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Author Topic: Who'e the Mad Person  (Read 15258 times)

Astral

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« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2006, 01:53:22 AM »

A Brummie's walking along the canal bridge when he sees another bloke looking down over the side.

"What's 'appened?"

"Me mate's fallen in the cut."

"'Ow'd that 'appen?"

"I took a bite out of me sandwich and the mate fell out."
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« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2006, 08:30:13 AM »

doh...  had to do that in a thick accent before I got it
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« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2006, 10:43:32 AM »

'Where youm bin, our kid?'

'Fishin' in the cut'

'Youm catch any fish?'

'Caught a whale'

'Where is it then?'

'Chucked it back - it ent got no spokes'
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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2006, 11:30:58 AM »

lol :lol:

However:
> "I took a bite out of me sandwich and the mate fell out."

I don't get it :?:  :?
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2006, 11:40:25 AM »

mate - anagram of
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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2006, 11:41:47 AM »

Ahhhhhh :D

Ahem, I get it now ;) my head is a little worse for wear this morning, is my excuse, yer 'onour :oops:
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