Can I just confirm, you are a human not a cat, right?
B*cat is our resident feline. We feed him
Applaws and he gets the odd bowl of cream if he's been extra good.
In return he keeps an eye on the forums and gets his claws out if anyone misbehaves.
He also has his own special icon which will automatically post to the forum if you type
:b*cat:--
PS Burrakucat is Japanese for Black Cat