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Chat => Games => Forum Games => Topic started by: Liz on July 23, 2010, 05:43:48 PM
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Are you ready for another one? A-Z of occupations.
Artist
B
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Banana Bender :D
Bricklayer
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Clerk
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Doctor
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English teacher
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Fletcher
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Gardener
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Hunter
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Interpreter
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Journalist
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Kipper Smoker ;D
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:)
Landlord
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Miller
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Neurologist
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Organ Grinder
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monkey
physiotherapist
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Q tip shaper
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receiver
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Shop Assistant
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tailor
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Undertaker
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Vicar
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Weaver
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Xaminer ::)
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:)
yodeller
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Zenist
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Apple corer
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barber
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Cotton Picker.
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Well as this thread has got a little :crazy:
Domino Toppler
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Echo sounder :P
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Serious stuff this.
Fly catcher.
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very intellectual
Gunge developer
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hatter
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impersonator
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JOINER 8) :thumbs:
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;D
keeper
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Lion Tamer ;)
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Merchant
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ne'er-do-well
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:D
oculist
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pneumologist
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Queens Gamekeeper
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Rugby coach
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satellite dish installer
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twitcher
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umbrella maker
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vintner :drunk:
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whitewasher
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xerographer
did you copy that?
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:D
yak herder
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Zeppelin Mechanic
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argument starter
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brigadier
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Cheesemaker
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doily knitter
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Embalmer
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flenser
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Graphic designer
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Hot Dog Seller
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Indian Call Centre Worker. >:(
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:D
juggler
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Kilt Maker
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Lunatic asylum manager
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Moderator :scare:
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;D
nincompoop :silly:
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:lol:
oil well supervisor :(
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Pea Podder
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quartermaster
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roofer
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sagger makers bottom knocker
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sagger makers bottom knocker
Never seen that advertised in the Jobcentre :lol:
Train Driver
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You do surprise me.... :D
http://www.thepotteries.org/bottle_kiln/saggar.htm ;)
usurer
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You do surprise me.... :D
http://www.thepotteries.org/bottle_kiln/saggar.htm ;)
usurer
Oh you meant one of those... :lol:
Van Driver
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whippet racer
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X-man
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yoghurt grinder
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Zoologist :graduate:
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academician
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bridge painter
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Carpenter :) (Southern name for joiner)
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director
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Excavator Driver
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Fool
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guardsman
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horticulturist
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Idiot (village). :P
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jelly maker
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knackerman
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Linesman
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Marksman/Markswoman
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Newspaper Editor
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oculist
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policeman
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quantity surveyor
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Roof Tiler
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seismologist
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Tent maker :)
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Urologist.
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virologist
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wheelwright
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X-ray operator.
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Zimmer frame tester.
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antidisestablishmentarianist
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bread winner
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Chef
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Yo-yo balancer.
Y was missed in the last round. :P
back to D......
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Dentist :scare:
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Ear nose and throat specialist
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farmer
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Gold miner
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Horologist.
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I do believe I follows H so
Illusionist.
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jack of all trades
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knapper
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Lorry driver
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merchant
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nut cracker
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ordinary seaman
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Plasterer
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quizmaster
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ringmaster
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scene shifter
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Telephone engineer
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undertaker
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xylophonist
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Yachtsman
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zebra farmer
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What happened to W?
wellington boot maker
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Actor
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bugler
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cryologist
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draper
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Endocrinologist.
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furrier
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gold-digger
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Horologist
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irrigator
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Jockey
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King
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lariat maker
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Fraudster MP >:(
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:D
noodle knitter
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outcast
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potter :thumbs:
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:)
Queen
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regent
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Stonemason
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tympanist
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urologist
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Vegetable Grower ;D
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:thumbs:
wellington boot maker
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xenophobe
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Young's Ale brewer
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zebra crossing attendant
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arachnophobia psychotherapist
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beefeater
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cauliflower grower
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dermatologist
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Engraver
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fireman
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gas installer
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Horse trainer
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iron moulder
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jam maker
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keeper of goal ::)
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:-X ;D
Lamplighter
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medicine man ..........( aka unkyUb :D )
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;D
nobody
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oracle
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medicine man ..........( aka unkyUb :D )
:drink: :D
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Personal shopper................You know who I mean :D
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:D
quisling
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Radiographer
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super-model :tongue:
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toreador
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umbrella repairer
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Valet
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wainwright
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X-men film director
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young offender :whip:
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zither player
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Anaesthetist
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bacteriologist
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caddy
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Dentition
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Dentition is NOT an occupation. :o
This is vaguely accurate: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dentition
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Dentist.
I'll put it right then. :(
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executioner
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farrier
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gravedigger
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high jumper
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irrigation engineer
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jeremiah >:(
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knobkierrie manufacturer
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locksmith
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Milkman (remember them) :(
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>>> (remember them)
No, it must have been before my time ::)
noodle cook
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;D
osteopath
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Quizmaster
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:-X :-X ...did you not want a P then, unkyUb :D
riding instructor
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:lol:
ski instructor
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tri-athlete
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:-X :-X ...did you not want a P then, unkyUb :D
:lol:
Ok,
Pencil Sharpner...........(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.shinyshack.com%2Fl_sharp_end1.jpg&hash=5fefdb22789477095f11b9de0dde1c5c90cf5eb9)
and
University Lecturer
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:lol:
valuation officer
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:lol:
washerwoman
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xylophone player
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Zebra crossing attendant
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:-X
astrakhan hat maker
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Bed tester (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl4.glitter-graphics.net%2Fpub%2F583%2F583124pewlihfqov.gif&hash=3c5171815e5f23865143a5711108ef3df3719f3b) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
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:-X
I'm not saying a word either ;D
choreographer
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:D
decorator
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Eentomologist :graduate:
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Fire eater
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Greenkeeper
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headhunter
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Innkeeper
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Jezebel :o
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kleptomaniac
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Lion Tamer
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masseuse :blush:
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Newscaster
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osteopath
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pyrotechnist
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Quireboy..... :-X ;D
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realtor
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spelling teacher (ref 'quireboy' ;D )
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Ooops missed that :blush:
topiarist
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Ooops missed that :blush:
That's not like you TD... :whip: :police: ;D
Undertaker
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;D
vendor
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Writer
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X-ray machine operator
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Yacht maker
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:scare: Why do I always get the Z :swoon:
:D
zit squeezer :-[
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:scare: Why do I always get the Z :swoon:
:D
Because you have more experience..... :D
Asphalter
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BOF
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What does that mean ?
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It's my principal occupation really; the B stands for 'boring'. :-[
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It's my principal occupation really; the B stands for 'boring'. :-[
:silly:
Child Minder :whip:
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dendrologist
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Engineering Inspector..............That's what my dad did :)
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Framer (of pictures)
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Gynaecologist
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herald
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Ice cream salesman
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juror
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knick-knack seller
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Lawyer
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mariner
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Nailmaker
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Overlooker
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photographer (why didn't someone think of that before? ;D )
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:D :clap2:
quarterback
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road digger
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servant
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tax inspector
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upholsterer
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Vet
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wheelwright
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x :swoon:
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Is that the mystery man? :lol:
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:lol:
ok-ok ......... :(
xing hwa noodle maker :blush:
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:lol:
ok-ok ......... :(
xing hwa noodle maker :blush:
:lol:
Yellow Cab driver
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zabaglione mixer
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Astronaut
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Bricklayer
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cabbie
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didgeridoo manufacturer
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excavator driver
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fandango performer
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gas meter reader
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hotel inspector
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inquisitor
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Judge
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kleptomaniac
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leotard maker
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muffin man
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nonentity
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opera singer
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Pool Attendant
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quisling
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road hog ;D
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spade repairer
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tonsil remover
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underlay layer
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vermin exterminator
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window cleaner
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Xylophone maker
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yachting instructor
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zinnia grower
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Aircraft fitter
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beachcomber
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chemist
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dentist :'(
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employment agent
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figure skater
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gremlin
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head hunter
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Instructor
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journalist
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kleptomaniac
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lollipop lady
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marmalade taster
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nuclear reactor operative
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Osteopath
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pumpkin seller
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question master
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radiologist
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shepherd
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Tornado Chaser
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ukulele player
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ventriloquist
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wheelwright
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X-rated film maker
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yucca pruner
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>> yucca pruner
Rather a specialised occupation :lol:
zinnia grower
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:D
abacus calibrator
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>> yucca pruner
Rather a specialised occupation :lol:
zinnia grower
:D
abacus calibrator
Barking mad,the lot of you :D
Bhaji Maker :lol:
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:lol:
catapult stringer
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Dowager Duchess of Hungladder's personal shopper............I think I should remove my Sig. :lol:
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Digger Driver :angel:
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:D
equator measurer
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fortune teller
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ghostbuster
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hieroglyph translator
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industrial chemist
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JCB driver
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kleptomaniac
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Litigation Clerk :graduate:
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moron ;D
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nurseryman
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Office junior
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puncture repair man
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Quarter-pounder cook
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roustabout
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shove ha'penny board maker
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Trampoline tester..........well he was here a minute ago
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;D
ukulele player
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violin maker
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whisky taster
(nice work if you can get it)
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:)
xenophobia specialist
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yorker bowler
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Zip maker
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aircraft rigger
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beetroot breeder
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candtfloss twirler
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domino toppler
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elephant trainer
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fusilier
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gargoyle
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herpetologist
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illusionist
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jack-of-all-trades
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king
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laundress
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mole catcher
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natural sciences teacher
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Olive grower
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paleontologist
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qualified instructor
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instructor sacked
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:-X
occupations, unkyUb.... :D
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rent collector
(remember those?)
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sun-worshipper
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Trappist monk
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underwear salesman
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Vet
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wallpaper hanger
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x-ray machine maker
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yoof leader
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zither tuner
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apple picker
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Balloonist
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cellist
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draughtsman
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egg packer
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fool
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gasometer erector
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House sitter
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irrigation engineer
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jobsworth
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knight
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Linesman
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mum
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nitwit
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Optician
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pogo stick manufacturer
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quantity surveyor
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rhinoceros trainer
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special constable
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taxidermist
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u-bend straightener
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vaseline tester
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wallaby breeder
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xylophone tuner
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yesterday's man
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zither tuner
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Arch Bishop
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banker >:(
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cleaner
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dahlia grower
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entrepreneur
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foundations excavator
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garam masala spice mixer
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Houdini's assistant
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infestation exterminator
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Jackanory producer
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producer hired
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:-X .......... :D
kneecap adjuster
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:lol:
lemonade taster
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mangle manufacturer
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:-X .......... :D
kneecap adjuster
I've met a few of those on various building sites over the years...... :lol:
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Noodle straightner
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:lol:
occupational therapist
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pasta tosser
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quoit thrower
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radio repairer
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Steam Train Driver
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turpentine seller
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upright piano tuner
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vagrant rehabilitation officer
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wet T-shirt competition organiser :blush:
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X-rated movie star :o
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yam farmer
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ziggurat builder
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(A dying craft, unfortunately :) )
artillery commander
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bottle opener :drunk:
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cagoule stitcher
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escalator oiler
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fado singer
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Garden Centre Assistant
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homespun weaver
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itinerant farmworker
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jeweller
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Kamikaze pilot
(another dying craft)
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Lumberjack
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medicine dispenser :drink:
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naturopath
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ocarina blower
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porcupine farmer
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Quidditch player
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rotisserie chef
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saline drip holder
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tamarind grinder
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uniformed commissionaire
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Victim support officer
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watering can tester
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Xbox tweaker
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yesterday's man
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zinc melter
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astronaut
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ballerina
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caulker
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Dog handler
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equator measurer
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nonagenarian marathon organiser
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nonagenarian marathon organiser
F?G?H?I?J?K?L?M?
Seem to have got ahead of ourselves don't we..... :lol:
I'll leave TD to sort that one out...... :lol:
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flab fighter
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>>>> I'll leave TD to sort that one out. <<<< :scare:
Thank you, unkyUb :D
geostationary satellite positioner
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health visitor
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innoculator
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jaguar hunter
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kipper smoker
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long jump judge
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Manhole remover
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nonagenarian marathon organiser :D
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nonagenarian marathon organiser :D
I knew you would sort it out. :D
Opera singer
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Peripatetic teacher
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nonagenarian marathon organiser :D
I knew you would sort it out. :D
Opera singer
I've only just realised what I did wrong... :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[ :-[
Quorn chef
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:D
rheostat installer
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@ Eric :D
steelworker
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toreador
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underwater photographer
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videotape recycler
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windscreen fitter
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x-rated films editor
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yankee-doodle dandy dancer
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zoo keeper
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action man
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basalt sculptor
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choirmaster
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dredger captain
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e book reader
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fraud
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guarantor
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horse manure salesman
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inventor
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Jericho wall destoyer
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kangaroo trainer
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logarithm chart compiler
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Mountaineer
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nosey parker
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organ grinder
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porridge stirrer
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quadratic equation solver
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rodeo rider
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style guru (whatever that is)
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Do you mean to say that you don't employ one, TD? :o
tinker
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:no:
upholsterer
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he has a
Valet
instead. ;D
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:lol:
wheelwright
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:D
xenophile
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yellow pages compiler
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zebra stripe painter
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anesthetist
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bookmaker's runner
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chat show host
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dusty miller
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executioner
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fish and chip fryer
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galactic explorer
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high-wire acrobat
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Ice Sculptor
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jasmine sniffer
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kite flyer
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lollipop taster
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mess orderly
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night watchman
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watchman asleep.
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:-X
xylophone tuner
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Next letter is supposed to be 'O'.
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opium dealer
P
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pantechnicon driver
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questionable trader
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roadsweeper
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Superman
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traditional ale taster :yum:
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upside-down cake maker
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variety show producer
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Walloon language teacher
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Xtra strong mint taster
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Z-Cars copper ( remember them ? ;D )
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Z-Cars copper ( remember them ? ;D )
Oh yes........PC Fancy Smith PC Bert Lynch and DCI Barlow. ;D
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Apple grower
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balloon bender
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carpet fitter
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drywall installers
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eighteenth hole hole borer
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fake tan applier
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hoopla demonstrater
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Indian restaurant waiter
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jabberwocky reader
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kiddies punch-and-judy booth owner
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lamb chop griller
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matelot
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natural historian
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one legged tarzan
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parson
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quark scientist
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radiologist
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sunspot observer
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tarot card reader
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under footman
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footman( to the)Queen
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Ahem.... ;D
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:-X
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:-[ :P ;D
VAT Man :scare:
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:lol:
This game is causing you some problems, then, unkyUb...... :D
winter fuel allowance dispenser
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X-files investigator
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yes-man
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Zulu historian :graduate:
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Aero bar bubble blower
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bed bug
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cook
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Donkey sanctuary owner :clap2:
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:thumbs:
elderberry wine bottler
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:)
fiddler
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Grape picker
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horse shoe shaper
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Irish stout brewer
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jazz pianist
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kool dude 8)
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lollipop licker
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maniac :crazy:
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Nut crusher :ouch:
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orange peeler
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potato chipper
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quack
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roll top desk repairer
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sluice gate operator
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tram driver
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ululator
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vice girl :o
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witch
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Xerxes' slave
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yellow double line painter
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zip fastener tester
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apple decorer
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blood sucker
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cauliflower juggler
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dangerous Dan McGrew
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(I had to look that one up :) )
empty promises politician
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fire eater
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gorganzilla gulper
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ham actor
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indoor potterer
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Jaunty Car driver (Ireland)
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kapok stuffer
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch village policeman
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:swoon:
mosiac tile shaper
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nerd
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opportunist
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periwinkle picker
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Q
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raisin grader
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sugar sifter
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telephone engineer
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up and coming author
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very important person
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wet t shirt judge
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;D
xylophone tuner
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yapping dog trainer
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zealot
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actuary
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balloon blower upper
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cod and chips paper bag wrapper
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devil worshipper
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electric car recharger
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fitness instructor
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grenadier guard
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haunted house supervisor
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iron filings grader
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jubilee clip tester
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keepsake and memorabilia stockist
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last chance saloon manager
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Mooning manager
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nonsense verse scribbler
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orang utang impersonator
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postcard picture photographer
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(Why do I always seem to end up with Q? :) )
Quorn chef
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;D
rotten egg disposal machine operative
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soliloquy reader
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tractor driver
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Undertaker's assistant
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vine pruner
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watercress waterer
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x-rated stripper
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yellow line painter
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Zebra stripe painter
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aloe vera grower
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Big Jessie lookalike :scare:
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crab catcher
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dungeon guard
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Easter Island statue erector
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fire engine painter
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gherkin pickler
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hamburger flipper
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irritable bowel syndrome consultant
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jeremiah
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kick boxer
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long range weather forecaster
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mussel opener
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nurse
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olive stoner
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panhandler
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Queens lady in waiting
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radish repeater
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satisfied customer
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tennis elbow manipulator
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union convener
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vampire instructor
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wallaby trainer
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X Factor wanabee :-X
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yob
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zero tolerance enforcer
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A Joiner ;D
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baker's dozen calculator
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cod fryer
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delph designer
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egg grader
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face lifter
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gastropub chef
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high wire trapeze artiste
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ill-mannered oaf
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jumping jack joker
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kind person :angel:
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lumberjack
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Mister Men impersonator
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Norman castle builder
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Opening Lines Speaker
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pumpkin grower
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quadratic equation solver
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rat catcher
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sick bay attendant
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tardis interior decorator
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Uncleub's personal NC servant
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vampire trainer
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Uncleub's personal NC servant
:lol:
wuss pamperor
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;D
xylophone repairer
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Uncleub's personal NC servant
:lol:
wuss pamperor
Sounds good. :D
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Yak herder
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:D
zoo animal hair stylist
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antirrhinum picker
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blotting paper drip tester
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captain
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doughnut tester
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elastic band stretch calibrator
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fish eye remover(plenty spare to see you through the week)
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???
golliwog repairer
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hot cross bun cross applier
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ink monitor
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jolly roger designer
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knackers man
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lobotomy surgeon
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magic carpet weaver
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Naughty corner caretaker
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;D
oracle
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piccalilli maker
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quiver maker
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rust chipper
-
scam buster
-
Buster Edwards
-
:-X ........achemmmm..... :D
tramcar rail polisher
-
:)
umbrella raiser
-
vanishing cream demonstrator
-
:blush:
Wuss
-
:D
xbox polisher
-
yam digger
-
zoom lens hood fitter :blush:
-
:thumbs:
after eight mint chomper
-
Benedictine liqueur taster
-
camera guru
-
dipsomaniac :drunk:
-
editor
-
fall guy
-
gorse bush transplanter
-
horse whisperer
-
ice cream man
-
junk food seller
-
kapok stuffer
-
log chopper
-
match box sandpaper fitter
-
Noddy hat maker
-
organ grinder
-
pit master
-
quintuplet deliverer
-
roustabout
-
salmon smoker
-
teabag folder
-
upstairs maid
-
valedictory address writer
-
water mains digger upper
-
xmas card vendor
-
Yorrick head repairer
-
:lol:
Zanzibari spice picker
-
ant squasher
-
basket weaver
-
celestial navigator
-
dungeon keeper :scare:
-
:D
exorcist
-
fire eater
-
gravity adjuster
-
hula hoop tester
-
(very) Important Person
-
jousting tournament referee
-
kennel maid
-
lorry driver
-
moose herder
-
noose applier :(
-
:lol:
orange peel scraper
-
pelican crossing attendant
-
Quality street taster
-
roller-coaster oilcan operative
-
sloe gin distiller
-
tea picker
-
ullage tank cleaner
-
Venetian blind maker.
-
wannabe
-
Xylophonist
-
youth worker
-
Zog tourism director
-
avocado peeler
-
butter churner
-
coypu breeder
-
Desperate Dan cow pie baker
-
egg head
-
Fingal's Cave tour guide
-
Gentleman's Relish bottler
-
hairy spider trainer
-
>>>hairy spider trainer<<< :scare:
ingrowing toenail extractor
-
Jolly Roger flag maker
-
knick-knack-paddiwak rhyme singer
-
Long John Silver impersonator
-
Mum :hug:
-
nitwit
-
octopus leg counter
-
pencil rubber fitter
-
quarter-pounder chomping champion
-
rattlesnake wrestler
-
silversmith
-
tiler
-
urban myth creator
-
vacuum cleaner nozzle unblocker
-
wellington boot tester
-
xmas card verse writer
-
yellow pages deliverer
-
zsa-zsa gabor look-alike
-
apple pie baker
-
baker of apple-pies :blush:
-
copycat :o
-
doughnut hole putter-in
-
extra strong mint tester
-
fortune cookie baker
-
gunge gofer
-
highland fling dance instructor
-
ignominious failure
-
jack of all trades
-
knob polisher
-
left-handed screwdriver maker
-
military band conductor
-
noodle extruder
-
open sesame spell chanter
-
pea podder (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl8.glitter-graphics.net%2Fpub%2F1011%2F1011938e7rof4l00z.gif&hash=2decff2d1cf80a9526e6769ce2bbe06c17acca3f) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
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quin counter
-
rubber duck tester
-
sea horse breeder
-
treacle toffee taster
-
Uncleub's Valet. ::)
-
wuss pacifier ;D
-
Xanadu tourist guide
-
young lochinvar
-
zabaglione mixer
-
Aardvark trainer
-
Big Jessie impersonator
-
Big Jessie impersonator
:scare:
corrugated paper ridge applier
-
Domino toppling setter upper
-
elected representative :mad:
-
fiddling lord >:(
-
good person :angel:
-
horrible person >:D
-
isometric bars height adjuster
-
jack in the box manipulator
-
kindling chopper
-
lion tamer
-
maharajah
-
nutcracker
-
orange peeler
-
posh people's butler
-
queen of the ball
-
road tarring mess maker >:(
-
;D
sorcerer
-
tuftedduck admiration society chairman
-
unicorn horn polisher
-
>>> tuftedduck admiration society chairman
A hotly contested position, I guess ;D
vagabond
-
white elephant tracker
-
Xmas Fairy fancier
-
yule log whittler
-
zombie
-
aniseed rock maker
-
balloon blower upper
-
cauliflower cheese maker
-
dart board segmenter
-
egg timer synchroniser
-
feminine logic research analyst
-
;D
ghillie
-
hit man
-
impresario
-
juvenile delinquent >:(
-
Keyston Cop
-
Laurel and Hardy lookalike competition judge
-
muppet
-
numpty
nut and bolt maker
-
octogenarian fool
-
;D
potty trainer
-
quasimodo the bell ringer
-
root beer brewer
-
sh!t shoveller
-
temperance preacher
-
underground carpark attendant
-
varnisher
-
witch
-
xrated porn merchant
-
young man about town ..... :oldman:
-
Zorro actor
-
architectural ironmonger
-
boot and shoe repairer
-
ceiling painter
-
dating agency manager
-
egg grader
-
fluffy doll fluffier
-
gobstopper maker
-
haslet slicer
-
Indian call centre operator
-
>:(
jelly baby maker
-
king kong
-
level crossing attendant
-
maple syrup extractor
-
newt breeder
-
offal seller
-
pantechnicon driver
-
quadratic equation de-mystifier
-
rain man
-
shove ha'penny board maker
-
tortilla filler
-
underwear inspector
-
vampire exterminator
-
wallaby keeper
-
Oh no......I've got the X again.... :scare:
:hmm: :idea:
Xenocratic philosopher
-
yam farmer
-
zip puller-upper
-
alternating current generator
-
bacon slicer
-
slicer broken
-
You've done it again Uncy!
-
You've done it again Uncy!
:silly:
At least I'm consistent :D
crab dresser
-
;D
dresser of crabs
-
elephant man
-
fruit and nut case :crazy:
-
garam masala mixer
-
halloween spook
-
Irish tree fellers (well actually there was only two of them)
-
Ah yes, the old ones are still the best ;D
Johnny-come-lately
-
kangaroo trainer
-
lolly stick maker
-
marmalade mixer
-
naturist
-
organ grinder
-
pimple squeezer
-
quisling
-
rock climber
-
sun icon poster :swoon:
-
tittle-tattle repeater
-
upside down cake inverter
-
Venetian blind maker
-
wobbly jelly maker
-
Xmas pantomime producer
-
yacht varnisher
-
zinc plater
-
absinthe taster :silly:
-
bottle brusher
-
catalogue distributor
-
dog trainer
-
elephant dung collector
-
elephant dung collector
I bet he has nice roses. :D
------------------------------------------
French Shopaholic. ;D
-
:D
gorgonzola sniffer
-
hairy biker
elephant dung collector
I bet he has nice roses. :D
...and tasty rhubarb!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hairy Biker
-
:)
Impossible dream purveyor
-
jeremiah
-
kleptomaniac
-
Lush
-
mothball placer
-
nan bread maker
-
Oracle of Delphi
-
pumice stone grinder
-
Quality Street taster
-
pickling onion peeler (a job that I shall be looking forward to in the coming weeks) :cry2:
-
:hmm: a new style alphabet... :D
reverse alphabet compiler
-
;D
Simple Simon impersonator
-
topiarist
-
ultra cool dude 8)
-
velocipede repairer
-
wonky go-cart repairer
-
xtra in porn films
-
yellow brick road painter
-
Z-z-z-z-z-zzzzzzzz snorer
-
Alcoholic
-
banana bender
-
crumpet cooker
-
dentist
-
emu feathers preener
-
fortune teller
-
ghost :scare:
-
Harris tweed weaver
-
Gorgonzola taster
-
Gorgonzola taster
G..H...........G :-X ........You must have posted in reverse gear Eric. :D
Ingrowing toenail remover
-
jacuzzi installer
-
>>>..You must have posted in reverse gear Eric. <<< Grief, it's catching... :swoon:
knot unpicker
-
:-[
lobotomy surgeon
-
mixed up admin poster.. :D
-
:D
noddy car maker
-
:)
oxtail soup server
-
pop gun cap exploder
-
quantum physicist
-
rogue trader
-
saucy seaside postcard seller
-
tantrum terminator
-
upside-down cake baker
-
vortex stirrer
-
weather girl
-
xylophone block tuner
-
yodelling teacher
-
Zulu historian :graduate:
-
;D
artist
-
backroom boy
-
cabinet maker
-
maker (stop) shopping. :no: ;D
-
Achemmm :-X
:D
-
oops........ :-[ ;D
Dunce :'(
-
escaped NC resident ;D
-
fog horn fitter
-
gremlin investigator
-
ham curer
-
irritable bowel syndrome curer
-
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KitKat muncher
-
Liberal democrat
-
Mandarin
-
noxious fume operator
-
oran utang breeder
-
pole dancer :blush:
-
:o
dancer waltzed
-
(polite cough... ;D )
-
:-[ ooops...
quoit thrower
-
rabbit breeder
(not that difficult!)
-
saucy postcard printer
-
termite hill architect
-
U-bend pipe fitter
-
vice maker
-
xtortionist :blush:
-
:)
yogurt pot decorator
-
Zorro's sword maker
-
A medicine tester :drink: ( well someone's got to do it) ::)
-
;D
brewer :thumbs:
-
:D
copper :police:
-
digger driver
-
egg sizer
-
Fortnum and Mason customer
-
golfer
-
hedonist
-
iron maiden
-
jam buttie maker
-
kangaroo jockey
-
local publican
-
medicine (I'm your) man
-
:D
natural historian
-
otter stroker
-
party planner (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotionless.co.uk%2Femotes%2Fcel%2Fparty05.gif&hash=9c00dfb74556502a8a795cd94e8b919f418621ce)
-
queen bee
-
ratatouille chef
-
sausage maker
-
tortologist
-
under footman
-
vintage port taster
-
watercress pruner
-
X-spot marker
-
Yule Tide caroller
-
zabra sailor
-
arsonist :o
-
beer drinker
-
capitalist
-
tycoon
-
capitalist
tycoon
Erm........... ::) ;D
-
:-[ ooopppsss
TD tries again.... :blush:
dare devil
-
:thumbs:
Elf.
-
Foreign correspondent
-
graphologist
-
handkerchief tester :sick:
-
idle wheel speed adjuster
-
jumping jack springer
-
kale boiler
-
laundrymaid's assistant
-
Malt whiskey taster (hic)....Did you hear about the malt whiskey worker who fell in the vat....He got out 3 times for a tiddle.
-
:lol:
night starvation remedy manufacturer
-
offal cook
-
prune juicer
-
quin counter
-
rotisserie turner
-
Sheffield Wednesday Manager
-
toast rack frame bender
-
Uncle Bulgaria impersonator
-
video recorder repairer
-
window dresser
-
X-files investigator
-
yob culture analyst
-
Z Cars actor
-
amaretto bottler
-
bookie's runner
-
cucumber straightener
-
doughnut hole borer
-
eightsome reel choreographer
-
"Free the Sheffield one" organiser
-
:lol:
gorilla enclosure cleaner
-
happy meal regurgitater :sick:
-
ink monitor
-
jester
-
"Free the Sheffield one" organiser
Can I join Eric........ ;D
==================================
knackers man....................(No offence to any Geordies reading this) ;D
-
long jump measurer
-
Can I join Eric........ ;D
I thought you already were the main agitator Phil ;D
monitor greasy mark remover
-
nine pin bowling skittle counter
-
One man campaigner for NC inmates rights.
-
:lol:
pheasant plucker
-
;D
quip writer
-
round table knight
-
smoothie mixer
-
tarantula charmer
-
udder washer...................
-
valet
-
wax crayon artist
-
xmas pud maker
-
year end date setter
-
zulu spear maker
-
Aristotle's biographer
-
bongo drum tuner
-
Christmas cracker tester
-
dolly mixture taster
-
egg and spoon racer
-
freeze up sufferer
-
goth
-
hun :D
-
illiterate lexicographer trainer
-
jeraboam emptier ( who know who I mean ;D )
-
>>> who know who I mean
I can't imagine ::)
killer whale jockey
-
loo brush bristle inserter
-
moped tyre inflator
-
natter jack toad road crossing attendant
-
;D
orange juice squeezer
-
pea pod opener
-
quark hunter
-
roadside hamburger stall operator
-
soup fork manufacturer
-
tambourine skin stretcher
-
upholsterer's stuffer's assistant
-
van graffiti artist
-
winkle harvester
-
"X marks the spot" map maker
-
Y-front gusset stretcher
-
Zuider Zee polder reinforcer
-
articulated truck joiner-upper
-
bruised fruit restorer
-
cat flap spring tensioner
-
dog food taster
-
emetic administrator
-
Fox and Hounds landlord
-
Gooseberry taster :tongue:
-
halitosis tester
-
ingrowing toenail extractor
-
jelly bean moulder
-
kapok fluffer outer
-
lolly stick inserter
-
milk float battery recharger
-
Last one must be by a trickle charger! :D
nervous wreck diver
-
;D
officious bureaucrat
-
primaeval swamp diver
-
quack
-
quack nostrum
-
:-X :-X
;D
-
:D
radish picker
-
Scottish pole vault championship runner up
-
tap-dancing shoe shiner
-
usurper
-
vapour-rub massager
-
wishing well coin retriever
-
yellow submarine depth charger
-
X Factor programme blower-upper >:D
-
;D
yard measurer
-
zoom lens polisher's assistant
-
acrobat trainer
-
bighorn sheep horn uncurler
-
Christmas pudding tester :yum:
-
donkey's ear tickler
-
ear trumpet polisher
-
flue brush joint screwer together
-
gold digger
-
hand bag buyer ( you know who you are ;D )
-
;D
ice cream seller (on hard times at present)
-
;D
jobsworth
-
kindling chopper
-
logarithm table compiler
-
mince pie maker
-
NC permanent resident
-
;D
okapi breeder
-
prison escapee :clap:
-
:D
quicksilver polisher
-
rum truffle maker
-
sartorial advisor
-
teapot spout solderer on
-
undefeated NC resident
-
victorious NC resident :D
-
wary NC resident
-
(so he should be ;D )
X chromosome counter
-
yesterday's man
-
:o :'(
zulu researcher
-
arborialist
-
bent paperclip straightener
-
carrier-bag carrier
-
denture fixative applier
-
echo listener
-
flight tracker
-
ground clearance snow sweeper upper
-
humbug sucker
-
idler
-
Jam maker
-
kilt pleater
-
lemonade fizz supplier
-
malt whisky taster :yum:
-
:)
Nebraska beach party organiser
-
ocelot spots painter on
-
pastry shortener
-
quoin inserter
-
rastafarian hairdresser
-
Santa Claus
-
tinsel stretcher
-
underworld capo
-
capo( di )monte
-
Ahem..........tuttut... :no:
:D
-
Ahem..........tuttut... :no:
:D
Whoooooops. :blush: I knew that sherry was stronger than it tasted. ;D
very apologetic miscreant
-
:D
wuss ;D
-
:D
wuss ;D
Stick the boot in why don't yer. :D
xylophone tuner
-
yellow-belly ;D
-
zodiac astrologer
-
Anger Manager
-
broadband problem solver :clap2:
-
cauliflower cheese chef
-
dodgem driver
-
elocution teacher
-
fine wine taster
-
grape squeezer
-
healthy living advisor
-
ice sculptor
-
jasmine plucker
-
kipper smoker
-
Linctus tester (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdl9.glitter-graphics.net%2Fpub%2F237%2F237199mz1jjhmwq1.jpg&hash=147dbc169b14d2068a3ca03f5fd7b734f8ffc6a8) (http://www.glitter-graphics.com)
-
:D
knee-jerk reaction tester
-
melon mixer
-
:D
knee-jerk reaction tester
:-X
nail maker
-
:-[ oops :-[
orlop deck scrubber
-
pancake tosser
-
quick fit exhaust fitter
-
rude postcard artist
-
shaggy dog story teller
-
tele-sales phoner upper
-
urban myth creator
-
VAT raiser >:(
-
wick inserter
-
x marks-the-spot map marker
-
Y front negotiator
-
Zeppelin repairer
-
acrobat
-
Burns Night Speaker
-
conker hardener
-
death watch beetle winder upper
-
egg stamper
-
false teeth polisher
-
goose fat renderer
-
horse radish grower
-
ice cream seller in winter
-
jaycloth weaver
-
kidnapper
-
lost souls restorer
-
mind reader
-
night owl
-
offal official
-
parrot elocutionist
-
Queensbury Rules maker
-
roast potato roaster
-
sweat shop foreman :whip:
-
tortilla titivator
-
upstart
-
vanishing act
-
washerwoman
-
xiphosuran Catcher
-
yacht chandler
-
ziggurat builder
-
Aaruk's Rod polisher
-
brassiere fitter
-
cold buffet layer outer
-
Desperate Dan impersonator
-
emporium manager
-
fan dancer
-
gallop poll interviewer
-
hod carrier
-
irritable bowel syndrome investigator :ouch:
-
Jolly Roger flag maker
-
kool dude
-
lollipop licker
-
Mum
-
nihilist
-
Oracle Functional Consultant
-
pelican crossing stripe painter
-
quiff trimmer
-
rat catcher
-
Stress & Vibration Engineer
-
topside of beef carver
-
Upside down cake maker
-
vampire exorcisor
-
way leave permit distributor
-
Xtra song mint tester :no:
-
yodeler
-
Zeppelin inflater
-
ale pump engineer
-
baldness assessor
-
assessor('s) report
-
cold cut carver
-
(TD got away with a transgression there ;D )
dog shampooer
-
;)
elderberry wine bottler
-
fig drier
-
gourd hollower
-
hog roast turner
-
jotter page line inscriber
-
knot untangler
-
long-johns fitter
-
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Little Bo-Peep impersonator
-
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orange peeler
-
pint dispenser :drink:
-
quiver filler
-
radish taster
-
straw platter
-
turban winder
-
useless waste of space
-
Vignette Developer
-
wandering albatross squawk imitator
-
X chromosome counter
-
yodelling instructor
-
zebra jockey
-
Avionics Design Engineer
-
belly dancer
-
cat and dog home cleaner
-
daffy duck designer
-
ERNIE winder-upper
-
fish fryer
-
gro-bag filler
-
Humpty Dumpty repairer
-
iron maiden spike sharpener
-
Jack Sprat's dietician
-
kelder dammer
-
Little Miss Muffet tuffet maker
-
Melon molder
-
Nell Gwyn's orange supplier
-
orange supplier to Nell Gwyn ::)
-
pat a cake man
-
quantum leap long jumper
-
roller-skate wheel oiler
-
spy catcher
-
tribologist
-
Unemployment Claims Manager
-
varnish applier
-
wattle-and-daub builder
-
xylophone teacher
-
young man about town 8)
-
Z Cars director
-
armchair tester (my sort of job)
-
betel nut cracker
-
chitty chitty bang bang mechanic
-
dirty linen in-public-washer
-
egg of face wiper
-
froth-on-coffee creator
-
gruel bowl carver
-
hairy leg shaver :-\
-
:D
iconolast
-
jam butty taster
-
kin and kin family tree researcher
-
laddered stocking repairer
-
money-spider web knitter
-
nonsense writer (mentioning no names :) )
-
opal fruit tester
-
pumice stone miner
-
quango creator
-
round table place setter
-
Sign language Interpreter
-
turtle shell polisher
-
Unicorn horn twister
-
vagabond
-
wet wipes wetter
-
x marks the spot map marker
-
Y-front designer
-
Z-cars actor
-
anaconda wrestler
-
beer belly measurer
-
crackpot :silly:
-
dosshouse supervisor
-
extra special duck carer :angel:
-
fantastic penguin carer ::)
-
giddy spell delivery
-
horse whisperer
-
illuminations switcher-on
-
jelly mould indentation hammerer
-
knighthood decider
-
lighthouse bulb polisher
-
mugger
-
nick-nack knocker upper
-
outback walkabout tour guide
-
potato scrubber
-
Queen's speech writer
-
radio knob twiddler
-
sequence dancer
-
turnip trimmer
-
upper class twit
-
vampire tooth sharpener
-
witch hunter general
-
x-rated porn star :o
-
yellow duster hanger outer
-
zipper upper
-
abacus stringer
-
baby boomer
-
crab claw cracker
-
diarist
-
Easter egg designer
-
frog in the throat remover
-
garden gnome painter
-
Hell's Bells campanologist
-
italic figure bender
-
Jurassic park dinosaur hunter
-
King
-
letter box opener
-
mosquito trapper
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noodle stirrer
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Octopus shoe maker
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platform ticket puncher
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queen
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royal flunky
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sting remover
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timpani basher
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Unisex clothier
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violin bow stringer
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wriggly worm stretcher
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X-Ray technician.
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Yogi Bear imitator
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Zorro impersonator
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Attilla the Hun Valet
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bongo drum skin stretcher
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cardboard box decorator
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doggy poo collector
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elf service worker
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fun fair fanatic
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golf ball dimple applier
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horse whisperer
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Italian gigolo
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jalopy driver
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knock-wurst knocker upper
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lard sculptor
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mince pie crust applier
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nappy rash soother
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ocelot spot painter on
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pig tail curler
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quince harvester
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round robin inventor
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sausage stuffer
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troglodyte rehomer
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unction applier
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velociraptor sausage maker
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whoopee cushion stuffer
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X-ray tube aligner
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YouTube Censor
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zebra castrator
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Abattoir attendant
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Bacon Fryer
(Yep I fancy a bacon butty right about now!)
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chopstick maker
d
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Dressmaker
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eel skinner
f
-
farrier
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Goatherd
H
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histologist
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Ink well filler
J
-
jockey
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Kindergarten teacher
L
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lollipop taster
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mud brick maker
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Nanny
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opossum stuffer
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Peggy tub maker
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quark counter
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Rattle retailer
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Sea horse trainer
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tea-bag perforator
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Ugly mug manufacturer
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velocity restrainer
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Water wings blower upper
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X Factor judge
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Y chromosome counter
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zebra stripe aligner
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Alphabet spaghetti manufacturer
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Bun fight organiser
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cat drover
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dog flea eradicator
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Empty pocket filler
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fluff remover
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Gunge gorger
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hosepipe sprayer
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inkwell filler
-
jewellery designer
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Keystone cop
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lunar module pilot
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mouse driver
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nougat nibbler
-
octopus trainer
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Party pooper
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queue classifier
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Rain maker
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sentry box builder
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toilet tester
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U bend certifier
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Vitreous china-ware inspector
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Wurlitzer tuner
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Xenon gas bottler.
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Yob yanker
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zebra breeder
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Android adapter
-
beetle blaster
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custard controller
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dromedary drover
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Eel electrician
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Furry dice installer
-
gardener's gopher
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Hairy caterpillar contractor
-
igloo insulator
-
Jail janitor
-
kitchen maid
-
Limo chauffeur
-
mushroom modifier
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Nail brush buyer
-
Openreach Engineer :)
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Petunia painter
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Quaff. Styler
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Road sweeper
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Safe-and-Vault-Technician
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telephone sanitiser
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Umbrella tester
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Vanity-mirror checker
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X-ray developer
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. . . T U V W X Y Z . . . ::)
So here's the missing --
Worm charmer.
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YMCA Volunteer
Z
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Zebra tamer
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Apple corer
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. . . T U V W X Y Z . . . ::)
So here's the missing --
Worm charmer.
Oh gawd... I didnt have a very good day yesterday did I? :no:
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bus stop installer
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corn plaster manufacturer
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Oh gawd... I didnt have a very good day yesterday did I? :no:
:flower:
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Dancing dog developer
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Eccles cake sequencer
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frequency modulator
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Goal post erector
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Hot toddy holder
-
ice cube maker
-
Oh gawd... I didnt have a very good day yesterday did I? :no:
:flower:
Thank you - hopefully today is a better day :)
Joint Inspector
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Keel scraper
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Lighthouse man
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Leg warmer
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Matchstick Maker
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Newsagent
-
Open Cut Miner
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Pole erector
-
Queens gardener
-
royal flunkey
-
Sound engineer
-
Turkey plucker
-
unsound engineer ;)
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Velvet cushion plumper-upper
-
Wigwam erector
-
Xeon collector
-
Yellowstone Park ranger
-
Zoo keeper
-
Android adapter
-
Baker's assistant
-
candle wick trimmer
-
duvet stuffer
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Elephant keeper
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Farmer's wife :-X
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Gate keeper
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Hemisphere certifier
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illicit trader
-
junket organiser
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King sized mattress tester
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Llama trainer
-
mummy wrapper
-
nightmare analyst
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Ophicleide tuner
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Pied Piper
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Quill carver
R
-
refuse collector
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Special agent
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Tea-bag perforation creator
-
Lol ^
Used car salesman
-
varicose vein remover
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Wet fish dryer
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Xtube pornographer
-
Yak milkman
-
Zip fastener
-
Apple polisher.
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Bra fastener
-
Christmas tree feller
-
Dog walker
-
Easy chair tester
-
Ferret groomer
-
Gorilla walker
-
Harry H Corbett impersonator
-
Igloo insulator
-
Jail breaker
-
Klingon tracker
-
Linesman
-
Moose head mounter
-
nail maker
-
Onion classifier
-
Pet Shop Boy
-
^ :D
Quill sharpener
-
Red light district operative :-X
-
:-X
Speed patroller
-
Toast presenter
-
Umbrella repairer
-
volume control calibrator
-
Wellington boot tester
-
Xylophone tuner
-
Yam harvester
-
zebra crossing painter
-
Apple Corer
-
Beetroot boiler
-
Carrot peeler
-
donkey ride attendant
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Elephant washer
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Frog feeder
-
Gopher guider
-
Hog handler
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Iguana inoculator
-
Joiner
-
Kitteh's servant
-
Large people weigher
-
muesli blender
-
Noise generator >:(
-
Oboe operator
-
Pogue
-
Queue organiser
-
Risk assessor
-
Spaghetti boiler
-
Toilet Titivator
-
U-bend analyser
-
Zip mender
Where is V, W, X & Y? >:(
It seems as if we shall have to set Liz onto you! :-X
-
I dont know but I 8 2 Q B 4 I P :-[
Sorry anutie
-
I blame it on me BB issues :no:
Vicks sniffer
-
Water wetness classifier
-
Xenopus collector
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Yard man
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Zipper tester
-
alfaphabet soup maker
-
Bio Chemist
-
crocodile restrainer
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dervish trainer
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Earthworm diggrr
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Faraday cage fabricator
-
Gekko getter
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Hemisphere hoarder
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Ink maker
-
Jam-jar filler
-
Klingon language teacher
-
Lemming jump coordinator
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Marmite taster
-
Numpty negator
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Orgasim organiser. ( hope I am not banned
-
:blush:
packet switcher
-
quantum mechanic
-
Reindeer rider
-
sandwich board constructor
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Termite toll-collector
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Umbrella. Opener
-
Variety show-woman
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Welly Maker
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xenographer
-
yachtsman
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Zebra stripe painter
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Abattoir attendant
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Biscuit baker
-
callgirl
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Dancing queen
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Elf examinor
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Fish fryer
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gasomiter attendant
-
Haemorrhoid specialist
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Indian runner (duck) breeder
-
Jig saw juggler
-
Kumquat juicer
-
robber
-
Er, which alphabet are we using today? ???
-
Liz has definitely been on the cat-nip! :P
-
How I wish -
leg wamer
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Mould eradicator
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nappy changer
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Orifice wiper
-
payday loan shark
-
Quilt maker
-
Roly-Poly maker
-
Scissor Sister
-
Transvestite tamer
-
Unisex organiser
-
Vision interpreter
-
wet t-shirt organiser
-
Xylophone tuner
-
yo-yo stringer
-
'Z-cars' cast member
-
Alphabetical soup strainer
-
beach volleyball player
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Custard-pie flinger
-
Dire Strait
-
Echo mimic
-
French letter tester
-
Goat hoof trimmer
-
Horse shoer
-
Iced-cream taster
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Jack in the Box instructor
-
Kedgeree mess-maker
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lamp post bulb changer
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Mouse mangler
-
Network Manager
-
Ostrich optician
-
Puddle depth measurer
-
quality control controller
-
Rodent exterminator
-
snake oil salesperson
-
Truthful politician ??? :-X :no:
-
universal plug adaptor
-
Vitreous china sanitary-ware inspector
-
water meter inspector
-
Xylographer
-
YMCA supervisor
-
Zero comparator
-
aneroid barometer calibrator
-
Baked bean counter
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Cornflake cruncher
-
dice spotter
-
egg curdler
-
Fire lighter :flamer:
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Gunge guzzler
-
Haystack heaver
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Impi impaler
-
jelly baby grader
-
Klystron classifier
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Long bow stringer
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Midden manager
-
nebulae cataloguer
-
Onion shredder :cry2:
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Pop up peddler
-
Queue questioner
-
Rabbit rustler
-
sardine packer
-
Tangerine taster
-
Unripest fruit selector
-
verdigris remover
-
Water dryer
-
xanthareel. Catcher
-
Yellow fog creator. :o
-
ZZ Top beard valet
-
Artichoke comparator
-
Beet root burner
-
Cyclic Redundancy Checker
-
Dug out digger
-
Echo tester
-
Flue fumigator
-
gravy train driver
-
Hot-air purveyor
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Idle hands motivator
-
javelin sharpener
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Kitty kuddler
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Lager lout
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Mess de-muddler
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Noughts and crosses teacher
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Opinion ignorer
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Pelican crosser
-
Quatrain classifier
-
railroad roadie
-
soup dragon
-
T bag tester
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'Up' button manufacturer
-
vaulting horse trainer
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Wet nappy changer
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Xylophone tuner
-
Y fronts designer
-
Z particle counter
-
agony aunt
-
baseball bat tester
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Calendar planner
-
DSLAM designer
-
Egg slicer
-
flea circus trainer
-
gladstone bag repairer
-
Humpty-Dumpty glue-back-togetherer
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Inquisition inquisitor
-
Jam jar filler.
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Kellogg's cornflakes testers
L
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Light-sabre calibrator
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Man from Del Monte (he says 'Yes!')
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Nora Batty's stockings wrinkle arranger
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Orange peeler
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Personal Assistant's Assistant
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Quality street taster
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Rats' tails certifier
-
sausage stringer
-
toenail clipper
-
Universe. Planner
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Vanity checker
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Worm charmer
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XXX barrel stamper
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yoof leader
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Zone deleter
-
amusement park keeper
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bread kneader
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cornflake certifier
-
dog poo destroyer
-
elephant poo cleaner upper
Well I didnt start it :sick: ;D
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fourth dimension surveyor
-
giraffe poo sculptor
-
elephant poo cleaner upper
Well I didnt start it :sick: ;D
[completely off topic]
Q. What do you give an elephant with diarrhoea?
A. Plenty of room. :lol:
[/completely off topic]
Kangaroo poo kollector :paperbag:
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What happened to h, I, j,
Horse manure stacker
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What happened to h, I, j,
No idea. ??? You tell me, please!
Impala poo hider
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jackass wiper
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hahahahaha... now rolling.. I think that makes it a full house and theyve all got stuffed up since last nite :lol: :lol: :lol:
Well done everyone :clap2: :thumbs: :dance:
.. and yes sideline jokes comments are allowed - extra points ;D
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kite maker
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Loo cleaner
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Mitten knitter
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Narwhal tusk cleaner
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Orange peeler
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Panda groom
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quisling investigator
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Rabbit regulator
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Serpent skin collector
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Truss provider
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Unicorn horn polisher
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Van driver
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Wendy house builder
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xenophobia counsellor
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Yard brush operator
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Z-List 'celebrity'
-
arachnid exterminator
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Belly button cleaner
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cornflake tester
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Drugs dealer
-
executioner
-
fire starter
-
gritter (probably be needing them soon)
-
:(
Hard hat tester
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Icicle installer. :thumbdown:
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Jolly japes writer (for Christmas crackers)
-
kayak constructor
-
linquist
-
mainbrace splicer
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notary
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Nut cracker
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Oil baron
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Pinball Wizard
-
quarterback
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red flag waver
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Sticky bun baker
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transporter
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universal mess maker
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Varicose vein stretcher
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water dryer
-
Xanthophyll. Mixer
-
Yellow submarine painter
-
zebra catcher 8)
-
antimatter inspector
-
Boson annihilator
-
critical density estimator
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Dynamite classifier
-
Ear drum banger
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Finger fiddler
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gyroscope string puller
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hamster wheel lubricator
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Ice cube inspector
-
Jug juggler
-
knickerbocker glory taster
-
Lighthouse bulb changer
-
mesmerist
-
Knock knee straighter
-
Nose-flute tuner
-
oasis warden
-
Pea pod picker
-
Q
-
[Assuming that is a Q typist . . . :-\ ]
Rust analyser
-
[Q, like M, as in 007 I assumed]
Secret Gardener
-
Too cryptic for me :lol:
Truss tester
-
universal walker
-
virtual reality disprover
-
Wing walker
-
X-ray tube evacuator
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Yagi aerial maker
-
Zero identifier
-
Android advertiser
-
badger despatcher
-
Cat castigator
-
dubious doppelgänger
-
escapologist
-
frogman !!! ;D
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Galliano taster
-
Hangman's rope maker
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Innuendo inserter
-
Jelly baby molder
-
kit maker breaker
-
lip sync synchroniser
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Mould maximiser
-
noodle extruder
-
Odd shoe sorter
-
port window cleaner
-
Quiz confuser
-
Rastafarian hair stylist
-
Silent telephone call maker >:(
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Trampoline tester
-
Unheard sound generator
-
Vasectomy adviser
-
wallaby tamer
-
xmas tree planter
-
Yashmac. Maker
-
zither stringer
-
Animal tamer
-
Bee sting repairer
-
Cyclic Redundancy Check counter
-
Dunce developer
-
envelope folder
-
Far end cross-talk inducer :o
-
gremlin eradicator
-
High-pass filter manufacturer
-
Impi trainer
-
Jelly stacker
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KitKat distributor
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Line card re-seater
-
mini leg stretcher
-
Naughty boy corrector
-
orange peeler
-
P-pot purveyor
-
Quack doctor
-
rattlesnake wrestler
-
sumo wrestler :P
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Typhoon tamer
-
'U' bend straightener
-
Vulcan bomber collector
-
warthog beautician
-
X-ray manipulator
-
yodel coach
-
Zero hoarder
-
Alligator shoe. Manufacturer
-
bird hide builder
-
Communications provider ::)
-
Dog poo distributor
-
egg boiler
-
fable writer
-
Gasometer raiser
-
hot air balloon filler
-
icicle re-heater
-
jukebox disc changer
-
kangaroo pouch repairer
-
lollipop moulder
-
mango muncher
-
NAND gatekeeper
-
Open Source Software developer
-
Pill popper
-
questionnaire designer
-
rooster impersonator
-
shoe purchaser ;D
-
TCP/IP stacker
-
Universal Serial Busser
-
victory lap dancer
-
Wine gum tester
-
X-rated film inspector. ;)
-
Ying Yang developer
-
zoot suit designer
-
Apple Mac Developer
-
Beattie's latest "Big Cheese" (Gavin Patterson (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BT_Group)) ::)
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Cat burglar
-
Dog-napper
-
ESP experimenter
-
Fire eater
-
gastronaut
-
highway code breaker
-
Inertia instigator
-
Jaw breaker
-
keynote speech writer
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Lipstick tester
-
Major muddle maker
-
nine-banded armadillo breeder
-
Openreach inspector (from the Gestapo)
-
Poodle Watcher
-
Q tip aligner
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roulette wheel balancer
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Swiss roll turner
-
Teletubby tormentor
-
UFO investigator
-
Varnish vaporiser
-
Willy warmer knitter
-
X-coordinate eraser
-
yodelling inspector
-
Zip fastener repairer
-
Apple developer
-
Banana bender
-
Cucumber aligner
-
Dog-poop collector. :-X
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Egg timer
-
Food taster. :yum:
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Grunge gorger
-
high road sweeper
-
Ink spot interpreter
-
Juvenile delinquent
-
Kangaroo pouch zipper upper
-
;D
log stacker
-
middle C programmer
-
napkin dispenser
-
O-ring inserter
-
pillow fight promoter
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Queen-bee cleaner
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Rabble raiser
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squid squisher
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Trout tickler
-
urban legend collector
-
vegetable vendor
-
whoopee cushion tester
-
X-craft pilot
-
Yellow submarine instructor
-
Zero alignment specialist
-
Afro designer
-
Beattie critic. :D
-
circle squarer
-
DSLAM 'adjuster'
-
Egg layer
-
flapjack taster
-
Garden shed expert
-
hootenanny organiser
-
Indigo dye applier
-
Jaunty car driver
-
knoll shaper
-
Line tester
-
moon walker
-
Narcotics agent
-
Openreach wizard
-
Pet shop proprietor
-
quorum counter
-
Red squirrel saver
-
signpost signwriter
-
termite tormentor
-
Umbrella. Spoker
-
velcrow voicer ...
-
wattle and daub house builder
-
xylophone museum curator
-
yarrow seed collector
-
Zig zag straightener
-
Alternator adjuster
-
Bee buzzer repairer
-
cabaret artiste
-
DSLAM designer
-
Envelope licker
-
feline, servant thereof, :angel:
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Gas guzzler
-
high wire walker
-
indian fakir
-
jointer, D-side copper
-
King
-
loop-length tabulator
-
Mother care
-
net knitter
-
OED researcher
-
puppy pooper scooper
-
quire master ('In quires and places where thy sing . . . ')
-
rabbit impersonator
-
sheet music collator
-
Trap door attendant
-
U-boat captain
-
vagrant
-
willy warner knitter
-
Xerif of Nottingham
-
yellow curry-powder imitator
-
zither zapper
-
a capella singer
-
bandage winder
-
corn-plaster tester
-
Doughnut dunker
-
eggplant grower
-
flag hoister
-
gorilla tamer
-
Hair restorer
-
indigo dye conservationist
-
jelly mould designer
-
key-hole peeper
-
lost soul restorer
-
minder
-
Naughty boy corrector
-
opera diva
-
pantaloon repairer
-
queue diversion confuser :o
-
radiocarbon dating agency manager
-
saddle-sore soother
-
tonsil remover
-
Up yours slogan painter
-
V sign slogan painter!
-
'Wet Paint' sign remover.
-
Xylis observer
-
Yellow submarine painter
-
zombi hunter
-
ADSL2+ signal attenuator
-
Batter beater
-
cow catcher
-
dung deliverer
-
emblem engraver
-
frequency counter
-
gorgonzola sniffer
-
halitosis classifier
-
interesting facts archiver
-
jumping jack catcher
-
knife thrower's assistant
-
laughing-gas guzzler
-
midden maintainer
-
Nail biter
-
open source code inspector
-
Pat-a-cake. Maker
-
quality of service classifier
-
rhododendron grower
-
Saturday sower
-
telephone tester
-
unicycle rider
-
Variety artiste
-
Walter's wheelbarrow driver
-
xylophone retuner
-
yo-yo re-stringer
-
Zulu warrior
-
arm wrestler
-
Bounty hunter
-
compass cleaner
-
dust delver
-
existentialist philosopher
-
fritter fryer
-
gasometer climber
-
haunted house refitter
-
igloo thermal fitter
-
Journeyman
-
kernel wizard
-
Lounge lizard
-
mouse masher
-
natterjack toad conservationist
-
Openreach PTO
-
popsicle provider
-
quern stone quarrier
-
Riot queller
-
sugarplum fairy
-
tiddlywinks pro
-
Undertaker
-
vasectomy surgeon
-
web designer
-
X-ray spectacles designer
-
Yak herder
-
Zero enhancer
-
angle drawer
-
B-wire specialist
-
Crocodile catcher
-
Devil's Advocate
-
empty vessel filler
-
full vessel emptier
-
Gorgonzola cheese smell-enhancer
-
high pressure salesman
-
Ingrowing toenail remover
-
jelly wobble tester
-
Kite flyer
-
lemon juice extractor
-
MSAN modifier
-
Noddy maker
-
O-ring fitter
-
practical experimenter
-
quango bureaucrat
-
Rentokil operative
-
signalling test set operator
-
tank driver
-
U turner ;D
-
Very flare tester
-
wombat walker
-
X-rated film inspector
-
y-front inspector
-
Zoned parking attendant
-
artesian well driller
-
balloon popper
-
crisp chewer
-
drip catcher
-
Escher staircase builder
-
fig fryer
-
gum sticker
-
hanging-basket water attendant
-
icicle measurer
-
J-cloth packager
-
kelp harvester
-
lemon squeezer
-
microwave dish aligner
-
N-band reflector orientation adjuster
-
obelisk designer
-
Plimsoll Line painter
-
Q-attenuation tweaker
-
riddle solver
-
serial port manager
-
terminating resistance-pack inserting operative
-
Unit trust seller
-
Voltage manipulator
-
white elephant hunter
-
X chromosome detector
-
Y front designer
-
Zen master
-
Afro setter
-
banana boat captain
-
crossword designer
-
dingbat designer
-
Echo tester (pulsed) operator.
-
foghorn tester
-
greeting card verse writer
-
hog roaster :yum:
-
Indian rubber bouncer
-
JDSU HST-3000 re-furbisher
-
Kink straightener
-
lime squeezer
-
Mighty Mouse impersonator
-
No-man's-land surveyor
-
Octopus inverter
-
Pack up packer
-
Quiet Line Noise silencer
-
Red nose reindeer wiper
-
sleigh mechanic
-
trapeze artiste
-
ultra-violet light inhibitor
-
vacuum chamber maid
-
water drying operative
-
x axis plotter
-
(not forgetting the) y-axis plotter
-
(followed, naturally, by the) z-axis plotter
-
An "Amen" annunciator
-
Batter batterer
-
chip fryer :yum:
-
Dominican Friar
-
Eccles cake certifier
-
fiddle tuner
-
grotto keeper
-
Hay fever cooler
-
igloo architect
-
jelly moulder
-
kazoo player
-
llama tamer
-
Marmite horder
-
newspaper boiler!
-
Occam's Razor sharpener
-
paint drying processes observer
-
Quartermaster
-
rocket scientist
-
sneeze secretion specialist
-
Terminator
-
universal confusion instigator
-
Vent opener
-
wallpaper stripper
-
X-factor judge
-
y-chromosome inspector-general
-
zydeco musician
-
aardvark herder
-
Builders bum measurer
-
corn-plaster fabricator
-
dipole antenna trimmer
-
Eventide home manager
-
flagpole erector
-
gormless distributor
-
Happy eater
-
idiocy evaluator
-
job analyst
-
kelp rejecter
-
labyrinth designer
-
Minotaur mocker
-
number cruncher
-
onion seller
-
Popsicle popper
-
quangocrat
-
Rodent retailer
-
sea-salt seasoner
-
Torpedo launcher
-
usher ( shhh shhh ;D )
-
Venus viewer
-
wig repairer
-
x-axis re-aligner
-
Yeast riser
-
zero shifter
-
apple corer
-
blueberry muffin taster :yum:
-
curl crimper
-
DSLAM configuration setter
-
Egg scrambler
-
fur re-furbisher
-
Gobbledygook gyrator
-
head doffer
-
Imp impersonator
-
jigsaw puzzle maker
-
Klingon eradicator
-
Lobotomy instructor
-
MSAN adjuster
-
Navel piercer
-
oompah band leader
-
plant eater
-
quern-stone grinder
-
Rabbit rustler
-
sea salt solidifier
-
tongue twister ;D
-
underwear stretcher
-
voltaic pile driver
-
warning sign ignorer ::)
-
Xylote hacker
-
yodelling instructor
-
Z-particle deflector
-
apparition developer
-
bottle washer (see also chief cook)
-
corn-plaster tester
-
Dust developer
-
epigram creator
-
fuse igniter
-
Google goggler
-
hernia corrector
-
Iridium carver
-
jitterbug instructor
-
Krypton keeper
-
liver specialist
-
Melting pot stirrer
-
national debt collector
-
oil baron
-
pancake tosser
-
Q-boat captain
-
resistor colour band painter
-
semi-conductor device classifier
-
tooth fairy
-
unicorn trainer
-
victory lap dancer
-
water dryer
-
Xenon introducer
-
yarn maker
-
Zeppelin pilot
-
apple crumble purveyor
-
Bag packer
-
crisp chomper
-
D'Oyly Carte tenor
-
E-side cable pressuriser
-
Firefox moderator
-
gloom merchant :rain:
-
Happy hour instructor
-
independent jam tart flinger
-
Judder jiggler
-
k-rust removal specialist
-
Long john designer
-
midden manager
-
Naughty nighty designer
-
orifice inspector
-
putrid-pus painter
-
Queen bee attendant
-
R&B singer
-
sheep serenader
-
Tacograph speaker
-
umbilical cord collector
-
Nail clipper
-
Liz has definitely been at my cat mint . . . :o
How can "n" be the next in the sequence "r s t u"?
Let's say --
varnish, toe nails, for the use of, removal operative
-
WMD inspector
-
X-rating classifier
-
Yule log cutter
-
Z-particle connoisseur
-
antirrhinum hybridiser
-
big burger bun burnisher
-
camel herder
-
dromedary beautician
-
Elf Safety Inspector
-
fur tree fettler
-
gold rings purveyor
-
Holy Day certifier
-
Ikea flat packer
-
jelly moulder
-
King Wenceslas's page
-
left-overs inspector
-
myrrh merchant
-
night-soil remover :-X
-
Oliver stuffer
-
Reed? Cromwell? Twist? ;D
--------------------------
Pantomime horse (front)
-
Whoops
Olive stuffer
-
Quality Street scoffer
-
Red herring provider
-
satsuma peeler
-
tomato pudding baker
-
Undertaker's assistant
-
Vaseline Petroleum Jelly applier
-
windscreen wiper wala
-
Xmas fairy
-
Happy dog trainer
-
Nurse! Liz has been on the sherry again. ;)
-
Nurse! Liz has been on the sherry again. ;)
Perhaps Yappy dog trainer was intended?
-
:thumbs:
Zog tourist board representative
-
Animal Animator
-
Yes, it should have been yappy - this ipad has a mind of its own
Abominable_Snowmen hunters
-
I'll do B then ;D
Box builder
-
Country & Western artiste
-
dung-heap developer ???
-
Egg timer
-
Frothy coffee frother ;D
-
Granny grabber
-
harts-horn distiller
-
illicit still distiller
-
juniper berry infuser :yum:
-
Kursaal Flyer
-
low-pass filterer
-
Mud flinger
-
newt neutraliser
-
obelisk painter
-
prawn sandwich preparation specialist
-
Peanut sheller
-
Q-band filterer
-
Rhubarb tarter
-
sugar shaker
-
Turkey baster
-
unleavened bread baker
-
V neck jumper knitter
-
waterproofing tester
-
X rated books writer
-
yacht designer
-
zodiac reader
-
alarm clock setter
-
barrel filler
-
coin counter
-
Drip dropper
-
earwig eradicator
-
fur fumigator
-
Go go dancer
-
heavy-water collector
-
IQ test compiler
-
jumping-bean initiator
-
Kiss and tell instructor
-
long-wave radio broadcasting expert
-
medium wave radio broadcasting expert
-
noise reduction specialist
-
Opportunity knocker
-
pig racing trainer
-
Q code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_code) enhancer
-
rabbit warren surveyor
-
sugar cube squeezer
-
Tea bag filler
-
"Up" escalator cleaner
-
Vampire teeth dentist
-
warren guide
-
X marks the spot investigator
-
Y-chromosome collator.
-
ZIP Code allocator
-
Amen annunciator
-
Bungy jumper pusher
-
Cadillac polisher
-
DSLAM duster
-
Exorcist's assistant
-
figgy pudding inspector
-
Grunge getter
-
hair shirt tailor
-
ice-house inspector
-
Judge and jury
-
kilt inspector
-
LAN builder
-
MSAN configurationist
-
Noddy impersonator
-
orange squeezer
-
Poison pen writer
-
queen-bee's attendant
-
Rotisserie turner
-
trick cyclist ;D
-
cyclist motor
-
S*mum & Liz should go and sit on the naughty step! :-X
What is this game? We needed an S to follow the R, then it becomes T . . . ::)
So let me insert --
Sugar cube crusher
-- between "Rotisserie turner" and "trick cyclist".
So now we're at U . . .
-
UDP packet inspector
-
viper wiper
-
S*mum & Liz should go and sit on the naughty step! :-X
What is this game? We needed an S to follow the R, then it becomes T . . . ::)
So let me insert --
Sugar cube crusher
-- between "Rotisserie turner" and "trick cyclist".
So now we're at U . . .
Whoops got the games mixed up
Water wing blower upper
-
XOR circuit designer
-
Hope we are forgiven :(
yettie finder
-
Hope we are forgiven :(
Of course. :)
zebra crossing installer
-
Action man regulator
-
big fun creator
-
Crystal ball reader
-
duodenum inspector
-
Escalator climber
-
FAQ compiler
-
Gorgonzola sniffer
-
hailstone quantifier
-
Itchy back scratcher
-
Jelly Baby taster
-
kennel constructor
-
Leading lady
-
mouse catcher
-
Nudist nobbler
-
OCR software writer
-
pillock detector
-
dandruff cleaner
-
dandruff cleaner
Liz has done it again! :'( Quick, call the "funny farm"! :-X
-
Book me a room quickly
Quality street tester
-
Book me a room quickly
Done. ;D
rust refiner
-
sanatorium admissions clerk ;)
-
toenail clippings collector
-
Ugli boot designer
-
vitrified porcelain fittings inspector
-
Water closet filler upper
-
Xerox operator
-
Yoga trainer
-
Zoe's housekeeper ;)
-
anemometer calibrator
-
boil drainer
-
captcha designer
-
doss-house manager
-
effluent inspector
-
flea trainer
-
gorilla tickler
-
Hound dog trainer
-
implant inserter
-
jitter monitor
-
Kilner Jar polisher
-
limerick writer
-
Mopper upper
-
Noodle stretcher
-
orange peeler
-
plaster-of-Paris applier
-
quicksand surveyor
-
rough-skin scraper
-
Sugar daddy
-
tea taster
-
Umbrella tester
-
victory roller
-
Willie warmer knitter
-
Xorn slayer
-
yogurt maker
-
Zippo lighter repairer
-
abacus re-beader
-
Bottom saggers knocker
-
cream-cheese sniffer
-
Drag artiste
-
envelope stuffer
-
fluffy toy manipulator
-
Goblin master
-
Hobbit terminator
-
Igor isolator
-
jelly wobble tester
-
knob twiddler
-
Long jump measurer
-
MSAN meddler
-
napkin folder
-
onion ring fryer
-
pearl diver
-
quern-stone operative
-
Rabbit rustler
-
sheep snatcher
-
torch bearer
-
unicycle lubricator
-
Vole digger upper
-
wallflower classifier
-
xanthorhiza propagator
-
yoghurt sourer
-
Zzz sleep specialist
-
ADSL2+ configuration fiddler
-
Bad breath sanitiser
-
cow diversion expert
-
Draught excluder
-
echo suppressor
-
farmyard slurry sweeper-upper
-
GCHQ non-person
-
Happy hour organiser
-
icicle inverter
-
Jumping bean trainer
-
kangaroo toe-nail-clipping operative
-
Long john sewer
-
major upheaval minimiser
-
nut grader
-
organ grinder
-
Party pooper
-
quality surveyor
-
Rustic chip chopper
-
SLA writer
-
tiddlywinks referee
-
u-bend straightener
-
vinegar bottle filler
-
wine drinker 8)
-
X-ray emitter
-
yarn winder
-
Z bed putter upper
-
ADSL protocol expert
-
Bread winner
-
cucumber slicer
-
Doughnut hole extractor
-
egg boiler
-
Flip flop flapper
-
ginger bread baker
-
highball mixer
-
ice-cream taster
-
Jungian psychotherapist
-
krill connoisseur
-
Lug worm hunter
-
moped mechanic
-
NAND gate selector
-
Ostrich rider
-
Pulsar counter
-
Quells taker
-
reject acceptor
-
sword sharpener
-
Truffle digger
-
UHF antenna designer
-
vagrant
-
wideband filterer
-
X86 chip tester
-
yam harvester
-
Zulu warrier
-
alphabet re-designer
-
bandwidth estimator
-
cell discharger
-
donkey jockey
-
electrostatic discharge collector
-
Fantasy island guide
-
Goblin generator
-
Hot toddy pourer
-
Ink stain eradicator
-
jumper runner
-
K-band satellite transceiver tuner
-
Letter opener
-
MAC address allocator
-
NobodiesChild Minder
-
Openreach precision test officer
-
pearly gates admissions clerk
-
Quire master ("In quires and places where they sing . . .")
-
Roof squarer
-
snowplough driver
-
teapot flinger
-
Uncle Toms cabin builder
-
violet ink preparer
-
wheeler dealer
-
Xtube pornographer
-
Yard stick measurer
-
zythepsary operative
-
auto-manual switchboard operator
-
Butter patter
-
cream tester :yum:
-
data transfer rate monitor
-
electromotive force generator
-
Follicle examiner
-
ghost impersonator
-
ice-cube inspector
-
Jet ski driver
-
King's garderobe attendant
-
Lollipop sucker
-
Missing ^^ 'h' ^^ hooch distiller
===========================
moonshine distiller
-
nut sheller
-
origami folder
-
peanut roaster
-
quartz clock repairer
-
RFI eradicator
-
SFI
guy/gal person
-
Trip advisor
-
universal expert
-
Varicose vein stripper
-
whisky blender :yum:
-
x factor decider
-
Y-chromosome counter
-
Zippo striker
-
antidisestablishmentarianist
-
blackout specialist
-
Cat burglar
-
dog napper
-
elk stalker
-
foxglove grower
-
glove puppet
-
hymn book compiler
-
Illicit lover
-
junket planner, MPs, for the use of.
-
kaleidoscope designer
-
lettuce washer
-
Moonshine mixer
-
numpty-trainer
-
Oxen trainer
-
pig-sty mucker-outer
-
Question tine contestant
-
runtime error corrector
-
status maintainer
-
tablet technician
-
ugli fruit beautifier
-
Vegetable peeler
-
Wellington boot tester
-
Xmas tree climber
-
Y-station listener
-
Zealot fanatic
-
air conditioning installer
-
bee sting nurse
-
cormthruster aligner
-
doggerel author
-
echo attenuator
-
Fourier transform calculator
-
Grunge cleaner
-
hooter honker
-
Ill will wisher
-
jelly sculptor
-
koala bear tracker
-
lion-poo collector
-
Malteaser eater
-
Noodle extruder
-
outfall inspector
-
party pooper
-
QLN tester
-
Ritz cracker
-
spoon museum curator
-
Tardis painter
-
unleavened bread inspector
-
Veg peeler
-
windscreen wiper watcher
-
X factor judge
-
yam scraper
-
Zoot suit designer
-
ADSL deployment expert
-
Butter patter
-
cream whipper
-
Doughnut holer
-
egg scrambler
-
Bun fighter
-
Giving Liz the benefit and assuming that "fighter, bun" was intended . . .
ghost hunter
-
another senior moment
home maker
-
insert inserter ;D
-
Jack boot stretcher
-
knavish flint napper
-
Lemon sucker
-
meringue maker
-
nut cracker
-
Openreach critic
-
packet sniffer
-
Qln graph plotter
-
rooster plucker
-
solar flare observer
-
Tabard tailorer
-
URB indexer
-
Vice girl adviser
-
wombat hair stylist
-
X-tube scrutiniser :o
-
Y front washer
-
Z-car polisher
-
Alpha Romeo driver
-
Bovril quality controller :yum:
-
cress grower
-
dog grooming specialist
-
ear wax remover
-
feline fur trimmer
-
guinea pig trainer
-
horse-shoe bender
-
Igloo heating tech
-
juice extractor
-
kaleidoscope cleaner
-
Leg warmer
-
moonshine distiller
-
nutmeg grater
-
onion seller
-
Pease pudding patter
-
Quorn synthesiser :tongue:
-
rhubarb forcer
-
sweet potato (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweet_potato) cultivator
-
Treacle tart taster
-
universal joint aligner
-
velocipede mechanic
-
wool gatherer
-
xorn inverter
-
Yob detector
-
zip fastener reliability tester
-
ant collector
-
burp suppressor
-
Candy crush developer
-
downpipe un-blocker
-
Envelope licker
-
fruit-gum packager
-
goose stuffer
-
Hobbit designer
-
interior evacuator
-
Juggling instructor
-
knob twiddler
-
lilo blower upper
-
maximum minimiser
-
Naughty nighty designer
-
overall overhauler
-
petrol pump attendant
(Came across one in the Scottish Highlands a couple of years ago. The petrol cost an arm and a leg. :'( )
-
queue confuser
-
Road rage pacifier
-
steamship stoker
-
Tongue. Twister
-
UHF Yagi installer
-
vocoder operator
-
Web spinner
-
XL corset manufacturer
-
yard sweeper
-
ziziphus grower
-
acidosis detector
-
Bath bun collector
-
candle grease remover
-
dingo herder
-
ear-wax eradicator
-
Flip flopper
-
greenhouse glazier
-
hop picker
-
incest inspector :o
-
Jelly baby moulder
-
kernel compiler
-
leopard spotter
-
marmalade boiler
-
Nutmeg grater
-
Ordnance Survey surveyor
-
pretzel purveyor
-
"Quells" pre-sucker
-
rain maker
-
storm cloud chaser
-
Turbulence tester
-
upside down inverter
-
Van guard
-
weather watcher
-
Watcher Peeping-Tom
-
xylophone tuner
-
Yoghurt taster
-
zero reflector
-
After eight taster
-
beetle bouncer
-
Crypt cleaner
-
dodgems attendant
-
earwig racer
-
Firework douser
-
gerbil trainer
-
hop picker
-
insertion remover
-
Jack of all trades
-
key collector
-
Lock picker
-
mayhem modifier
-
Nit picker
-
onion-ring fryer
-
ponytail stylist
-
quality ignorer
-
rodeo commentator
-
snake charmer
-
Tantra tutor
-
unicorn horn trimmer
-
vole trapper
-
water-rat dryer
-
Xerox machine installer
-
yellow-fog annihilator
-
zombie slayer
-
apple polisher
-
Bun fight organiser
-
CRC counter
-
dumb bell lifter
-
ECC writer
-
Fan dancer
-
Gaelic interpreter
-
half-empty re-filler :drink:
-
Igloo builder
-
jumping-bean counter
-
Kindle chopper
-
liver specialist
-
Middle man
-
narcotics supplier
-
overlord
-
Pie and peas vendor
-
quiche lorraine vendor
-
rice pudding purveyor
-
Soggy semolina supervisor
-
tarantula breeder
-
underground warrior
-
volleyball umpire
-
windscreen wiper
-
Xmas card printer
-
yo-yo re-stringer
-
Zebra stripe painter
-
abacus adjuster
-
Banana bender
-
cabbage cruncher
-
Dandruff developer
-
epilogue writer
-
fruit flinger
-
Glad tidings giver
-
hornpipe player
-
Itemiser
-
jam boiler
-
Klingon trainer
-
Lamp Technician
-
moon-unit pilot
-
Noggin nudger
-
Ochlophobia therapist
-
peanut salter
-
Quetzal catcher
-
rubber bouncer
-
Sugar stirrer
-
tripe taster
-
ungulate keeper
-
verdigris scraper
-
wacky baccy dealer
-
Xbox re-setter
-
Yuck remover
-
zero integrator
-
Appalachian folk song collector
-
Big daddy promoter
-
cow-pie eater
-
Day breaker
-
event counter
-
Fantasy fantasiser
-
GCHQ listener
-
Home Hub 5 re-booter.
-
Igloo heating expert
-
Jack Tar
-
Kangaroo poo remover
-
lug worm remover
-
Muppet manipulator
-
nail banger
-
o-ring lubricator
-
Pen pusher
-
quire master
-
Red tag bully
-
silver refiner
-
tank circuit designer
-
Useless questioner answerer
-
vermin enchanter
-
Whittler
-
x-y plotter calibrator
-
Y-station listener
-
Z bed. Designer
-
[topical insert]
ASCII cat designer
-
black-cat grooming operative ;)
-
cuckoo imitator
-
Draft dodger
-
electron ejector
-
Fibonacci sequencer
-
Gorgonzola sniffer
-
Hula Hooper ;D
-
idler
-
junk shop proprietor
-
kebab server
-
lettuce de-slugger
-
Middle man
-
nether-region inspector
-
Opportunity knocker
-
puddle creator
-
Quack doctor
-
rheostat winder
-
sugar sifter
-
tea bag designer
-
urinal fitness for purpose inspector
-
vitreous china sanitiser
-
Wc attendant
-
X-marks-the-spot spotter
-
Yves Saint Laurent impersonator
-
Zulu warrior (third class)
-
Asteroid catcher
-
bruise inspector
-
corn remover
-
Dumpling developer
-
e-commerce entrepreneur
-
flexible friend maker
-
gnome collector
-
Hippo hurler
-
iguana irritant
-
jalopy racer
-
Kettle boiler
-
lemon squeezer
-
Melon manipulator
-
nuclear bunker builder
-
outfall sewer inspector
-
potty emptier :sick:
-
queasiness certifier
-
Rocking robin restorer
-
sea-salt purifier
-
Toast master
-
universal serial bus terminator inserter
-
Wow
Vampire dentist
-
wiper-upper
-
x marks the spot sign writer
-
y-lead configurer
-
Zumba manipulator
-
acorn collector
-
Bread maker
-
cake baker
-
Dough maker
-
elastic stretcher and "pinger"
-
fairy cake icer
-
glow-worm trainer
-
Humpty Dumpty repairer
-
inglenook inhabitant
-
jubilee party organiser
-
Kite flyer
-
light bulb evacuation operative
-
Minnie Mouse impersonator
-
north pole seeker
-
Octopus leg nail trimmer
-
pull-pusher
-
Question master
-
radio telegrapher
-
semaphore telegrapher
-
telegrapher, old-time, burnished brass fittings, ebonite insulation, etc. :angel:
-
Unisex divider
-
vacuum cleaner cleaner
-
water flow reverser
-
Xmas cake eater
-
Y-chromosome classifier
-
Zones administrator
-
aardvark trainer
-
Butter patter
-
cow-pat flinger
-
Dung developer
-
ectoplasm originator
-
Fallopian tube tyer upper
-
Grand Marnier official taster
-
horn antenna aligner
-
illicit igloo inspector
-
Juice extractor
-
kettle blackener
-
latrine digger
-
Mummy bandage wrapper
-
nose wiper to the masses
-
Olive stuffer
-
plum picker
-
quince selector
-
red flag waver
-
sequin sower
-
tea-bag perforater and filler
-
U bend straightener
-
version number incrementer
-
Wet nurse
-
xenon collector
-
Yob tamer
-
Zulu shield manufacturer
-
Alpine snow shifter
-
bottle emptier
-
Cat gut supplier
-
dogs' breath sanitiser
-
Egg cracke
-
flan case filler
-
Galaxy explorer
-
hymn book compiler
-
Inchy winchy spider hunter
-
jelly wobble initiator
-
King Kong double
-
limestone pavement preserver
-
Moggy catcher
-
necessarium attendant
-
Oilcloth oiler
-
primrose potter
-
Quiz. Master
-
rubbish recycler
-
Sand sifter
-
trombone tuner
-
updraught inspector
-
Valance straightener
-
washing-line tensioner
-
X-Ray analyiser
-
Y-connector disconnecter
-
Zebra crossing herder
-
aardvark groom
-
beetle burnisher
-
Comet catcher
-
donkey prompter
-
Egg timer
-
furtive ferret finder
-
Gas manipulator
-
hatchet hurler
-
Igloo insulator
-
joke jester
-
Kipper smoker
-
lamp-post erector
-
Muppet manipulator
-
Noddy's tailor
-
objective collator
-
peripatetic IT tutor
-
Quickie organiser
-
radish scraper
-
shallot pickler
-
tea-bag perforation specialist
-
Umbrage taker
-
vindaloo tester
-
Wellie thrower
-
X-box flinger
-
yard brusher
-
zero integrator
-
ambush co-ordinator
-
brass burnisher
-
curl crimper
-
Dulux dog handler
-
echo enhancer
-
fishing licence issuer
-
golf ball finder
-
haricot bean counter
-
impetigo inspector
-
jug band player
-
K-band satellite launcher
-
L-band waveguide aligner
-
modulus deducer
-
NPN transistor tester
-
onion-rings, battered, deep-fat fryer :yum:
-
PNP transistor tester
-
Q-code (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Q_code) devotee
-
Reed-Solomon error counter
-
SNRM scrutiniser
-
Talking Head
-
unverified event collator
-
vinyl disc dealer
-
wallaby trainer
-
xylotomist
-
yellow submarine painter
-
Zulu translator
-
apparition investigator
-
bell ringer
-
campanologist !
-
drain-sniffer :thumbdown:
-
echo chamber maid
-
far-end cross-talker
-
golf club pro
-
handover distribution frame wirer
-
Indian rope trick performer
-
JDSU HST-3000c user
-
kirkyard sweeper
-
lost cause follower
-
Makeup artiste
-
newt tester
-
/Orientation-and-Mobility-Guide-Dog-Instructor
-
pea-pod picker
-
"quiet line test" announcer
-
ring-back dispatcher
-
seismic event recorder
-
time-clock winder
-
Usher
-
valkyrie's assistant
-
white noise generator
-
X marks the spotter
-
youth hostel warden
-
Zip zapper
-
alphabet sorter
-
battery electrolyte topper upper
-
custard-pie flinger
-
Ditch digger
-
Easter egg distributor
-
Dog poo recycler
-
[Eh? ??? Has Eric been at my secret supply of cat-mint?]
Floral dancer.
-
gallows erector
-
halitosis classifier
-
icon designer
-
jelly wobbler
-
k-tube welder
-
Long jump jumper
-
midden mucker-outer
-
Napkin folder
-
octopus trainer
-
Panic button presser
-
Q-gadget tester
-
Rose bowl(er)
-
sneeze classifier
-
Tightrope walker
-
underwear re-cycler
-
Vampire hunter
-
Wellington boot painter
-
X-rated porn star
-
yellow submarine sailor
-
Zapper operator
-
armchair operative
-
barrage balloon launcher
-
Carrot cruncher
-
dog-basket attendant
-
Elephant choreographer
-
foxglove tester
-
Glue sniffer
-
Higgs boson admirer
-
Impi trainer
-
Juniper berry juicer
-
Knobkierrie designer
-
Longbow tester
-
Minny mouse impersonator
-
Narwhale tusk cleaner
-
objet d'art dealer
-
P-wire status scrutiniser
-
Queen's Royal Hussar
-
Reginald Perrin impersonator
-
Sausage filler
-
thunderbolt hurler
-
U bend explorer
-
Van de Graaff generator constructor
-
Wet nurse
-
Xerox machine refurbishment agent
-
yodelling instructor
-
zero-point energy inspector
-
Alpha male dominator
-
beta particle counter
-
coconut shy stallholder
-
doodlebug designer
-
ear-wax collector
-
Flying fox collector
-
gnome gnobbler
-
Hangover curer
-
iceberg categoriser
-
jaffa cake sampler :yum:
-
King penguin crowner
-
lamp post painter
-
Mopper upper
-
night-soil collector
-
Olive stuffer
-
Philosophy..
-
quern-stone grinder
-
Racquet stringer
-
saloon pianist
-
table-turner
-
UV filter designer
-
vomit analyser
-
Wingding font designer
-
X-axis inversion operative
-
Y-axis inversion operative 8)
-
Z-axis displacement rejecter
-
Abacus repairer
-
bell tower erector
-
corn field surveyor
-
Daffy Duck trainer
-
emu confuser
-
Fan dancer
-
Geiger counter calibrator
-
hot-spot cooler
-
Igloo heating engineer
-
jam doughnut quality controller
-
King's kloset kleaner
-
Long johns seamstress
-
mud-pie analyst
-
Naughty postcard illustrator
-
onion-ring taster
-
Pogo stick developer
-
Quire School's Verger
-
Rustic rambler
-
somnambulism researcher
-
toasted crumpet devourer
-
University Challenge question compiler
-
Vestal virgin tester
-
woolly mammoth stuffer
-
xenon tube tester
-
yellow custard taster
-
Zucchini sampler
-
audio amplitude attenuator
-
Back scratcher
-
charabanc driver
-
delph painter
-
echo generator
-
frequency shifter
-
GHz counter
-
Himalayan explorer
-
igloo heating engineer
-
JavaScript programmer
-
King size bed tester
-
lightening bolt deflector
-
Mummy wrapper upper
-
nickel plater
-
origami grand-master
-
Piddle puddle wiper upper
-
Quidditch referee
-
red flag waver
-
Sand pit shoveler
-
tea-bag perforater
-
Undertaker's beautician
-
vomit inspector
-
Watershed erector
-
XTC's roadie
-
Yazoo's hair-stylist
-
zymoscope operator
-
attenuator adjuster
-
bimetallic striptease artiste
-
cornflake grader
-
dolly mixture quality controller :yum:
-
Equine accessory retailer
-
feline worshipper :D
-
Grape de seeder
-
ham smoke-house attendant
-
Indiana jones double
-
Jovian observer
-
Kraft cheese slicer
-
leopard spot painter
-
Moon raker
-
numpty trainer
-
Onion seller
-
peanut oil extractor
-
Queue jumper
-
Rickshaw driver
-
sanatorium nurse
-
tintinnabulation executive
-
Useless organiser
-
vat cleaner
-
woodturner
-
Xenon lamp filler
-
Yak herder
-
Zen motorcycle maintainer
-
asynchronous transfer mode maintainer
-
blue sky thinker
-
Cornish pasty crimper
-
delta-function analyser
-
End finder
-
fish fettler
-
goblin tickler
-
Horizon scanner
-
igloo insulator
-
Jolly Roger hoister
-
King slayer
-
llama trainer
-
multiple choice setter
-
Nail biter
-
o-ring purveyor
-
Party pooper
-
Q's assistant
-
Rolo roller
-
sub-standard workmanship enhancer
-
Trap door manipulator
-
Uranium enrichener
-
vole catcher
-
wine taster :yum:
-
X-hair calibrator
-
Yellowstone Park Ranger
-
Zeppelin blower upper
-
AstraZeneca negotiator
-
bubble burster
-
Coriolis corrector
-
depth-charge tester
-
ESP guinea pig
-
Firefox extinguisher
-
Google agitator
-
Horizon adjuster
-
IT consultant
-
jungle-drums code interpretor
-
Kraft cheese slicer
-
logarithm calculator
-
millipede leg counter
-
neutron reverser
-
Octopus nail trimmer
-
piano tuner
-
Queen polisher
-
red-light extinguisher
-
slipped disc jockey
-
Tantrum settler
-
universal serial bus driver
-
Velcro sticker
-
water dryer
-
X rated porn star
-
yabba-yabba documenter
-
Zip fastener
-
automatic gear-box gear changer
-
Busy bee trainer
-
cattle grid installer
-
Damp patch dowser
-
empty hole filler
-
firkin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_brewery_cask_units#Firkin) filler
-
greengrocer's apostophe (http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/greengrocer%27s-apostrophe) corrector
-
Hot drink dispensing technician
-
Independent suspension coupler
-
jamboree organiser
-
Kilner jar tapper
-
Lewd looks advisor
-
Mousetrap Maintenance Engineer
-
Norman arch builder
-
optical alignment specialist
-
periscope operator
-
quoit collector
-
relay spring adjuster
-
Signal to Noise Ratio Margin tweaker
-
Toe nail painter
-
U Boat periscope polisher
-
video codec compiler
-
Wet wipes distributor
-
Zorb roller
-
Somebody has forgotten X & Y. :-X
So I'll have two goes --
X-chromosome counter
Y-chromosome counter
:P
-
abbey tour guide
-
binary compatibility checker
-
Castrator apprentice
-
diamond cutter
-
egg blower
-
Fluff fluffer
-
Gas flow engineer
-
holiday rep
-
Impetigo inspector
-
Jumping jacks counter
-
key keeper
-
lacrosse coach
-
MAC cross-correlator
-
nebulae observer
-
oil leak investigator
-
plank planer
-
query answerer
-
Rediffusion installer
-
sand sifter
-
Taj Mahal tour guide
-
unicorn tusk polisher
-
Vintage car polisher
-
wine bottle emptier
-
xerophytic plant cultivator
-
yam cultivator
-
Zealous tract writer
-
alphabet inventor
-
Bumbag tester
-
corn flake grader
-
Dog biscuit baker
-
ear wax removal operative
-
Football inflator
-
goalkeeper
-
Hedgehog spike sharpener
-
isthmus surveyor
-
jug re-filler
-
Kettle drum banger
-
Lidl shelf stacker
-
Orange Peeler
Just remembered the Mike Yarwood sketches of Charles and Diana. "wheres the toaster?" " Its his day ouf"
-
What happened to m and n
Mouse tap setter upper
-
night-soil collector
-
O gone
Patsy Cline Admirer
-
Quiet Line Tester
-
Rugby ball shaper
-
sail stitcher
-
Tapas tester
-
underground lighting unit installer
-
Victorian market stallholder
-
water-closet brass fittings polisher
-
xenograft surgeon
-
Yak herder
-
z-band reflection inverter operator
-
"Also ran" adviser
-
B-channel configuration specialist
-
Clapped out cars mechanic
-
dynamite tester
-
Egg timer
-
fluffy cushion flattener
-
Guinness quality controller :drink:
-
Hairy eyebrow plucker
-
ingrowing toenail extractor
-
Jet lag adviser
-
knight's armour, dent knocker-outer
-
Link fence knitter
-
mud-pie manipulator
-
Nettle tea maker
-
oil-puddle mop-upper
-
Pea pods sheller
-
quiet-line listener
-
Rip off artist
-
steamship boiler stoker
-
Tea bag squeezer
-
uncredited rumour initiator
-
Vice girl organiser
-
wombat trainer
-
Xylophone tuner
-
yellow custard strainer
-
Z bed fitter
-
alphabet spaghetti tester
-
bandana model
-
custard-cream tester
-
charabanc driver
-
Doppelgänger
-
Existentialists' blame remover
-
future trends spotter
-
Good time girl
-
hot-spot investigator
-
Ink well filler
-
Jimjam cord inserter
-
kettle filler
-
Litter lout
-
marzipan moulder
-
Nought nibbler
-
o-ring stretcher specialist
-
pea brain surgeon
-
queue extender
-
revolving door installer
-
sliding-door installer :)
-
trap-door installer
-
U-boat hatch installer ;)
-
Loft door lifter
-
Loft door lifter
Eh? :hmm: So where is the V, please, Liz? Would you like to try again?
-
Sorry - too much on my mind at the moment
Vittles eater
-
worm worrier
-
X factor judge
-
yurt maker
-
Zorro impersonator
-
Aristotelian philosopher
-
Barrier cream applier
-
cornflake size qualifier
-
Dog end collector
-
Eustachian tube unblocker
-
fine wine auctioneer
-
Garibaldi currant inserter
-
ham sandwich purveyor
-
Instructor's instructor
-
janitor's assistant
-
King Tut embalmer
-
Limbo dancers' chiropractor
-
Mud wrestler
-
nettle collector
-
Opal fruits taster
-
pear drop taster
-
Q-tip packager
-
Readers' Digest pulper
-
Sugar lump cruncher
-
tea-bag dryer and recycler
-
urinal outlet hole borer
-
Venus transit observer
-
water-course diversion controller
-
Xmas carol singer
-
Yeti hair groomer
-
zither tuner
-
alphabet soup quality controller
-
booster-rocket tester
-
Crap collector
-
dérailleur gear adjuster
-
Essex girl's skirt lengthener
-
ferret trainer
-
gnome gnobbler
-
Hornby train driver
-
incest inspector
-
jelly stabilizer's assistant
-
kumquat salter
-
Lice locator
-
mouse masher
-
Nail biter
-
oven-safe ice-cream salesman
-
pea-pod pinger
-
round robin end finder
-
round robin end finder
But what about Q? Have you left it for me? In that case . . .
Quiet Line Noise noise-injector
-
...and so to S
straitjacket fitter
-
toenail clippings collector
-
uglytician (unemployed)
-
Volcano cleaner
-
walrus moustache trimmer
-
Xxxx. O-grammer
-
yell silencer
-
Zealot silencers
-
apricot plucker
-
blackberry picker
-
clumsy clown
-
Draft dodger
-
Ethernet tester
-
fish whisperer
-
giraffe whisperer
-
hog roasting expert
-
Iguana impersonator
-
jungle-drum player
-
kettle drum descaler
-
llama herder
-
moron thumping music
-
Nautical navagator
-
outboard engine modifier
-
Parrot. Interpreter
-
Q-ship captain
-
Raindrop counter
-
Snowdrop quality surveyor
-
tea-shop frequenter
-
Umbilical_cord. Cutter
-
verruca remover
-
wart removal operative ;D
-
xenophobia therapist
-
yodel coach
-
Zombie manipulator
-
albatross flight director
-
Bun fight organiser
-
cat's housekeeper :D
-
Direction finder
-
echo absorber
-
flatulence amplifier
-
Grudge spreader
-
honey trap springer
-
igloo insulator
-
Jelly fish setter
-
kelp collector
-
Ladies man
-
magnetic monopole manipulator
-
nonchalants' anxiety thereapist
-
oven-glove tester
-
Platypus protector
-
Queen's Knight guardian
-
Rip cord puller
-
satin pillow tester
-
toilet roll renovator
-
undecided decision maker
-
violin mouthpiece tester
-
worm cultivator's assistant
-
Xanthoma treater
-
yelp attenuator
-
Zippo. Lighter upper
-
attenuation reducer
-
Bottle opener
-
crabby-cat pacifier (Hiss, spit, paw-swipe . . . etc)
-
Dung beetle catcher
-
egg juggler
-
Fault finder
-
gas-bag inflater
-
Harp stringer
-
implant remover
-
Jack in the box manipulator
-
knavish knight
-
Liquorice seller
-
mouse modifier
-
Nut cracker
-
olive squeezer
-
Palindrome provider
where has everyone gone?
-
quark queuer
No idea. :no:
-
Riddle rymer
-
saddle sore salve applier
-
Troubled waters smoother
-
uniform coating applicator
-
Volcano ash collector
-
weather forecaster reverter
-
X factor failure
-
yam grower
-
Zip fastener
-
anaconda tamer
-
Bread winner
-
co-axial cable untangle operative
-
Direct debit operator
-
earthing-spike, hammering-in specialist.
-
French toast fryer
-
gold leaf beater
-
hurly-burly creator
-
instant replay verifier
-
Jousting judge
-
knowledge expert
-
Langoustine cracker
-
Monday reverter :o
-
Reverter. Reversion
-
Reverter. Reversion
:doh: D'oh! Wrong game. :P
-
natural born miller
-
original onion seller
-
Pinheads producer
-
quiche slicer
-
radish flavour inserter
-
Sausage slicer
-
teapot refilling operative
-
ukulele stringer
-
V sign manipulator
-
windscreen-wiper rubber scrutiniser
-
X marks the spot spotter
-
Y-axis expander
-
Zip line tester
-
automatic apple corer
-
Belly button fluff remover
-
cat's fleas eradicator
-
Donut hole puncher
-
ewe fleece comber
-
Flea trainer
-
Gorgonzola sniffer
-
Sniffer. Dog
-
No. :no: Wrong game, again! ::)
-
Sorreeeeeeee. Tis the excitement
Happy chappy clapper
-
iceberg inverter
-
Jolly Roger designer
-
kitten tamer
-
loud purr producer
-
miaow interpreter
-
normality disturber
-
Orange peeler
-
peacock painter
-
Qoppa (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Koppa_%28letter%29) specialist
-
Rip off artist
-
stuffing stuffer
-
tap washer
-
Ukelele stringer
-
violin polisher
-
Zero hour contract administrator
-
Womaniser
-
Xylophone key polisher
-
yeti groomer
-
zebras stripes renovator
-
ACPI sub-system delegator
-
Belgium bun bouncer
-
cream cake quantifier
-
dietetic consultant
-
ectoplasm producer
-
Face lifter
-
gastric band adjuster
-
hangman's rope assessor
-
ingrowing toenail remover's implement sharpening assistant
-
Jelly baby moulder
-
Kayak instructor
-
left-handed ruler manufacturer
-
Man eater
-
nose flute tuner
-
oasis diviner
-
pendulum pusher
-
Queue jumper
-
repeat offender
-
sandpaper grader
-
Tittle Tattle Teller
-
uniform clinker distributor
-
Vampire hunter
-
waterfall diversion expert
-
x marks the spot finder
-
yetis' podiatrist
-
Zit squeezers. ( yuck)
-
armadillo armourer
-
Bargain basement caretaker
-
cat's cradle creator
-
Demijohn. Maker
-
Essex girl elocution tutor
-
firkin filler
-
Groupie organiser
-
hair-shirt launderer
-
Impi trainer
-
jackal tracker
-
kindergarten teacher
-
Lager lout
-
monster museum guide
-
NiMH battery charger
-
Openreach critic
-
pencil sharpener
-
Queen's attendant
-
rat catcher
-
sneeze silencer
-
Tea bag strainer
-
umber burner
-
Vanilla pod peeler
-
waxwork creator
-
X-ray deflector
-
Yodelling voice instructor
-
zebra crossing remover
-
Acorn cup collector
-
brassiere cup inspector
-
Community chest developer
-
Dalek impersonator
-
Effluent. Remover
-
fermentation subduer
-
Gas boiler
-
Hawk tester
-
Instant whip agitator
-
jam jar sealer
-
Klaxon sounder
-
lentil soup purifier
-
Maltese falcon trainer
-
Neverland gate-keeper
-
ointment applier
-
pus extractor :ouch:
-
queue jumper
-
rivet extractor
-
Shepton Mallet tour guide
-
Trivial pursuit follower
-
unleavened bread baker
-
Vestal virgin supplier
-
wounded pride healer
-
X-Gerät (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Beams#X-Ger.C3.A4t) confuser
-
Yashmak designer
-
Zoroastrian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism)
-
Ark designer
-
bilge-pump operator
-
Crisis coordinator
-
dog biscuit baker
-
Emmenthal cheese hole grader
-
firkin filler
-
Ghetto cleaner
-
Hell refrigeration adviser
-
Indian summer instigator
-
Juvenile delinquent
-
knight's nave
-
Leading lady impersonator
-
Monty Python expert
-
Nut cracker
-
oily-stain creator
-
Puddle digger
-
quern stone inverter
-
Ribblehead viaduct painter
-
soft & comfy cushion purveyor
-
Trouble maker
-
U-bend blockage remover :tongue:
-
Vinegar taster
-
wool untangler
-
X word finder
-
yeast purifier
-
Zephyr calculator
-
antique telephone exchange inspector
-
Ball boy
-
castrato singer
-
duck decoy
-
Eye glass polisher
-
ferret finder
-
Giant causeway sweeper
-
halogen separator
-
I spy organiser
-
jam-jar emptier :yum:
-
Kraft cheese processor
-
limpet mine placer
-
Mickey Mouse impersonator
-
Nuns chorus director
-
Orpheus flute tuner
-
Panda groom
-
quiz master
-
rust collector
-
Salmond follower
-
tea-bag perforater
-
Up town girl
-
Vulcan bomber pilot
-
Wet wipes distributor
-
X-chromosome analyst
-
YouTube inspector
-
zero compactor
-
ammunition tester
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-
bullet catcher
-
Cantaloupe grower
-
door-knob collator
-
Envelope licker
-
Farthing polisher
-
Gum chewer
-
herring-gull trainer
-
Interplanetary explorer
-
Job's comforter
-
Kangaroo pouch cleaner
-
leather specialist
-
mug shot shooter
-
noodle weaver
-
oddballs sorter
-
pink paint provider
-
Question master
-
rabble rouser
-
sugar beet grower
-
Tear drop bottler
-
usual suspect
-
video tape wiper
-
Wig wam builder
-
X-beam rotator
-
y-fronts stitcher
-
zaphoid includer
-
Aardvark trainer
-
bicycle bell tester
-
Concertina stretcher
-
door-knob rattler
-
Envelope sticker
-
frying pan pre-heater
-
Guardian spell
chequer checker
-
horn-pipe dancer
-
instant coffee maker
-
jumping bean catcher
-
Kellogs cornflake counter
-
liver transplant specialist
-
Mud raker
-
noodle slurper
-
oilskin oiler
-
peanut roaster
-
Quiz master
-
rhubarb forcer
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Secret service mole
-
turnip boiler
-
ugly bug catcher
-
Victorian penny collector
-
White bread slicer
-
Yorkshire pud mixer
-
I'll slip in the missing X category . . .
X-Gerät operator
Now we go to Z
-
Zombie reviver
-
apple polisher
-
Bargain basement cleaner
-
cormthruster aligner
-
Dynamo developer
-
echo-sounder muting operative
-
Flatulence. Deodoriser
-
gooseberry polisher
-
Hemlock dispenser
-
indelible ink injector
-
journey planner
-
Kilner jar steriliser
-
Litter bearer
-
mildew remover
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Nymphet manager
-
ophicleide tuner
-
polytunnel erector
-
Quidditch rule distorter
-
Rattlesnake venom extractor
-
silver-back gorilla teeth cleaner
-
Tarantula leg counter
-
universal unction upholder
-
Vestibule attendant
-
water-closet door keeper
-
Xenogamy pollinator
-
yellow fog collator
-
Zephyr controller
-
ant collector
-
Butter upperer
-
chin doubler
-
dilly dallier
-
dimple filler
-
echo canceller
-
flavour tester
-
grime measurer
-
hog herder
-
iceberg identifier
-
Jurassic park keeper
-
Kings' ransom collector
-
Love letter shredder
-
mangelwurzel masher
-
needle in haystack finder
-
onion ring fryer
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Poppy picker
-
Queen's speech writer
-
Rocking Robin stabiliser
-
steaming stew stirrer :yum:
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teenager tormentor
-
underwear inspector :blush:
-
Vortex pacifier
-
Waterloo battle-field guide
-
X-ray developer
-
Yorick impersonator
-
Zorro mark remover
-
apple annihilator
-
bath bun soaker
-
custard connoisseur
-
Diva pacifier
-
elephant tusk polisher
-
fastidious groomer
-
green bean slicer
-
Hang Mans noose maker
-
intermediate frequency changer
-
jimmy. Riddler
-
K9 guide
-
landlubber
-
mouse mat maker's mate
-
noise margin intensifier
-
Open door closer
-
push-pull train driver
-
Qlog plotter
-
Raspberry ripple rippler
-
stain remover
-
Tom cat teaser
-
ugly fruit beautifier
-
Vesper ringer
-
welly-flinger
-
X marks the spot discoverer
-
Yellow Brick Road builder
-
zero dispenser
-
Aardvark hunter
-
bassoon tuner
-
Courgettes cutter
-
doughnut tester
-
Elephant nail trimmer
-
felines' attendant
-
Gangsters moll
-
heavyweight harpy
-
Ink blot reader
-
jack-in-a-box lid closer
-
kettle chip chipper
-
large intestine examiner
-
Manipulative manipulator
-
nose-flautist
-
Open University security man
-
pheasant plucker
-
Quantum leap athlete
-
rusty nail remover
-
Sugar almonds coater
-
toffee tester
-
Uncle tom's cabin builder
-
voracity enhancer
-
weed cultivation maestro
-
X word compiler
-
yeti toe-nail clipper
-
Zubes tester
-
Aspirin packer
-
blancmange wobble tester
-
Crap cleaner
-
Dalek re-charger
-
Eccles cake current counter
-
Fox's Glacier Mint polisher
-
gangsters moll
-
hang-glider take-off assistant
-
Ice lolly licker
-
January's frost creator
-
Ketchup shaker
-
llama hypnotist
-
Motivator motivator
-
negative proton remover
-
Overflow stopper
-
prune stewer
-
quandary answerer
-
ruminant herder
-
satsuma peeler
-
tarantella teacher
-
Ugli fruit beautician
-
vomit classifier :vomit:
-
wing mirror cleaner
-
x-ray tube aligner
-
Yule log chopper
-
zap zeroer
-
Apple corer
-
bug squisher
-
Christmas tree fairy
-
Dodgy Viagra salesman
-
Elephant's foot umbrella stand door to door sales
manperson
-
fortune tellers crystal ball cleaner
-
golden syrup can sealer
-
Harry potter's optician
-
icing sugar packet filler
-
Jam rolly poly Roller upper
-
knavish jam-tart licker
-
Lip reader
-
mess and muddle maker
-
Nudist club laundry operative
-
orifice inspection operative
-
Parallel bars installer
-
queue misdirector
-
RIP off merchant
-
solar flare classifier
-
Tom cat castrator
-
ugly piglet beautifier ;)
-
Vatican road sweeper
-
waterfall tidy-upper
-
X marks the spot painter
-
Yak milker
-
Ziplock bag tester
-
annual update activator
-
Bath bun butterer
-
clotted cream dispenser
-
Dot to dot book designer
-
echo mimic
-
Fringe hanger on
-
guinea-pig provider
-
Hard hat manufacturer
-
insulation installer
-
Jam jar collector
-
knife sharpener
-
Larry the lamb shearer
-
mess and muddle creator
-
Nagging wife exterminator
-
onion ring fryer
-
Pill popper
-
Q-tip tester
-
Rope unraveller
-
sugar-beet boiler
-
tadpole trafficer
-
unicorn up-lighter
-
Vibrator soother
-
window obscurer
-
Xebec researcher
-
Y-chromosome inspector
-
zither stringer
-
antibody double
-
bruise inspector
-
Crypt cleaner
-
duplicator's ozone generator
-
Eccles cake currant sizer
-
fog producer
-
gad-a-bout restrainer
-
hemlock distiller
-
Irrigation channeler
-
jumping-bean counter
-
klystron tester
-
lap dancer pole erector
-
magnetron calibrator
-
Nougat nibbler
-
Openreach observer
-
Poundland mystery shopper
-
Quiet line re-tester.
-
Rattle snake venom collector
-
Stratocaster stringer
-
tea-bag perforater
-
Udder washer
-
varicose-vein remover
-
Wonder Woman's personal trainer
-
X-ray spectacles adjuster
-
Yule log cutter
-
zebra herder
-
Anger manager
-
blow-pipe instructor
-
clavichord tuner
-
dunce's hat manufacturer
-
Empty pail filler
-
forgery spotter
-
ghost writer
-
helium balloon inflater
-
Igloo heating expert
-
jungle-juice quality control inspector
-
kings ransom collector
-
lavatory brush re-bristler
-
Mid life crisis helper
-
notice board erector
-
office over-heater
-
panic button pusher
-
quince connoisseur
-
Russian roulette referee
-
saucepan scrubber
-
Tetley teabag filler
-
underhand card dealer
-
Fiddle stringer
-
Eh? ??? Has Liz been at my cat-nip, once again? :-\
I think the letter U is followed by V and not F . . . ::)
-
I really should take more water with it
Vacuum cleaner
-
walrus tusks and teeth cleaner
-
X marks the spot finder
-
Yangtze flood monitor
-
Zulu armourer
-
Absolute zero inspector
-
Bald head polisher
-
cornflake crusher
-
Dug out digger
-
emu herder
-
Freckle remover
-
gnat trainer
-
horse jump constructor
-
Igloo double glazing salesman
-
jungle drum tuner
-
kangaroo herder
-
level measuring set operator
-
marbles tournament pro
-
naked rambler's tailor
-
outlet scrutiniser
-
Potty trainer
-
quiet line noise injector
-
Red robin Breast painter
-
silent telephone call maker
-
telescope modification engineer
-
unicorn trainer
-
Vetch grower
-
outlet scrutiniser
I wonder how appropriate that was to follow on mine. :-\
now what about
water fountain scrubber?
-
xenobiolgist student
-
yapping dog quietener
-
Zombie trainer
-
ancient mariner
-
bog snorkeller
-
Condom tester
-
Dalek's ray-gun aligner
-
Extempore speech writer
-
flat-fish reshaping maestro
-
Gravel sizer
-
hog-wash purifier
-
italics letter straightener
-
joker's gag-writer
-
Kipper smoker
-
lost cause discoverer
-
Mucky pup washer
-
negative negator
-
open door closer
-
pot watcher
-
rattle whirler
-
No q but I Am not guilty ( for once) this time
Soft touch organiser
-
tawny port tester (Old, crusty and vintage . . . the port, not the tester!)
-
unattended loo attendant
-
voltage limiter
-
Watch dog watcher
-
X-road sign painter
-
Y-front designer
-
Zeppelin inflater
-
Apple corer
-
beta-carotene tester
-
carrot cruncher
-
daily grinder
-
effluvia inspector
-
Fire fox hunter
-
galvanometer calibrator
-
high voltage induction specialist
-
Icelandic pole dancer
-
jelly stabilisation researcher
-
kidney deviller
-
Lobster claw clipper
-
modulation mode manager
-
naughty girl chastiser
-
organ-grinder's monkey's assistant
-
Poldark admirer
-
Quark classifier
-
RIP cord puller
-
S-bend un-blocker
-
T-junction blocker
-
U-bend polisher
-
Varicose vein stringer
-
windmill tilter
-
X marks the spot prospector
-
Y-bother questioner
-
Zeppelin inflator
-
audio oscillator adjuster
-
belisha beacon globe cleaner
-
candle-stick maker
-
Dog house builder
-
elephant dung shifter
-
Foggy dew Mopper upper
-
granite set setter
-
hieroglyphics translator
-
indigo dye saleswoman
-
Jingle bells tuner
-
knitting circle conductor
-
lie detector calibrator
-
mushy-pea harvester
-
Nut cracker
-
olive stone remover
-
pleasure dome window cleaner
-
quiet line attenuator applier
-
Rice pudding skinner
-
swan upper
-
toll collector
-
U-switch web-site critic
-
Vulgar joke cleaner
-
waterproof garment washer
-
Xenon researcher
-
yarrow seed classifier
-
Z cars secondhand dealer
-
apple purée rejection specialist
-
buff body buffer
-
cuttle-fish inker
-
Dog weed exterminator
-
elephant's-foot umbrella-stand manufacturer
-
Fatty Arbuckle personal trainer
-
ghost hunter
-
humbucking pickup coil winder
-
inclined plane leveller
-
Jettisoned fuel refiner
-
knight's armour polisher
-
Lip reader
-
midden maintainer
-
Nit collector
-
outflow inspector
-
puddle surveyor
-
question ignorer
-
rearguard action man
-
strain-gauge tester and calibrator
-
Traffic warden exterminator
-
underhand deal broker
-
volcano monitor
-
water dryer
-
Xmas Turkey slayer
-
Y-chromosome scrutiniser
-
Zone administrator
-
abacus calibrator
-
balustrade erector
-
cattle-grid installer
-
Dumbells lifter
-
eyebrow stylist
-
fly-paper sticky-stuff applier
-
Grouting technician
-
horse-dung collector
-
infidelity investigator
-
jam-tart compressor
-
King prawn peeler
-
lemon-grass aroma extractor
-
Mildew manager
-
numpty trainer
-
Orangutan underarm scratcher
-
pip squeezer
-
quill fashioner
-
raisin selector
-
Smartie colourist
-
T-bone steak tester. :yum:
-
uilleann pipes tuner
-
V-sign specialist
-
whistle stop tour operator
-
X-Gerät operator
-
Yes man's assistant
-
Zen master
-
Apple corer
-
bilge-pump operative
-
Carrot slicer
-
DSLAM reset specialist
-
Escalope mallet welder
-
Fresh Fish Fillet Frier
-
Gob-stopper quality control tester
-
Hexecutive Officer over Bacon Butties
-
Instant whip whipper
-
jam-jar collector
-
Klu klux clan organiser
-
Lunatic asylum guard
-
monster raving loony party member (somewhat appropriate for this coming month!)
-
No vote instigator
-
one cat, one vote enforcer.
-
Pot potter
-
quotation compiler
-
rat scratcher
-
spoilt ballot paper counter
-
throstle spinner
-
under-bed fluff remover
-
Vampire hunter
-
wrinkle chaser (it's a real job in the shoe industry - not someone attracted to much older partners!)
-
X counter (polling station)
-
yellow custard thickener
-
Zip fastener
-
apple corer
-
ballot box courier
-
clueless clown follower
-
Draft dodger
-
Eccles cake currents inserter
-
Fluff finder
-
G.INP Firmware developer
-
HomeHub configurer :o
-
ISP helpdesk operative
-
jobsworth BT employee ::)
-
Kelp collector
-
logarithmic line-loss locator ???
-
Moron monitor
-
negative negator
-
Negator. Invalidate
-
Negator. Invalidate
Hmm . . . I guess someone has been at my cat-mint, once again. ::)
overload reducer
-
Senior moment :D
Reducer. Exercise
-
A double senior moment? :-\
polling booth constructor
-
Queen's throne pre-warmer
-
Royal bedchamber decor consultant
-
Sanitary Inspector (by Royal Appointment).
-
Tower of London tourist tea towel vendor
-
Undercroft guardian
-
Vampire coffin maker
-
Wailing wraiths
-
Xmas cracker filler
-
Yell quantifier
-
Zig zag straightener
-
Asymmetric digital subscriber line straightener ::)
-
Broken biscuit sorter
-
custard-cream crusher
-
Doughnut holer
-
éclair filler
-
filo pastry chef
-
granite chippings grader
-
Happy hour timer
-
icecream colour injector
-
Jelly wobbler
-
Kaled mutator
-
Lighthouse lamp wick trimmer
-
Mersey River mud mixer
-
Night house stairs cleaner
-
opal valuer
-
pearl polisher
-
q tips shaper
-
rusty hinge oiler
-
Snake charmer
-
tea leaf dryer
-
Unicorn horn protector
-
Very light conserver
-
Worry beads stringer
-
X-ray plate developer (manual process)
-
Yarmulke. Designer
-
Zulu warrior shield and spear provider
-
Aching heart mender
-
bean counter
-
Cucumber slicer
-
card index compiler
-
doughnut hole piercing inspector.
-
Enigma machine analyser
-
fascinator fabricator
-
grapefruit grower
-
hens' teeth implant manufacturer.
-
impetigo inspector
-
Jah Wobble's roadie
-
kitten impersonator
-
Lightning Seed
-
Mrs Mills (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mrs_Mills)' piano tuner
-
Nero's fiddle tuner
-
oboe reed fitter
-
pissoire inspector
-
quasit tamer
-
royal corgi walker
-
spaghetti harvester
-
Tittle tattle instigator
-
undergarment inspector
-
vomit analyser
-
Wellington-boot classifier
-
Xyster user
-
yam masher
-
zero-day exploit analyst
-
Apple pippin counter
-
Beattie's bean counter
-
Candy crush designer
-
Dodgy Dealer.
-
echo enhancer
-
Floppy disk straightener
-
garden shed inspector
-
Happy hour timer
-
Indian-summer observer
-
Javelin sharpener
-
King Cobra tamer
-
Level Measuring Set calibrator
-
Marshmallow toaster
-
Neutral gear repairer
-
Openreach and Operate observer
-
Petty cash counter
-
qualified imbecile
-
rational thinking coach
-
Simple Simon's pie counter
-
toothbrush refurbisher
-
universal joint aligner
-
Vampire coffin maker
-
war-head de-activator
-
Xylose diabetic adviser
-
yarrow bulk cultivator
-
Zit squeezer
-
acne cream applier
-
Belly button cleaner
-
corn-plaster exchanger
-
Dolly mixture mixer
-
egyptian mummy rebandager
-
feather mattress stuffer
-
gingerbread man decorator
-
Heated discussion haggler
-
igloo quality standards inspector
-
jelly baby head detatcher
-
Kit-Kat and Kit-e-Kat sales person
-
lingerie department lurker ::)
-
Mucky mind cleaner
-
numpty Nigel imitator
-
optical illusionist
-
Pickle popper
-
quern-stone re-shaper
-
raspberry pi tester
-
Silicone chip shaper
-
Teutonic tittle-tattle translator
-
Upside down straigtener
-
vertical-hold adjuster
-
Waffles whipper upper
-
x-code classifier
-
Yarmulka designer
-
zone plate image tester
-
Aniseed ball taster
-
bug squisher
-
Cock-aleekie- soup taster
-
dummy suck-tester
-
"elephant in the room" remover
-
ferret refurbisher
-
gelignite tester (deceased)
-
H-pole tester
-
Inuit igloo builder
-
jack-in-a-box re-inserter
-
Kebab stringer
-
long-tailed pair implementer
-
Meteorite launcher
-
Male model modeller
-
Eh? Has Liz has been on my cat-mint again? :-\ Two posts for the m category? :-X
Norman Wisdom impersonator
-
Think it's the chemo brain
Ostrich rider
-
Paraffin lamp polisher.
-
Quack quack impersonator
-
Rissole maker
-
Sausage shaper
-
tarantula tamer
-
USB flash drive repairer.
-
VDSL2 circuit's synchronisation speed enhancer.
-
Wellington boot salesman
-
X-ray tube evacuator
-
Yeast infection analyst
-
Z-bed door-to-door salesperson
-
Articulated lorry driver
-
Bed-spring squeak detector
-
catnip dealer
-
Domino spot painter
-
Elephants' tusk cleaner
-
Flatulence distributor
-
Gastric diseases doctor
-
halitosis quantifier
-
iron maiden oiler
-
Joan of Arc impersonator
-
kangaroo impersonator
-
level measuring set collector
-
mushroom soup taster
(I actually used to do that when I worked in quality control in the canning industry)
-
night soil collector
-
oven door fitter
-
Pea soup strainer
-
quantum physicist
-
rectum specialist ???
-
Sandwich. Scoffer
-
Trombone polisher
-
ukulele restringer
-
VU meter calibrator
-
wagon painter
-
X marks the spot developer
-
Yacht varnisher
-
zero inverter
-
April fool adviser
-
Banana straightener
-
cornflake crusher
-
Daffodil impersonator
-
Ethics Advisor on MPs Pay Rises.
-
free kitteh food for all advocate
-
Gunk tank designer
-
hornet net relocation operative
-
Illuminations erector
-
jelly mould inverter
-
Klu klux clan head ware designer
-
Local Loop Unbundler
-
Mango inspector
-
night-soil collector
-
Organ grinders monkey
-
pornography provider :o
-
Queen bee attendant
-
rusty hinge oiler
-
sink hole discoverer
-
tree surgeon
-
Untouchable toucher
-
vision enhancer
-
Willie warmer knitter
-
X-hair aligner
-
Yo-yo repairer
-
Zambezi river guide
-
albatross wing-span measurer
-
bra fitter
-
Cami-Nik adviser
-
Delta blues singer
-
egg blower's assistant
-
Fly paper fly remover
-
gravity inverter
-
Hooray Henry elocution teacher
-
Instant Whip Taster
-
jam-jar steriliser's assistant juggler
-
King prawn peeler
-
level measuring set calibrator
-
monkey spanker
-
Number cruncher
-
organ grinder
-
pineapple crusher
-
quartz polisher
-
rusty baring refurbisher
-
Sugar lump shaper
-
tornado tester
-
Umbrella spoke putter inner
-
volume control fiddler
-
Wing walker
-
xylophone tuner
-
yam masher's cleaning assistant (of splashes and splots)
-
Zombie trainer
-
audio junction circuit maintainer
-
Banjo string repairer
-
calling-tone cadence sequence generator handle turner
-
Duck catcher
-
electron flow reverser
-
Fluffy dog fluffer upper
-
Gold paint sprayer's assistant
-
Harp stringer
-
ingrowing toenail extractor's helper
-
Joint soother
-
King-sized hole digger
-
Letter opener
-
metronome calibrator
-
noise-source adjuster
-
organic hotdog seller
-
purple dye distributor
-
quetzal catcher
-
radish crunch tester
-
Singapore sling tester
-
terrapin trainer
-
underground troglodyte searcher
-
Vick chest rubber inner
-
wombat analyser
-
xtra strong mint taster
-
Y-bert reduction specialist
-
Zanzibar tour guide
-
alpha particle counter
-
Broken biscuit mender
-
coiled rope re-winder
-
Daffodil trumpet blower
-
ear-trumpet polisher
-
Floppy disc stiffener
-
granite-cake softener
-
Happy hour last orders ringer
-
ingrowing toenail remover
-
Jingle bells stringer
-
king prawn stuffer
-
Left handed right winger
-
maroon coloured marrow grower
-
Naughty nurse trainer
-
original origami operator on parchment
-
Private eye optician
-
Queen Victoria's bloomer maker
-
Rattle snake rattle tuner
-
seven sea's sailor
-
Tadpole tail collector
-
undergarment superintendent
-
Vatican rabble rouser
-
weather-balloon launcher and tracker
-
X eraser
-
yellow-fever expert
-
Zip line inspector
-
alarm signal reset minion
-
Bigfoot shoe sizer
-
custard-pie flinger
-
Dung slinger
-
epic failure re-enactor
-
Flip flop flipper
-
Grumpy Cat's (http://www.grumpycats.com) publicist
-
Hop a long Cassidy's crutch maker
-
ice-cream maker's testing licker
-
Juggler's coordination trainer
-
keeper of kindling wood
-
Lemon sucker
-
meringue modifier :yum:
-
Nail biter
-
organ-grinder's monkey's stand-in
-
Puddle jumper
-
quest out-liner
-
Rip cord puller
-
saddle maker's workshop cleaner
-
Toffee tester
-
underground duct route tracer
-
Vapor rubber
-
wingspan tabulator
-
The dreaded x again
X-ray eyes optician
-
yetti fur untangling expert
-
ZerO tolerance advisor
-
automatic line build-out configurer
-
Bugger all doer
-
cream cake tester
-
Didicoi caravan maker
-
envelope pre-licker
-
Fantasy Island travel agent
-
gubbins re-adjuster
-
High energy physics instructor
-
insect repellent tester
-
Jettisoned fuel collector
-
kangaroo jockey
-
lion's share distributor
-
Mothers' Ruin distiller :o
-
Non starter starter
-
omnibus mechanic
-
pornography baron :o
-
Quartz cutter
-
rusty bottom scraper
-
Sugar lamp shaper
-
T-square re-shaper
-
Ugly duckling beautician
-
verruca transplant specialist
-
warmonger pacifist
-
xiphoid shaper
-
yodelling yokel
-
Zaphod Beeblebrox's tailor
-
Acoustic guitar stringer
-
black-death corpse whitener
-
Chilli de seede
-
death-watch beetle counter
-
Erotic film director
-
flame-thrower refuelling operative's assistant
-
Giant slayer
-
hillock flattener
-
Idol idoliser
-
jelly-baby decapitator
-
shame on you
Klaxon horn tuner
-
level-measuring set operator
-
Maypole erector
-
napkin unfolder
-
organ-pipe guilder
-
penguin picker upper
-
quark-finder general
-
Ritz cracker cruncher
-
Saturn V rocket launcher countdown counter's assistant.
-
Tell tales tutor
-
umber burner's fire stoker
-
Vestal Virgin supervisor
-
waterfall adjuster
-
X marks the spot painter
-
Y-chromosome enhancer
-
Zorro marker
-
auto-manual centre operator
-
Buttered scone butterer
-
calling-tone generator adjuster
-
Draught excluder
-
echo-canceller adjuster
-
Flying fox landing strip extender
-
graphical user interface designer
-
Helicopter blade spinner
-
insertion loss measurer
-
Jumping jack trainer
-
Kick-boxing kangaroo trainer
-
loading coil inserter for audio circuits
-
muddling-through planner
-
nand flash eraser
-
Open doors holder
-
pilot tone attenuator
-
Quick pic unpicker
-
register translator coder
-
Sand sifter
-
terrified terrapin trainer
-
Ugly bug catcher
-
varicose vein examiner
-
Water diviner
-
x-ray deflector aligner
-
Yak coat trimmer
-
Zorro's mask maker
-
Ad lib libber
-
bed-bug collector
-
cricket pitch mower
-
dung-beetle classifier
-
Echo sounder
-
foreign flag flyer
-
genuinely gormless genuine fake maker
-
hard-hat test dummy
-
igloo heating engineer
-
jam jar filling machine's adjuster
-
Kettle whistle tuner
-
loud noise attenuator
-
Magpie hoard finder
-
nose-ring puller
-
Open door shutter
-
pea and ham soup manufacturer
-
quoits pro
-
rust inspector
-
Sugar lump squarer
-
tea-bag perforation counter
-
Upper circle seater
-
vapour-trail organiser
-
Wet wipe dryer
-
Xiaomi (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiaomi) founder
-
Yellowstone park gardener
-
Z-bed spring tester
-
Alka Seltzer defizzer
-
barnacled bottom basher & scraper
-
Cut throat razer sharpener
-
downstairs dunny disinfectant applier
-
Empty cup filler
-
fig fondant filler
-
Galaxy wanderer
-
hammer head classifier
-
infantile joke censor
-
junior jelly-wobbling champion
-
kaleidoscope assembler
-
leopard spot remover
-
Mickey Mouse mask maker
-
NAND gate negator
-
Oracle portender
-
porn baron :o :swoon:
-
Quality control controller
-
rejected components scrutiniser
-
Sugar plum dairy choreography
-
tottering tottys' stabilizer consultant
-
unloved reject pile cataloguing consultant's assistant
-
V sign finger strengthener
-
water conduit and cistern adjuster
-
X Word eliminator
-
yam boiler's preparation assistant
-
Zeppelin hydrogen gas sniffer
-
active audio circuit aligner
-
Butterfly pollination director
-
crusty roll softener
-
Doughnut hole puncher
-
extra helpings server :yum:
-
Forcemeat forcer
-
global megalomaniac's assistant
-
Happy campers tent pitcher
-
interfering busy-body interrupter
-
JIGGER-CROWN-POUNCING-MACHINE-OPERATOR.
-
klystron tuner
-
Luscious lips lip reader
-
mumbo-jumbo translator
-
Neverland agent
-
Orange skin peeler
-
pebble dasher
-
Queue dodger
-
rumble-strip remover
-
spoon whittler
-
toe-nail polisher
-
Unicorn Horne polisher
-
verb cataloguer
-
wooden leg repairer
-
X rated books brown paper wrapper
-
yarrow harvester
-
Zombie digger upper
-
Arthur Daley impersonator
-
Betty boop beautician
-
custard lump strainer
-
Dog end picker upper
-
ear wax extractor
-
Frog dispenser
-
gravel-rash soother
-
Horrible Histories deputy assistant editor's tea maker.
-
Ink-blot analyst.
-
Japanese eye straightener
-
King's ransom counter
-
Langoustine flesh picker
-
mole-hill flattener
-
Nail biter teeth sharpener
-
outflow inspector
-
Oasis palm tree waterer
-
question answer corrector's secretary
-
Roger rabbits speech therapist
-
Sistine Chapel re-painter
-
Tom, Rick and Harry impersonator
-
U-boat's ASDIC ping mimic
-
Vascular surgeon's scalpel sharpener
-
Western Approaches look-out's binocular lens cleaner
-
X rears its ugly head again competition doer
-
yellow pus extraction operative
-
Zorros mask maker
-
analogue to digital converter
-
Bingo players dabber maker
-
coin collection relay set alignment operative's tea-boy
-
Dumb waiter operative
-
executive level complaints response droid
-
Finger licking chicken tester
-
global dominance megalomaniac
-
Happy hour timer
-
ingrowing toe-nail remover
-
Jealous husbands demise organiser
-
Kilburn High Road pavement sweeper
-
Leap dancer pole cleaner
-
Mongoose trainer
-
Natty dressers tailor
-
omnibus ticket inspector
-
Posaune tuner
-
Quirky clothes designer
-
ringing machine bearing oiler
-
Sap remover from rubber trees
-
teddy-bears' picnic arranger
-
Ullswater tour guide
-
varicose vein mapper
-
winkle picker
-
XXL size reducer
-
Yankee Doodle dandy dresser
-
Z-list celeb
-
afternoon tea organiser
-
Breakfast bar attendant
-
cat herder
-
duck egg polisher
-
emu chick sexer
-
fur-ball collector
-
Glad tidings giver
-
hymn-book collector
-
Isolator switch finder
-
junction box installer
-
Ka band satellite signal jammer
-
Lignite miner
(not a euphamism! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lignite (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lignite))
-
Mighty Mouse body builder
-
Nellie-the-Elephant's trailer driver
-
Oasis water supplier
-
Pigs' sty mucker-outer
-
Quetzal catcher
-
rabbit hutch maker
-
snake charmer
-
Typically fish catcher
-
Ugly fruit cultivator
-
Viennese Waltz instructor
-
Wimbledon Common Womble tracker
-
/Xylyl_bromide maker upper
-
Yawn counter and classifier
-
Zombie trainer
-
apple crop harvester
-
Brandy snap snapper
-
cuddly toy museum curator
-
distribution board designer
-
Epic story teller
-
fantastic fantasy propagator
-
Gangsters moll make up artist
-
heliotrope cultivator
-
inverting input re-inverter
-
Janitors bucket and brush carrier
-
Kilimanjaro mountain guide
-
lightning attractor
-
Moonshine still operative
-
nether-garments inspector
-
Open doors negotiator
-
porn star :o
-
Queens lady in waiting timer
-
Roger Rabbit impersonator
-
Sugar puff inflator
-
tank track fitter
-
underwater hideout camouflage specialist
-
Varicose vein stripper ouch
-
wind tunnel tester
-
X-ray image comparator
-
Yeti personal trainer
-
Z-cars wireless operator
-
Alphabet soup sorter
-
black cats' attendant
-
Crab apple sweetener
-
divining rod whittler
-
egg and bacon bap provider :yum:
-
foxtrot instructor
-
Goody bag filler
-
haka choreographer
-
inglenook designer
-
Jettison fuel button pusher
-
keeper of secrets
-
Lifeguards chair mender
-
mouse masher
-
Noose knot instructor
-
Openreach instructor
-
Pet patter
-
Q-tip quality controller
-
Rats tail measurers
-
Sellotape reel winder
-
tinsel tester
-
U bend straightener
-
Vulcan bomber pilot
-
Wet wipes water filler
-
X-modem protocol optimiser
-
Yangtze River cruiser captain
-
Z-bed spring adjuster
-
Angels wings oiler
-
big-bang banger
-
Carrot scaper maker
-
DDoS attack monitor
-
Ethernet cable puller
-
Flat top,furniture put togetherer
-
GPON fibre jointer
-
Hairy Mary barber
-
intermediate frequency changer
-
Jugular throat cutter
-
klystron tuner
-
Lemon taster
-
magnetron cavity adjuster
-
Nugget nibbler
-
onion seller's bicycle lubricator
-
Potatoes eye picker outer
-
quiz question setter
-
reverser of the polarity of the neutron flow.
-
Snake skin shoe maker
-
twisted tongue de-twister
-
Unicorn horn trimmer
-
violet unction manufacturer
-
Wet weather games organiser
-
xenon collector
-
Yummy chocolate taster
-
zealot hunter
-
aerial trick cyclist
-
bacon sandwich provider :yum:
-
Cat litter dispencer
-
dangerous duck decoy
-
Echo direction finder operative
-
flame-thrower igniter's assistant
-
Gas mantle fitter
-
halo polisher (for all faiths)
-
Imposter denouncer
-
jobsworth inspector
-
King Kong impersonator
-
level measuring set calibrator
-
madrigal singer
-
nailed biters teeth sharpener
-
obscured window cleaner
-
peripatetic kazoo teacher
-
Question master prompter
-
reality checker
-
sunflower height adjudicator
-
Time traveller's timetable maker
-
underground services plotting assistant
-
Very nasty phone caller
-
well depth estimator
-
xenon distiller
-
yardstick maker
-
zeolite categoriser
-
anemometer calibrator
-
bottling plant spillage cleaner
-
Cottage loaf builder
-
drain-pipe inspector
-
Egg head cracker
-
fearless frolic fanatic
-
gorilla beautician
-
Hedgehog. Delouser
-
injection site inspector
-
jam tart taster
-
Kilner jar gasket replacer
-
Laughing gas injector
-
melon seed spitter
-
Nagging wife exterminator
-
onion ring deep-fryer :yum:
-
pear picker
-
quails' eggs scrutiniser
-
Rupert Bear hair stylist
-
Sugarplum fairy dresser
-
troll tormentor
-
Up stairs maid cleaner
-
ventriloquist's dummy maker
-
Walking dead reviver
-
xenon gas cylinder supplier
-
Yuletide greeter
-
zombie impersonator
-
Apple corer instructor
-
brain surgery tutorial giver
-
Catnip napper
-
dull and ugly polisher
-
Extra helping of Christmas pudding server
-
festive food tester :yum:
-
Gas guzzling cars filler
-
halo polisher
-
Igloo central heating seller
-
jumping bean trainer
-
kissing coach
-
leather fetish guru :o
-
Multiple orgasum organiser :lol:
-
naughty knickers retailer
-
Open door shutter
-
pea-shooter calibrator
-
Quick fit fitters fitter
-
route march planner
-
Stop,gap,stopper
-
tangerine peeler
-
ugly fruit beautician
-
Vacuum cleaner sucker upper releaser
-
water closet dryer
-
X marks the spot finder
-
Yogi Bear impersonator
-
Zulu warrior spear sharpener
-
automatic response provider
-
Betty Boop admirer
-
copper-bottomed vessel tester
-
Dirty Harry's hygiene inspector
-
Eccles cake factory's fly swatter
-
Fondant shaper
-
grumpy cat pacifier
-
Happy hour presenter
-
ice-cream licker into shape
-
Jettisoned fuel,adjuster
-
kludge corrector
-
lint remover
-
magnetic flux direction modifier
-
noodle extruder
-
Open door closer
-
poor of the parish financial affairs adjuster
-
Quibble free zone attendant
-
reversed polarity of the neutron flow detector
-
Soggy biscuit dryer-outer.
-
Teabag filler
-
urban sprawl planner
-
Vaseline sales person.
-
Wet wipe wringer outer
-
Xylophone tuner
-
yam grower's quality control assistant
-
Zimmer brakes fitter
-
axle greaser
-
blockage clearer
-
Chain saw sharpener
-
dragon tamer
-
Egg on face cleaner upper
-
Fart gas igniter
-
Gonzo the Great impersonator
-
Hairy Mary's dressmaker
-
itch scratcher
-
Java Runtime Environment Protection Officer
-
Kaylie straw sucker
-
lollipop stick inserter
-
marmalade boiler
-
Naughty joke teller
-
original thought dispenser
-
Petty theft organiser
-
Queen's privy-seat pre-warmer
-
rune transcriber
-
solar flare counter
-
Traffic warden assassinator
-
uniform disturbance distributor
-
Vicious bull tamer
-
wedding dresses recycler
-
just up so brain not functioning and I get an X
Xerox copy copier
-
young antiquarian
-
Zulu impi organiser and trainer
-
asteroid tracker
-
bubble collector
-
Canapés cutter
-
dragon slayer
-
egg-cup decorator
-
fig roll fig inserter
-
German sausage translator
-
Hairy Mary fan club leader
-
implant injection specialist
-
Jigsaw jig saw cutter
-
knave's tarts taster
-
Long horn cattle rustler
-
midge inspector
-
Nit cracker
-
obelisk erector
-
Pole cat pole dancer teacher
-
queen bee's mite remover
-
Rust collector
-
Sanskrit translator
-
toothpaste tube pre-squeezer
-
Upside down cake turner over
-
victoria sponge cake tester
-
Window cleaners chamois wringer
-
xenotransplantation experimenter
-
Yule log stacker
-
Zip wire specialist
-
Advent calendar recycler
-
boil squeezer :ouch:
-
Cable Jointer :P
-
Dragon boat race organiser
-
ecclesiastical scholar
-
FireBrick investigator
-
Glad rags clothes dealer
-
handkerchief initial embroiderer
-
input/output re-director
-
Janet and John book readers
-
klystron tuner
-
Little and Large look a likes
-
magnetron coupling specialist
-
Neuro surgeons hand steadier
-
Openreach's round-tuit dispenser
-
Petrified forest soother
-
queue reverser
-
rust remover
-
Remover. Furniture
-
Er, wrong game, Liz - keep off the 'nip. ;)
-
shoe upper stretcher, bunions, for the use of.
-
if I am like this before I start my chemo I dare not think what up I might be posting later
Talent spotters spotter
-
upstairs maid's stand-in
-
ventriloquism tutor
-
wide-band attenuator adjuster
-
Xmas card distributor
-
yarrow root dryer and grinder
-
ZZ Top roadie
-
alphabet spaghetti, number of letters per can checker
-
Best in show judge
-
cabbage patch pest remover
-
Doppelgängers double provider
-
ear-wax analyst
-
Flexible friend organiser
-
goose-grease applier
-
Hairy Mary's personal trainer
-
imperfect Bath-bun rejecter
-
Jitter bug exterminator
-
King class tortoise inspector
-
leopard spot counter
-
morning room bell ringer
-
Nagging wife exterminator
-
octopus wrestler
-
Pumpkin pie taster
-
quote rearranger
-
Rustic fencing designer
-
slipstream slider
-
traffic light sequencer
-
underground utility inspector-general
-
Venn diagram illustrator
-
weather vane installer
-
... X-band Radar Electrical Engineer ·
-
Yellowdog Updater, Modified (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowdog_Updater,_Modified)
-
Z - not me again
Zip lock bag zip repairer
-
automatic line build-out checker
-
Barry island fairground attendant
-
cream cake quality tester
-
Digestive biscuit maker
-
Eccles cake fly remover
-
Flying fox instructor
-
Geiger counter counter
-
Hairy Mary's halo polisher
-
Iridium satellite tracker
-
Juniper berry collector
-
Kitizens advice centre adviser
-
lupin picker
-
muck-spreader driver's assistant
-
Night soil emptier
-
original thought plagiarist
-
Pretty polly stocking holder ups
-
quartal harmoniser
-
Resistant Farmer.
-
Soap dispenser
-
tarantella instructor
-
Umbrage taker
-
Vicious Line Stat Recorder.
-
water-closet brass-ware polisher
-
X-ray Scientist.
-
Yeti tracker
-
Zest Grater.
-
Appalachian dulcimer tuner
-
bandage winder
-
Cog Twister.
-
deficit reduction advisor
-
ear-wax removal specialist
-
fishy smell investigator
-
G.Fast equipment installer
-
High crosstalk manager.
-
Instant whip mixer
-
Juice Maker.
-
knife sharpener's grindstone wheel turner
-
Licking Burakkucat.
-
Meddling male
-
Nutty Professor.
-
orange juice concentrator
-
puzzle solver
-
Queen's throne pre-warmer
-
right of way director
-
sugar-plum-fairy's dancing instructor
-
Toffee apple taster
-
Undertaker.
-
Victoria sponge cake quality tester
-
Welling throwing judge
-
X=24 advocate
-
Yeast distiller
-
zodiacal sign re-interpreter
-
Aphrodisiac mixer
-
Bench Presser.
-
colon internal examiner
-
Distinguisher.
-
Envelope sealer
-
Frying Proffesional.
-
ground-swell reduction analyst
-
Hydrologist.
-
Illusionist
-
Juicer.
-
kinky boots cobbler
-
Lactose Maker.
-
Minnie Mouse impersonator
-
Neon Destroyer.
-
Openreach quality control inspector
-
Phone Line Inspector.
-
Q tip shaper
-
Reading Teacher.
-
signalling code-word interpreter
-
Terrestrial marketer.
-
Ultravox fan club secretary
-
Vestal virgin enumerator
-
whippet walker
-
Xtra curriculum teacher. says Liz cheating
-
Yo-Yo Professional.
-
Zulu Warrier spear sharpener
-
Apple Corer.
-
belch attenuator
-
Cat nip nipper
-
dungeon of doom deviant
-
Eccles cake currant spacer
-
Fishing Investigator.
-
garden gnome annihilator
-
Heuristic Analyser.
-
Indiana Jones impersonator
-
Juggler.
-
kevlar bulletproof vest tester :shoot:
-
Lemon Squeezer Impersonator.
-
marzipan sculptor
-
Neurologist.
-
Oriental occultation observer
-
peppercorn grinder
-
quoit recoverer
-
Risla rolling paper measurer
-
Salt Grinder.
-
talisman designer
-
Underwear Designer.
-
violet ointment manufacturer
-
www organiser
-
Xavier Impersonator.
-
yam masher's assistant
-
Zizizizizi.
-
Agadoo singer
-
Buttress Root Maintainer.
-
cow pat collector
-
Drippy nose wiper
-
ear-wax extractor
-
Fat Extractor.
-
Gunge gatherer
-
halitosis classifier
-
Italic letter straightener
-
Jumping Enthusiast.
-
klaxon sounder's stand-in
-
Last post player
-
Mosquito Illiminator.
-
numpty impersonator
-
Okey dokey dancer
-
pornographer :angel:
-
Quantum leap trainer
-
rustic ironwork rejuvenator
-
Sunbeam snarer
-
turbid fluid inspector
-
Unit trust disbeliever
-
variable interest rate adjuster
-
Wellington boot hole patcher
-
Xmas card verse writer
-
Youth Grater.
-
ZZ Top beard trimmer
-
AXe murderers axe sharpener
-
belly-dancer's fluff removal expert
-
continuity announcer's scriptwriter
-
damp-patch dryer
-
energy monitor monitor
-
fundamental frequency analyser
-
GDO (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grid_dip_oscillator) calibrator
-
Heaviside layer investigator
-
Ink monitor
-
jerry can filler
-
Kingfisher spotter
-
long-tailed pair (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Differential_amplifier#Long-tailed_pair) calibrator
-
Matterhorn climber's guide
-
night soil (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_soil) collector
-
Orange peel cutter
-
peanut oil extractor
-
Quantum leap,athlete
-
radio wave straightener
-
short wave lengthener
-
tulip planter
-
unidentified cat detectorist
-
Very ice man finder
-
wisteria pruner
-
X exterminator
-
Apple corer
-
As we seemed to skipped over the letters Y & Z, I'll just continue with B . . .
bramble prickle remover
-
Candy crush game coordinator
-
drain cover inspector
-
ear wax collector
-
Fatty food merchant
-
greasy-spoon cafe proprietor
-
hornet exterminator
-
Indian summer forecaster
-
jam pot wasp-swatter
-
Kettle drummer
-
Lapsang souchong taster
-
molehill flattener
-
Nooky advisor
-
oligarch
-
pornographer's talent spotter
-
Quill pen sharpener
-
rat catcher
-
storm-drain outflow assessor
-
Taxidermist
-
unbeliever's knowledge base custodian
-
Very nice man syndrome developer
-
whistle pea inserter
-
xenograft donor
-
YMCA Dance coordinator
-
zero point defect consolidator
-
ADSL filter designer
-
BERT result examiner, co-incidentally named Bert. :D
-
Clart collector
-
daffodil sniffer and grader
-
ERNIE data controller - name of Ernie, as 'appens.
-
flying pig co-ordinator
-
gin rummy tournament organiser
-
horizon tilt adjuster screw clamp tightener's assistant
-
Igloo heating engineer
-
juniper berry quality controller
-
Kangaroo jumper trainer
-
leather wear retailer
-
maladministration investigator
-
nightingale tuner
-
organ stop engraver
-
piglets' tail curler
-
questionnaire compiler
-
rusty hinge oiler
-
Squeegee mop squeezer
-
turnip boiler's fire stoker
-
Up side down cake maker
-
Volume turner-upper
-
Wellington boot retailer at Worthy Farm, Glastonbury, Somerset. ::)
-
x-roads attendant
-
Yellow Basilicon Ointment (http://earnshawsherbaldispensary.co.uk/shop/yellow-basilicon-ointment.html) applier
-
Zingy Juices Retailer.
-
amino acid analyser
-
Betty Boop impersonator
-
custard pie flinger
-
diabolo tosser
-
echo locator
-
French kissing tutor
-
gnu emulator
-
Happy Eater logo designer
-
industrial espionage investigator-general
-
jam doughnut jam inserter
-
Krusty the Clown impersonator
-
lasso instructor
-
muffin manipulator
-
No man's land negotiator
-
Orange Peeler.
-
parachute test jumper :fingers:
-
quern stone re-profiling grinder
-
RealPlayer Developer.
-
storm-drain cleaner
-
Tesco cashier
-
underground jointing chamber inspector
-
VAT Inspector >:D :'(
-
wave watcher and reporter
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X-Ray Spex roadie
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yellow fog generator
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Zulu warrier's spear sharpener
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access network local loop loss investigator
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beetroot pickler
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cow-pat collector
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Dalek plunger fitter
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E-side cable pressurisation meter reader's assistant
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flute hole driller
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gnat bite inspector
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Hairy Mary's leg shaver
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ingrowing toe-nail remover
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jukebox installer
-
klaxon regulator
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"Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" pronunciation tutor
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mildew criticiser
-
numismatist
-
Openreach Overlord ;)
-
pilchard packer
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Quark Measurement Analyst
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red-lead painter, elderly GPO cast iron cabinets, for the use of
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soldering iron tip filer
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Trident Missile launch button polisher
This is a weird thread, just sayin'
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This is a weird thread, just sayin'
Un-understood reason explainer
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Verruca extractor
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wart transplant specialist :o
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XAMPP designer
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Y-chromosome enhancer
-
Zebra Crossing Stripe Painter
-
anti-phase noise inserter
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band-stop filter fitter
-
closed feed-back loop interrupter
-
dark fibre illuminator
-
error seconds per minute miss-counter
-
Fish Finger Fryer
-
Gastronomical Experimenter.
-
Huawei firmware flasher
-
Instrument Tester.
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junction box re-wirer
-
Kaolin mixer
-
Line Checker.
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MSAN remote re-configurator
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Nut cracker cracker
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original thought processor
-
Pease pudding maker
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Q-tips packer
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reflection reflector
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Sugar lump former
-
toll-gate toll collector
-
unicycle mechanic
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virtual circuits' virtual user
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Womble herder
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X exemplorary school teacher sorry
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yellow submarine torpedo loader
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Zealous street preacher
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air guitar tuner
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"big bang" silencer
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Crisp crisper
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domino spot painter
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Eggy bread maker
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fibre optic fusion splicer's assistant
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Glamorous gold digger
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Handyman
-
ink colour mixer
-
Juke Box Jury (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juke_Box_Jury) rigger
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Kipper boner
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Luddite modernisation committee chairman
-
muddle minded middle manager
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No nonsense stores manager
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overcharge specialist
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penny arcade supervisor
-
quark counter
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Rustic railing rectifier
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slot machine cash collector
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tintinnabulation tracker
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Universal hub fitter
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Victorian version verifier
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Womble census enumerator
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X - let me think
Xmas cards maker (sorry)
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yard-arm measurer
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Zucchini pasta maker
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audio circuit attenuation adjuster
-
barnstormer
-
cornflake crunch classifier
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Drag artiste makeup adviser
-
extraterrestrial entity examiner
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Filler of fig biscuits
-
gnus' gnashers examiner
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Hairy Mary's hairdresser
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input-output directionally confused processor
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jail security consultant
-
kitten herder
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leaf mould distributor
-
millimetric wave guider
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Nose doctor
-
original though plagiarist
-
piano polisher
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Quartermaster's counter outer
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rejected residue returner
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sandbag distributor
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Teletubbies aerial tweaker
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Uber cab driver
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violet ink refill filler
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warp drive exhaust fitter
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X word designer
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yokel enumerator
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Zedonk breader
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animal cross-fertiliser!
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blow-pipe tester
-
carrot dicer
-
domino-toppler
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Erotic dancer
-
fandango instructor (both light and heavy)
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gerontologist
-
herpes inspector
-
India rubber tester
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jack-in-a-box spring calibrator's assistant
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killer whale counter
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litter picking scheduler
-
mountain peak height measurer
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nightwatchman
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Official Officiator
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Pea soup thickness measurer
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Queen's corgi walker
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rabbit hole surveyor
-
slide slipperiness scrutiniser
-
tea-bag perforations creator
-
un-perforated teabag remover
-
valve radio repairer
-
window cleaner's ladder repairer
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xylophone tuner
-
yellow pages printer
-
zirconium smelter
-
automatic line build-out examiner
-
Big data scientist
-
colonic irrigation nurse
-
dioptric adjustment calibrator
-
echo canceller circuit adjustment specialist
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French window installer
-
gnome sculptor
-
hyacinth planters mate
-
inertia conservator
-
junior assistant pencil sharpener
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klingon eradicator
-
lamb chop packer
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mint sauce manufacturer
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nasturtium grower
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orbital alignment modifier
-
postbox painter
-
query questioner
-
redaction pen supplier
-
sardine sexer
-
trombone polisher
-
upside-down cake baker
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Vestal virgin inspector-general.
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water cooler filler
-
X-ray tube spurious emissions observer
-
Yellow Submarine submariner
-
Zulu Dance jump height measurer
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Alpha particle catcher
-
Bear tooth scraper
-
chairlift cable greaser
-
Donald Trump kissogram :no:
-
ear-wax extractor
-
flat-earth evidence gatherer
-
goblin gubbins gather
-
hobbit house inspector
-
imp hunter
-
jelly wobble classifier
-
Krusty Krab burger flipper
-
leg puller
-
Marmite blender
-
naughty knickers door-to-door salesman
-
organic carrot peeler
-
pornographer's image curator
-
quince de-seeder
-
roll of honour compiler
-
Sub-atomic particle size estimator
-
tuning-fork tuner
-
unilateral negotiator
-
veil opacity measurer
-
wax sculptor
-
xanthum gum stirrer
-
yellow-dog updater, modified
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Zedonk stripe variation recorder
-
atrium designer
-
basal plate investigator
-
colostomy surgeon
-
drama queen
-
electric bike motor repairer
-
fish-cake flinger from Finchley
-
gastronomy guru
-
horseshoe crab re-homer
-
intestinal tract untangler
-
Japanese sake distiller :yum:
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Kenwood mixer demonstrator
-
Last Chance Saloon bartender
-
mighty melon grower
-
nacho quality inspector
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Ofcom efficiency monitor
-
phantom plum picker
-
quiz master
-
rectilinear artwork rounder
-
small game hunter
-
teletubby slimming coach
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Undercarriage inspector
-
vital statistics collector
-
wishing well coin collector
-
X-Gerät system beam distorter
-
toenail painter
-
toenail painter
Has somebody been at my catnip? ???
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Has somebody been at my catnip? ???
Hmmm...the medication's stronger than I thought! :paperbag:
Yodel competition adjudicator
-
zebra stripe contrast reducer
-
Alhambra Palace guide
-
bus signwriter
-
clockwork toy collector
-
Double-Dutch translator
-
echo-sounder echo remover
-
Fun prevention officer
-
Gobstopper chewability accessor
-
heavy goods vehicle weight reducer
-
icicle remover
-
juniper berry ripeness tester
-
Klingon warrior
-
lumpy custard strainer
-
mosaic mortar mixer
-
Norman Conquest narrator
-
over-ripe pineapple quality recorder
-
pea-shooter calibrator
-
quarter-hour chime regulator
(How do I keep getting "Q" :ouch:)
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(How do I keep getting "Q" :ouch: )
You're not having any 'P's and need to get your 'R's in gear. ;)
robot refurbisher
-
secretion categoriser
-
tall ship mast erector
-
umber burner
-
value evaluator
-
wolf impersonator
-
yak milker
-
zombie disperser
-
Arthurian Tales collector
-
bat-out-of-hell turbocharger
-
concertina pleat folder
-
dromedary hump inspector
-
erogenous zone mapper
-
fairy-cake decorator
-
giraffe reticulation cataloguer
-
high frequency squeak detector
-
Illuminati General Secretary
-
junior school sound-proofing specialist
-
kissagram Tester
-
llama beautician
-
Mexican-wave coordinator
-
Neolithic cave artist
-
orthogonal answer provider
-
prototype plane pilot
-
Queen Anne furniture leg inspector's assistant
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Reproduction furniture spotter
-
steam-train trunnion lubricator
-
taxi valeting operative
-
uniform button polisher
-
violet unction manufacturer
-
whistle-stop tour guide
-
xanthan gum supplier
-
yard-arm inspector
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Zorro impersonator
-
alum re-crystalliser
-
Boris Johnson lookalike :no:
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catmint dealer :cool:
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Data Set Ready inhibitor
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ECHO TESTER... echo tester...echo tester
-
French horn unwinder
-
Goat sucker (Google it ;) )
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Happy Days fan-club manager
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island cartographer
-
Jury room de-bugger
-
kite-string untangler
-
long-tail pair incorporater
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microscope lens cleaner
-
national lottery ball engraver
-
ocean wave collector ???
-
political expediency planner
-
quiz question compiler
-
retrograde step measurer
-
single-mode optical fibre fusion joint inspector
-
traffic light bulb changer
-
universal underwater data up-loader
-
velvet pile thickness measurer
-
Wet Nellie (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_Nellie) test pilot
-
X-plane regular pilot
-
yule log chocolate viscosity assurer
-
zeta function consistency inspector
-
ancient armour lubricator
-
bombard fuse lighter
-
cat collar elastic fitter :cat:
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Donald Duck quack imitator
(I very nearly typed "Donald Dump president imitator". ::) )
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escapology instructor
-
French beret sizer
-
German Shepherd trainer
-
helmet decorator
-
indoor cricket commentator
-
Japanese knotweed eradicator
-
kernel package set builder
-
linoleum tile colour inspector
-
Mexican wave surfer
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negative no not nothing naysayer
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ocelot organiser
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positron polarity prover
-
quarry rock blaster
-
rice grain sizer
-
sharks' teeth sharpness tester
-
tripod leg counter
-
underground duct entry-point caulker
-
vacuum cleaner maintenance technician
-
walrus tusk refurbishment agent
-
zebra crossing stud polisher
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zebra crossing stud polisher
Hmm, something's gone a bit wrong with the alphabet!
Xenon gas storage tank maker.
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yesterday's error corrector :paperbag:
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active alarm deactivator
-
brown bear tracker
-
cream cake considerater
-
desiccator enclosure sealer
-
extra high frequency reducer
-
"Fools and money" reuniter
-
Great Wall of China length checker
-
Hadrian's Wall surveyor
-
iTalk branded modem/router debrander
-
just-in-time stock checker
-
kilocalorie counter
-
Laugh-o-meter calibrator
-
messes and muddles monitor (in Teletubbie-land)
-
nickelodeon service technician
-
out-of-the-box ideas realism decider
-
patch-cord preener
-
quinoa harvester
-
ruby-red vintage port quality controller
-
sugar-coated pill sweetness assessor
-
termite terminator
-
uniform resource locator locator
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value for money deal checker
-
waistcoat button sewer
-
xanthan gum extractor
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yak harness maker
-
Zulu warrior ceremonial spear maker
-
azimuth recorder
-
Boston Tea-party researcher
-
crustacean claw collector and connoisseur
-
duckweed distribution density data disseminator
-
evil empire extermination expert
-
free radical collector
-
Grumpy Cat (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumpy_Cat)'s happiness instructor (failed)
-
"Hold the front page!" announcer
-
"Imaginary Friend" photographer
-
journey's end back-to-the-beginning guide
-
Kilohm correct 'k' case inspector. (Oops! :-[ (http://forum.kitz.co.uk/index.php/topic,21247.msg368400.html#msg368400))
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little-end bearing lining replacement operative
-
mother-in-law's tongue sharpness tester
-
nasty-niff neutraliser
-
Orthogonality verification clerk
-
pomegranate preener
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quiche lorraine maker
-
rust reduction re-doubler
-
Super-hero power evaluator
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Trappist beer quality tester :drink:
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unloved relic devotee
-
vaulting horse suede brusher
-
weekend wildlife watcher
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"X is the twenty-fourth letter of the alphabet" proclaimer.
-
Yeti identification expedition organiser
-
Zeta functions list compiler
-
'A to Z of Occupations' game rules umpire.
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Big Nellie's handmaiden
-
County Council councillor's counsellor
-
Dérailleur mechanic
-
egg examiner and grader
-
fortune cookie writer
-
gravel sizer
-
Heaviside Layer lightener
-
ionosphere sampler
-
jumper-wire de-tangle specialist
-
kilt pleat presser
-
lantern re-filler and lighter
-
millstone installer
-
null-seeker
-
ostrich egg sexer
-
penguin portrait artist
-
query avoidance operative
-
retro games console repairer
-
shrill shriek sounder servicing operative
-
tennis-ball de-fluffer
-
ugly bug beautician
-
Vatican City wall inspector
-
wizard un-masker general
-
xenon headlight aligner
-
yellow crayon refurbishment specialist
-
Zeus' statue cleaner
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auto-manual centre manager
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balustrade painter
-
canon-ball maker
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dancing pig choreographer
-
evening star brilliance adjuster
-
fish tank filler
-
gnome's golf-ball gatherer
-
Half Dome mountain guide
-
"inimitable actor" impressionist
-
jail cell designer
-
knights' armour polisher
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Leg before wicket adjudicator
-
modem PCB scrutiniser and circuit analyser
-
neapolitan chocolate decorator
-
other-world bug-eyed-monster examiner
-
paper plate washer
-
Quorn cube cutter
-
rectilinear obloid internal angle specialist
-
spaghetti grower (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU)
-
tie-pin conformance officer
-
uniform uniformness regulator
-
virtual reality virtualiser
-
woolly mammoth groomer
-
xylene flammability tester
-
Yarnfield Park (https://www.yarnfieldpark.com/about) training and conference centre advertiser
-
złoty collector & polisher
-
alarm bell sounder
-
bandstand erector
-
collet chuck concentricity calibrator
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Duck race judge
-
elementary particle classifier
-
firkin tapper
-
G-plan furniture curator
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Hospital sign painter
-
igloo central heating engineer
-
jack-in-a-box spring tester
-
kilogram reference standard cleaner
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local oscillator alignment specialist
-
Middle-Earth historian
-
null locator
-
oscilloscope calibrator
-
per-band parameters analyser
-
quiet line listener
-
ring-back tester
-
safety-glass quality tester
-
throughput speed measurer
-
utility belt assembler
-
viola repairer
-
whistle pea sizer
-
X-banishment-society founder-member
-
Yucatán crater explorer
-
Zed-Bed creator
-
Alphabetti Spaghetti letter counter
-
beta test software reviewer
-
creative chocolate confectionery connoisseur
-
defined delta function displayer
-
election fraud inspector
-
funny-farm fruitcake impersonator
-
glass eye colourist
-
humbug pre-sucker
-
infinity counter (they're not all the same you know!)
-
Junos configuration reverser
-
klaxon loudness assessor
-
lumberjack's twig pruning assistant
-
mineshaft depth measurer
-
nasal-hair trimming specialist
-
ocular correction technician
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PA volume monitor
-
quoit manufacturer
-
refectory menu planner
-
secondary winding tap adjuster
-
transformer core laminate adjuster
-
unction colourant
-
vibraphone tuner
-
Wellington boot leakage classifier
-
Xanadu tourist guide
-
yew tree bark cleaner
-
Zig-zag painter's assistant
-
automatic half-barrier level-crossing inspector
-
bean-counter's junior assistant
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coin-box mechanism de-jammer
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detention supervisor
-
ear-wax classifier and collator
-
foreign object collector
-
general dogsbody
-
harmonic counter and separator
-
itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini sewing technician
-
jug juggler
-
kite aerodynamics engineer
-
left-handed lime-squeezer's linoleum washer
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mermaid's hair stylist
-
no not nothing numpty negator
-
obfuscation code cracker
-
putrid pus-infected pimple squeezer :ouch:
-
questionable practices exposer
-
rust removal and relic restoration specialist
-
Special Constable
-
tea-bag recycler
-
umbilical cord cutter's assistant
-
vein palpitator
-
weather-vane pivot lubricator
-
xanthan gum mixer
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yo-yo string winder
-
zinc plating inspector
-
ancient artefact archiver
-
bracket aligner general
-
cantilever bridge designer
-
dog rose cultivator
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Extra-terrestrial life investigator
-
franking machine ink filler
-
gnomon alignment inspector
-
headless chicken catcher
-
interference nullifying operative's gopher
-
just-in-case warehouse storeman
-
Kilner Jar rubber seal quality controller
-
Linseed Oil viscosity examiner
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modem statistics collator
-
nectarine harvester
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OXO cube counter
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peroxide strength measurer
-
"Quiet line test" announcer
-
rail track layer
-
test access matrix installer
-
test access matrix installer
Slip-up highlighter ;)
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tulip buyer
-
universal co-ordinates distributor
-
volleyball court painter
-
Walter's wheelbarrow tracker
-
xebec sail repairer
-
YouTube critic
-
zephyr wind yacht racer
-
ambergris collector
-
bellows leak repairer
-
chestnut paling straightener
-
diffraction grating etcher
-
emerald miner's assistant
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flame thrower nozzle adjuster
-
G.Fast access spectrum enhancer
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Halley's comet tracker
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Input mode auto error-corrector
-
Jovian weather forecaster
-
halo polisher's assistant
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halo polisher's assistant
Had a bit too much catnip burakkucat? :lol:
kaleidoscope pattern assessor
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Had a bit too much catnip burakkucat? :lol:
Yes. :-[ Somebody reversed the flow of the alphabet!
left-handed screw-thread cutter
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microscope lens cleaner
-
night-soil removal operative
-
orange marmalade peel slicer
-
Princess Phoo-Phung impersonator
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Queen's Corgi walker (retired)
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rusty rack remover
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spare tyre technician
-
telepathic telephony technician
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underbody sealant sprayer
-
vivacious viola valuer
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weeping wart classifier
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x rated capacitor measurer
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Y-axis display expander
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Zorro's sword sharpener
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Avogadro's number checker.
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binary digit classifier
-
court jester
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digital watch calibrator
-
Eeyore's rather boggy, sad and gloomy place refurbisher.
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fisheye lens polisher
-
grommet sizer
-
high-wire safety inspector
-
golf buggy mechanic
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golf buggy mechanic
Please save some of the cat-nip for me! :D
ice-house insulation checker
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Julian date converter
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kilohertz frequency counter
-
limousine chauffeur
-
mouse tracker
-
next-to-nothing evaluator
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onion-ring fryer
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patriotic song writer
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quarrelsome know-it-all
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recumbent bicycle technician
-
Please save some of the cat-nip for me! :D
Oops! :-[
squash court designer
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tone generator output quality controller's apprentice
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umbrella wind resistance assessor
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violent chimpanzee tamer
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whizz-bang firework designer
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XTC's* guitar tuner
*erstwhile beat combo m'lud
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yawn specialist
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zip-line safety inspector
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Albatross egg inspector
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bilirubin testing chemist
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calorific counter of carboniferous compounds
-
Dastardly and Muttley cartoon animator
-
ear-wax classifier
-
false ceiling erector
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goat hoof polisher
-
hula hoop roundness measurer
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irritant's irritater
-
Jesters' competence assessor
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Kindergarten instigator
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Lamp wick trimmer
-
microcode quality controller
-
non-Newtonian fluid viscosity measurer
-
organo-phosphate pesticide residue analyst
-
platelet counter's assistant
-
quarry dust reduction specialist
-
rainbow chaser
-
steam-train pressure-gauge observer
-
traffic-light bulb changer
-
underwear quality controller
-
vacuum cleaner assembler
-
weather-vane pivot lubricator
-
Xerox printer technician
-
yak racer
-
Z-Cars memorabilia collector
-
auto-manual centre display screen cleaner
-
bannister-rail polisher
-
chimney sweep's brush cleaner's assistant
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digital frame configurer
-
emu tamer
-
flatulence qualifier :sick:
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Great Britain greatness assessor
-
helipad painter
-
intermediate frequency selector
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jalopy dent basher
-
Klaxon tuner
-
limpet mine defuser
-
megalomaniac's importance bubble burster
-
nit-nurse (retired)
-
open-source software champion and defender of principles
-
python tamer
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Quorn slicer
-
rusty relic examiner
-
salami slicer
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turnip researcher
-
umbrella repairer
-
Venetian blind assembler
-
wind tunnel fan lubricator
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Xtube pornographer
-
yellow line yellowness assessor
-
zoo inspector
-
Andy Pandy impersonator
-
bicycle tuner
-
cryptic messages maestro
-
drain rod repairer
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effluent disposal operative
-
fake taxi undercover agent
-
gastric gurgle quantifier
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halogen lamp changer
-
iodine purifier (by sublimation)
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Jack-in-the-box spring tester
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Kings Oak acorn grower
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Lego brick size inspector
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meal ticket inspector
-
narwhal tusk measurer
-
ozone layer expert
-
poly-sulphur allotrope collector
-
quilt knitter
-
retrospective permission authoriser
-
surgeon assistant
-
tactical error corrector
-
underground chamber discoverer and documenter
-
vulcanic documenter
-
Willy Wonka's chocolate production supervisor
-
x-connector specialist
-
yacht varnish gloss assessor
-
zirconium manufacturing expert
-
aluminium smelter
-
billy goat trainer
-
coat hanger
-
diesel tank cleaner
-
flight control technician
-
E?
-
E?
expert on everything
-
granite sculptor
-
haemaglobin harvester
-
itanium processor engineer
-
juniper berry squeezer
-
kermit mascot
-
Liver bird (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liver_bird) droppings removal operative
-
macramé tutor
-
Nice biscuit name stamper
-
other world investigator
-
popular uprising supervisor
-
quartermaster
-
Ruthenium prospector
-
safety first instructor
-
trombone polisher
-
umbilical cord-cutting scissor sharpener's assistant
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virtual LAN re-router
-
whisky barrel inspector
-
XML developer
-
yam harvester
-
zero error collector
-
alphabet jigsaw puzzle cutter
-
blanket coverage provider
-
couturier's collection co-ordinator
-
D-side distance displayer
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E-side attenuation estimator
-
famished flamingo feeder
-
glitter colour sorter
-
harness-maker's handyman assistant
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itinerant busker
-
jelly-baby flavour tester
-
Kit-kat break tester
-
locksmith
-
mustard strength tester
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NACK (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acknowledgement_(data_networks)) negator
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Openreach technician's apprentice
-
prune syrup concentrator
-
quack doctor
-
rare breeds breeder
-
synchrotron radiation catcher
-
Teletubbies set builder
-
unicorn horn polisher
-
voyage captain
-
Welshcake baker
-
X-chromosome enhancer
-
Yagi aerial tester
-
Z-Match antenna tuner builder
-
apple cider brewer
-
bloomers reinforcer
-
classic car restorer.
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delphinium grower
-
elements researcher
-
follicle inspector general
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galanthus breeder
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hair shirt maker
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injury claim specialist
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journey time lengthener
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Kiss Me Quick hat maker
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love guru
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monster raving loony modifier
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next-day-delivery driver
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orifice inspector
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parlour maid
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quiche recipe formulator
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rich-list compiler
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star-dust collector
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tomato ketchup blender
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underground cable tunnel investigator
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vestibule designer
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wealth estimator
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X-wing starfighter ground crew
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Y-wing Starfighter pilot
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zoo cage welder
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albatross wing span measurer
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Bolognese sauce taster
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Chinese Laundry Inspector
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draft excluder manufacturer
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Eiffel Tower guide
-
frog spawn counter
-
grass seed packer
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helium balloon filler
-
innermost secret exposer
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Jesters outfit tailor
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Kilostream circuit de-commissioner
-
leopard skin print dressmaker
-
mashed potato creaminess assessor
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neutron polariser
-
optical illusion illustrator
-
pie and mash purveyor
-
quintessentially British brands buyer
-
reinforced concrete reinforcer
-
synchronous digital highway master-clock setter
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telecom "gubbins" museum curator
-
underground plant specialist
-
vacuum chamber seal technician
-
weather balloon inflater
-
x-rated movie classifier
-
yellow-eye lotion quality controller
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zoology lecturer
-
alpha particle collector
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broadband speed collator
-
cracker crispness checker
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dimness coefficient calculator
-
egg Lion mark designer
-
forest ranger
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grated cheese grader
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helmet and visor valet
-
invisibility cloak tester
-
jellied eels vendor
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king prawn boiler and vendor
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lime mortar mixer
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murky water clarifier
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newt breeder
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origami master
-
pedestrian crossing painter
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quencher of quarrels
-
rebel leader
-
sneezewort sniffer
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Transient noise chaser
-
U-bend purifier
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Vatican City police inspector
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Window bricker-upper (tax avoidance) specialist
-
xanthan gum manufacturer
-
yellow custard colour adjustment operative
-
zircon miner
-
azimuth tilt adjuster
-
Build-A-Bear Workshop special offer creator (unemployed (https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/jul/12/build-bear-workshop-bargain-teddy-offer-sparks-chaotic-scenes-across-britain) )
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cloud creator
-
dial pulse speed adjustment technician
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echo absorber
-
fridge repair engineer
-
Gigabit Ethernet buzzword generator
-
halo polisher
-
instant ice-cube provider
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Jackanory story editor
-
kettle drum skin fitter
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left-handed screw-thread cutter
-
miniature model maker
-
negative-feedback amplifier line-up operative
-
outrageous costume designer
-
pith-helmet manufacturer (African explorers, for the use of)
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QI question researcher
-
rusty suit-of-armour refurbisher
-
sliding door fitter
-
trumpet tuner's tool-kit tuning-fork tester
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Undercliff Walk safety inspector
-
violet ink certifier
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Water purity examiner
-
x-equivalence quality inspector
-
youth pastor
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Zippo lighter tester
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attenuation inverter
-
ballcock adjuster
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donner meat slicer
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[ :hmm: We seem to have got out of sequence . . .]
clavichord tuner
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eclipse spotter
[I'm assuming we've used 'D']
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field walker
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guitar stringer
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harpsichord pedal lubricator
-
Irish bouzouki luthier
-
journal entry (surreptitious) modifier
-
kettle element fitter
-
laser beam inverter
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Moggy stroker
-
niche market stall holder
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organ restorer's leather-work patcher
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Peter Piper's pepper pickler
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quarrelsome questioner
-
royal male's valet
-
sock-puppet stuffer
-
twin-lens reflex restorer
-
underground plant de-mystifier
-
Velociraptor egg hunter......
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warning Klaxon immediate-muter's assistant
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xenophilic tourist guide
-
yellow submarine ballast-tank inspector
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Zappa (Frank) fan club secretary
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anchor dropper
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boiled-egg flinger
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Catherine wheel igniter
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dummy-load inserter
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extreme sports commentator
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fountain coin collector
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gavel head refurbishment specialist
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hula hoop roundness calibrator
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infected ingrowing toenail extractor
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Jubilee party organiser
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kale harvester
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lute re-stringer
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mouth organ reed inserter
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nose hair trimming technician
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orifice outflow organiser
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putting green hole inspector
-
Quiet Zone enforcer
-
rigid regulation rescinder
-
suspended ceiling installer
-
torque converter oil-exchange specialist
-
underbody sealant integrity inspector
-
vibration damping equipment OAM specialist
-
'West is best' jet-lag theory tester
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X inserter for the OXO brand name.
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yellowfin tuna fisherman
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Zeta Function (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_zeta_functions) analyser
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Allen key quality inspector
-
bobsleigh coach
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Cornish pasty adjudicator
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Danish pastry taster :yum:
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elephant-foot umbrella-stand manufacturer
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fandango dance instructor
-
gondola repairer
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Helmholtz resonator tweaker
-
indelible ink mark remover
-
jelly baby sex determiner
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kapok harvester
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Lilliputian model maker
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monster raving loony party candidate selector
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Neapolitan ice cream blender
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obelisk designer
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"Post Office" Tower external window cleaning operative
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Quartic function expert
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riding school saddle dresser
-
salt shaker hole driller
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terrarium designer
-
unexplained underground phenomenon analyser
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vigilante catcher
-
wisteria training and pruning specialist
-
Xexto (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Xexto/Legends) animator
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yellow yam cultivator
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zinc carbon cell tester
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aluminium smelter
-
boron rods inserter
-
coin-op laundromat operative
-
demon banisher
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Elephant's Ear Examiner
-
foxglove cross-pollinator
-
greenhouse glazier
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hive builder
-
intermediate distribution frame jumper inserter
-
just-in-time distribution planner
-
kilostream service terminator and asset recovery technician
-
lather consistency checker
-
mondegreen (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen) collector
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navel fluff inspector
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optional-extras pricing clerk
-
primordial soup enthusiast
-
quartermaster's store detective
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repeater station's trainee tea-boy
-
stargazer's telescope holder
-
tiara cleaner
-
underground vibration sensor logbook auditor
-
Victorian pipe cleaner collector
-
weasel waterproofing specialist
-
xylophone mallet maker
-
yard-arm certifier
-
Zaratite miner
-
apple pulper
-
beetroot slicer
-
carrot crusher
-
date picker
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egg date-stamper
-
fridge magnate
-
gnomon crafter
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Happiness distributor
-
impulsive impedance inspector
-
juice bottler
-
kernel compiler and distributor
-
Linux evangelist :linux:
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Microsoft missionary
-
No Such Agency operative
-
Ostrich farmer
-
pendulum adjuster
-
Quasimodo impersonator
-
rally car driver
-
slime-monster trainer
-
tomato pulper
-
uniform custard lumps distributor
-
virtual disk defragmenter (redundant)
-
whitewasher of window panes
-
X-Files archivist
-
Yin and Yang balancer
-
zero collator and analyser
-
aqueduct architect
-
baffled baffle installer
-
cream bun quality tester :yum:
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down-hole observer-general
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egg-timer calibrator
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fish soup bone checker
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gelatinous preservative quality controller
-
high-wire tension adjuster
-
impulse inverter
-
jousting coach
-
K6 telephone kiosk restorer
-
Labyrinth designer
-
magic mushroom grower
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natural remedy dispenser
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onion seller's bicycle mechanic
-
pressure cooker tester
-
quantum computing cryptology advocate
-
robot joint oiler
-
squash court line painter
-
tuning-fork tuner
-
unicycle seat adjuster
-
violet unction verifier
-
wellington boot leak sealer
-
xylophone transporter
-
"Yellow Submarine" animator
-
Z-particle containment and capture bottle specialist
-
Aluminium extrusion specialist
-
bald-head classifier
-
clock pendulum repairer
-
Devonshire smocking designer
-
elevator safety inspector
-
facial-fur modifier and stylist
-
goatee groomer
-
homburg refurbishment specialist :hat:
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interface compatibility engineer
-
jingle bell fitter
-
king-post decorative carver
-
leopards spots counter
-
marmalade boiler's assistant and jar steriliser
-
needlepoint stitcher
-
original humbug manufacturer
-
pointless exercise creator
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quaint folklore re-teller
-
rocking horse vet
-
sea-salt crystalliser
-
Triple Level Cell NAND fabricator
-
umbra observer and classifier
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vellum scraper
-
wishing well coin retriever
-
x collator
-
Yorkshire pudding fluffiness assessor
-
Zebedee (of magic roundabout fame) impersonator
-
anger management advisor
-
buffer overflow reducer
-
carrot orangeness assessor
-
doorknob polisher (redundant)
-
echo canceller calibrator
-
friendship ring sizer
-
golf ball dimple designer
-
high-voltage discharge initiator
-
impedance measurement technician
-
jousting tournament organiser
-
kickboxing coach
-
Linux kernel debugger
-
Mexican wave co-ordinator
-
nightdress flammability tester
-
oscilloscope calibration engineer
-
penny farthing restoration operative
-
quarry stone grader
-
reliquary restorer
-
sobriety test constructor
-
tintinnabulation classifier
-
unimplemented rule enforcer
-
violent vole calmer
-
windsurfing sail decorator
-
X (Meaning that I cannot think of anything worthy and have failed . . .)
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yeshiva teacher
-
Zebra-stripe blanket weaver.
@burakkucat - I sympathise as I always dread getting X (Q and Z are not much better) :)
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artefact arranger at the V&A
-
boron rods inserter
-
cannibal researcher
-
Domesday book archivist
-
egg grader and stamper with the Lion mark
-
fish scale counter
-
grape picker
-
ice-cube inspector and quality controller
-
Half-asleep-moderator rouser... ;)
Jacket potato grader/sizer
-
king-size bed tester :sleep:
-
Lidocaine potency checker
-
mouse population reduction operative
-
New Scotland Yard revolving sign speed monitor
-
onion-seller's bicycle maintainer
-
pork pie pastry preparer
-
quotation quiz question-master
-
Realtek audio driver code writer
-
sub-domain hosting name organiser
-
ticker-tape parade organiser
-
uniform layer of butter spreader
-
vellum paper maker
-
waiting room queue entertainer
-
x-ray tube high-vacuum establisher
-
Yankee Doodle Dandy historical researcher
-
Z Cars memorabilia collector
-
auto-manual board operator training-course organiser
-
back-office outsourcing specialist
-
call centre script writer :yuck:
-
down-hole investigator
-
elevator emergency brake tester.
-
fishpool flocculating filter fitter
-
grape growers' give-away guardian
-
hacksaw blade changer
-
ice-sculpturer's chain-saw blade lubricator
-
junior apprentice tea-maker (second class)
-
kite string winder
-
lithographic plate cleaner
-
military medal polisher
-
Nuns' Chorus conductor
-
obfuscation specialist
-
Planset modifier
-
quick-step dance instructor
-
rank and file allocator
-
sprocket aligner
-
tank track engineer
-
unified character set creator's bug-fixer
-
votive candle rack assembler
-
wax clarifier, votive candles, for the use of
-
X Men film expert
-
Yorick impersonator
-
ziggurat designer (retired)
-
alum purifier
-
Black Rod's robe maker
-
clarinet reed classifier
-
Dobro Resonator tuner
-
electric cycle mechanic
-
full flavoured dark unique beer tester
-
grape crusher's foot washer
-
handbell tuner
-
ice-berg mass estimator
-
juliet balcony installer
-
Kraken hunter
-
Lingonberry jam maker
-
monsoon measurer and classifier
-
nutmeg grater
-
orange marmalade tanginess assessor
-
perambulator mechanic
-
quarter-master, stores, query responder, for the use of
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recumbent bicycle designer
-
sunbeam deflector and concentrator
-
tortellini filler
-
umbrella company director
-
vampires coffin maker
-
Wednesday afternoon meeting organiser
-
xylograph print collector
-
YMCA events manager
-
Zambia tours coordinator
-
ambiguous decision maker
-
Brexit planning coordinator (I'm not sure this post has ever been filled ::))
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colonic irrigation specialist :o
-
donkey cart driver
-
envelope licker's tongue cleaner
-
funfair public safety inspector
-
gingham fabric weaver
-
Heaviside layer inspector and manipulator
-
ionospheric propagation forecaster
-
Jester's hat maker
-
Kobold hunter-in-chief
-
London to Brighton Veteran Car Run organiser
-
medieval reenactment specialist
-
Neptune orbital enhancement specialist
-
ocelot spot spotter
-
particle physicist
-
quiet line test listener
-
raspberry ripple retailer
-
Spotted Dick currant distribution checker
-
treacle distiller
-
unction practitioner
-
Variance estimator
-
Wensleydale cheese presser
-
Xenon hexafluoride sublimation specialist
-
yeast culture developer
-
zoonotic disease specialist
-
appliqué piece cutter
-
bongo drum tuner
-
catapult elastic maker
-
dumpling boiler's assistant tester
-
engine room oily rag distributor
-
Fender luthier
-
granite chipping grader
-
hessian sack repairer's needle threader
-
input data method validity confirming operative
-
just-in-case probability calculator
-
Kilostream NTU repair technician
-
Lithuanian dictionary compiler
-
Megastream management maestro
-
Nigerian traditional costume specialist
-
other-world investigator
-
'Plan B' planner
-
Queen Anne furniture restorer
-
Restorative Justice practitioner
-
secondary infection primary cause investigator
-
"Temporary interruption to transmission" announcer
-
Upside-down cake baker
-
voltage supplied documenter
-
"White Christmas" probability calculator
-
X-ray machine calibration engineer.
-
yellow custard lump remover
-
zither tuner
-
anagram writer
-
bombard aligner
-
creative accountant
-
dolls' house decorator
-
elephant ear cleaner
-
finger-print analyst
-
ghostwriter
-
hellebore toxicity tester
-
insulation effectiveness assessor
-
Jeyes Fluid quality assessor
-
kettle drum tuner
-
little-end bearing checker
-
mellophone dent removal technician
-
nylon underwear static electricity change measurement specialist
-
open-air opera organiser
-
prominent projectile pan painter
-
Queen's Club rugby coach
-
resident rodent reduction operative :cat:
-
spaghetti hoop hole sizer
-
taxi rank line painter
-
Umpires trouser presser
-
vertical hold adjustment expert
-
wish list collator
-
xyzzy is the "magic word"
-
yam farmer
-
Zeppelin collector
-
ancient artefact archivist
-
bromine distiller
-
clock spring repairer
-
detox clinic clinician
-
ear trumpet polisher
-
feline flea controller
-
golden goblet guardian
-
hair trigger adjuster
-
inflow inspector
-
Juliet Bravo fan club chairman
-
KitKat wafer baker
-
low frequency transmission liker
-
marimba tuner
-
negative feedback inverter
-
optimism suppressor
-
polarised relay magnetic flux enhancer
-
quart into a pint pot demonstrator
-
rusty relay refurbisher
-
soothing salve spreader
-
timid tarantula tamer
-
unbelievable story investigator
-
vintage film colouriser
-
weather forcaster's chart animator
-
xebec sailmaker
-
Yorick impersonator
-
Zenith Classic Rock (http://www.zenithclassicrock.com/home-previously-played) DJ
-
Alchemist
-
bone collector
-
calcified cortex hoarder
-
distributed denial of service detector
-
electric bicycle battery changer
-
force-field finder
-
grass seed germination grader
-
heavyweight hymn-book editor
-
invincibility suit tester
-
Jacobite rebellion re-enactment coordinator
-
King's throne in-built ear-trumpet rubber-tubing replenisher
-
Loose cannon restrainer
-
mollycoddled child un-mollycoddler
-
night-soil collection tanker driver
-
objectionable odour obliterator
-
poodle parlour proprietor
-
quilt pattern designer
-
reverse gear reverser
-
silicone sealant spreader
-
trombone slide lubricator
-
unquestionable truths questioner
-
virtual machine monitor observer
-
wheelbarrow wheel fitter
-
xenomanic travel agent
-
yellow line painter's paint stirrer
-
Z-car call-sign documenter
-
Alumni conference organiser
-
bagel baker
-
Cor anglais reed manufacturer
-
double-barrelled shotgun loader
-
everlasting bubblegum tester
-
flatulence odour masking spray applier
-
Greek wedding plate restoter
-
heavy fandango skipper
-
Indian costume specialist
-
Jarrow March Re-enactment Society costumier
-
Kilner jar rubber-ring refurbisher
-
laugh-o-meter calibrator
-
mouse trap adjustment technician
-
Norway spruce feller
-
oscilloscope calibration checker
-
petulant primary pupil pacifier
-
quartz crystal cutter
-
random facts compiler
-
submarine pressure casing tester
-
tortellini pasta shaper
-
umber burner's furnace stoker
-
violin bridge carver
-
well digger's assistant
-
X -- failed again. :(
-
Yosemite Sam's moustache stylist
-
Zero points collector
-
artillery gun restorer
-
bath-chair refurbishment specialist
-
Confederate coin collector
-
Dumbo's ear-wax inspector
-
electric chair voltage testing technician
-
Frankenstein's monster's bolt adjuster
-
glow-worm luminosity measurer
-
harvested heather luckiness assessor
-
interesting facts collator
-
junior jockey jamboree organiser
-
knowledgeable kangaroo keeper
-
lighthouse light lighter
-
Minion soft toy stuffer
-
night-time night-light lighter
-
opera-house open-day opener
-
parsnip puller and peeler
-
quince jam specialist
-
rocket reverse-thrust reverser
-
sourdough bread baker
-
tea-strainer perforation counter and quality controller
-
umber burner
-
violet tincture tester
-
Westward Ho! exclamation mark sign writer
-
xyster cleaner & steriliser
-
yarrow propagator
-
zebra crossing green man flashing frequency adjustment engineer
-
acoustic insulation installer
-
battery backup unit tester's underling
-
clock spring winder
-
Donald Duck impersonator
-
epilator pulling force tester :ouch:
-
frog chorus conductor
-
grape seedlessness assessor
-
helium cylinder filler
-
input to output redirector
-
junket expense claim investigator
-
kingdom boarder assessor
-
Louvre lopsided-picture straightener
-
mountain classifier
-
negative sentiment analyser
-
open plan office planner
-
plum pudding provider
-
quad bike riding trainer
-
reindeer herder
-
sleigh-bells tuner
-
toymaker at Santa's grotto
-
udder categoriser
-
valve radio repairer
-
wigwam waterproofing expert
-
xylene fractionation column control room operator's Operator's Manual editor
-
yawn frequency investigator
-
zebra stripes and bar-code correlation investigator
-
activated carbon activation assessor
-
boron rods inserter's assistant
-
canal-cruise catalogue compiler
-
drama-queen's dramas classifier
-
elevator emergency brake tester
-
funicular railway cable inspector
-
grid-leak bias voltage calculator
-
horse-race handicapper
-
input impedance investigator
-
Jockey weight moderator
-
Krustyburger analyser
-
levitation realism assessor
-
magic mushroom modifier
-
narcolepsy investigator
-
oilskin soak tester
-
pornography cataloguer
-
quadrangle design specialist
-
rare coin valuer
-
small typos, uncorrected, verifier
-
tagliatelle thickness tester
-
uncorrected error corrector
-
Vulcan emotion measurer (redundant)
-
Wensleydale cheese assessor
-
Xerox printer technician
-
Yaxley switch lubricator
-
Z-axis compressor
-
alchemist's assistant
-
bongo drum tuner
-
clip-art artist
-
detritus disposal operative
-
ethereal Ethernet existence examiner
-
Flat Earth Society researcher
-
giant guava growth expert
-
hagiography writer
-
innuendo inventor ;)
-
jumping bean jump counter
-
kill switch tester
-
left-handed liquorice twister
-
marshmallow 'mouthfeel' moderator
-
null reduction specialist
-
Ostrich egg sizer
-
Patagonian nose-flute tuner
-
quasar investigator
-
relic rumble-reducing operative
-
Sopwith Camel pilot
-
timid turmeric tester
-
unisex hairdresser
-
virtual wig xaminer
-
wombat wig warmer
-
X-wing fighter pilot
-
Y-connector designer
-
Zoopla data inputter
-
anaerobic bacteria collator
-
beach-ball bounciness grader
-
catnip efficacy tester ^-^
-
Devonian egg fryer
-
elf, fairy & gnome helper
-
fairy ring measurer's tape holder
-
gnomes' gubbins grease-gun applier
-
hobgoblin hostel manager
-
Ice-warriors' refrigeration manager
-
jester's bell tuner
-
kinetic lime manipulator
-
left-handed corkscrew designer
-
mud monster manipulator
-
northernmost Orkney port quayside restaurant service trainer
-
proof of problematic pudding provider
-
quango management consultant
-
reformed residue remover
-
serial data transfer expert
-
^^ missing 'o' ^^
Oort Cloud researcher
As you were.... 'T'
-
temporary time-line terminator
-
upper Volta water xaminer
-
voltage version validator
-
watermark quality examiner
-
xerographic printer operator
-
yell loudness classifier
-
Zeppelin gas flammability tester
-
anechoic chamber echo reduction specialist
-
bikini-bottom brandisher :o
-
custard-cream custodian
-
dream catcher design engineer
-
entropy monitor
-
fruit-cake flavour fulfiller
-
grated Gorgonzola grader
-
heavyweight hair-shirted heathen assessor
-
interrupted dial tone sampler
-
James and the Giant Peach story critic
-
Kilostream circuit user critic
-
Lima model railway collector
-
Megastream circuit manipulation maestro
-
Natterjack toad trainer
-
overlord's underling
-
peppercorn pepperiness checker :sick:
-
quagmire drainage consultant
-
redundant relay spring tension testing entity
-
slow loris speed statistician
-
tubing flusher and cleanliness inspector
-
unsightly stain remover's assistant
-
Van Morrison impersonator
-
weather-watcher's waterproofing manipulator
-
Xanadu excavator's x-ray operator
-
'Yes Minister' scripts proof reader
-
zoom lens quality inspector
-
antique antiques expert
-
beeswax sculptor
-
clan tartan curator
-
dogsbody's deputy
-
enigmatic Egyptologst excavation expert
-
fish paste colour inspector
-
gravel granularity and grading inspector
-
high wire tension analysis operative
-
input impedance inversion inspector
-
Jersey Jail's junior janitor
-
knavish knight's lance straightener
-
limpet holding force measurer
-
matchbox packer
-
nightwatchwoman's nosegay provider
-
observed plankton quality recording system technician's underling
-
polychromatic aberration source analyser
-
Quick Quid loans analyst
-
reusable relic restorer
-
shiny silver salver seller
-
terrified teenage tarantula tamer's tutor
-
utility vehicle paint colour chart designer
-
voluptuous vamp's voluntary victim
-
waterproofer of Walter's Wheelbarrow
-
xylene dye chemist
-
Y, System, specialist (a.k.a. Ericsson AXE10 support)
-
Zen technical support specialist
-
Andrews & Arnold advisor
-
broomstick airworthiness inspector
-
cathode ray tube emitter function assessor
-
debilitated donkey doctor
-
eeyore's embrocation applier
-
fight or flight theory specialist
-
gear-change gremlin gathering grey box
-
Happy Hour host
-
intrepid explorer's boot cleaner's assistant
-
junior junk-shop janitor
-
knee-sock knitter
-
lengthy loop-loss location locator
-
mushroom farm muck-spreader's deputy
-
Oxford omnibus operator
-
:hmm: We seem to have lost "N" . . . I'll fix it . . .
numpty Nigel's null negator
-
pest control poisons chemist
-
quay change architect
-
refurbished religious relic recycler
-
seriously swamped school statistics secretary
-
'terrible twos' tantrum assessor
-
'umble university admissions underling
-
valedictory letter writer
-
wisteria wholesaler
-
Xinhua press officer
-
yes-nodding underling
-
zebra finch breeder
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aspidistra cultivator
-
block-terminal inspector's assistant
-
clarinet reed maker
-
Dylan lyric analyser
-
elephant's foot umbrella stand inspector
-
faulty phone-line fault-finder
-
Grecian greetings gatherer
-
hen harrier handler
-
impatient imp instructor
-
jellybean taste tester
-
kilovolt insulator destruction tester
-
ladies' linen launderer
-
male model motivator
-
naked cleaner :o
-
olive presser and resultant oil collection operative
-
preventative maintenance technician
-
quarrel quenching rodent
-
recalcitrant rodent remover
-
suggestive sneeze silencer
-
tarantula taming expert
-
ultimate ungulate uploading utility
-
Victorian vase valuer
-
world-weary waterfall watcher
-
'X marks the spot' location checker
-
youth-centre sanitiser
-
zinc oxide primer formulator
-
arabica bean grinder
-
baked-bean size grader
-
carbonated cola can closer
-
dessicated coconut drier
-
elephant toenail cutter
-
false fern fossil fabricator
-
glamorous gala gatecrasher
-
half-life examiner and adjuster
-
insect species counter
-
jam jar museum curator
-
kilostream equipment wizard and collector
-
levitation reality assessor
-
megastream equipment maestro and collector
-
nesting instinct investigator
-
olfactory overload reduction operative
-
peripatetic piano player
-
quality quern-stone re-grinder
-
reagent reactivity tester
-
Sloppy Joe maker
-
time-clock watcher's clock winding assistant
-
unhealthy urinal unblocker
-
violet virtual Venus visionary
-
weight calibration checker
-
X rated film censor
-
Yeast culture developer.
-
zero point offset inspector
-
apricot stone remover
-
Ballistic missile inspector
-
cormthruster calibration converter
-
Dietary advisor
-
elastic band extension coefficient examiner
-
forgotten fruit finder
-
Germanic gemshorn gatherer
-
handmade handbell handler
-
internet of things device counter
-
Jewelled joint joiner.
-
karma chronicler
-
Loss prevention specialist
-
multiple messes maker
-
negative ion chaser
-
Ocular occlusion officer
-
pease pudding provider
-
quads' upbringing adviser
-
Roving rein resolver.
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shine source seacher
-
Twine twister
-
upload speed optimiser's assistant
-
very low frequency transmitting station's frequency counter and verifier
-
Walkers Crisp Taster
-
X-ray film use by date stamper
-
ytterbium miner
-
Zero Help Customer Advisor.
-
albino blackbird curator
-
Broadband bodger
-
custard-cream checker
-
Deluxe divan tester.
-
empty flagon giver
-
Fajita flavour tester
-
Grated cheese thickness assessor
-
heirloom valuer
-
input-output translator and redirector
-
Jumper elbow patch seamstress
-
Knitting machine repairer
-
Loofah lubricator
-
midden modifier and size reduction specialist
-
Nursing Home Manager
-
other-world impressionist
-
Pickled pepper pickler
-
Quebec historical specialist
-
REIN remover
-
specialist strain-remover using super-heated steam
-
Teacher of twaddle.
-
umbrella fabric tension adjuster's assistant
-
Vacation viewpoint verifier
-
windmill sail adjuster
-
Xerox print tester
-
Yorick's skull polisher
-
Zorro kissogram artiste
-
absolute zero adjuster
-
Burnt bacon buttie bodger
-
cotton wool fluffiness examiner
-
dover sole fisherman
-
end-of-life product re-seller
-
fish finger puppet maker
-
gubbins grandmaster
-
Hand luggage holder
-
inductive load inserter
-
Jacking Pad Inserter.
-
klystron reflector adjustment underling
-
Long-line loopback tester
-
master maser clock monitor
-
Nik-nak taste tester
-
overflowing outflow overload
-
Puffed rice perfecter
-
Quaver Quality Control
-
Ringo range checker
-
serial bus designer
-
Tuba tuning technician
-
UHF signal analyser
-
Vibration Location Detector
-
waterfall direction reverter
-
xenophobic comments moderator
-
yesterday's news reviewer
-
Zinc plating technician
-
albatross wing-span recorder
-
brass doorknob polisher
-
Chocolate hobnob nobbler
-
differential mode amplifier designer's downstream outflow diode clamp tester
-
elderly energetic exercise evader :oldman:
-
festering boil pus remover :sick:
-
GEA Test Gatherer
-
heavyweight load reducer
-
Infinity Broadband Throttler
-
Jolly Green Giant fan club secretary
-
Knight's Armourer
-
limited knowledge enhancer
-
Micro Management Manager
-
negative result normaliser
-
Origami Pattern Organiser
-
pulse code modulation demodulator
-
quick march speed moderator
-
Rodding of drains operative
-
sporting chance odds calculator
-
Technology Twaddle Technician
-
underground, overground and aerial cabling specialist
-
vampire hunter
-
Walking stick wittler
-
xenon extractor
-
YMCA event coordinator
-
Z-axis compressor
-
Alibaba basket maker
-
Betterware brush buyer
-
cornflakes crunch verifier
-
data feed coordinator
-
egg grader's box supplier
-
'Fortune 500' financier
-
Great Wall brick counter
-
hedgehog spines sharpness tester
-
illicit activity investigator
-
Jackanory story editor
-
kumquat tree hand-pollinator
-
Liquorice Allsorts sorter
-
messes, muddles and muddy puddle coordinator in Teletubbie Land
-
Optician's lens cleaning assistant
-
A missing "n"
naturist beach litter picker
-
plum picker and presser
-
quiz question setter
-
ready meal taster
-
steam-boiler over-pressure safety valve tester
-
tourniquet twister
-
universal power adaptor designer
-
Vulcan bomber pilot
-
Wellington boot wangability tester
-
X-axis linear factor expander
-
yeast extract extractor
-
|Zpi| + j function expander
-
Anti-tank missile designer
-
BBC bombarder
-
cantankerous canteen cleaner
-
dry suit leak tester
-
elephants' ears de-waxing operative
-
friend or foe identification expert
-
g-force experiment designer
-
heavyweight loading reduction specialist
-
inside-out socks re-aligner
-
jumping bean fitness assessor
-
Karate instructor
-
lacrosse goal net stitcher
-
mangrove swamp modifier
-
netting hole size inspector
-
overland overloading overlord
-
pneumatic pump primer
-
quintessentially English pub connoisseur
-
rogue trader investigator
-
satellite service scheduler
-
treadmill speed adjustment technician
-
undercover insurance salesman
-
viper bite specialist
-
wombat nutrition consultant
-
xylographer's tool sharpening assistant
-
yarrow pollinater's fine-hair brush cleaner
-
zigzag stitch evenness assessor
-
albatross wing-span measurer
-
battleship painter
-
card sharp
-
downpipe inspector
-
elastic tension inspector
-
frequency inversion and pulse re-shaping operative
-
Grand Canyon depth measurement specialist.
-
halo polisher and realignment maestro
-
India rubber extractor
-
journey diversion planner
-
Kakapo breeding specialist
-
limbo dance tutor
-
maps and charts designer
-
nut grinder and blender
-
outsize clothing designer
-
pot belly pig groom
-
quiz question difficulty assessor
-
rusty hinge squeak eradicator
-
Special Forces operative
-
Time Lords' time keeper
-
umpire trainer
-
viola polisher
-
wishing well designer
-
X-certificate film classification issuing minion
-
Yesterday TV director
-
zoom lens resolution tester
-
Arthur Daley impersonator
-
Brighton pier restoration specialist
-
Console output examiner
-
Dalek weapons specialist
-
egg grader's assistant
-
French dressing blender
-
gin distiller and certifier
-
hysteresis loop examiner
-
input-output redirector's plug pulling assistant
-
Jefferson memorial cleaner
-
kettle scale removing operative
-
levitation realism inspector
-
millennium bug troubleshooter (retired)
-
nether-garment quality controller
-
Ostrich egg sizer
-
peripatetic piccolo player
-
"Quality Street" quality controller
-
restorative justice practitioner
-
selective SIN (http://www.btplc.com/sinet/) substitution instigator
-
tomato slicer
-
unbelievable facts checker
-
very detailed error investigation technician
-
wobble correction analyst
-
Xbox repair specialist
-
yearly support charges auditor
-
zebra dental technician
-
analogue to digital converter circuit adjustment specialist
-
Bovril bottler
-
cipher clerk's compendium compiler
-
Death Valley temperature measurement analyst
-
electron microscope beam adjuster
-
fog-horn tuner (deaf)
-
helicopter tail rotor painter
-
Hmm . . . I wonder what has happened to G?
glutton's gastronomic guardian
-
intermittently missed letter commentator :-[
-
juvenile joker's jerkin refurbishment operative
-
kennel cleaner
-
ice-house defrosting agent
-
Catnip OD again? ;)
-
left-over catnip consumer :-[
-
meditation teacher
-
nay-sayer general
-
oxymoron verifier
-
piglet inspector and verifier
-
Quality Of Service service quality measurer
-
rusty hinge de-squeak operative
-
series parallel network expert
-
time-clock resetting and regulating maestro
-
Universal Studios tour guide
-
very slow speed slug crossing officer
-
whale population monitor
-
xanthic acid chemist
-
year categoriser
-
Zulu Warrior historian
-
alarm service technician
-
battery chemistry expert
-
custard strainer and lump removal specialist
-
delicate question poser
-
ever so crafty enigmatic crossword clue compiler
-
fish blood and bone fertiliser manufacturer
-
German/English translator
-
horoscope compiler
-
inspection of inspectors inspector
-
junk-shop janitor
-
kilometre standards keeper
-
liquorice all-sort sorter
-
meritorious service medal designer
-
nether-garment sizing classifier
-
oxymoron verifier
-
pork-pie taster
-
quadcopter pilot
-
Rediffusion cable tester (retd)
-
sardine rejecter :yuck:
-
tomato taster
-
ugly fruit beautifier
-
vacuum packer's assistant
-
Wellington-boot solvent-weld repair specialist
-
xenon gas bottler
-
yawn inspector general for the Palace of Westminster
-
Zaphod Beeblebrox's second head controller
-
automatic gain control circuit reverter
-
baby name popularity statistician
-
Cheshire cat emulator
-
Devon Cream Tea connoisseur
-
Egyptian "sand-dance (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq7DGvfnr3U)" instructor :dance:
-
Frost-free freezer fixer
-
gelatin producer
-
hemispherical fusion process operator
-
interpolation specialist
-
jailbreak coordinator
-
K-band (infrared) atmospheric transmission window observer
-
Leopard-skin print designer
-
moleskin trousers designer
-
negative negotiation numpty
-
octopus farmer
-
pen-pusher general
-
quill pen sharpener's assistant
-
rudder designer's scale model maker
-
sand sculpture builder
-
telepathy tutor
-
universal union unity promoter
-
velocipede repair expert
-
welly wanging adjudicator
-
X-strong knickers' elastic manufacturer
-
yaw measurement specialist
-
zero divisor impossibility corrector's apprentice
-
Archimedes screw manufacturer
-
bolt on accessory fitter
-
custard-cream connoisseur
-
diving bell leak detector
-
ear-trumpet tuner
-
festering boil lancer :yuck:
-
gastric ulcer removal operative
-
hernia repair consultant
-
inspirational ideas promoter
-
jackdaw trainer
-
killer whale trainer
-
loose elastic tightener
-
minced meat quality assessor
-
nuts and bolts sorter
-
onion ring, deep-fat fryer maestro
-
perfectionist's perfection level assessor
-
quasar modelling expert
-
Revival Period historian
-
silly-season singer
-
tempting treats creator
-
unambiguous underground undulation inspector
-
vacuum cleaner suction tester
-
window tax withdrawer
-
X chromosome researcher
-
Y-axis imaginary link vector re-qualifier
-
Zanzibar tourist guide
-
apple corer's waste removal minion
-
bits and bobs merchant
-
candle wax colour mixer
-
draft-excluder testing operative and quality controller
-
elective surgery scheduler
-
finial placement and alignment specialist
-
Good Luck card designer
-
hair follicle relocation specialist
-
ice house construction engineer
-
Jockey Club trainee bar steward
-
KitKat finger counter
-
lemonade dispenser's lemon squeezer
-
Martian space flight calculations accuracy checker
-
Norman conquest history re-writer
-
oily rag launderer
-
pea-shooter accuracy alignment adjuster
-
quill pen maker
-
remote removal process resetter
-
sensational headline writer
-
toxic algal bloom tester
-
ukulele band master
-
voice coach driver
-
worm-cast collector
-
Xmas card artist
-
yaw-stabiliser setting manager
-
Zebra sexer
-
absolute zero adjuster
-
backhanded compliment expert deliverer
-
clueless closet comedian
-
double decker driving instructor
-
emu egg examiner
-
Flintstones fan-club secretary
-
gerbil sexer
-
hemi-demi-semi-quaver counter
-
intrepid explorer
-
jubilee jam maker
-
Kenyan safari tour manager
-
ledger keeper of lost lengthy legumes
-
magical mystery tour operator
-
night owl or lark determiner
-
octopus leg-ulcer healer
-
pencil sharpener blade sharpener's assistant
-
quern stone cleaner and sanitiser
-
renaissance period researcher
-
silver-service waitress' polishing trainee
-
thistledown collector
-
undefined unknown documenter
-
vegetable classifier
-
West-End girl documenter
-
X-men film critic
-
yellow-fever inoculation rate auditor
-
Zambezi river explorer
-
auto-correction corrector
-
balloon inflation technician
-
conduit clearer's configuration classifier
-
desiccant grader's assistant
-
epoxy resin stickiness checker
-
fern frond classifier
-
grunt qualifier (teenager specialist)
-
hotel star rating inspector
-
iguana breeder
-
juniper berry crusher and extract collector
-
kilometres-per-hour sign painter
-
lightning bolt deflector operative
-
mains hum tracker
-
Navy veterans organiser
-
overloaded circuit detector manager
-
pretzel quality checker
-
Quentin Crisp impersonator
-
resonant frequency calculation engineer
-
sawtooth waveform generator's rise-time adjuster
-
trellis modulation specialist
-
unsolved case solver
-
VDSL2 modem's analogue-front-end logic designer
-
waveform amplitude measurement technician
-
X-system alarm specialist
-
yawn gape examiner
-
Zumba class instructor
-
alien worlds investigator
-
bamboo cultivation expert
-
cat herder (medically retired)
-
dingo racing starter-gate official
-
elephant ear examiner
-
flamingo leg colouration intensity checker
-
gyroscope string winder
-
hobby-horse groom
-
illegible text deciphering expert
-
jelly wobble eliminator
-
kite string tension measurement technician
-
left-handed gyroscope spin-stabiliser-modulation setting operative
-
mate's rates discount negotiator
-
neighbourhood watch winder
-
output to input leakage current minimiser
-
patriotic flag manufacturer
-
qwerty keyboard warrior
-
redundant politician's employment consultant
-
selective deafness assessor
-
tuning-fork tuner
-
umpires' whites washer
-
Vulcan bomber collector
-
Wellington boot suppleness tester
-
X-hair realignment manager
-
youth offender rehabilitation manager
-
zymotic disease registrar-general
-
antelope species specialist
-
black-cat pacifier and treat dispenser
-
cantaloupe melon ripeness verifier
-
dangerous mouse certifier
-
endless loop tape manufacturer
-
frozen wastes cartographer
-
ginger kitten groom
-
hidden wealth assessor
-
indie rock critic
-
janitor's mop squeezing assistant
-
kite surfer sail maker
-
Last tango in Paris dancing instructor
-
mango ripeness inspector
-
nut-cracker correct operation certifier
-
outdoor cinema ice cream seller
-
printer ink colour mixer
-
quarrel master general
-
ready-mix concrete formulation expert
-
sugar-beet boiler's water level observer
-
tank engine topper-upper
-
universal mains adaptor designer
-
virtual reality reality tester
-
water potability examiner
-
xenophobe detectorist
-
yardstick length checker
-
zoological gardens designer
-
albino frog-painting contest organiser
-
barnacle removers assistant
-
cormthuster oscillation setter
-
dust particle size assessor
-
echo cancelling circuit adjuster's noise source generator
-
French polish depth of shine measurement expert
-
goblin nastiness assessor
-
helicopter windscreen cleaner
-
iridescent paint mixer's assistant
-
jodhpurs stretch and give quantifier
-
Killing Eve fan-club secretary
-
Little Bo-Peep imposter detector and subsequent fraud preventer
-
Manchester Ship Canal lock greaser
-
Nautical bottom scraper and knocker
-
outsize clothing designer
-
pigeon loft cleaner
-
Q-boat historical replica manufacturer
-
relationship councillor
-
safari driver
-
Time Lord's battery charger
-
undertaker's embalming assistant
-
visual effects mirror, smoke and glass adjuster
-
washing machine spin speed calibration technician
-
X-certificate inspector (and modifier)
-
Yorkshire Terrier breeder
-
Zulu spear and shield collection categoriser
-
aerial acrobatics apparatus attendant
-
blast wall strength calculation expert
-
cake and cookie crumble coefficient calculator
-
derelict building salvage collector
-
ebonite panel polisher and brass-ball burnisher
-
flamingo pinkness assessor
-
grease-gun spring tension adjuster
-
hole-in-the-wall ATM installer
-
inside-out to outside-in converter
-
jelly wobbliness measurement technician
-
Kelvin clamp connector efficiency tester's trainee
-
light bulb filament winder's assistant
-
milking machine's suction verifier
-
nano particle physicist
-
Openreach's "friend or foe" assessor
-
periscope lens cleaner
-
queuing efficiency expert
-
resident rusty residue reclaimer
-
spanner forger's hammer holding assistant
-
tortoise shell polisher
-
umbilical cord statistician
-
vascular surgeon's trainee
-
wonky-wall rebuilding specialist
-
X-ray plate glass polisher (not very busy nowadays).
-
Yellowdog Updater, Modified (YUM) (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yum_(software)) fount of all knowledge
-
zest grater sharpener
-
artificial echo inserter
-
bellows non-return valve manufacturer
-
catastrophe recovery consultant
-
Donald Duck quack impersonator
-
elephant's toe nail polisher
-
fandango tutor (both heavy and light)
-
golf ball dimple counter
-
holiday brochure writer
-
input imaginary impedance investigator
-
Jalapeño pepper hotness judge
-
King's king-pin unpinning expert
-
lightening bolt voltage measurement technician
-
multi-tasking mixture modifier
-
nettle tea blender
-
organic odour organiser
-
pantograph high voltage contact designer
-
quizzical Quisling queue organiser
-
Reliant Robin restorer
-
statistical multiplexer statistics gatherer
-
teenage behavioural specialist
-
uniform salvage shop proprietor
-
volleyball net adjuster
-
weather watcher's wetness coefficient adjuster
-
Xerox sales manager
-
yawn detector and auto-analyser
-
Zeffirelli film critic
-
anonymous amateur archaeologist association founder
-
bicentennial celebrations organiser
-
Crusty the Clown appreciation society founder and secretary
-
damp proof membrane porosity measurement expert
-
earwig leg counter and anomaly record keeper
-
French Onion Soup recipe authenticator
-
garage door squeak eliminator
-
hundredweight (cwt) preservation society founder member and secretary
-
infinite loop tape manufacturer
-
jelly baby squish tester (before packaging)
-
kaleidoscope pattern designer
-
Long Range Ethernet (LRE) extension specialist
-
Meritorious Service medal engraver
-
night-soil tanker driver
-
optical viewfinder focus adjustment technician
-
P-wire discontinuity tracing operative
-
quince quality checker
-
ring road planner
-
synchronous digital hierarchy link planner
-
tightrope tension measurement engineer
-
underground nuclear waste storage facility inspector
-
vapour rub bottler
-
wormwood cultivator
-
Xiaomi manufacturing plant manager
-
YMCA janitor
-
zircon deposit surveyor
-
American buffoon impersonator
-
backhanded compliment expert
-
cotton-wool softness certifier
-
driftwood furniture designer
-
Elderflower cordial supremo
-
Fab Four historian
-
grumpy cat impersonator
-
hilarious joke compiler
-
inverting input's output verifier
-
jumping bean jumpiness checker
-
Kilner-jar sealing rubber-ring stretch, contract and suppleness certifier
-
Linoleum pattern designer
-
mosaic tile designer
-
nitroglycerine stability tester
-
oxygen cylinder pressure reducing valve repairer
-
P-wire insulation testing operative
-
quaint old customs researcher
-
restrictive practices remover
-
Special Forces uniform maker
-
time-slot time-keeper
-
unforeseen circumstance planner
-
VDSL2 circuit statistics compiler and documenter
-
wild bee conservationist
-
Xanthomonas campestris fermentation works manager
-
yeast strains classifier
-
zero-hours contract revocation specialist
-
antivenom chemist
-
back-room boffin
-
clapometer calibration technician
-
dung-heap temperature recorder
-
egg timer repairer
-
fail-safe failure mode safety inspector
-
Game of Thrones nudity censor :-[
-
hang-gliding crash-landing avoidance tutor
-
inchworm habitation expert
-
juniper berry ripeness coordinator
-
kangaroo boxing trainer
-
lugworm length assessor
-
Max Headroom merchandising manufacturer
-
Nigel Molesworth impersonator
-
Octagonal paving slab manufacturer
-
prune presser and juice concentrator
-
Quality Inn cleanliness inspector
-
Ready Brek lump removal maestro
-
space junk collector
-
turmeric hotness classifier
-
unemployment tribunal chairman
-
viral load estimator
-
waterworks plumbing planner
-
X-extractor (from OXO stock cubes)
-
yawn frequency examiner
-
zero finder and canceller
-
airport arrivals board updater
-
broadband widening expert (what ever that means)
-
Chaffinch population examiner
-
dingo droppings documenter
-
epicyclic gear train designer
-
fur-ball softness quantifier
-
grater blade sharpener
-
helmet strength certifier
-
Imperial Stormtrooper helmet manufacturer
-
Jabba the Hutt impersonator
-
kestrel ID ring fitter
-
low-pass filter toroidal choke winder's turn-counter
-
Mild Cheddar cheese maker
-
non-return to zero inverter's reverter
-
opulent furnishings designer
-
peanut harvester and roaster
-
quilt feather stuffer's assistant
-
rubbish heap sorter
-
Special Delivery tracking expert
-
tortoise wrinkle classifier
-
universal joint repairer
-
virtual mechanic for virtual machines
-
Wurlitzer jukebox installer (retd)
-
xenophobic tendencies researcher
-
Y-chromosome re-instatement specialist
-
ZZ Top's beard manager
-
automatic transmission designer
-
Brussel sprouts boiler
-
cavitation reduction specialist
-
dog's breath identifier
-
Esperanto language teacher
-
fig picker
-
gelatine boiler
-
hotel star rating inspector
-
Indian tea-leaf grader
-
jellyfish population surveyor
-
kitten Inspector-General
-
lasso rope maker
-
minestrone soup ingredients collector
-
nano particle physicist
-
organo-phosphate pesticide reduction specialist
-
petulant child tamer
-
quasit tamer
-
relay lap timing checker
-
smoke-stack emissions examiner
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Table Mountain altitude verifier
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Uber license scrutiniser
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vestibule cleaner's assistant
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weather watcher's assistant
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x-ray machine power calibration technician
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yawn (contagious) analyser
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zigzag motion analyser
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analogue interface resetting assistant
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balloon pattern designer
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calcium channel blocking coefficient collator
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diversion sign placement specialist
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E-side dry-air manual pumping assistant
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feather bed re-plumping expert
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garden compost-heap turning maestro's boots cleaner
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horse shouter
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iridium ore clasifier
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Japanese lacquerware valuation expert
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kaleidoscope's coloured pieces cutter
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leopard skin fake checker
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mustard seed flour miller
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nail varnish colour mixer
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outside sock designer
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plaster of Paris mould cleaner's assistant
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Q-code compiler's biographer
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reliability statistician
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statistics reliability assessor
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tone generator output qualifier
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unbelievable facts compiler
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very high frequency to very low frequency converter circuit designer
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walking bass parts composer
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xenon hexafluoride distillate collector
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Yellow-tailed Black-Cockatoo breeder
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Zoroastrianism researcher
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allergen research scientist
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bee-sting analyser
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cataclysmic event probability calculation expert
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drifting debris detectorist
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elocution tutor
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fast-food decelerator's assistant
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glass-bottomed boat designer
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hemisphere flattener
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ionosphere radio transmission engineer
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joke-shop's miserable proprietor
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knotty problem solver
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level measuring set calibrator and certifier
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level measuring set calibrator and certifier
It's a long time since I've played with a LMS - you've brought back nice memories. ;D
Back on topic:
Miner bird sexer
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It's a long time since I've played with a LMS - you've brought back nice memories. ;D
I have two LMSs, one manufactured by Wayne Kerr and the other by Wandel Golterman, in The Cattery.
natron miner
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It is the Wayne Kerr versions I remember using back in the '80s - LMS 44C in a grey metal case.
Outside pool pump designer.
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I have a Hatfield MS 1017A. very similar to the 44C. And a pair of W&G handhelds - PS-20 oscillator and PMP-20 receiver.
perpetual motion machine designer (bankrupt)
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quiet-line test query responder
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Remembrance Day tuba player (guess where I've just come from!!)
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service officiant
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telephone handset cord untangling operative
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unidentified number tracer
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volcanic activity monitor
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wavelength reduction specialist
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Xenon gas bottler
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yellow deposits' sulphur content assessor
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zinc oxide primer colour mixer's assistant
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autoclave pressure gauge observer and safety valve operator
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blender blade sharpener
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cloud specification verifier
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"DANGER" sign erector
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Ethernet cable knot untangling operative
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French Onion soup cook
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gigantic garlic grower
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harpoon designer
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iceberg implosion instigator
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jasmine tea taster
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krypton isolation expert
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lamp lumen measurement technician
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marmalade moisture measure modifier
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negative earth circuit analyser
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output circuit's signal qualifier
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pebble sizing and grading operative
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quandulator reseter
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resistor value tolerance checker
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secret communication channel obscurer
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telephone transmission quality measurement scientist
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unified difference output verifier
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VAT accountant
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westerly gale prediction agent
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xylophone bar polisher
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YWCA gender neutral policy advisor
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zigzag sewing machine stitch pitch adjustment technician
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aubergine hybridism special products officer
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blast wall architect
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cheese & wine pairing consultant
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duty-cycle tolerance adjustment officer
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Elephant Man historical researcher
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fairy lights installer
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G.Fast service monitor and reporter for the Cuckoo Oak, Telford, Telephone Exchange.
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happy hour time checker
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interrupter's contacts damage inspector
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joke's funniness assessor
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Kelvin clip reliability verifier
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Lego instruction book writer
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marimba maestro
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negative feed-back loop attenuation modifier's assistant
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output volume adjustment engineer
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pipistrelle photographer
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quark counter general
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rainmaker's assistant
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surrealist scriptwriter
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toffee boiler's pan cleaner
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umbilical cord scissor manufacturer
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Vroom! Vroom! sound effect creator
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wobbulator output range verifier
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Xebec sail maker
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y-axis imaginary coefficient compression to planar calculator
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zombie makeup specialist
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alchemist's laboratory assistant
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bell founder's casting assistant
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chicken hypnotist
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Deliveroo advertising agent (redundant)
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ergot alkaloids investigator
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Falklands penguin census enumerator
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Gonzo the Great imitator (children's parties a speciality)
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Hi-pot testing operative
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indelible stain remover (bankrupt)
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j-vector misalignment corrector
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Knight Rider car reconstruction expert
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llama's foot umbrella stand refurbishment specialist
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miracle truth certifier
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nervous wreck salvage operator
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omnipresent odiferous output originator
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pressure suit leak checker
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Quasimodo's hump manipulator
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reactor core design specialist
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supermarkets' plastic carrier-bag collector and documenter
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tortoise shell waxer and polisher
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unwashed calico bleaching controller
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vacuum flask quality assurance technician
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weather wetness recoding clerk
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x-ray protective gown test operative
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yawn quantifier and qualifier
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Zebadee's spring tension adviser
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absolute alcohol specific gravity examiner
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battery charge state measurement specialist
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cosmological coefficient recalculater and certifier
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Devil's Punchbowl conservation worker
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elephant podiatrist
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fracking earthquake risk assessor
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Ganymede syndrome specialist
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Hippopotamus herder
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insertion-loss recoverer
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jam jar sterilising operative
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kappa calculator of ciphertexts
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longitude measurement specialist
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meridian deducer
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National Trust building surveyor
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organiser of postal queries (OPQ)
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parallel line parallelism measurement technician
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Qatar airways booking agent
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radiation detector calibration engineer
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tintinnabulation recording expert
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undulating road surface repairer
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S
sleigh ride ticket inspector
Now V...
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very confused kitteh corrector
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wasp sting assessor
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xenotype tissue examiner
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yearbook compiler
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z-reflecting satellite re-alignment specialist
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adaptive cruise control software designer
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brick-blocking insertion specialist
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camel trainer
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dung harvester
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endless loop tape maker
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fandango (both light and heavy) instructor
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garibaldi biscuit currant distribution controller
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hen-harrier habitat documenter
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intake valve lapping expert
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just-in-time stock control controller
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Kobold training instructor
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lilo puncture resistance tester
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menial task allocator
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nit-picker general
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outdoor electrics safety assessor
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pornographer's parlour attendant
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Quaintest Village Award judge
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red flag waver
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Seven of Nine fan club secretary
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treadle aligner
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underground car park lighting specialist
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village green surveyor
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weed suppressant consultant
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X-wing fighter upgrade designer
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y-axis complexity differential reduction specialist
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Zombie makeup specialist
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ants' nest tunnel route mapper
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baby animal photographer
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cuddly animal photographer
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dinosaur droppings (fossilised) collector
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elevated platform architect
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film noir critic
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grime rap cleaner
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helipad letter H painter
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ice house re-insulator
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Jive dance tutor
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king-pin removal operative
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levitation authenticity certifier
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monster maze modifier
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neural network programmer
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optical fibre conversion program co-ordinating maestro
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plexiglass installer
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Quango executive
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redox reaction recommender
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Sloop John B navigator
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trip time-out terminator
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underpinning inspector
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version control system verifier and controller
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waterfall water volume statistics collector
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x-axis logarithmic scale de-mystifier
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yard of ale glass manufacturer
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zero sum budget spreadsheet writer
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alarm (prompt & deferred) code analyser
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blast furnace safety inspector
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coking oven stocker
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delicatessen reviewer
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exhaust valve leakage review specialist
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French Fancies icing operative
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Ganymedian gemstone locator
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highwayman's musket maintainer
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Iridium satellite constellation watcher
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janitorial services agent
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Kiwi fruit shaving operative
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left-handed scissor sharpeners mate
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mushroom compost alkalinity tester
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null modem cable maker
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overload reduction expert
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Pelican Crossing bulb replacement engineer
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quiz master's question querier
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ring designer
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sunbeam deflector and intensifier's assistant
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telescopic walking stick strength test engineer
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unverified underground fault location verifier
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ventilation ducting designer
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windmill stone dresser
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xyzzy password documenter
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yoghurt flavouring mixer
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zero-quantity sign adjuster's register compiler
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anti-venom formulation scientist
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bell rope fitter
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collar size determiner and fitter for felis cattus
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derivatives trader
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egg-boiler water-level maintainer
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frying pan roundness measurement technician
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gnat swatting maestro
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heliograph signaller
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inside-out reverter
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janitorial services specialist
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Klingon wipe-out operative
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maser temperature monitor
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Neptune's trident sharpener
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outlying data specialist
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pigs' ears washing expert
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Quails egg collector
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redundant residue remover
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surreal photographer
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thunderstorm deflector
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Universal Credit publicist
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violet hand-pollinator and hybridisation specialist
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white-list collator
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X-ray tube high vacuum creator
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yeti hunter
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z-bed re-spring operative
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Antelope spotter
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BBC financial scrutiniser
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Cryogenic chamber tester
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documenter of demonic delights
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everlasting chewing gum assessor (a job for life!)
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fur softness and durability assessor
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granulated sugar quality technician
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Helmholtz resonator tuning specialist
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interference fit fitter
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Japanese calligraphy master
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kilt weaver
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loam analyser
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minor injuries doctor
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nematode classifier
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outdoor events organiser
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puddle classifier, first class (as certified by the inhabitants of Teletubbyland)
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quintessentially English product certifier
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red-lead applicator to rusty structural metalwork
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Seasonal Affective Disorder specialist doctor
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timing pulses frequency adjuster's toolkit carrier
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undertaker's top hat cleaner
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viola refurbishment and restringing supremo
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white line touch-up operative
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x-class experiment (by Professor Bernard Quatermass)
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yacht deck polisher's mate
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zero tolerance deviation monitor
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absolute-alcohol quality controller
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broken biscuits classifier and packer
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cat-litter inspector and replacement operative
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draft excluder tester
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ectoplasm collector
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fish tank filter cleaner
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Granny Smith apple polisher
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Hetty Wainthropp fan club secretary
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Ice Queen's icicle arranger
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Juniper berry quality technician
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kayak varnisher
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lightning arrester
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merry-go-round safety inspector
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negative coefficient of expansion documenter
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oil pipeline surveyor
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purveyor of prune stew (for junior school meals) :yuck:
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quadratic equations expert
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Ro-Ro ferry designer
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synchronous clock synchroniser
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treble church bell tuner
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underground chamber inspector
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vest designer
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Wessex boundary guardian
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X axis scale optimiser
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Y-diffuser graticule aligner
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Zoology lecturer
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armadillo "external leathery-plate" polisher
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bison herder
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Caravan crash tester
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deuterium oxide distiller's apprentice
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extraordinary events investigator
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fish paste taster
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ghost hunting coordinator
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horse brass valuer
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icicle re-arranger
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jet-washer pump repairer
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Kuwait official border verifier
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Light Cavalry historian
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milliammeter calibrator
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null-detector resetting agent's apprentice
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Opera browser coder
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petunia petal preserver
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quandary consultant
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Religious relic restoration and conservation specialist
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Sabbath observance monitor
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Tooth fairy's treasurer
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unbalanced circuit designer
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variac winder
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warning light bulb tester
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X-men costume designer
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y-combiner circuit tester
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Zedonk breeder
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auto-correction software corrector
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bread crust crunchiness assessor
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cream-bun cream-injector
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damp proof membrane porosity tester
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ectoplasm inspector
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Flesh-coloured makeup maker
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groyne designer
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halogen filament winder
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Internet warrior (whatever that may be . . . ;) )
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jelly mould designer
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kevlar-reinforced underwear designer
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laptop sanitiser
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module builder and inserter
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navigational aids specialist
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open source software organiser
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Police car valet
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"Quires and places where they sing" music librarian
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reciprocating machines specialist
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steam locomotive restoration society official
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transistor leg labeller
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umbrella spokesperson
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virtual currency collector
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wave energy specialist
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x-redacted placement supremo
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Yes man
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z-axis enlightenment expert
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alternative therapy expert
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broken biscuit repairer
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cleft palette surgeon
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dam wall inspector
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effigy painter
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feline paw sanitiser
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gnat sexer
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heavy fandango instructor
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illuminated sign wirer
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jaffa cake quality controller :yum:
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knave of hearts impersonator (and a source of black-market jam tarts & toilet rolls)
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left-handed corkscrew maker
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mould-scraper, cheese, for the use of, first class (with distinction)
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nighttime curfew warden
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outflow monitor
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plain site hiding specialist
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quern-stone wear-rate classifier
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radio tuning cord repairer
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superheterodyne receiver designer
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tuning-fork calibrator
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upscaling software writer
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version number allocator
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White House security advisor
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X-chromosome analyser
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yellowhammer song recorder
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Zorba the Greek's dance tutor
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antimony miner
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basketball hoop fitter
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Carbon-13 isotope separator and purifier
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Dinghy puncture repair operative
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earwig removal specialist
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fag end disposal operative
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gas-bag safety deflater
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helium gas cylinder changer
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icicle sculptor
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Japanese lacquer master repairer
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Kirkwall's climate investigator
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latent heat researcher
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minimalist maximiser
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night time medication chemist
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orienteering tutor
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pile-driver's ear-defender fit inspector
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Queen's speech writer
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Robin Hood kissogram artiste
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superheterodyne receiver's second intermediate frequency re-alignment operative
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triode grid manufacturer
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Umkehrwalze analyst
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vole tracker
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Walzenlage analyst
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Xerox GUI historian
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"Yellow Dog Updater, Modified" (YUM) tutor
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Zen call centre technician
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asymmetry reducer
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bun fight referee
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clock pulse extractor and shaper
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dogfight reenactment specialist
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ear-trumpet tuning expert
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foghorn frequency adjuster
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ground-plane homogeneity inspector
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helicopter blade refurbisher
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infrequent intermediate frequency verifier
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Jive instructor
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high frequency attenuation reduction specialist
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individual diet planner
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burakkucat (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/index.php?action=profile;u=3667)'s
OD'd on the catnip again. ;D
kinky boots designer
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"lost-the-plot" rediscovery expert
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mark space ratio calculation guru
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nitrogen fixation rate assessor
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optical lens polisher
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ping count (successful) totaliser
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Quality Street tin filler
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Ready Brek readiness assessor
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Slotted screw head quality checker
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turnscrew screw head snugness fit certifier
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underlay springiness assessor
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victory parade organiser
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Wallaby trainer
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Xenix kernel debugger
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yeast strength testing technician
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zero-point energy enhancer
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Anti-gravity suit tester
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boiler maker's firebox flange verifier
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curiosity shop proprietor
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driftwood sculptor
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Egyptian mummy unwrapper
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fridge light fitter
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gamma ray energy assessor and counter
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heart valve scanning specialist
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infrared thermal imaging consultant
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jewellery valuation expert
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"Kings Head" sign painter
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Level Playing Field consultant
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mythbuster (guaranteed job for life)
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natural products investigator
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outdoor activities organiser
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parish boundary surveyor
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quantum effect sanitiser
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relish taste tester
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sea-salt recrystallisation operative
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top hat restorer
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underground Womble detectorist
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visa form checker
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waterfall categorising bureaucrat
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xylography craftsman
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yellow submarine touch-up painter
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zither tuner's assistant
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abacus bead maker
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beta particle sorter and classifier
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chive grower
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dunce's cap refurbisher
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egg box manufacturer
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farm gate latch repairer
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gamma radiation spectrometer calibration assistant
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heavenly bodies researcher
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inverter of cryptological processes
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Jolly Green Giant publicity manager
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karaoke machine technician
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layered strawberry cake quality controller
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magical stories writer
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negative feedback loop adjuster
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outdoor jacuzzi maintenance technician
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police cordon choreographer
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quarry-site explosives guardian
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right-hand drive car conversion specialist
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sun-dial calibrator
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trampolining tutor
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underwater yoga instructor
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virtual machine manager
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wrecking ball refurbishment operative
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Xenon isotope separator's assistant and tea-boy
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yesterday's history collator
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z-phase indirection j-vector circular plotter and plan-map provider
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artillery historian
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BBC commissionaire
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CPU heat-sinks and fans specialist
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dumpling boiler's quality controller
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Enterprise grants assessor
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Foreign Office security consultant
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gnat breeder
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heffalump trainer
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ice-making machine temperature regulator
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jam spreadability checker
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"Kings Head" sign toucher-upper
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left-handed arrow painter
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mean-time between errors expander
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nested loop code writer
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"Other Worlds" quantum mechanics investigator
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paint drying time recorder
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Question-Master's question list compiler
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recipe verification expert
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sandpaper abrasive category certifier
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transformer windings counter
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umber burner's charcoal supplier
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venting gas tester
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weather watcher's monocle maker
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Xbox repair technician
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Y patch-cable manufacturer
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zebra herder
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Topic split and part 2 continued here:
A to Z of Occupations (Part2) (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/index.php/topic,25089.0.html)