I was just about to test some VDSL2 modems to discover which devices send a Dying Gasp message on power loss.
When suddenly this revolting bug flew through the open window, launched a kamikaze attack on the overhead light and then landed stunned on the desk!
It was swiftly flicked out of the window but five minutes later it flew back in again! Daft female, obviously! Attracted by my pheromones, naturally! Yes, that'll be it!
According to wikipedia, it's a
cockchafer "colloquially called a May Bug, Mitchamador, Billy Witch, or Spang Beetle." Eugh!
cheers, a