I think that 'jokes' seems the best forum for this post?
Ever since Snowden hit the headlines I have been open-minded as to his credibility or motives. Today it seems, he has released his latest 'shock horror' revelations, that GCHQ can not only tap your mobile phone, but can also switch it on remotely if it is off.
Clearly, he has never encountered the catch 22 of Myth TV builders... No matter how good is the home-built IR remote interface, it will always be impossible to turn it on once it is off, since the IR detectors are unpowered, and incapable of receiving the commands to power on.
It is vaguely conceivable that what he really means was, that GCHQ could stop you switching the phone off completely. But that would be very obvious by the battery drain. And if he's such a clever secret agent, why did he not make that distinction?
Utter BS, shame on BBC for giving it airtime.