1. A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later ..... "Da- ad ... .''''What?'' "I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No, you had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad .... ." "WHAT?" "I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water?" "I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!"
Five minutes later "Daaaa- aaaad .... ." "WHAT!" "When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?"
2. An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him: "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought
it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, "For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!"
3. One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her son into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, "Mummy, will you sleep with me tonight?" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. "I can't, dear," she said. "I have to sleep in Daddy's room."A long silence was broken at last by his shaky little voice: "The big sissy."
4. When she was six months pregnant with her third child, a woman's three year old came into the room when she was just getting ready to get into the shower. She said, "Mummy, you are getting fat!" She replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mummy has a baby growing in her tummy." "I know that mummy but what's growing in your bottom?"
5. A little girl asked her mother, "Can I go outside and play with the boys?"
Her mother replied, "No, you can't play with the boys, they're too rough." The little girl thought about it for a few moments and asked, "If I can find a smooth one, can I play with him?"
