Alriiiiighty then,
So first off, it's fixed!!
The awesome BTOpenreach engineer came back out that same day and got a colleague out too. They redid the entire pole to master socket run. After some more testing he checked the ohm thingy and it jumped from 4 to 117! There definately were issues there. Sadly this didn't fix the problem, but did improve the line and jitter enormously.
He notified me that the last thing required was a lift and shift (again). He really didn't think one had been done at all, so he put that through. UKOnline confirmed that request and today I came home to a card, from the engineer (gobsmacked!) telling me it had been done.
Sadly it seems he had also managed to cut everything off, no phone and no adsl so I called him (he'd given me his work mobile number) and he sent a colleague to the green cabinet to check/fix. 20 minutes later, ADSL/Phone and NO cut outs when I answer the inbound call.
If I knew how to give this guy the strongest recommendation I could within OpenReach I would, does anybody know if/how I could?
I wanted to say a huge thank you to the Kitizens for all their advice and assistance with this. Without that help I think I would have given up a long time ago.
My deepest respects,
T