hendry I really don't think the comment about having to move to Singapore to get a decent connection does you any favours, you could have just moved to an area of Cornwall which was lucky enough to have FTTP. Let's hope you never need to own a car out there, my mate who also lives in Singapore just spent around £25,000 getting an old car on the road there, good old blighty don't seem quite so bad now.
I presume those tree's are on your parents land, if so they could cut them back so it doesn't affect the line. I also wonder what the speeds would be at the first pole on the land, it may be worth coming up with a solution to get a master socket there (shed/caravan/waterproof cabinet) and then running a network cable and phone line underground back to the house). Another option might be line bonding, you could have 1 ADSL line and 1 FTTC to keep costs down depending on what the ADSL upload speed is like it might give enough boost to help.
Take a look at
Weaver on here, he lives on the Isle of Skye, about 4.5 miles from his exchange, he has to run three ADSL lines to get what he does, I think his combined upload is about 1Mbps, and the download is about 6Mbps on a good day.
Kitz, what he's saying about the internet slowing to a crawl is because when the upload is swamped it effectively slows the download as your page clicks etc struggle to get out due to the swamped upload. I used to get this problem on ADSL when my Cloud backup software used all the available upload bandwidth.