Had a job in a Norfolk farmhouse, qietly working away with the farmer making idle chat. Then the son storms in very upset, throwing his keys across the kitchen which clatter in the sink. I think uh-oh keep quiet get this job done as quick as possible and scarper.
"What's up son ?" the son muttered something, something off it sounded like. "What son ?"
almost crying with emotion welling up the son says "weddings off, the wedding is no more dad, oh dad !"
he collapses in a sobbing heap at the table hands covering his head. the farmer concerned rushes over resting his comforting hands on his boys shoulders. and he soflty whispers "Why ? whats happened son?"
The lad gentley sobbing with drops hanging off his nose says in an almost incoherent blubber: "It's Sarah..... just found out....... found out....... ohhh Dad!" "Alright me lad, nice-n-slow like..." "Dad....... Sarah's-a-virgin !" The farmer stands up straight patting his son on the back, dr aws a high breath through his nose and firmly but so softly said "Quite right me son, not good enough for 'eerr famliy....... she naarrt good enough fir ours."