Bodied Entrees (It's food)
Winner
Must be all that bouncing around on the back seat sent him giddy with excitement.[ /quote]
Jealousy will get you nowhere :lol:Quote from: "roseway"OK, so let's start a new one ( and ask stan to read the rules of the game :)
I didn?t see no rules? :?Quote from: "kitz"machine
finished
Machine Gun.
Quote from: "bob.gas"Machine Gun.
Hey Bob, what's wrong with machine "finished" :?: or have you never heard of it :?:
Software.
OK, so let's start a new one ( and ask stan to read the rules of the game :)
free
Car Pet
Shop Ping
(cheat) :lol:
door knocker
no no no I wont make any references to anatomy..
Cheap joke censored by author. Sorry :(
But stops
naise al sprayGenius :lol:
Overture you:lol: :lol: :lol:
I'm sure you guys know this one.. but just to explain.
Someone posts a word, and you type in a word that is associated to make a 2 word object or phrase.
For example if the last word is black, you could type
black board
the next poster would have to think of a word associated with board and they could type
board meeting
Water picture, water photograph
responsibility (for all this) cheating
gee thats great... typical male... blame the woman
ed the ball
Struggling there, weren't you?
tha last post
nurse uniform (wayhayyy!)
rope bridge
careful eric.... the way Im feeling right now Im finding it exceedingly hard not to go into all men are bastids mode.
pist as a....
der ty undies
dont gobut I must; for the hour is late.
lashing(s of) cream
Man... ova 'ere.... look
Quick Eric! Moderate me for advertising before her Ladyship sees it!
I had a naughty wav version of that song once, in traditional seaside postcard humour style.
Wh00t the drinks are on OF (https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.emotionless.co.uk%2Femotes%2Ff%2Fdrink10.gif&hash=499d6d0193ac94d65b85b52a13124b15f089298c)bloke jokeWHAT, I brought them last year :lol:
[censored] >:(
(squints - that is a t not an f in your post roseway isnt it)
I think you need to do something about the burst bubblegum residue stuck on them though
sexual favours
enhancer (fuzzy) photograph
please behaveYes Ma'am
my gawd... give that man a mars mar... hes actually managed to do something with it
Full marks to astral
twighlight zone
b b b bbbut I am good :'(Y Y Y Yes, but good at what? :angel: (Better not answer that, the sensor might be looking)
corners (on two) wheels
fire (down) below
spindle legsNow there is no need to be personal.
nvm I musta been on one cause I thought it was funny..Sorry Kitz, but no accounting for taste.
(was gonna type arse but then dreaded to think about what the next person would do with it)
noise marginAnorak off. This is supposed to be R & R. ;D
rendez vous
Quoterendez vous
That's one foreign word, this game is two English words. Eric; tell her!
( return )Quoterendez vous
That's one foreign word, this game is two English words. Eric; tell her!
Is it really? didnt know that ? :angel:
Whats a half-a-crown?
Is that because he has a "Splitting Headache" :lol:Whats a half-a-crown?
It's what Prince Charlie wears.
Is that because he has a "Splitting Headache"
fall over
noo key
person specification? What's that supposed to mean?
feel illSorry to hear that, hope you get better soon...
testblha balh
Huh???
*edit*
OK edit your post to make me look stupid :P
pianist (out of his) skull:D
pay men to workSurely not Kitz! Don't they all work for you for nothing, out of sheer adoration, like me & the professor. :angel:
garmen to the garden, MaudBless you Eric, i couldn't bring myself to do it.
hmmm whose been talking ???Sworn to secrecy, so sorry can't say.......... :no:
I think weve all broken them at one point or otherSpeak for yourself. :angel:
mousse trappe
minds a pint :drink::lol:
(Bet you saw that coming a mile off)
(a) bun dance:D
commander prompter (aka Italian MS-DOS :-\ ):lol:
seller field
can I say muck on here
How are we expected to follow that? :wall:
Struggling a bit? :P
:no:
(Sorry about the bug in my avatar
about face
(what on earth is a tatting bobbin?)
Never mind UncleUB, everyone gets sent there from time to time :lol:
Woss wrong wiv glass baubles then? It's nearly Christmas.
(exactly what kind of websites have you been visiting Steph?)
naked ambition (when I grow up I want to be a stripper)
RARily compressed:lol:
just been playing bingo at my local(ish) club
just been playing bingo at my local(ish) club
oh dear, you just went down in my estimation there... ho-hum
pudding club
Re,Are friends Electric-------Was that Gary Numan :hmm:
the one-and-only
(Nice of us not to mention that TD and UB messed up a few moves ago, wasn't it? :P )
(Nice of us not to mention that TD and UB messed up a few moves ago, wasn't it? :P )
Blame tufted,I,m still suffering from tesco-syndrome so I,m not well enough to go to the naughty corner :no:
son (and) daughter
martial arts
(In view of the hard time they've both been having, the management has decided to let tufty and uncle off with a caution :D )
blue movie :blush:
hearty meal (roast duck perhaps? ::) )
goals (to) Newcastle
ironing board (I don't know what it is, but I've heard people talking about it :) )
I'm sure that the boss meant
dumpling (s)tew
so
stew pot
crenelated (in) stone
Edit,crenelated means 'having battlements' Am I right tufted?
up yours :-X:o :-X ( who is unkyUB speaking to ???)
up yours :-X:o :-X ( who is unkyUB speaking to ???)
yours faithfully
special delivery
(Unc's back passage again :lol:)
Unc GO to the naughty corner NOW !!! :-\ :'( :sick:
nose around
ideas person
No he can't; he's in there for multiple reasons :D
(I notice Eric didn't argue there Unc :lol: )
party planner
Umm, this is supposed to be the 2-word association game. ???
horses doovrers??? :no: :-X
stairs rudely :-\:no:
rudely behaved
rudely behaved
Your copying me, unkyub. :lol:
unshaken milkshake :-X
and again
continuously repeated;)
us?
rangers two ............ (celtic nil) :lol: sorry couldn't resist being silly again >:D
keep'er safe
"stuck"
asap? What sort of word is that? >:(
(a)sap rising
Sorry, I thought this was supposed to be a bit of fun.
What on earth are you doing, posting at 4 in the morning Chris? :lol:
away day
I was just getting up for a pee then. :D
What on earth are you doing, posting at 4 in the morning Chris? :lol:
Floydy that is INCREDIBLE !!! :o :o :o :o (it's given me goosy bumps !!) :lol:
conned (oleeza) rice:D
Unc is living dangerously isn't he? :lol:
package deal
too far
(unkyUb.........do you think that roseway is one of those escaped Bulgarian miscreants ? Send 'im home :shoot: )
wots his name :lol: :lol:
waiter minute ;)
remover (from the shoe) shop.
It was nice of you people not to point out my mistake a few messages ago :-[
document case
>> I couldn't resist and have just searched the forum database, that phrase has been posted 20 times in this topic so far!!
I hope you realise that you're inviting retaliation :lol:
carved head
Monarch Airlines
:cry2:..................I'm innocent............it was that unkyUb started it... :(
sort 'em out Eric ! :lol:............seen enough of that stuff for one day :scare:
soil
crust punk (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crust_punk)
Andersen shelter...................anyone else remember them ?
baron landscape :no:
comparison:-X
I'm glad I taxed the brain cells :lol:
you tube
My memory from history lessons told me it was a cramped over-crowded prison which was literally just a hole in the ground where prisoners perished due to the poor conditions.
However gives (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hole_of_Calcutta) more info.
-----------------
hole (in the) ground
teller ( to stop posting) suns......... :D
cloth cap (eee, ba goom :D )
I didn't get 'depot boils'
one nil (the amount by which Sheffield United normally beat Sheffield Wednesday)
But nothing will ever erase the 'Boxing Day Massacre' from the collective memory of all Sheffield football fans: a dream for Wednesday, a nightmare for United.
awarded prize
>> the Boxing Day Massacre
I'd better not remind him that this was 30 years ago, so I won't. ;D
Is that the United logo then, unkyUb......... :D
:D
Where did the name Sheffield Wednesday come from ?
Sheffield Wednesday football emerged from 'The Wednesday Cricket Club' based in Sheffield who used to play on Wednesdays, as this was the day when the steel-workers in the team got a half-day and used it to play sports on.
It was decided that a football team was needed to keep up the physical fitness of players during the winter months, when cricket wasn't played. So Sheffield Wednesday was formed on Wednesday 4th September 1867, keeping the theme of Wednesday nights in their name.
It turned out that the team was better at football than they were at cricket and they progressed well enough during their first few years together to attract the attention of Charles Clegg who became the President of Sheffield Wednesday football club for the rest of his life.
During the 1880s, the few devoted cricket players left the club to leave Sheffield Wednesday as a football-only club which turned professional in 1887.
(didn't Preston North End -that famous Lancashire Club play SW last night ? >:D >:D :lol:)
naked state
dose (were the) days
'eck ythump
rates summerised
Your first word should be the last word of the previous poster...... ;)
posted correctly
roost chestnuts :blush:
;D
chestnuts tuffing
(oh no he isn't :D ):D
you ('ll) log :lol:
pane control
away (with the ) fairies
away (with the ) fairies
That's not a nice thing to say about unkyUb.......... :D
fairies flew
:o (I feel quite bilious Unc :D )
join (er) (in a) glass >:D
Oil (give it) foive [© Janice Nicholls]
united (for the) cup>:( :P :thumbdown:
joiners (in a) drink
game lost..................(Wales 31...Scotland 24 :( )
wheel nut (not the only nut on here :lol:)
cup winners (Sheffield United... >:D... :D )
That's stopped us in our tracks, hasn't it? :lol:
:lol:
>:D
ok, let's go back a step... :D
skin graft
again defeated (nearer the truth :lol: )
Exhibition Road (I spent three years of my life supposedly being educated there :) )
In London?I seem to remember an Exhibition Road when I worked in the Earls Court area
What is the NC ???
Completely bonkers
glass ceiling
(Have you noticed that scottiesmum always gets the thread back to things made of glass..and what goes in them :D )
swings & roundabouts
swings (and) roundabouts
lip osuction :blush:
apart from
loved ones
collar size
(I thought I'd be slaughtered for collar ado) :bye:
What? ??? ;D
hostility displayed
diary products
diary products
:-X :-X :-X
recalled memories
hope Eric sees it that way ;D
hope Eric sees it that way ;D
Everything is written down, and may be given in evidence... >:D
history teacher
item eyes ;)
holed tight
taker (away from the ) shops
:lol:
Good idea unkyUb............where is he ?
wrapped up
Good idea unkyUb............where is he ?
:scare:Good idea unkyUb............where is he ?
Planning his revenge...
dropped bombshell
:D what an excuse !!
head gear
aleCaesarhouse ;D
theorem algebra
theorem statement:-X ;D
???
y go look :-X
thin (and) thin
pobs.... How do you follow that? ;D
(pobs ... gosh that takes me back to my childhood, in Lancashire it was bread and milk )
full monty :blush:One of my favourite films.......a lot of the outdoor scenes were filmed near where I was born. :)
afternoon tea (cucumber sandwiches with the crusts removed...)
On this day - 21 May 1958: Trunk dialling heralds cheaper calls
Automated telephone connection will make calls easier and cheaper, Postmaster General Ernest Marples has announced.(https://forum.kitz.co.uk/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fmedia%2Fimages%2F38782000%2Fjpg%2F_38782283_marples2_238.jpg&hash=aa3f99cc682542d0057c026befbec8d8cdf9d4b2)
Postmaster General Ernest Marples demonstrates how to direct dial
From December, Subscriber Trunk Dialling will be introduced in the Bristol area where 18,000 subscribers will be able to make trunk calls without the aid of the operator.
The General Post Office is to spend £35m modernising the phone system in an effort to popularise use of the telephone...
All calls will be charged automatically according to both time of call and distance. Prices will start at 2d and a three-minute call will cost 2s 6d, a reduction from 3s 6d.
Callers in London will not benefit from the new system until 1961 because more complicated equipment will be needed in the larger cities.
"In ten years' time - by 1970 - I should think three quarters of all trunk telephone calls will be dialled," said Mr Marples.
denied liability
>>> Skipping over our Asbokid's interjection.
I think asbo skipped page 1524 :)
Arise Sir Burakkucat
service wash (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mHluv-MyTNQ/UDtfeO4oldI/AAAAAAAAUNY/4OPiI9JCZ8Y/s1600/washing+machine.jpg) (ladies only)
/me
ummmmm :-[
majeure clause
(I feel a vegetable comming)
Do I get bonus points for a mega cheat?
term might
Hedge. Fund
Scratching s. hend
rate reductionAre we in a bootloop? ???
:hmm: Hmm . . . Someone has been on my cat-mint.
denied turnips
stubbed out