Various levels of 'Warp'? That should keep us going for a few more years.
I do wish they would no away with that nonsense all together and just call it what it is. Other countries dont seem to have these silly marketing hypes. In Aus they use adsl/fttc/vdsl. etc Most of the population in the UK wouldnt have a clue what "adsl" despite it being how their broadband has been delivered going back years. :/
About half the population don't even seem to know the difference between Internet, broadband and wifi. It really bugs the heck out of me when people say wifi when they mean Internet or vice versa.
It's laughable that Virgins "Super duper Fibre-optic Cable Broadband" was used to describe 2Mbps.... and was directly to blame for the start of this ridiculous mess.