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Weaver:
Did Openreach marketing men attend a primary school?

    https://www.openreach.co.uk/orpg/home/products/super-fastfibreaccess/cpeenablement/cpeenablement.do

Luck at the big imidge. Semi-literate staff fink everry apostrophy is gud.‬

Weaver:
If they add then, they wood of add too learn properly. I'm exhausted now. And I of polluted my own auto-correct subsystem, so I of to learn how to undo the damage. I shouldn't be surprised, seeing as in my experience marketing men can rarely do anything but spew out clichés or generic business-speak that means practically nothing.

burakkucat:

--- Quote from: Weaver on March 30, 2017, 06:50:44 PM ---https://www.openreach.co.uk/orpg/home/products/super-fastfibreaccess/cpeenablement/cpeenablement.do

Luck at the big imidge. Semi-literate staff fink everry apostrophy is gud.‬

--- End quote ---

Are you sure that is the link you intended to show?  :-\

Weaver:
Yup, I am seeing it ok. Look at the big splash image. See "Giving you and your customer's" [sic] shudder's.

Weaver:
Mind you, autocorrect doesn't help matters much - I constantly have to fight it. (Sory shud reed constantly of too fite it.) This alien written language would perhaps be the 21C version of Nigel Molesworth-speak from “Down with Skool” by Ronald Seattle and Geoffrey Willans, but without the private school context.

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