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Author Topic: The Secret to Finding a Partner Is...  (Read 1776 times)

Floydoid

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Re: The Secret to Finding a Partner Is...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2008, 05:52:07 PM »

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Weakened by the whole process, both the mother and father die within a few months.

’ once-in-a-lifetime lovemaking sessions are much more than just arm wrestling.”
I think I might just stick with the arm wrestling, it sounds less painful.  :angel:
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Re: The Secret to Finding a Partner Is...
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2008, 05:58:47 PM »

Two days ago that story would have been dismissed as an April Fool's.
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Re: The Secret to Finding a Partner Is...
« Reply #3 on: April 03, 2008, 06:11:19 PM »

What you have to remember is that they were here long before humans evolved and will probably still be around when we have killed each other off.

So there is obviously method, meaning and wisdom in their life-cycle.
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Re: The Secret to Finding a Partner Is...
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2008, 09:21:26 PM »

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Weakened by the whole process, both the mother and father die within a few months.

human parents only wish they could :P
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