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feliscatusx2
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Daft Labels
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November 28, 2007, 08:04:06 PM »
It's time we had a topic on this, so here is your starter for 10.
Mrs FC bought some cat bowls in Wilkinson's fine Emporium.
They each have a paper label which states:
"Small round plastic cat diner"
So, if you have a small round plastic cat, you now know where to go for essential equipment.
p.s.
The twin brother of the cat in my avatar lives in Tankerton. He is called Dyson. No prizes for guessing why
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 28, 2007, 08:32:00 PM »
Tesco packet of hazelnuts :
"May contain nuts"
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ralphw
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Posts: 107
Re: Daft Labels
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November 28, 2007, 10:11:36 PM »
Not quite a label but a sign seen in a local shop, "Bargain basement offers 2nd floor"
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Floydoid
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 29, 2007, 05:27:23 AM »
Seen in the small ads:
"Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating."
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mr_chris
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 29, 2007, 11:32:34 AM »
Quote from: feliscatusx2 on November 28, 2007, 08:04:06 PM
So, if you have a small round plastic cat, you now know where to go for essential equipment.
heheheh
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ralphw
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 29, 2007, 11:47:01 AM »
Notice to washing up staff.
"After washing beakers, please stand upside down on the draining board"
"Please ensure that wet bottoms are not positioned on hot surfaces".
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Accordion
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 29, 2007, 12:42:15 PM »
Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.
Dremel Electric Rotary Tool
This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
Arm & Hammer Scoopable Cat Litter
Safe to use around pets.
Endust Duster
This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
Baby Oil
Keep out of reach of children
Little Ones Baby Lotion
Keep away from children
Hair Coloring
Do not use as an ice cream topping.
Wet-Nap
Directions: Tear open packet and use.
Dial Soap
Directions: Use like regular soap.
Stridex Foaming Face Wash
May contain foam.
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tuftedduck
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 29, 2007, 12:46:58 PM »
Seen on a new vehicle in a car showroom in USA.
"Caution: this device may move if operated"
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Floydoid
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 29, 2007, 01:19:21 PM »
In the set-up instructions of a new PC speaker system I tried this week (going back as faulty but that's a side issue):
"Position speakers so as they face towards you."
Now I know where I have been going wrong all these years.
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grumpy old man
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 29, 2007, 08:57:40 PM »
I heard this on news quiz.
Notice on side of box containing pairs of trainers 'average contents two'
gom
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roseway
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November 29, 2007, 09:54:44 PM »
"average contents two"
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Eric
ralphw
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November 29, 2007, 09:59:37 PM »
There is of course, 'This medication may cause drowsiness' on a bottle of sleeping tablets.
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Floydoid
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Re: Daft Labels
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November 30, 2007, 05:44:30 AM »
Seen on a pizza packaging, just below where it's told you to bake it at 200deg C for 30 minutes: "Caution topping will be very hot".
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