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[dave.m]

Any of you fellows got 'caught' yet, today?

Are all the "elligibles"  staying behind locked doors for the next fourteen hours?

Keep low lads, we'll distract the enemy! 

dave 

[roseway]

There's no chance of anyone proposing to me, thank heavens.

[Floydoid]

It's sobering to think that one of my old school friends is celebrating his 13th birthday today.

[mr_chris]

It's sobering to think that one of my old school friends is celebrating his 13th birthday today.

LOL - I used to know a girl whos birthday was on the 29th of Feb - she'll be the ripe old age of 7 today

[Ezzer]

Thanks for reminding me, 2007 for me was the year of the Swamp donkey
 one in particular, very clingy, shh, today I am being mostly not in  .

[Accordion]

Will you marry me Dave?

[oldfogy]

I'M FREE 

Any offers definitely considered subject to the following T&Cs.

 1. Must be able to stand having a man in the kitchen.
 2. Must Not complain because he insists on opening doors for her.
 3. Must never, ever move anything in his study/den. (as this area is his domain)
 4. Must not think holidays should only be taken once a year.
 5. Must be adventurous on holiday (exploring the native culture, food & drink)
 6. Must be free from any other relationships'
 7. Must be able to carry-out shopping tasks on her own.
 8. Must never complain when brought the wrong type of presents.
 9. Must have the utmost sympathy when he is suffering from a man-cold.
10. Must like cleaning and ironing.

Any other traits of which she may have     could well be a bonus point in her favour and would also be taken into consideration should there be enough applicants to make-up a short list.
 

[roseway]

Don't hold your breath OF

[Floydoid]

I'm waiting for a proposal too.. but all the decent women I know are spoken for.

[oldfogy]

.. but all the decent women I know are spoken for.

err, who said anything about having to be decent 

I don't want some boring old f....t, I want someone with, get up and GO. (go to the shops, go to the kitchen and get my dinner, go and get my coffee go and get the bed warm

Addendum to T&Cs
Must also be into D.I.Y
If she doesn't have her own tool-box, she can use my old spare tool-box (BUT NEVER touch my new ones)

[Ezzer]

Floydoyd, as we're in Norfolk I take it you hav'nt a big family Or like me did you just move here ?

[Floydoid]

I moved here in 1978, and now the kids have moved away I don't have any family whatsoever in East Anglia.

[scottiesmum]

I want someone with, get up and GO. ..................

OF, with your list of requirements, I should imagine it wouldn't be long before she did !! 

[Floydoid]

My get up and go got up and went a long time ago.

[roseway]

"How do I know that my youth is all spent?
My get-up-and-go has got up and went."

http://holyjoe.org/poetry/anon7.htm