Now, this will make you laugh --- or faint
Golf ... Pardraig Harrington ..... Pardraig could sound like Patrick ..... Par as in Catherine (Henry Eighth connection) ...
Partick perhaps in Glasgow ?? ...... do you get a tick on a golfing card when you've finished a hole or something ...
I don't know, hate golf !! 'except the course in Augusta which is lovely to look at ) OK all faint now