Person 1: The sun was
Person 2: shining but there
Person 3: were clouds in
Person 4: the sky and...........
Do they still wear woad up there?
(I've edited this because the naughty word filter put {censored} in place of part of the well-known town in Lancashire which I originally mentioned :'( )
In Lancashire? Are you talking about Clitheroe?Ho ho, but do try to keep up at the back there. :no:
scratched his bum
ran infront ofOi! That's 4 words with two of them joined together. :police:
damn I was hoping u wouldnt noticeNo chance around here!
> the fur trimmed collarHow many cat's does/did she have? :scare:
How many cat's does/did she have?You musn't make jokes about cats OF, you'll only get into trouble with the boss.
person called.. by the nickname... which everyone knows.. is an anagram... for west street
Well, you're right; white spirit does taste better :)Especially when it's called Bacardi or Manufactured by Wray & Nephew :lol:
still celebrate the 'old' Christmas on 7th January ...)That date sounds very familiar, so it is probably the Julian that Poland use, as a friend of mine goes there for Christmas in January.
which trio?... I've lost the plot again]
(your obsessed with trolls :lol:=
(where did u find the word 'purloining'?)
(you're about early Steph)
wots a brewed commaIt makes as much sense as the rest of this story ;)
into the font (I think you've all had dictionary sandwiches for lunch ;D )
at the same time
"Hoots Mon, Jimmy" ........... how's that for typecasting ;D apologies to anyone Scottish !! :)
tramp who had
(what were THEY doing in your dustbin Eric ?? :lol: )
without their laps
tufted duck fat
Ezzer's butterfingerd attempts
(I'm really setting my self up here arn't I) :doh:
hot dog stallHope you didn't let the wee scottie see that one.............maybe give it the shivers :D
which the Dwarfs
(by the way, was that Pensioners tossing the Dwarfs or the Dwarfs tossing the Pensioners ? :shrug2:)
tartan ruck-sacks
(never fear .... I covered scotty's eyes TD )
Tesco's mobile phone
sugar plum fairies
sugar plum fairies(Are you talking about the Scottish rugby team again :D )
(hope he put bacon in as well :angel:)
soaked in brandy
UncleUB should be sent to the naughty corner.................he has casseroled my poor wee plump easter bunnies :cry2: :cry2:
ragout of duck
in thick gravy.......
(has any one taken time to read through several pages of this stuff in one sitting. Makes me wonder is it this web site or is there something strange about pc's, wireless routers,etc thats making us just a little bit crazy :crazy:
I've got half a mind to copy this in one continuous text, print it out & leave it somewhere for some one to read and watch their reaction :lol:)
(has any one taken time to read through several pages of this stuff in one sitting. Makes me wonder is it this web site or is there something strange about pc's, wireless routers,etc thats making us just a little bit crazy
I've got half a mind to copy this in one continuous text, print it out & leave it somewhere for some one to read and watch their reaction
although I've just had an idea, can you imagine having this text printed on wall paper (thats real wall paper not a computer display)
He's calling you a miscreant, UnkyUb.............( didn't mention me though :angel:):o
who had contravened
(I think I'm stuck in the naughty corner for pulling my tongue out in another room !!! :cry2: :angel: )Quite right too :P:P
the parking attendant
all over tuftedduck :P :lol::'(
of sainsburys carpark
of sainsburys carpark
Have you stopped going to Tesco, UnkyUB ? :lol:
bicycle sheds into
from Kitz's forum
(UnkyUB must have escaped from the NC again :lol: )
(e-aw to know better),:no: :-X
:-X
Floydoid's very long
with tapioca pudding
(UB - how do you know what camels' armpits taste like?)
There a delicacy here in Sheffield :lol:with tapioca pudding
(UB - how do you know what camels' armpits taste like?)
Don't ask, please,.............he might tell us :lol:
laced with vodka
completely lost the plot
like a trueI don't know,but I'd like a ticket :D
(just where is this going?)
who could could:lol:
Fred's Kebabetaria near
(tried to avoid the obvious) Grin
money
:lol: :lol: I thought they tossed the khyber at the Highland wotsits !!! ooooooooooopss I think I meant caber :lol: :lol: perhaps I should 'pass' on this one :lol: :lol:
the kitchen worktops
(which was obviously too early for ducks :lol: :lol:)
by Big Jessie
new Boss Penguin
Nebuchadnezzar:silly:
I thought they were as nice to eat as rubber bands.
>> Nebuchadnezzar
That's a hell of a side order. It's equivalent to 20 bottles. (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotionless.co.uk%2Femotes%2Ff%2Fdrink10a.gif&hash=174dc9a7b55f9b5ff4a8fd5defe390fc0f8ade4d)
exotic ladies served
beer which was
beer which was
The man's got a one track mind..... :D
nuclear powered by
(and they say that I :drunk: !!!!!!!!! :lol: )
at bath time
:lol: you're all mad ! :D
around the bend
:D There's still time to flee the country... ;D
.(I'm for it when he gets back from Tesco) :scare:
( I though Big Jessie was female :lol:)
It sounds as though Big Jessie has had a gender change :o
to all who
in Sheffield and
(the naughty one) where they belong
(Ooooooo there's nothing like two wusses having a squabble ... sqwussing perhaps :lol: )
Its not ,its that naughty penguin picking on me. :baby: ;D
where diplomas were
worthy Sheffield citizens :graduate:
masquerading as United >:D (that'll make 'im spill 'is tea ) :lol:
(Countess In Disguise ) :D
(the brother of the hot cockle juggler ;D )
multi tasking wizard :P :D
a goal was :lol: (sorry >:D)
a flying island
a flying island
Its probably the name for a fiendish cocktail :lol:
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corner of the
wusses from .... Kent
cayenne pepper which ... hungary people ate
lean living folks
greedy Westminster hogs...........(were at it again) :lol:
y-fronts with nettles :ouch: :D
poor fellow .... I'm his salvation :lol: :lol:
ps..re. the sig.....we'll decide about that... :D
where the hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
containing Fairy liquid
:-X
:D
on Ilkley Moor
causing visitors to
at every Yorkshireman
and rough ale
(for people who can't count accurately to three ;D )
. Back at the
and frothy medicine
but immediately re-opened (you can't escape that easy :lol: )
;D
,newly sand stoned (I remember sand-stoning the steps with my nana !!!!! :o )
Don't go there!!!!:lol: :lol:
Through the net curtain nothing could be seen, yet sinister sounds emanated riding to a
Sorry should readAh, the mist clears. :)
Rising to a
In the same where they liked
But by whom?
accoutrements, called for
in loud voices
was covered in
Mucky-pup chased some and got in a bit of trouble for soiling the Bishop's cassock