investigator
-
va va voom tutor
-
witchcraft researcher
-
x-rated x-ray examiner
-
yam farmer
-
Zedonk herder
-
algorithm debugger
-
boring politician
-
caulking lecturer
-
doggerel publisher
-
eventuality probability calculator
-
fig leaf sales executive
-
granite grader
-
heroic deeds chronicler
-
insect stings painfulness classifier
-
juggernaut racer
-
knife sharpness assessor
-
labyrinth builder
-
metric measurements expert
-
narcissistic personality trainer
-
open source code tester
-
parallel bars alignment inspector
-
quick step demonstrator
-
reliability specialist
-
stone wall pointer
-
temperamental trombone trialist
-
underfloor heating engineer
-
veritable verger
-
weighted diving suits specialist
-
xenobiotic compounds professor
-
Yaks milk seller
-
zero gravity farmer
-
antiseptics formulator
-
boomerang polisher
-
caravan site booking clerk
-
data entry clerk
-
empath coach
-
flute bender
-
grass seeds grader
-
hemp seeds grader
-
impetuous impala breeder
-
jive teacher
-
klaxon tuner
-
llama breeder
-
meditation expert
-
Nefertiti impersonator
-
Opulent opium orderer
-
posthumous conversation initiator
-
quirky quince pulveriser
-
resting heart rate assessor
-
sizzling sausage stuffer
-
taxonomical classifier
-
upper class genuflection adviser
-
ventilation engineer
-
waxwork melter
-
xylophone tuner's apprentice
-
yellow yacht painter
-
zither polisher
-
American harmonium restorer
-
bassoon straightener
-
clarinet tuner
-
dishwasher programmer
-
Extrasensory perception researcher
-
fandango dancer
-
graded examinations moderator
-
hamster trainer
-
impulsive impala trainer
-
jogging trainer
-
kamikaze kangaroo trainer
-
Light Cavalry historian
-
mud pie architect
-
nonchalant noodle maker
-
observation platform builder
-
pressed steel technician
-
quill pen manufacturer
-
riddle writer
-
sarcastic squid sorter
-
tea grader
-
upside down juggler
-
veritable vegetable verifier
-
wind power expert
-
xenophobic xylophone tuner
-
yeast extract dietician
-
Z-bed mattress restorer
-
antidisestablishmentarianism lecturer
-
balderdash talker
-
cart wheels restorer
-
donkey derby promoter
-
effluent smeller
-
flatulent forceps designer
-
glider repair technician
-
ham sandwich recipe publisher
-
itinerant iPhone destroyer
-
juice extraction expert
-
kWh counter
-
lampooning mentor
-
moody motherboard destroyer
-
navigational maps researcher
-
oloroso taster
-
paranoid piano tuner
-
quarter peals specialist
-
raft buoyancy assessor
-
silent auctions auctioneer
-
tambourine skin stretcher
-
undercoat painter
-
veil maker
-
wisteria petal counter
-
X-rated content assessor :o
-
yeast grower's assistant
-
zebra breeder
-
aspidistra grower
-
bendy carrots recycler
-
curly kale straightener
-
dandelion salad chef
-
edible weeds specialist
-
fireguard fabricator
-
garrulous gold digger
-
haberdasher's apprentice
-
Icelandic geyser pressure controller
-
Japanese Jacuzzi Janitor
-
kinetic energy recovery specialist
-
log table compiler
-
mangler of mathematics
-
Napierian logarithm tables publisher
-
outer space traveller
-
petulant purveyor of parallelogram parts
-
quagmire explorer
-
referential integrity specialist
-
shifty shoveller of shingle
-
tabby cat fur comber
-
underrated films publicist
-
veritable vegetable bender
-
wintergreen ointment melter
-
x-ray digitisation specialist
-
yodeller
-
zip fastener quality controller
-
allotments allotter
-
barmy balancer of boiled eggs
-
camphor sniffer
-
delicatessen proprietor
-
egotistical evaluator of eggs
-
frangipane slicer
-
giant tortoise breeder
-
happy hedge trimmer
-
inner sanctum doorkeeper
-
jockstrap repairer :no:
-
kale cultivator
-
lusty liver surgeon
-
margarine salesman
-
nocturnal rodents expert
-
opulent owl organiser
-
pig sty architect
-
quaint villages inspector
-
rumbustious rump steak tenderiser
-
silver salt cellar seller
-
trombone tuner
-
urban myth creator
-
vapour lock barriers expert
-
wobbly wobble board demonstrator
-
xerus fur trimmer
-
yomping instructor
-
zebra flinger printer
-
aloe vera grower
-
balsamic vinegar importer
-
cable car cleaner
-
dastardly domino toppler
-
ego destroyer
-
French conversation tutor
-
garotting evaluator
-
hamper unpicker
-
imbroglio investigator
-
Jabberwocky disprover
-
kamikaze pilot trainer
-
Lego architect
-
medium size clothing manufacturer
-
neurotic nutcracker maker
-
orange liqueur taster
-
price comparisons expert
-
quirky quasimodo impersonator
-
red-nosed reindeer pantomime back legs
-
sleigh speed tester
-
truculent tarpaulin tightener
-
uxorious husband
-
vacant properties listings expert
-
wandering stargazer
-
xenon gas trader
-
yellow-bellied yacht navigator
-
Zebra riding instructor.
-
asparagus trimmer
-
bipartisan banana bender
-
co-educational schools inspector
-
dandelion soup purveyor
-
erratic egg grader
-
flatulence treatment expert
-
giant beanstalk grower
-
hapless hogweed harvester
-
Icelandic yogurt dispenser
-
jolly Japanese java script programmer
-
knitting machine repair specialist
-
lavatory brush service engineer
-
marauder of mushrooms
-
next week's weather forecaster
-
opulent opal polisher
-
pig tail curler
-
quirky quality assurance manager
-
right hand drive car conversions specialist
-
sardine tin opening advisor
-
turtle neck sweater model
-
under bed storage specialist
-
venerable bead necklace verifier
[see what I did there?]
-
[see what I did there?]
:clap:
wondrous wordsmith
-
X-ray machine polisher
-
yellow lines painting operative
-
zonked out zombie killer
-
asterisk painter
-
barmy baseball bat carver
-
candlestick maker
-
dart board tester